E32 - Legend of the Holy Sword 3 – The Academy Gang Leader's Tale?
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A sound "soul"
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dwells within a sound mind
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and a sound body.
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Oh...
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Oh!
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T-This is... Excalibur...?
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It'll bring me victory and glory
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and make me a hero...
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If I just partner with the Holy Sword,
even I can be beautifully reborn!
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All right! I'll do it!
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Victory
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Glory
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Sorry. Sorry.
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I'm Falling
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Down Into My Shadow
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iki o hisomete
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matteiru Deadly Night
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Don't Scary
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kimi ga nozomeba
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donna sekai mo
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sono me ni utsuseru kara
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See you in your dreams Yeah Baby
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kowai yume da toshitemo
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Fairy Blue kimi no tame ni
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hoshi o kudaki
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kazari tsuketa
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Black Paper Moon
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shinjite kureta nara!
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When You're
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Lost "Here" I am...
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"Forever" With Your Soul
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miagereba kagayaku
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tsuki no you ni
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Hey, Hero!
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Yes?
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Hate to ask, but could you go buy
us some rolls from the school store?
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Huh? Why me?
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Come on. This is something only you can do.
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Something only I can do?
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Leave it to me!
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Oh, some for me too!
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And two cans of juice
from the farthest shop.
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It's something only you can do,
so we're counting on you!
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Hey, Hero!
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C'mere.
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Yes, Black☆Star?
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Be my test subject again.
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Does that hurt a lot? Is
it hard to break free?
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I-I'm gonna die!
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Looks like there's room for improvement.
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Hero seems like someone who'd
be popular at an ordinary school.
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But here... he's wimpy.
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Coolness doesn't make the person;
the person makes the coolness.
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Damn! The Holy Sword will be mine!
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And then I will put an
end to this pushover life!
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"Legend of the Holy Sword 3...
Tale of the DWMA Gang Leader?"
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I am the great Black☆Star!
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The greatest, strongest man in the world!
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This great man is going
to school! Right, Tsubaki?!
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Yay!
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Huh?
A fight first thing in the morning?
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Honestly. What fools.
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Losers like you don't stand a chance
against me now that I'm reborn a hero.
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Hero did this?
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DWMA is nothing special either.
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Ugh. Him.
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My heroic tale was much more thrilling.
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I shall tell it to you students!
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Fool!
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Now, then!
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My legend begins in the 12th century.
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This is gonna be obnoxious,
so just half-listen to it
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I believe it was on a sweltering midsummer day.
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No, it was a chilly autumn.
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Back then, I, too, was a ruffian.
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Come to think of it, it
might've been winter.
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I was friends with all the
tough-looking people.
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All the chicks fought over me.
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No, it was summer after all.
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It was an extremely hot midsummer day.
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Unlike now, I was like a sharpened knife.
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However, I somehow gave
off an air of elegance.
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Everyone said so. Even
now, everyone says so.
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Actually, maybe they
didn't say it much back then.
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It was gradually starting to be
said that I was surprisingly nice.
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Now that I think about it,
perhaps I did give off an air of elegance.
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The results spoke for themselves.
I was amazing.
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Even now I'm amazing, but I was a ruffian.
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It all happened on a winter
day brimming with elegance.
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Now, then! Shall I tell you the legend?
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You're obnoxious!
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However, there will be a five-minute break
first! Sit on your knees upright and wait!
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Hold on, you idiot!
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What's the matter with you?
It hasn't been five minutes yet.
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Have I seen you somewhere before?
Yeah, we've met bef...
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Don't you know how to
sit upright?! Ignorant fool!
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Don't point your cane at me!
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Did you see my strength too, Black☆Star?
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I'm no longer the weakling I once was.
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With the Holy Sword, I've
been reborn as someone strong.
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Just having the Holy Sword
wouldn't make you any different.
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Anyway, I'm amazed you can stand
being around someone this annoying.
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How do you figure?
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The 1000 provisions to being
Excalibur's meister are simple to follow.
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So simple that I want to ask why you
can't stand something as easy as this.
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You gotta be crazy,
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attending the Holy Sword's five-hour
recitation party every single day...
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Come to think of it, my legend began
on a Tuesday or Wednesday like today.
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Or was it a Saturday?
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If you're gonna interrupt,
at least be sure about things!
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No, it may've been a Monday.
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No, a Tuesday or Wednesday.
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It's possible it was a Friday
that seemed like a Thursday.
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Though, it could've been a
Tuesday or more likely a Thursday,
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but I do believe it
could've been a Saturday.
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No, a Wednesday or possibly a Monday.
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Actually, it might've been a Friday.
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No, no, that's not...
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You're obnoxious! I can't take
it anymore! I'm gonna kill you!
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You want to fight?
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I'll participate in the fight too.
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♪ Sushi roll! Sushi roll! ♪
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I want to see what a legend is like with my
own two eyes. ♪ Sushi roll! Sushi roll! ♪
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Same here.
