# E17 - Legend of the Holy Sword 2 – Wanna Go Drinking, Gambling, and Playing?
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*A sound "soul"*
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*dwells within a sound mind*
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*and a sound body.*
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Fools!
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*Tsunaida tamashii no hi ga*
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*mune wo sasu nara*
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*kotoba yori motto tsuyoi hibiki ga*
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*ima kikoeru ka?*
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*Roku ni me mo awasazu*
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*unmei ni made karande'ku*
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*Yukisaki moro kabutte'ru*
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*kuenai yoru wo hashire*
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*Fukaoi shi sugita mabushisa ga*
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*warui yume ni tsuzuite mo*
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*Tsunaida tamashii no hi ga*
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*mune wo sasu nara*
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*kotoba yori motto tsuyoi hibiki ga*
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*ima kikoeru ka?*
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*Deatta wake wa dou datte ii*
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*Hikitsukerarete*
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*Fureta shunkan no kizu no bun dake*
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*tashika ni nareru*
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*In a quiet shrine in a northern land,*
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*there exists a legendary Holy Sword.*
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*For time eternal, this Holy
Sword has slept there silently.*
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*Those who pull the sword from
the earth attain the title of warrior*
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*and conquer the world whole.*
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*One blow from it will silence
all who stand in opposition,*
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*and one swing of it
can cut through space itself.*
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*With their wings of light and
soaring visages, they are true warriors!*
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*Forget not that it was all
brought about by the Holy Sword.*
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*Forever shall we pass down the
stories of the Holy Sword's deeds.*
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*For eternity shall we pass
down the name of the Holy Sword.*
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*The Holy Sword named... Excalibur!*
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*And now,*
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*a youth attempting to
create new history has appeared.*
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*His name...*
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Ox Ford!
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*"Legend of the Holy Sword 2...
Wanna Go Drinking, Gambling, and Playing?"*
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Oh! So this is the Holy Sword!
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This is...
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disappointing.
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Lad! What name do you go by?
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Me? My name is...
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Fool!
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No, I'm not a fool.
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I'm actually at the top of my class at...
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Fool!
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I'm telling you, I'm not...
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My legend begins in the 12th century.
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Uh huh...
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My legend begins in the 12th century.
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Do you want to hear the heroic tale?
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Yes, of course! That's why I...!
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Fool!
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Incidentally, if you wish
to associate with me,
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there are 1000 provisions
I would like you to observe.
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You must first hear what
these provisions are!
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I'm sorry. How exactly am I being a fool?
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Fool! There is no need
for you to know that!
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Oh... I did something foolish again?
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My mornings begin with a
cup of coffee. Do you know why?
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Why?
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Fool!
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Listen! My mornings begin
with a cup of coffee!
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Nothing beats roasted tea in the morning.
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Thus, my mornings begin
with a cup of coffee!
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But you weren't drinking coffee...
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♪ 1 of the 1000 provisions
I want you to observe:
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My mornings begin with a
cup of coffee. Do not forget that!
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But like I just said,
that wasn't coffee you were...
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I know, let me show you something.
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Is this... your family?
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This woman next to you...
Don't tell me she's...?!
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Yes. They're obviously my family.
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A wonderful family it was.
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Was?
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It happened when I was still in my youth.
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The cities grew wild, and the
people lost hope and idly wasted time.
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And I was no exception.
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Someday I'll have enough
money saved up to leave this city.
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Thus, I began to watch
the 7 o'clock news religiously!
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I see. So that pretty girl was...
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Fool! That has nothing to do with it!
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It has nothing to do with it?
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Honestly! You don't seem to get it at all!
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By which you mean...?
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♪ 58 of the 1000 provisions
I want you to observe:
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Do not talk to me while
I am humming to myself.
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This is a very important provision.
Understand?
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Umm, I can't help but feel your
flashbacks and demands don't match...
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Fool!
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Humming and news programs
share a tightly-knit connection!
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But your memories from
when you were a street punk...
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In short, it's a glass
ensemble that cannot be planned
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using things like common
sense or probabilities!
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Perhaps it should be called fate!
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Nay, this may have been
an inevitable result
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produced by chemical changes,
refinement, and thermoforming!
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Am I being ignored?
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Thus, I found myself
carrying the fate of the troupe
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as I presented my dance before
a capacity crowd at an opera house!
