# E14 - The Super Written Exam – Heart-Pounding, Reeling, and Restless. You're Kidding!?
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*A sound "soul"*
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*dwells within a sound mind*
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*and a sound body.*
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Yay! Yay! Yay!
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Lord Death, mission accomplished.
**[00:45] ---**
99 souls that had turned into
Kishin eggs, and one witch soul.
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As promised, I will make
Soul my personal weapon.
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So then, he'll be a Death Scythe.
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Hooray!
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What are you goofing around for?
You're going to be late for school.
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"Test!!"
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*If the lamps of linked souls*
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*point to your heart,*
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*do you hear the echoes now,*
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*stronger than words?*
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*We barely ever look each other in the eye,*
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*yet our very fates are becoming entwined*
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*Our destinations overlap completely,*
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*so run with me through the slippery night*
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*Though the glare that
comes from being too tenacious*
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*may carry over into bad dreams*
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*If the lamps of linked souls*
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*point to your heart,*
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*do you hear the echoes now,*
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*stronger than words?*
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*The reasons why we ever met don't matter*
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*We are drawn together*
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*The more we are hurt
in the moments we touch,*
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*the clearer things become*
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"Written test in 3 days!!"
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People, I'm sure you are
aware of this, but time is short.
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The general test for meisters and weapons,
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the Super Written Exam is in three days.
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Are you up to speed with your studies?
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*Of course. I've been
preparing for this for a month now.*
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I have written up the
questions for this one.
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I'm sure there are both
those who are anxious,
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and those who are looking
forward to it, so good luck to all.
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Okay, you're dismissed!
**[03:35] ---**
Ugh, isn't there some easy
way to memorize this stuff?
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There's no meaning in
winning an easy fight.
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I won't let you get away
with any dirty tricks, either.
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I wonder if you'll take
first this year, too, Ox.
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Hmm, we'll see.
**[03:49] ---**
*That's right. Last year,
I got beat out by Ox.*
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But then, there are some
hard workers in this class.
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Like say, Maka there, who
came in *second* to me last year.
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Do you know why there's a
"Super" tacked on to this test?
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There's a jinx that says
that whoever comes in first
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will make a Death Scythe.
**[04:12] ---**
What, really?!
**[04:14] ---**
*Yes. It's my destiny. Mama
was at the top of her year, after all.*
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*I have to make it to the top, as well.*
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All right! I'm going to come in first,
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and turn you into a Death Scythe, Tsubaki!
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Right.
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This will be our first test ever, huh?
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Let's do our best!
**[04:31] ---**
I'm not going to study
just because there's a test.
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Big talker. Are you studying at all?
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I am a *shinigami*. I have
a firm grasp of phasmology.
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That's right. Kid is here this time, too.
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I sure have a lot of rivals.
**[04:58] ---**
What are you doing, *Senpai*?
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Ah, Stein...
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I'm sending out an aura to my
daughter to do well on the test.
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I see.
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Why?
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Okay, continue.
**[05:09] ---**
Yeah!
**[05:14] ---**
Maka!
**[05:21] ---**
*"The Super Written Exam... Heart-pounding,
Reeling, and Restless. You're Kidding!?"*
**[05:30] ---**
"Beat Ox!!"
**[05:30] ---**
All right! Last spurt!
**[05:33] ---**
Say, Maka, are tests fun?
**[05:37] ---**
Mm-hmm. You get to find out
how much you've learned so far.
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It's easy to tell, from
your score and your ranking.
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It's like a game.
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But I have to work extra-hard this time.
**[05:49] ---**
There's a jinx that says whoever
comes in first will make a Death Scythe.
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It's hard to become a Death Scythe.
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Your papa is amazing, Maka.
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It's my mama that's amazing.
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She's the one who made my
good-for-nothing papa into a Death Scythe.
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So... the originator of phasmology... was...
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Oh, Soul, you're studying, too?
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Yeah. I'm busy. Don't bother me.
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Oh, but I'm bored! Play with me!
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How annoying!
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498...
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499...
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500...!
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If I can't answer the
next question, 1000 sit-ups!
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Let's see, what have we here...?
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--Damn it!