♪ Califonia, California, California roll! ♪
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I can't stand having him around either.
♪ Califonia, California, California roll! ♪
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There's a wimpy alien!
♪ Califonia, California, California roll! ♪
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You want to fight?
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Kilik Rung...
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Black☆Star...
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Death the Kid...
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Three of the school's best fighting
faction versus the Holy Sword...
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This is a great match-up.
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I'll let you witness the power
I gained from being reborn too.
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Excalibur!
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Victory... Glory...
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Be one with me!
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How awe-inspiring...
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Compared to the legend of the Holy Sword,
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you are nothing more than a maiden's tears.
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Shut up!
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I've had enough! For Hero,
you're being way too cheeky!
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My name is... Hero the Brave!
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Take this!
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The invincible Conan the Great!
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Those who cannot chase light
cannot hope to catch Hero the Brave.
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Now I'm all fired up!
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Pot of Fire Triple F!
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Styx Shot!
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What?!
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He disappeared?!
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Try this on for size.
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Special attack, Hero the Atomic...
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Whoa. All he did was shout his
technique name and they went flying off.
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I don't even know what it did.
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What do you think? This
is my new, reborn form.
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And so DWMA became the
turf of Hero, the shoddy meister.
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What will happen to DWMA now?!
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Find out after the break!
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Now do you see my reborn power?
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Peeking doesn't get any more legendary.
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Shut up!
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What's that?
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Ha ha! If you don't like
it, then try and beat me!
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That's so indecent!
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Excalibur is gone!
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Yay!
Hurray!
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Flowers bloomed in their
newfound springtime
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Now that I'm reborn, everyone worships me.
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I bring both the enchantment
and unease of a chosen one!
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He keeps talking about
being reborn and stuff.
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His attitude is the only
thing that's been reborn.
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Ox!
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How dare you do something
so despicable to my beloved Kim!
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You'll pay for this, Hero!
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Ox!
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Wait!
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Calm down, Ox!
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How long are those two gonna last anyway?
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Knowing how shoddy Hero is,
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it's obvious he'll give up soon enough,
unable to stand the Holy Sword's rules!
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You're scaring me, Ox...
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"Excalibur's 1000 provisions
that are to be observed."
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"♪22: Refreshing mornings
begin with refreshing greetings."
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Good morning, Hero!
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Good morning, Excalibur!
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Now, then! Thus begins
the great day that is today!
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Let us spend together these days
that will never return! Let's enjoy!
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I'll kill them!
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"♪452: You must attend my daily,
five hour-long recitation parties."
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As is written here, one's twenties
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Excalibur Recitation Party
Come Back, Fleeting
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are truly life's transition period,
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diverging point, crossroads of life,
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turning point, the change
from one generation to the next.
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Yes! Even my twenties were my
transition period from ruffian to legend!
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My dancing pompadour stirred up
jealousy in the hearts of men...
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Five minutes later...
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men were so infatuated with my legendary
pompadour
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that even those who preferred the life
of solitude began appearing in swarms.
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One hour later...
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a person is in adolescence from
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the moment they are brought into
this world.
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My own adolescence was so amazing
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that I thought about
such philosophical
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and abstract things every day!
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Five hours later...
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That is all!
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"♪578: The courageous
must always tell the truth."
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So, you didn't see
anything when it happened?
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That's right. I didn't see anything.
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I see. Then did anyone else
see anything when it happened?
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No. I didn't see anyone
else who saw anything.
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I see.
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This is indeed a puzzling case.
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No one saw anyone who saw
you not see anything, you see.
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Holmes. Have you found anything?
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Yes, I have a good idea what happened here.
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Which would be...?
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He's the killer!
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What?!
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This man is the brother of the
girl who went missing 10 years ago
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and the serial murderer
behind this grand plot for revenge!
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Wow! I didn't know that!
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Screw you!
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Don't give out spoilers!
I want my money back!
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"♪202: You must only use
the highest-quality restrooms."
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DWMA 1-A
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Still...
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don't build it in a place like this.
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There were no other large, open spaces.
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"♪667: You must always praise Excalibur."
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O, Excalibur! O, Excalibur!
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O, Excalibur!
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"♪172: Have a spirit of
harmony... have a Japanese mindset."
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Sparkle Hair Salon
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So...
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we'll start with a samurai topknot.
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Hold it!
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"♪75: Wildly celebrate
Excalibur's birthday."
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When is your birthday?
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Every day.
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You're obnoxious!
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Oh! Then I need to come up
with at least 365 ways to celebrate!
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You're gonna do it?!
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"♪602: You must always prepare fresh food."
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Today we'll be cooking Okhotsk king crab!
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Oh, it looks delicious!
It was caught this very morning!
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I want king crab.
Gladly!
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Seconds!
Gladly!
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You serious?!
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Excellent! You have done well to
properly observe all 1000 provisions!
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Thank you!
