E2 - I Am the Star! The Big Man Is Showing Up Here?
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A sound "soul"
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dwells within a sound mind
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and a sound body.
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Death Weapon Meister Academy...
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popularly known as the DWMA.
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It is an institution to
train weapons and meisters,
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established by Death, to prevent Kishins,
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the demon gods who plunged the
entire world into the depths of terror,
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drove people into a maelstrom of madness,
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and nearly destroyed everything,
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from ever being born again.
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The gist of it is, it's an
organization of justice, to keep the peace.
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Why is it a technical school, anyway?
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"DWMA"
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Oh well. Now then,
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let's all get ourselves
duly keyed up, and get going!
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Tsunaida tamashii no hi ga
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mune wo sasu nara
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kotoba yori motto tsuyoi hibiki ga
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ima kikoeru ka?
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Roku ni me mo awasazu
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unmei ni made karande'ku
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Yukisaki moro kabutte'ru
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kuenai yoru wo hashire
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Fukaoi shi sugita mabushisa ga
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warui yume ni tsuzuite mo
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Tsunaida tamashii no hi ga
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mune wo sasu nara
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kotoba yori motto tsuyoi hibiki ga
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ima kikoeru ka?
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Deatta wake wa dou datte ii
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Hikitsukerarete
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Fureta shunkan no kizu no bun dake
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tashika ni nareru
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"I Am the Star!
The Big Man is Showing Up Here?"
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Wipe out any trash
that opposes me.
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You know?
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Tsubaki, are those guys
our target this time around?
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Yeah. Al Capone and his men.
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There must be about a hundred of them.
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Two against a hundred, huh? Perfect.
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Black☆Star...
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Let's go recover all of the
souls who have left the human path,
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and have become Kishin eggs.
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Rule of assassination number 1:
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blend in with the darkness,
hold your breath,
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and wait for a chance at your target.
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Rule of assassination number 2:
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align yourself with your target,
and deduce his thoughts and actions.
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Rule of assassination number 3:
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defeat your target before
he is aware of your existence.
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Let's go.
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I am Black☆Star! I'm
here to assassinate you!
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Yahoo!
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That ruled.
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Hey...
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I am not a microphone! I'm a weapon!
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Kusarigama, do you know
what "assassination" means?
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Who are you?!
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Die!
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We'll withdraw for now, Tsubaki! Yahoo!
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Is this happening again?!
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Smoke Ball Mode!
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Right!
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Ditch!
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A Japanese ninja?
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Don Al Capone...
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What?
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We've learned where the witch is.
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Once I get the witch's power,
my family will be invincible!
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You know?
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Yahoo!
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That was a great stage
show today! I really am big!
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I can't believe we haven't yet
recovered a single Kishin egg.
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Suspicion is going to breed bogeymen.
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Suspicious bogeymen, being Kishin and all?
Not a very big gag, huh?
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It's not? Sorry.
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Still, big as I am, I don't give
the cold shoulder to punsters.
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Punsters are naïve, after all.
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Do you know how I handle punsters?
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I hit them with a pun of my own, like
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"Enough of your ill-equipped quips!"
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That's not even really a pun.
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Well?! Your eyes are rolling back
in your head with surprise, right?!
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You're right. I was terribly surprised.
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--Yahoo! Yahoo! Ya-hooo!
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--Ugh, I won't be able
to face Lord Death like this.
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I wonder if there are any good ones...
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What are you talking about?
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We're not finished with
Capone and those guys yet.
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But screwing up over
and over like we have,
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maybe an easier one would be better.
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Yo!
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From the looks of it,
I'd say you blew it yesterday, too.
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What are you talking about?!
Yesterday, I did a great "on-stage!"
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You just weren't
able to recover the souls
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that had turned into Kishin eggs, huh?
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Well, I guess you're right!
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So, how did you two do?
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Don't ask.
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It's depressing just thinking about it.
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Will Black☆Star and
Tsubaki from Class Crescent Moon
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please report to the
Death Room at once. Repeat...
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What?
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Ohhh...? Hi there, hi there.
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I hear you messed up
on the Capone assassination.
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S-Sorry about that.
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Don't worry about it, sir.
I'll make sure I turn Tsubaki here
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into a Death weapon, a Death Scythe.
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Until then, you'll just have
to make do with my autograph!
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"To Sir"
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What do you say? You don't even
need a weapon anymore, do you?
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I truly am sorry.
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The two of you do have what it takes,
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but I sort of get the feeling that
you're just spinning your wheels.
