E3 - The Perfect Boy – Death the Kid's Magnificent Mission?
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A sound "soul"
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dwells within a sound mind
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and a sound body.
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Death Weapon Meister Academy...
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popularly known as the DWMA.
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It is an institution to
train weapons and meisters,
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established by Death, to prevent Kishins,
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the demon gods who plunged the
entire world into the depths of terror,
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drove people into a maelstrom of madness,
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and nearly destroyed everything,
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from ever being born again.
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The gist of it is, it's an
organization of justice, to keep the peace.
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Why is it a technical school, anyway?
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"DWMA"
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Oh well. Now then,
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let's all get ourselves
duly keyed up, and get going!
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If the lamps of linked souls
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point to your heart,
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do you hear the echoes now,
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stronger than words?
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We barely ever look each other in the eye,
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yet our very fates are becoming entwined
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Our destinations overlap completely,
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so run with me through the slippery night
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Though the glare that
comes from being too tenacious
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may carry over into bad dreams
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If the lamps of linked souls
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point to your heart,
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do you hear the echoes now,
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stronger than words?
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The reasons why we ever met don't matter
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We are drawn together
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The more we are hurt
in the moments we touch,
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the clearer things become
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It's over, Lupin.
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Master Thief Lupin, we
are here to recover your soul,
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which has turned into a Kishin egg!
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Hey, Patty! You're standing
a little bit off your mark!
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Oops.
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Sorry.
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Hey, Kid, this is no time to
be going on about that, right?
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I want to be precise and
exact at all times.
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Yeah, but at the moment...
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--The master thief is bouncing.
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--Aren't I always saying,
my aesthetic is symmetric?
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--Symmetry is the greatest beauty.
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--He got away, he got away!
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Can't you listen precisely
and exactly when I'm talking?!
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Okay, okay.
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"Symmetry left-right balance"
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Symmetry... that is my aesthetic.
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So it begins.
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That is why I always use
you two paired pistols.
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When I hold you, you are
symmetrical, right?
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On the other hand, when you are human,
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your hairstyles and
heights are both different...
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and the sizes of your breasts
are different, too, aren't they?!
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Well excuse me for being
smaller than my little sister!
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And what do you mean, symmetry?!
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The three stripes that are
only on the left half of your hair
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aren't at all symmetrical, are they?!
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How can this be?! I'm a hideous swine!
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Why is my hair colored like this?!
I'm a scruffy, trash heap of a person!
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Damn it, I'm hopeless! I could die!
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Ugh, there he goes again.
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Patty...
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Right.
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You are the next generation
of shinigami, right?
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Who cares about those three stripes?
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Kid, you're not a pig.
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Pigs go "meow!"
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So you hang in there.
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You mean, I'm not a trash heap of a person?
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No, of course not.
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Trash goes "oink!"
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Well then, let's go report to my father.
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I can't tell if he's easy
to manipulate, or hard.
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This is why I hate trust fund kids.
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Howdy-ho!
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Those three stripes
in your hair are as cute as ever.
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Father, I don't appreciate the attention.
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Best to steer clear of that topic.
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Well, no matter, I guess.
It appears that your recovery of souls
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that have turned into
Kishin eggs is going smoothly.
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And Kid, you are a
shinigami, so it's not as though
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you have to collect souls
and raise a weapon, after all.
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I want to make my own
weapon exactingly, for myself.
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You have two weapons,
so you need twice as many souls.
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Liz and Patty, you hang in there, too.
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You bet!
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That's why I'd like to
collect all my souls in one shot.
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Do you know of any good targets?
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Ah, if that's the case,
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what do you think about this?
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I wonder what's up.
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Hey, Soul, Maka!
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Ah, morning.
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Good morning.
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Has something happened?
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Oh, you don't know? Everyone
at the academy is talking about it.
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They're just now being
taken aback by my bigness?
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"Working"
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No! It's that, over there.
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"The Perfect Boy...
Death the Kid's Magnificent Mission?"
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There's a pyramid in the
scorching country of Egypt,
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the ancient ruins of Anubis...
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There's a necromantic witch
there, who is bringing back to life
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the many mummies
that are buried inside.
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Night after night, she walks
the mummies out in procession,
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feeding them on the souls of people.
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Necromancers are a lot of trouble.