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--Let's cut out the penalty games
and study this. I'll teach you.
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--1... 2... 3... 4... 5...
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Capable woman is complete.
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All right, let's study!
**[07:23] ---**
Nice going, Sis!
**[07:33] ---**
Oh, it looks like you two
are both hard at work studying.
**[07:37] ---**
If you need anything...
**[07:38] ---**
Er, what are you doing?
**[07:41] ---**
We're on a break.
**[07:42] ---**
I've got this one little
hair that's too long.
**[07:45] ---**
It bothers me the way it sticks out.
**[07:48] ---**
What are you doing, you fool?!
**[07:50] ---**
Let me take care of the eyebrow grooming!
**[07:52] ---**
What happens if your left
and right sides become uneven?!
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Last time you did it, Kid,
how long do you think it took?
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It was a month!
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All right. I'll do it quicker this time.
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Okay? I'm begging you! Please! Please!
**[08:06] ---**
Well, if you're going to beg...
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All right!
**[08:09] ---**
I'll start by drawing up some plans.
**[08:11] ---**
You're disturbing our studying. Get lost.
**[08:13] ---**
What concept should
I go for? Something touching.
**[08:17] ---**
That's the kind of eyebrows I want.
**[08:19] ---**
I don't have eyebrows that amazing.
**[09:19] ---**
Nobody will play with me.
Tests are a big deal, huh?
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My body is cleansed now,
and everything is right.
**[09:37] ---**
Black☆Star studying
diligently makes me so happy.
**[09:42] ---**
I think I'll make him some supper, too.
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Yahoo!
**[09:49] ---**
Whoops! I shouted! Quietly, quietly...
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Someone like me isn't cut
out for dull studying, all right.
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I'll just steal the test, like an assassin.
**[10:05] ---**
There they are!
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With this, I am a god!
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I'll have a perfect score, even among gods!
**[10:26] ---**
Black☆Star?
**[10:29] ---**
Where are you?
**[10:42] ---**
How is your studying coming?
**[10:44] ---**
We're on a break.
**[10:45] ---**
Three days off should be plenty!
**[10:49] ---**
The way this is sticking
out is bothering me.
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All right, done.
**[11:00] ---**
All right.
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I've done all that I can.
**[11:08] ---**
Now to get some sleep,
and get ready for tomorrow.
**[11:12] ---**
Mmm... may... Maka... Maka... Maka...
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get... first... first...
first... first... place...
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I'm going to do my best
on that test tomorrow!
**[11:36] ---**
I, Sid, will be proctoring your exam.
**[11:39] ---**
Just one thing before we start the test.
**[11:41] ---**
Ya... hoo...
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Black☆Star!
**[11:45] ---**
We had a certain idiot who
went into Dr. Stein's laboratory
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to steal the test last night.
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Ya... hoo...
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Remember, don't you
dare do anything dishonest!
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The test will go for 60 minutes.
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Keep your problems face down!
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Begin!
**[12:17] ---**
*It's all right. Relax.*
**[12:20] ---**
*Anyone who does this earnestly is a fool.*
**[12:22] ---**
*There's no way the
tortoise who gets the late start*
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*can win the race against the hare.*
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*The world is full of unrelenting hares.*
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*Whoever gets a good score
on the test prevails,*
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*no matter the means.*
**[12:37] ---**
*My entire body is wrapped
with cheat sheets!*
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*There's no meaning in not
winning an easy fight.*
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*Just as long as you end up winning.*
**[12:50] ---**
Is this all of it?
**[12:51] ---**
You fiend! You want to
take my underpants away, too?!
**[12:54] ---**
*What is he, a moron?*
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Go back to your seat.
I'll forgive you this one time.
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That's the kind of man I was.
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Damn!
**[13:04] ---**
*No! Concentrate, concentrate...*
**[13:07] ---**
*The following questions
are fill-in-the-blank.*
**[13:10] ---**
*Let's see... "Complete the
following sentences. A sound soul..."*
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*Easy, easy! "...resides in a sound...*
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"skin"
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*skin, and sound cuticles."*
**[13:27] ---**
*I'm sure that's wrong!*
**[13:29] ---**
*I hadn't even answered
a single question yet!*
**[13:32] ---**
*This is not cool!*
**[13:34] ---**
*But, I'm still in luck. Sitting
next to me is the brilliant Kid.*
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Abysmal!!