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What, now?
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Whew! I'm stuffed!
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This is kind of nice, actually!
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Everyone getting together
for no particular reason...
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It feels kind of peaceful!
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I can't stand out if it's always peaceful!
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If I'm gonna stand out,
then it's up to me to...!
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Hey, Tsubaki.
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Yes?
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Have you already finished your
report we got assigned last week?
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You still haven't finished it, Liz?
Isn't it due tomorrow?
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Yeah. But it's *that* kind of report, so...
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That report, huh?
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Do you think you could help me out?
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Fool!
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But I didn't say anything...
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Uhh, Mr. Excalibur?
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Mr. Excalibur?
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Hello?
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Fool!
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One needs time to think!
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Rushing forward without
considering things beforehand
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is the pinnacle of foolishness!
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Yes! My well-honed grey
matter required time to think
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during that case, too!
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It took place during the time in
which I still called Baker Street home.
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Holmes. Have you figured anything out?
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Of course I have, Watson.
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It appears that the perpetrator's depravity
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prevented us from seeing
through the elementary trick used here.
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Elementary?! But this room was locked!
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Fool!
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Precisely, Excalibur. That
line suits this situation perfectly.
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Huh?!
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Now, tell us, Excalibur.
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Use your logic to solve this locked
room trick and point out the killer.
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It's quite basic, really. You could
even call it the simplest of tricks.
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No, it might not be basic from
the viewpoint of an ordinary person.
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Some may even feel it's a
complicated, perplexing problem.
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However, that is only because
things appear difficult on the outside,
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while, in truth, it's
actually quite simple.
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No, that might not be the case,
depending on the person,
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for the difference between simple
and complicated is a very delicate...
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Okay, we understand, Excalibur.
If you could just solve the case...
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Fool! I know that full well!
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Yes, yes! Precisely!
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Okay, okay. Could you
just explain the trick now?
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The trick is so elementary that
there's no need for an explanation!
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Huh?!
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And the killer is... is...
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You.
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Huh?!
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Huh?!
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Thus, the case was solved!
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Are you sure Watson was really the killer?
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In short, this fact leads to
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♪ 278 of the 1000 provisions
I want you to observe:
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You must never use carrots in my meals.
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Oh, I don't like carrots eith...
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Silence!
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That is ♪349 of the 1000
provisions I want you to observe:
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"Wasting food is bad."
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Meisters must eat everything,
regardless of personal likes and dislikes!
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You must never speak with
such selfishness again. Understood?
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But doesn't that mean...
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Do you know what kind of tragedy
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such indiscretion could
bring you in the future?!
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Perhaps this anecdote
will help you to understand!
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Yes, it happened just
after my legend began,
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when I accompanied Meister
King Arthur on an expedition to Rome!
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Facing an army of this number
will indeed be arduous, Excalibur.
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That isn't like you,
Arthur. You mustn't lose heart.
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Excalibur...
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The Knights of the Round Table
never give up. No matter what.
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You swore an oath.
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Yes, you're right. I had
forgotten. We have comrades.
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And for those comrades' sake...
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Yes! Let's go, Excalibur!
Lend me your strength!
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But of course!
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Thus, my journey with Arthur continued.
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Umm, your personality has changed...
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In short, that is what led to
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♪ 679 of the 1000 provisions
I want you to observe:
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always place a dehumidifier in your room!
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Umm, by the way, when did
your current personality begin?
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From these things,
it should be clear to you by now
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that I was once a hard-boiled kind of guy!
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"Please take good care of things."
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No, forget I asked...
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Everyone! Drinks are on
me today! Drink all you want!
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Excalibur!
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Hey, Excalibur...
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You're an incredible man...
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"Smoking in bed is bad."
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I was all dried up.
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Yes. Nothing satisfied me anymore.
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An unspeakable frustration and
an unfillable sense
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of emptiness grew inside my heart.
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It felt like the gaping hole in my
heart was growing larger by the day.
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At least, until that day came.
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*Excalibur. I'm so happy.*
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*Excalibur! Hurry over here!*
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*Listen, Excalibur...*
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*I love you!*
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If only every day could be like this...
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Don't worry. I'm not going anywhere.
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You don't understand...
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The day will come when your
kindness will weigh me down...