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She creates the mummies, and
the mummies then attack people,
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providing her with new material.
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She's increasing her forces geometrically.
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The Pyramid of Anubis, huh?
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The architecture of that era
was based on symmetry. Very nice.
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Actually, I was thinking of
assigning a three-star meister to this.
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Not to worry, Father.
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I get to see some ruins, and put
down a witch. I'm going to enjoy it.
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Hey, Black☆Star,
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you're wondering who
took it on, too, right?
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You bet I am. Not so
much about the job and such,
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but I don't like that someone
has the nerve to outshine me!
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Well, that settles it.
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Yeah!
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Ah, hold on, you two!
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Wow, what wonderful symmetry...
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Staying as a weapon so
long makes my neck stiff.
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It's huge!
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Still, it's a little dusty.
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Hey, let's hurry on inside!
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Something really feels
off here, doesn't it?
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It's okay, it's okay. Let's go, let's go!
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My eyes are itching.
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It's marvelous on the inside, too.
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Oh, man... I don't
handle places like this so well...
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Hey, Sis,
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in my thinking, if your eyes
stopped working when you blinked,
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no one would blink their eyes. Why is that?
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Well, because they wouldn't
want to not be able to see, right?
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That's why eye drops sell so
well when people have dry eyes.
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Then we'll have to go steal a
whole bunch of eye drops, huh?
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Before you do, remember,
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your eyes don't stop
working when you blink, right?
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Oh, right!
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Sis, you're so smart!
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What's the matter, Kid?
You're sure keeping quiet.
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Hm? Oh, maybe it's just my imagination,
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but I think the picture
frame in the foyer of my house
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is leaning a little to the right.
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That doesn't matter right now, does it?!
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Yes, it does matter! Ah, what do I do?!
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It's like everything has gone negative!
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Damn! It's no use! I'm going to go check!
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Wait! Wait!
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Wait, wait, wait!
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You're taking your neurosis too far!
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--Ah, it bothers me...
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--You can check your frame once you get home!
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--Ah, it bothers me...
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--It doesn't bother you!
It doesn't bother you!
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--Ah, it bothers me...
ah, it bothers me so much...
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Would you shut up, you trust fund kid?!
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Ah, it bothers me...
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M-Mummies! They're mummies, Patty!
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Th-They're kind of cute, huh?
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Give me your soul!
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It licked me! It licked me!
It licked me! It licked me!
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Yuckums! Yuckums! Yuckums!!
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Gross! Gross!
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Now you've gone and done it.
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Patty, let's transform!
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Right!
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Kid, here we go!
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Huh...?
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Huh...?
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Liz and Patty,
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I just can't help thinking
about it, so I'm going home now.
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It's dark, so be sure to watch your step.
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Death the Kid
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You're kidding me, right?!
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Patty!
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Right!
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Stay back!
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Hey! Don't stick me inside its mouth!
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Sorry.
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My heart, within me...
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My heart, within my image...
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Pharaoh, return to life!
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Wrath of the pharaoh...
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He caught me!
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He's pulling me!
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He's going to eat me!
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Trifle with the souls
of my people, will you?
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Accept the wrath of the pharaoh!
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Geez, where did those two go?
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Hmm, I guess it was
my imagination after all.
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Outstanding. Now then,
Liz and Patty are waiting for me.
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Guess I'll go back.
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We've recovered all of the mummy souls.
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Did you divide them exactly half and half?
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Mm-hmm. If we don't divide them exactly,
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Kid will be depressed, after all.
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It's so creepy. I hear some sort
of weird voice coming from inside.
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What could it be?
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Let's go, let's go.
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Let's wait until Kid gets here!
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It's all right. My sister is with us.
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You're kidding me...
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It's coming from in there, huh?
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Quietly, quietly...
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Roger, roger...
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Knock off the whining, would you?!
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Patty...!
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Don't make your big sister cry!
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I'm leftovers.
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What are you guys up to?
The bell has already rung.
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What about you? You're a homeroom teacher,
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and you're getting ready
to go somewhere, aren't you?
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I have a little errand to run.
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Appearances to the
contrary, I am a busy man.
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Well then, before you go, there's
something we need you to tell us.
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Who was it that took
on the Anubis ruins job?
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Oh, it wasn't one of our
students that took that one.