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Y-Yes, sir.
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For my part, I would like to keep my
view of your progress in the long-term,
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but a bit of a problem
has cropped up there.
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Problem?
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Capone and his men are
making a move against a witch.
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What?!
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The name of the witch
they're after is Angela.
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Angela is supposed to
have a crackerjack bodyguard.
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If Capone and his men
gain the witch's powers,
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it's going to spell big trouble.
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So what you're saying is,
if we defeat Capone and his men
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and the witch... 99 of
their souls and one witch soul...
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we could come out with a Death
Scythe right there, couldn't we?!
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With that settled,
there's no time like the present!
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Whoa, Black☆Star!
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There's one other problem,
as far as Angela goes... hey!
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They're not listening.
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Yahoo!
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Wait up, Black☆Star!
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What?
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If we can't even complete a normal mission,
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we can't possibly fight a witch.
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What?
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Whatever we do, we can't go about
it this time like we have up to now.
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We have to put together a proper strategy.
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Man, I'd think Tsubaki could
have any number of other partners.
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He's an idiot, but he's got guts.
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Tsubaki knows that he's
more than just talk.
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Mm-hmm, I'm sure that must be it.
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Now then, we should get going, too.
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We need 99 souls that
have turned into Kishin eggs.
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We've got a long way ahead of us.
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Mm-hmm.
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The witch lives in this castle.
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The witch's power will
make our family almighty.
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You know?
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Don Al Capone!
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Al Capone...
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What business does the
emperor of the underworld have here?
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I may kill you, depending...
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You're too big for your britches.
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Eliminate him!
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If we can't even
complete a normal mission,
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we can't possibly fight a witch.
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Lousy Tsubaki... What do
you mean, "can't possibly"?
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I mean, masking my presence
is easier than blinking for me.
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I'm going to sneak up on
Tsubaki from behind, and prove it.
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Rule of assassination number 1:
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blend in with the darkness,
hold your breath,
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and wait for a chance at your target.
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Ya-hoo...?!
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Your voice is so loud,
you give yourself away.
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If you're an assassin, then
make sure you mask your presence.
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Good grief.
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I'm dead right now. Zero presence. Okay?
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Okay.
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Yahoo!
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Magic Cinderella Castle or bust!
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Hey, Black☆Star?
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Have you come up with a battle plan?
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Yeah, of course! First
comes my entrance scene.
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Okay, okay, you don't have one. Understood.
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Still, Tsubaki,
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I'm going to make you
into a Death Scythe for sure!
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Just leave it to me!
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Mm-hmm, I know.
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What is this?
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Things sure are bustling today.
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Did you kill all of the souls that
had turned into Kishin eggs here?
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Are you here to get the witch's power, too?
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You're a strong one, are you? Fine.
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I'll make you a stepping-stone
on my way to becoming big!
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Fight me!
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My name is Mifune.
I'm the witch Angela's bodyguard.
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My name is Black☆Star. I'm the
man who's gonna transcend God!
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I don't desire any unnecessary bloodshed.
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Back off from Angela, and leave this place.
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Tsubaki...
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Right.
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You're a weaponmeister, are you?
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It makes you look small, standing before
someone as big as me, doesn't it?
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I know how you feel.
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Long ago, I was so scared by my bigness,
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I couldn't stand in front of the mirror.
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Infinite Sword Style.
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What is this...?
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Be careful, Black☆Star.
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If you insist on not leaving...
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I'll slay you!
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Yahoo!
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If you wanna slay me, you'll
have to melt down a Buddha statue
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and make yourself a huge sword!
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You're mine!
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Your weapon saved you.
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An ordinary chain would have broken.
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This is your final warning.
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Leave this place. It will haunt
my sleep if I slay a child like you.
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What did you say?! You're
calling me a child?!
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Child equals small. That's a far
cry from being big, you know!
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Tsubaki! Dark Arm Mode, Shuriken!
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Right!
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Once I quarter you,
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you're gonna be smaller than me!
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Tsubaki! Smoke Bomb Mode!
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Right!
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Yahoo!
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--You're mine!
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--You idiot!
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You shouted again, and ruined your chance!
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Black☆Star!
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You fool...
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No...
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It's not true...
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Damn you, Mifune, you've got some nerve.
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Do you hit someone as big as
me with the back of your sword?!
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Don't you think you're
being rude to the young lady?
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The only reason you were
able to last this long
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is because of the
competence of your weapon.
