E17 - Legend of the Holy Sword 2 – Wanna Go Drinking, Gambling, and Playing?

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    A sound "soul"
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    dwells within a sound mind
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    and a sound body.
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    Fools!
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    Tsunaida tamashii no hi ga
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    mune wo sasu nara
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    kotoba yori motto tsuyoi hibiki ga
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    ima kikoeru ka?
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    Roku ni me mo awasazu
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    unmei ni made karande'ku
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    Yukisaki moro kabutte'ru
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    kuenai yoru wo hashire
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    Fukaoi shi sugita mabushisa ga
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    warui yume ni tsuzuite mo
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    Tsunaida tamashii no hi ga
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    mune wo sasu nara
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    kotoba yori motto tsuyoi hibiki ga
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    ima kikoeru ka?
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    Deatta wake wa dou datte ii
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    Hikitsukerarete
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    Fureta shunkan no kizu no bun dake
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    tashika ni nareru
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    In a quiet shrine in a northern land,
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    there exists a legendary Holy Sword.
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    For time eternal, this Holy
    Sword has slept there silently.
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    Those who pull the sword from
    the earth attain the title of warrior
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    and conquer the world whole.
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    One blow from it will silence
    all who stand in opposition,
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    and one swing of it
    can cut through space itself.
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    With their wings of light and
    soaring visages, they are true warriors!
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    Forget not that it was all
    brought about by the Holy Sword.
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    Forever shall we pass down the
    stories of the Holy Sword's deeds.
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    For eternity shall we pass
    down the name of the Holy Sword.
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    The Holy Sword named... Excalibur!
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    And now,
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    a youth attempting to
    create new history has appeared.
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    His name...
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    Ox Ford!
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    "Legend of the Holy Sword 2...
    Wanna Go Drinking, Gambling, and Playing?"
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    Oh! So this is the Holy Sword!
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    This is...
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    disappointing.
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    Lad! What name do you go by?
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    Me? My name is...
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    Fool!
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    No, I'm not a fool.
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    I'm actually at the top of my class at...
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    Fool!
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    I'm telling you, I'm not...
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    My legend begins in the 12th century.
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    Uh huh...
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    My legend begins in the 12th century.
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    Do you want to hear the heroic tale?
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    Yes, of course! That's why I...!
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    Fool!
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    Incidentally, if you wish
    to associate with me,
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    there are 1000 provisions
    I would like you to observe.
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    You must first hear what
    these provisions are!
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    I'm sorry. How exactly am I being a fool?
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    Fool! There is no need
    for you to know that!
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    Oh... I did something foolish again?
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    My mornings begin with a
    cup of coffee. Do you know why?
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    Why?
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    Fool!
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    Listen! My mornings begin
    with a cup of coffee!
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    Nothing beats roasted tea in the morning.
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    Thus, my mornings begin
    with a cup of coffee!
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    But you weren't drinking coffee...
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    ♪ 1 of the 1000 provisions
    I want you to observe:
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    My mornings begin with a
    cup of coffee. Do not forget that!
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    But like I just said,
    that wasn't coffee you were...
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    I know, let me show you something.
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    Is this... your family?
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    This woman next to you...
    Don't tell me she's...?!
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    Yes. They're obviously my family.
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    A wonderful family it was.
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    Was?
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    It happened when I was still in my youth.
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    The cities grew wild, and the
    people lost hope and idly wasted time.
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    And I was no exception.
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    Someday I'll have enough
    money saved up to leave this city.
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    Thus, I began to watch
    the 7 o'clock news religiously!
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    I see. So that pretty girl was...
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    Fool! That has nothing to do with it!
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    It has nothing to do with it?
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    Honestly! You don't seem to get it at all!
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    By which you mean...?
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    ♪ 58 of the 1000 provisions
    I want you to observe:
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    Do not talk to me while
    I am humming to myself.
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    This is a very important provision.
    Understand?
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    Umm, I can't help but feel your
    flashbacks and demands don't match...
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    Fool!
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    Humming and news programs
    share a tightly-knit connection!
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    But your memories from
    when you were a street punk...
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    In short, it's a glass
    ensemble that cannot be planned
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    using things like common
    sense or probabilities!
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    Perhaps it should be called fate!
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    Nay, this may have been
    an inevitable result
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    produced by chemical changes,
    refinement, and thermoforming!
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    Am I being ignored?
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    Thus, I found myself
    carrying the fate of the troupe
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    as I presented my dance before
    a capacity crowd at an opera house!
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    What, now?