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Hey, now. What's the matter, Cathy?
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Excalibur. Remember this, above all else:
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I will always love you.
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No matter what happens.
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I know that...
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However, just as she said, their
happy lives together did not last long.
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Thus!
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It ends there?!
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An end was brought to the
fighting between the rival gangs!
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I wanna know what happened afterward!
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In short, this is deeply connected to
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♪ 778 of the 1000 provisions
I want you to observe:
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never mail out packages cash-on-delivery!
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I wonder what happened afterward...
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What did you just say, lad?
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I-I said I want to know
what happened afterward...
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Hmm. Afterward, huh?
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Then I shall sing you a song as
a gesture of respect for your words.
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Uhh, why would that make you sing?
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Fool!
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As someone who's unaware of the vital role
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that singing has played in
the cultural history of mankind,
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you are in no position to deny it!
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What's more, the fact that you
have no right to deny my singing
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is an important factor
that must not be forgotten!
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Y-Yeah...
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Then I shall begin! Here we go!
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♪ Excalibur! Excalibur! ♪
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♪ From the United Kingdom!
I'm looking for heaven! ♪
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♪ I'm going to California! ♪
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♪ Excalibur! Excalibur! ♪
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♪ Excalibur! Excalibur! ♪
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♪ From the United Kingdom!
I'm looking for heaven! ♪
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♪ I'm going to California! ♪
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♪ Excalibur! Excalibur! ♪
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♪ Excalibur! ♪
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--Umm...
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--♪ Excalibur! Excalibur! ♪
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--How long is this going to last?
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Yes, that about covers the
1000 provisions I want you to observe!
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Thank god...
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Now, I would like you to
participate with me in provision ♪452,
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the most important one of all:
the five-hour recitation party.
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Then let's do it!
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It shall be yours!
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Victory and glory!
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Victory and glory?
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And you shall rule the
world, reigning as a warrior!
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Now, let us go together!
Victory and honor will be yours!
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Lad! What is the meaning of this?
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Oh, I'm sorry. I already have
a partner, so I'll be going now.
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Then why did you come here?!
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Oh, I was actually trying to
write a report about you for school.
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But you're obnoxious, so never mind!
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My report never got finished...
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Black☆Star. Did you do your report?
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Yeah, I did it.
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"My Report about Excalibur"
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What?! That's pretty thin for a report!
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Of course it is. There's only
one word to describe that thing.
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So, what *did* you write?
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Fool!
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*Hajimaru yo Kimi to boku wo*
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*tsunagu tobira nokku sureba*
**[21:31] ---**
*donna mirai ga bokura wo matte iru no?*
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*Otona ga sou motomeru no wa*
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*kanpeki na sutairu*
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*itsuka haguruma no you ni*
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*subete ga kasanaru you ni*
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*Kamisama iru nara kiite yo*
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*Itsuitsu made mo kono shunkan*
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*ripiito dekinai mainichi wo*
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*miokuranakucha*
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*Dakara ato mou sukoshi dake tte*
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*kodomo de itai*
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*boys & girls ga nannin mo*
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*kono yo ni kakurehisonde
wa yume wo mite iru*
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*tte iu sutorii*
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Attention, meisters around
the country! I bring delightful news!
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You want to be a warrior, don't you?!
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Then why not try mastering
full control of me!
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Presently, only one person
will be given that privilege!
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Observe this beautiful form!
This unbelievable sharpness!
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Act now, and you'll get four free hours
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to try out my five-hour recitation party!
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Don't let this chance pass you by!
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A drawing will be held, and I will
team up with the winning meister!
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Send all entries to the address below!
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May victory and glory be yours!
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You're obnoxious!
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*Whew, am I ever glad
I didn't get involved with that.*
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*You're obnoxious!*
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*Hey, Ox. I've been
meaning to ask for a while...*
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*Oh? Are you referring to my hair?*
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*No, not that...*
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*These custom-made glasses, then?*
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*No, nothing like that.*
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*What, then?!*
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*Do you wear briefs or boxers?*
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*You're obnoxious!*
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*Next time on Soul Eater, episode 18:*
**[23:39] ---**
*"The Eve Party Nightmare...
And So the Curtain Rises?"*
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*I wear briefs, by the way.*
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*Eh?*