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I can't write it neatly!
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*He's still writing his name! Kid's no help.*
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*And on the left...*
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*She's writing with a crayon?!*
**[14:05] ---**
*She's worn down the yellow one quite a bit.*
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Giraffe! Giraffe!
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*Must be her favorite.*
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*"Answer true or false."*
**[14:20] ---**
*There it is! Just like
Dr. Stein. This is a trick question.*
**[14:25] ---**
*Is this a trick?*
**[14:27] ---**
*No, couldn't be.*
**[14:29] ---**
*The professor wouldn't do
anything to trick the students.*
**[14:33] ---**
*False!*
**[14:34] ---**
*I won't be fooled by that trick!*
**[14:37] ---**
Teacher, I'm finished.
**[14:40] ---**
Oh, then you may read a book or something.
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*Study freak.*
**[14:59] ---**
Ten minutes left!
**[15:00] ---**
*What?! I'm running out of time!*
**[15:03] ---**
*Kid is still writing his name!*
**[15:05] ---**
Done!
**[15:07] ---**
*What?!*
**[15:08] ---**
Giraffe! Giraffe!
**[15:10] ---**
*She's doing arts and
crafts with her answer sheet?!*
**[15:12] ---**
I oughtta break yer neck!
**[15:16] ---**
*She is gifted, in one sense.*
**[15:18] ---**
Damn, it's no good.
**[15:22] ---**
Damn, it's no good.
**[15:25] ---**
No matter what I do, the
placement of the "k" is off.
**[15:29] ---**
I'm nothing but shriveled-up scum.
**[15:32] ---**
I'm a trash pile of a person, and
that's why the "k" has forsaken me.
**[15:48] ---**
Teacher, Kid has collapsed!
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Let him be.
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*Soul...*
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Black☆Star!
**[16:10] ---**
*You're writing in blood...?*
**[16:12] ---**
*That's right. You saw the
answers in the laboratory.*
**[16:16] ---**
*You're trying to tell them to me.*
**[16:18] ---**
*Leave it to me! I will
carry on your dying wishes!*
**[16:37] ---**
Who cares about your autograph?!
**[16:40] ---**
Whisper amongst yourselves
when you're dead! 30 seconds left!
**[16:47] ---**
*It's all right. I've
checked over everything.*
**[16:55] ---**
Ten seconds left!
**[16:57] ---**
*There...*
**[17:03] ---**
Five seconds left!
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*Perfect.*
**[17:10] ---**
That's it!
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I got 'im!
**[17:12] ---**
I got it!
**[17:16] ---**
It's over.
**[17:17] ---**
No...
**[17:20] ---**
--I got 'im!
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--*It was over when I
was busted down to my shorts.*
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I'm worn out.
That was a hard one, huh?
**[17:36] ---**
It was too hard!
It sure was.
**[17:39] ---**
"Super Written Exam Results"
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"1. Maka Albarn, 100"
"2. Ox Ford, 99"
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You're going to ruin your health.
**[18:19] ---**
The test is over. Are you studying again?
**[18:22] ---**
No, no. When I was straightening
up the room, messy from studying,
**[18:26] ---**
I found this old album.
**[18:30] ---**
Is that you and your skeezy old man?
**[18:33] ---**
He's so young!
**[18:35] ---**
Mm-hmm, Papa was 18 when I was born.
**[18:40] ---**
He sure read picture books to me a lot.
**[18:45] ---**
You get your love of
books from your old man, huh?
**[18:54] ---**
Maybe.
**[18:55] ---**
"Chupa Cabra's"
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Yay!
**[18:58] ---**
Congratulations, Papa.
**[19:00] ---**
The results of the Super
Written Exam are out.
**[19:02] ---**
That's something we can drink to!
**[19:08] ---**
I know how for three days straight,
**[19:10] ---**
you've been casting your aura on Maka.
**[19:14] ---**
Maka is amazing. Top of
her class, just like my wife was.
**[19:19] ---**
Your *ex*-wife.