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    Whew! I'm stuffed!
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    This is kind of nice, actually!
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    Everyone getting together
    for no particular reason...
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    It feels kind of peaceful!
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    I can't stand out if it's always peaceful!
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    If I'm gonna stand out,
    then it's up to me to...!
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    Hey, Tsubaki.
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    Yes?
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    Have you already finished your
    report we got assigned last week?
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    You still haven't finished it, Liz?
    Isn't it due tomorrow?
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    Yeah. But it's that kind of report, so...
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    That report, huh?
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    Do you think you could help me out?
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    Fool!
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    But I didn't say anything...
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    Uhh, Mr. Excalibur?
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    Mr. Excalibur?
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    Hello?
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    Fool!
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    One needs time to think!
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    Rushing forward without
    considering things beforehand
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    is the pinnacle of foolishness!
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    Yes! My well-honed grey
    matter required time to think
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    during that case, too!
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    It took place during the time in
    which I still called Baker Street home.
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    Holmes. Have you figured anything out?
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    Of course I have, Watson.
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    It appears that the perpetrator's depravity
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    prevented us from seeing
    through the elementary trick used here.
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    Elementary?! But this room was locked!
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    Fool!
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    Precisely, Excalibur. That
    line suits this situation perfectly.
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    Huh?!
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    Now, tell us, Excalibur.
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    Use your logic to solve this locked
    room trick and point out the killer.
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    It's quite basic, really. You could
    even call it the simplest of tricks.
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    No, it might not be basic from
    the viewpoint of an ordinary person.
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    Some may even feel it's a
    complicated, perplexing problem.
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    However, that is only because
    things appear difficult on the outside,
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    while, in truth, it's
    actually quite simple.
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    No, that might not be the case,
    depending on the person,
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    for the difference between simple
    and complicated is a very delicate...
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    Okay, we understand, Excalibur.
    If you could just solve the case...
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    Fool! I know that full well!
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    Yes, yes! Precisely!
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    Okay, okay. Could you
    just explain the trick now?
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    The trick is so elementary that
    there's no need for an explanation!
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    Huh?!
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    And the killer is... is...
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    You.
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    Huh?!
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    Huh?!
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    Thus, the case was solved!
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    Are you sure Watson was really the killer?
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    In short, this fact leads to
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    ♪ 278 of the 1000 provisions
    I want you to observe:
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    You must never use carrots in my meals.
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    Oh, I don't like carrots eith...
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    Silence!
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    That is ♪349 of the 1000
    provisions I want you to observe:
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    "Wasting food is bad."
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    Meisters must eat everything,
    regardless of personal likes and dislikes!
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    You must never speak with
    such selfishness again. Understood?
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    But doesn't that mean...
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    Do you know what kind of tragedy
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    such indiscretion could
    bring you in the future?!
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    Perhaps this anecdote
    will help you to understand!
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    Yes, it happened just
    after my legend began,
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    when I accompanied Meister
    King Arthur on an expedition to Rome!
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    Facing an army of this number
    will indeed be arduous, Excalibur.
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    That isn't like you,
    Arthur. You mustn't lose heart.
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    Excalibur...
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    The Knights of the Round Table
    never give up. No matter what.
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    You swore an oath.
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    Yes, you're right. I had
    forgotten. We have comrades.
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    And for those comrades' sake...
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    Yes! Let's go, Excalibur!
    Lend me your strength!
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    But of course!
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    Thus, my journey with Arthur continued.
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    Umm, your personality has changed...
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    In short, that is what led to
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    ♪ 679 of the 1000 provisions
    I want you to observe:
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    always place a dehumidifier in your room!
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    Umm, by the way, when did
    your current personality begin?
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    From these things,
    it should be clear to you by now
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    that I was once a hard-boiled kind of guy!
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    "Please take good care of things."
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    No, forget I asked...
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    Everyone! Drinks are on
    me today! Drink all you want!
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    Excalibur!
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    Hey, Excalibur...
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    You're an incredible man...
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    "Smoking in bed is bad."
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    I was all dried up.
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    Yes. Nothing satisfied me anymore.
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    An unspeakable frustration and
    an unfillable sense
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    of emptiness grew inside my heart.
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    It felt like the gaping hole in my
    heart was growing larger by the day.
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    At least, until that day came.
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    Excalibur. I'm so happy.
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    Excalibur! Hurry over here!
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    Listen, Excalibur...
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    I love you!
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    If only every day could be like this...
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    Don't worry. I'm not going anywhere.