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Allow me to sing you a
song as a reward! Listen well!
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Yay!
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♪ Excalibur! Excalibur! ♪
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♪ From the United Kingdom!
I'm looking for heaven! ♪
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♪ I'm going to California! ♪
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♪ Excalibur! Excalibur! ♪
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♪ Excalibur! ♪
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♪ Excalibur! Excalibur!
Excalibur! Excalibur! Excalibur! ♪
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Their newfound midsummer arrived
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Lord Death!
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Is it about you-know-who?
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Yes. The legendary Holy Sword, Excalibur...
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The legendary Holy Sword, Excalibur...
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It seems Hero has used him to
become this place's school gang leader.
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School gang leaders, buttoned
uniforms, sandals, good at fighting...
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And many loyal underlings.
Truly men among men.
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And always part of the male cheering squad.
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Wait, when did our school pick up
that old school gang leader system?
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I don't know. That's a good question.
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I guess school gang leaders still exist.
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They're eternal.
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♪ Excalibur! Excalibur! Excalibur! ♪
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You're incredible, Hero! I can't
believe you followed those dumb rules!
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You obtained an amazing partner!
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Just look at my truly reborn form!
Look, everyone! Look more!
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Hero's filled with confidence now...
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Well, in one sense, that
is an ideal partner.
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This can't be real! Not that
shoddy Hero! I refuse to believe it!
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Everyone has different opinions
on the matter, but whatever the case,
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the strange bond between the
Holy Sword and the shoddy meister
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seemed to all that it
would continue forever.
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However...
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What another great day!
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Have you forgotten Provision ♪473,
"Always walk three steps behind me"?
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Sorry...
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Then let us go!
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They're only sneezes. Follow me.
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Sneezes...
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It is now everlasting summer here!
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Hey, Hero!
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Oh, good morning, Black☆Star.
Would you like a roll too?
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No...
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Huh? You seem like your old self.
What happened to the Holy Sword?
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Oh, that? I put that
thing back where I found it!
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Huh? What for? Weren't
you guys getting along?
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His sneezes...
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His sneezes never stop after the first one!
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Huh?
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Sneezes.
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They send spit flying, they're loud,
and sneezing a lot in a row is unthinkable.
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I hope that guy dies!
[20:44] ---
At least put up with that...
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Just when I thought I had been reborn...
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Say, are there any other
good ways to go about it?
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Huh? That doesn't even require any thought!
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Learn from me!
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I'm the man who's gonna transcend God!
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Study my way of life and you can
be completely reborn in an instant!
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Struggle as hard as you can, little one!
[21:17] ---
Well, maybe I can start
muscle training or something...
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Meanwhile, in the place
that used to be eternal summer!
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Welcome to my recitation party!
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I shall tell you about all of my
many legends! He's back again!
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Incidentally, this hat of mine is a
top-quality, British-made sushi roll!
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You're obnoxious!
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Yoteichouwa wo kechirasu noizu
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Iru you ni katto niramu gankou
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Shinobikonda
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Garaaji de yume miteta
ano koro to kawaranu haato
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Sou kyou to onaji asu nante konee ze
[22:06] ---
Ore binkan ni bakusou
[22:08] ---
Utau shinzou kanaderu biito
[22:10] ---
Ikiteru tashikana akashi wo
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Te ni shite wa
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ushinatte
[22:14] ---
Te ni shite wa
[22:15] ---
ushinatte
[22:16] ---
Utsurou toki no naka de
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Hitoshirezu namidashita yoru mo
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Subete wa
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koko ni atte
[22:22] ---
Subete ga
[22:22] ---
Tada jibun de sou sa mada
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ikeru hazu daro
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Kegarenaki hikari ga
[22:30] ---
yamiyo wo tsuranuite
[22:32] ---
Kono toki ga towa da to
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ima inochi ga sakenderu
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Hora kokoro no oku ni
[22:38] ---
itsumo kimi ga utsuru yo
[22:40] ---
Mamoru beki shinjitsu wo tada
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daite yuke
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Kurikaesu mainichi no
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aranami ni nomaretemo
[22:48] ---
mada yume kara samenu
[22:50] ---
oretachi wa koko ni iru
[22:52] ---
Itsumo kikoete kuru
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nakama tachi no koe ga
[22:56] ---
Kodoku wo furiharau you ni
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machi no kaze no naka
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tada iku shika nai sa
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Shinjita ikizama wo
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Aa
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It's finally over! Now I won't have
to see that annoying jerk for a while!
[23:22] ---
Fool! Don't assume it'll be that simple!
[23:24] ---
What the...?! I thought you left!
Leave! Go back home, you idiot!
[23:29] ---
Fool! Character details are always
indefinite and subject to whims!
[23:34] ---
Next time on Soul Eater, episode 33:
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"Resonance Link...
Play the Melody of the Souls?"
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I will be back, everyone! See you again!
[23:44] ---
You really are obnoxious!
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