**[19:23] ---**
Oh, right. Blair, can I
ask you for a favor?
**[19:27] ---**
I want to get Maka something,
to congratulate her.
**[19:30] ---**
Could you casually ask
her what her favorite book is,
**[19:32] ---**
and then buy it for her as a present?
**[19:34] ---**
I put the money and a
letter in this envelope.
**[19:37] ---**
You should give it to her yourself.
**[19:39] ---**
If I gave it to her directly,
she might not accept it.
**[19:45] ---**
What?
**[19:46] ---**
Papa, you really do love Maka, don't you?
**[19:49] ---**
If that's what you want,
just leave it to me.
**[19:54] ---**
Thanks.
**[20:00] ---**
Oh, no. I totally bought
something for myself.
**[20:07] ---**
I couldn't help but give in to temptation.
**[20:09] ---**
And I'm usually the one doing the tempting.
**[20:13] ---**
But misappropriating money is wrong.
**[20:16] ---**
If I shrink down the size with
some magic, they'd be perfect for Maka.
**[20:20] ---**
Pump-pumpkin, Pumpkin...
**[20:26] ---**
Now to include the card.
**[20:29] ---**
I'm home!
**[20:31] ---**
Welcome back. I made
some pumpkin pie, so have some.
**[20:34] ---**
All right!
**[20:36] ---**
Maka, you have a present from your papa.
**[20:40] ---**
He said it was to celebrate your test.
**[20:43] ---**
What could it be?
**[20:46] ---**
Ta-da!
**[20:52] ---**
What nerve he has, sending
sexy underwear to his daughter.
**[20:56] ---**
Here, Maka, there's a message card, too.
**[21:01] ---**
What have we here?
**[21:04] ---**
*Congratulations! All that
studying must have been rough.*
**[21:08] ---**
*I'm sending you this present,*
**[21:10] ---**
*in the hopes that you
might have a little fun with it.*
**[21:14] ---**
*From Papa.*
**[21:16] ---**
How does he want me to have fun?
**[21:20] ---**
Is he trying to turn me
into his slutty little girl?
**[21:30] ---**
I'll bet she's overjoyed
with it right about now.
**[21:34] ---**
He really is a lowlife.
**[21:38] ---**
I hate him!
**[21:40] ---**
Maka...
**[21:57] ---**
*It's beginning. If we knock*
**[22:01] ---**
*on the doors that connect you and me,*
**[22:05] ---**
*what kind of future will be waiting for us?*
**[22:14] ---**
*What grown-ups seek*
**[22:18] ---**
*is a perfect style,*
**[22:21] ---**
*where everything comes together someday,*
**[22:25] ---**
*as though it were a bunch of gears*
**[22:31] ---**
*God, if you're there, listen to me*
**[22:35] ---**
*You have to watch these days pass by,*
**[22:39] ---**
*with moments like these that will never,*
**[22:45] ---**
*ever repeat themselves*
**[22:48] ---**
*Which is why there are so many boys & girls*
**[22:52] ---**
*who want to be children*
**[22:54] ---**
*just a little while longer*
**[22:58] ---**
*out there in the world,
hiding out of sight and dreaming*
**[23:05] ---**
*in this story*
**[23:18] ---**
*The test is over!*
**[23:19] ---**
*No, it's not. Black☆Star,
you have to take a makeup.*
**[23:22] ---**
*Don't look back to the past!*
**[23:23] ---**
*Big ol' me has made up
my mind to only look forward!*
**[23:26] ---**
*No, see, the makeup isn't
in the past, it's in the future.*
**[23:28] ---**
*Ah, what are you trying to do, trip me up?*
**[23:31] ---**
*I'm not tripping you up,
you reap what you sow.*
**[23:33] ---**
*If you say so, then I ask you,
what am I supposed to do?*
**[23:35] ---**
*Study, why don't you?*
**[23:36] ---**
*Right, sorry.*
**[23:38] ---**
*Next time on Soul Eater, episode 15:*
**[23:40] ---**
*"The Soul Eating Black Dragon...
Scaredy-cat Liz and Her Merry Friends?"*
**[23:44] ---**
*Your soul is mine!*