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    You don't understand...
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    The day will come when your
    kindness will weigh me down...
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    Hey, now. What's the matter, Cathy?
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    Excalibur. Remember this, above all else:
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    I will always love you.
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    No matter what happens.
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    I know that...
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    However, just as she said, their
    happy lives together did not last long.
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    Thus!
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    It ends there?!
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    An end was brought to the
    fighting between the rival gangs!
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    I wanna know what happened afterward!
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    In short, this is deeply connected to
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    ♪ 778 of the 1000 provisions
    I want you to observe:
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    never mail out packages cash-on-delivery!
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    I wonder what happened afterward...
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    What did you just say, lad?
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    I-I said I want to know
    what happened afterward...
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    Hmm. Afterward, huh?
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    Then I shall sing you a song as
    a gesture of respect for your words.
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    Uhh, why would that make you sing?
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    Fool!
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    As someone who's unaware of the vital role
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    that singing has played in
    the cultural history of mankind,
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    you are in no position to deny it!
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    What's more, the fact that you
    have no right to deny my singing
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    is an important factor
    that must not be forgotten!
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    Y-Yeah...
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    Then I shall begin! Here we go!
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    ♪ Excalibur! Excalibur! ♪
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    ♪ From the United Kingdom!
    I'm looking for heaven! ♪
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    ♪ I'm going to California! ♪
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    ♪ Excalibur! Excalibur! ♪
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    ♪ Excalibur! Excalibur! ♪
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    ♪ From the United Kingdom!
    I'm looking for heaven! ♪
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    ♪ I'm going to California! ♪
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    ♪ Excalibur! Excalibur! ♪
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    ♪ Excalibur! ♪
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    --Umm...
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    --♪ Excalibur! Excalibur! ♪
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    --How long is this going to last?
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    Yes, that about covers the
    1000 provisions I want you to observe!
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    Thank god...
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    Now, I would like you to
    participate with me in provision ♪452,
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    the most important one of all:
    the five-hour recitation party.
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    Then let's do it!
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    It shall be yours!
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    Victory and glory!
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    Victory and glory?
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    And you shall rule the
    world, reigning as a warrior!
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    Now, let us go together!
    Victory and honor will be yours!
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    Lad! What is the meaning of this?
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    Oh, I'm sorry. I already have
    a partner, so I'll be going now.
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    Then why did you come here?!
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    Oh, I was actually trying to
    write a report about you for school.
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    But you're obnoxious, so never mind!
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    My report never got finished...
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    Black☆Star. Did you do your report?
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    Yeah, I did it.
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    "My Report about Excalibur"
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    What?! That's pretty thin for a report!
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    Of course it is. There's only
    one word to describe that thing.
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    So, what did you write?
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    Fool!
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    Hajimaru yo Kimi to boku wo
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    tsunagu tobira nokku sureba
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    donna mirai ga bokura wo matte iru no?
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    Otona ga sou motomeru no wa
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    kanpeki na sutairu
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    itsuka haguruma no you ni
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    subete ga kasanaru you ni
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    Kamisama iru nara kiite yo
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    Itsuitsu made mo kono shunkan
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    ripiito dekinai mainichi wo
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    miokuranakucha
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    Dakara ato mou sukoshi dake tte
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    kodomo de itai
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    boys & girls ga nannin mo
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    kono yo ni kakurehisonde
    wa yume wo mite iru
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    tte iu sutorii
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    Attention, meisters around
    the country! I bring delightful news!
[22:46] ---
    You want to be a warrior, don't you?!
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    Then why not try mastering
    full control of me!
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    Presently, only one person
    will be given that privilege!
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    Observe this beautiful form!
    This unbelievable sharpness!
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    Act now, and you'll get four free hours
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    to try out my five-hour recitation party!
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    Don't let this chance pass you by!
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    A drawing will be held, and I will
    team up with the winning meister!
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    Send all entries to the address below!
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    May victory and glory be yours!
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    You're obnoxious!
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    Whew, am I ever glad
    I didn't get involved with that.
[23:22] ---
    You're obnoxious!
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    Hey, Ox. I've been
    meaning to ask for a while...
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    Oh? Are you referring to my hair?
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    No, not that...
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    These custom-made glasses, then?
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    No, nothing like that.
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    What, then?!
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    Do you wear briefs or boxers?
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    You're obnoxious!
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    Next time on Soul Eater, episode 18:
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    "The Eve Party Nightmare...
    And So the Curtain Rises?"
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    I wear briefs, by the way.
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    Eh?