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But no matter how superior
a weapon might be,
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it doesn't do any good if the
one wielding it is incompetent.
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You are a small fry, aren't you?
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That's not true! Black☆Star
may be a little... a little bit dumb,
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but he really can do well when he tries!
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Mifune...
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what's your angle?
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I'm a bodyguard. I'm
just protecting Angela.
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No you're not! You aren't either!
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I can tell. I can tell, Mifune.
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By calling me a small fry,
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you're just trying to make
yourself look good, aren't you?
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But there's no way I'm
letting you get away with it!
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Holy am I alone throughout
heaven and earth!
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I am the star! Isn't that right?!
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For whatever reason, the
look in his eye has changed.
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Tsubaki, Ninja Sword Mode.
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Right!
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Mifune, this is a real
fight, with no tricks.
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You won't get the back
of my sword this time.
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Rule of assassination number 1:
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blend in with the darkness,
hold your breath,
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and wait for a chance at your target.
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Rule of assassination number 2:
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align yourself with your target,
and deduce his thoughts and actions.
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What's going on?
Is this the same kid as earlier?
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Rule of assassination number 3...
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Impossible... I can't
sense his presence at all...
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No, that's not true.
I do sense a slight presence.
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But it's definitely a presence
belonging to someone else.
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Before your target is aware
of your existence...
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It couldn't be! You're...
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defeat him.
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Dummy Star Mode.
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What?!
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Finishing strike! Black Star Big Wave!!
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I am a god!
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A real fight, with no tricks.
That's the way an assassin operates!
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I blew it...
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You tried to outshine me.
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You couldn't beat me in a million years.
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Tsubaki...
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Right!
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Where is the witch?
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Stop!
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Don't pick on Mifune!
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Angela...
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Mifune is protecting me from humans,
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because my magic power is still weak!
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So don't pick on Mifune!
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This is Angela...?
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Black☆Star,
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the scattered souls of the Capone gang
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and a witch with no
magic power are right here.
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We'll never find a chance
as good as this one again.
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Yeah... but still...
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Dummy! Dummy! Dummy!
Dummy! Dummy! Dummy! Dummy!
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Dummy!
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I'll kill you, you dirty brat!
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Mifune!
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If you want my life, you can have it.
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But if you mean to kill Angela...
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then I swear on my sword,
I will defend her to the death.
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What do we do?
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Hmph! A bodyguard,
defending a little baby witch?
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You're beyond pathetic.
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Let's go, Tsubaki.
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Right.
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Besides... if I slew a child,
it would haunt my sleep.
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Are you sure about this?
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Yeah. It's not like I
killed them, after all.
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I hate to say this, but you
should have made off with them.
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That wouldn't fit in
with a big guy like me.
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Isn't that right, Tsubaki?
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Mm-hmm.
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Rule of assassination number 1:
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blend in with the darkness,
hold your breath,
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and wait for a chance at your target.
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Ya-hoo!
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I told you, mask your presence.
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I hate to think about what's yet to come.
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Death the Kid... Lord Death’s son.
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The perfect young man,
with perfect abilities.
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It's over, Lupin.
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Master Thief Lupin,
we are here to recover your soul,
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which has turned into a Kishin egg!
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A little too much of a perfectionist.
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Hey, Patty! You're standing
a little bit off your mark!
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Oops.
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Sorry.
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Morbidly high-strung.
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Prologue 03: Death the Kid
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Coming soon
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Kuzuboshi kirameku
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Yume no hoshi sa
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I wanna be
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Ikou ze Ikou ze
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Ikou ze
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I
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Wanna
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I wanna be (1-2-3-4!)
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Sekai wa kuroku somatte'ru
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haku iki wa shiroi mama na no ni
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ima wo bukkowashi ni ikoutte
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yakusoku shita ano hi kara
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Kitto mada ma ni au hazu dakara
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I wanna be
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massao na
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zetsubou to issho ni
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Himei wo age
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tsukisasare
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subete ga kawaru mae ni
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I
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Wanna
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I wanna be
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Hey, Black☆Star, you still
ended up with zero souls, didn't you?
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You're deeply infatuated with my godliness.
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Speaking of gods,
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I hear Lord Death’s son is
going to be featured next time.
[23:32] ---
What?! Sir Death has a son?!
[23:35] ---
For that matter, Lord Death is
married? When did that happen?
[23:38] ---
Next time on Soul Eater, episode 3:
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"The Perfect Boy...
Death the Kid's Magnificent Mission?"
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Your soul is mine!
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