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It's a little too much for
one of the students to handle.
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Then, who was it?
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Lord Death’s son.
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Sir Death’s...
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son?
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Seriously?
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I'm not the kind of man who tells lies.
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Lord Death’s son.
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His name is Death the Kid.
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We meet again, Anubis.
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Every time I see you, you look fantastic.
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Are you...?!
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Outstanding symmetry!
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How wonderful!
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No...
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You disgust me!
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How utterly unpleasant.
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Liz! Patty!
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Kid?
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Sorry to intrude.
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Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait!
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What is this?
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Both of you, change into guns, right now.
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Our power is drained when
these bandages are touching us.
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What?
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Tornado Flip!
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All right!
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Transform!
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The soul of a pharaoh, huh?
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You're mine!
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Hey, Kid! Are you okay?!
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What are you doing, Kid?!
This isn't like you!
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Take a good look at him.
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He's...
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marvelously symmetrical!
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Huh?!
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Kid!
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Symmetry doesn't matter
at a time like this, right?!
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You're gonna get killed at this rate!
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You were going to use us,
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and become an impeccable
shinigami, weren't you?!
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Aw, damn.
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I can't shoot him.
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Kid!
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Kid!
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Wrath of the pharaoh!
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Wrath! Wrath!
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Wrath! Wrath! Wrath! Wrath! Wrath!
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Wrath!
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Wrath! Wrath! Wrath! Wrath!
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I'll finish you off personally.
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Right...
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Left...
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Right...
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Left...
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Right...
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He's all scrambled up, isn't he?!
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It's all over now.
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What is with you?
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Your right and left sides are all jumbled!
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I've never seen anything so jumbled before.
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Where did you come from?
Are you a citizen of Jumble Island?
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You disgust me!
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Everything but your forehead, anyhow.
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What an impediment!
Who'd want all that ornamentation?
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You're all kinds of unwanted!
An impediment!
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Impediment!
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Impediment! Impediment!
Impediment! Impediment!
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Impediment!
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All of it's an impediment!
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I can't allow you to be.
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There were an uneven
number of souls this time,
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so I got one more than you.
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Damn it, this is insufferable.
On to the next one!
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Right!
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I have to ask, though,
what was the deal with the way
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that pharaoh was all jumbled up?
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Whatever the case, we say a last
farewell to the beautiful Anubis.
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--It got all broken! Awesome!
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-How could that happen...?
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With all the rampaging we did?
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I am an unmitigated swine!
A trash heap of a person!
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That's why Anubis has turned to trash!
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Damn it, I'm hopeless! I could die!
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--Don't get so down on yourself.
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--I could die...
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--I could die... I could die...
I could die...
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--Everyone breaks a pyramid or two.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Oh, you guys...
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Why aren't your breasts the same size?!
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"Completed"
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As punishment for destroying the pyramid,
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you have to forfeit all
the souls you've collected.
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Damn it, I'm hopeless! I could die!
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The scythemeister Maka, and her partner,
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the magic scythe, Soul Eater.
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The assassin Black☆Star,
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and the magic dark arm, Tsubaki.
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Lord Death’s son, Death the Kid,
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and his pair of pistols,
the Thompson sisters.
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The prologues are over.
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And now, the story begins.
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The stardust twinkles
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Star of my dreams
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I wanna be
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Let's go Let's go
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Let's go!
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I
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Wanna
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I wanna be (1-2-3-4!)
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The world is covered in blackness,
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but my breath is still white
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Ever since that day we promised
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to go smash up the present
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I'm sure we can still make it in time
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I wanna be
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counted together
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with pallid hopelessness
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Screaming out
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and run through
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before everything changes
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I
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Wanna
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I wanna be
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Hey, Soul, what's the meaning of this?
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Shut up. How am I supposed to know?
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Unlike you and Black☆Star,
I'm an honors student.
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I do all of my lesson
prep, and my homework!
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I'm begging you, stick me
with anyone but Black☆Star.
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Impossible! This must be some mistake!
[23:32] ---
Please, someone say it isn't so!
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Oh, pipe down. Who cares?
It's just remedial work.
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Don't say "remedial"!
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Next time on Soul Eater, episode 4:
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"Engage the Witch Hunter!
A Remedial Lesson in the Graveyard?"
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Your soul is mine!
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