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E2 - I Am the Star! The Big Man Is Showing Up Here?

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    A sound "soul"
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    dwells within a sound mind
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    and a sound body.
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    Death Weapon Meister Academy...
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    popularly known as the DWMA.
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    It is an institution to
    train weapons and meisters,
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    established by Death, to prevent Kishins,
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    the demon gods who plunged the
    entire world into the depths of terror,
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    drove people into a maelstrom of madness,
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    and nearly destroyed everything,
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    from ever being born again.
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    The gist of it is, it's an
    organization of justice, to keep the peace.
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    Why is it a technical school, anyway?
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    "DWMA"
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    Oh well. Now then,
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    let's all get ourselves
    duly keyed up, and get going!
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    Tsunaida tamashii no hi ga
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    mune wo sasu nara
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    kotoba yori motto tsuyoi hibiki ga
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    ima kikoeru ka?
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    Roku ni me mo awasazu
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    unmei ni made karande'ku
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    Yukisaki moro kabutte'ru
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    kuenai yoru wo hashire
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    Fukaoi shi sugita mabushisa ga
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    warui yume ni tsuzuite mo
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    Tsunaida tamashii no hi ga
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    mune wo sasu nara
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    kotoba yori motto tsuyoi hibiki ga
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    ima kikoeru ka?
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    Deatta wake wa dou datte ii
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    Hikitsukerarete
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    Fureta shunkan no kizu no bun dake
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    tashika ni nareru
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    "I Am the Star!
    The Big Man is Showing Up Here?"

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    Wipe out any trash
    that opposes me.
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    You know?
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    Tsubaki, are those guys
    our target this time around?
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    Yeah. Al Capone and his men.
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    There must be about a hundred of them.
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    Two against a hundred, huh? Perfect.
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    Black☆Star...
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    Let's go recover all of the
    souls who have left the human path,
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    and have become Kishin eggs.
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    Rule of assassination number 1:
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    blend in with the darkness,
    hold your breath,
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    and wait for a chance at your target.
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    Rule of assassination number 2:
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    align yourself with your target,
    and deduce his thoughts and actions.
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    Rule of assassination number 3:
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    defeat your target before
    he is aware of your existence.
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    Let's go.
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    I am Black☆Star! I'm
    here to assassinate you!
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    Yahoo!
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    That ruled.
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    Hey...
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    I am not a microphone! I'm a weapon!
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    Kusarigama, do you know
    what "assassination" means?
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    Who are you?!
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    Die!
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    We'll withdraw for now, Tsubaki! Yahoo!
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    Is this happening again?!
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    Smoke Ball Mode!
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    Right!
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    Ditch!
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    A Japanese ninja?
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    Don Al Capone...
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    What?
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    We've learned where the witch is.
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    Once I get the witch's power,
    my family will be invincible!
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    You know?
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    Yahoo!
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    That was a great stage
    show today! I really am big!
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    I can't believe we haven't yet
    recovered a single Kishin egg.
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    Suspicion is going to breed bogeymen.
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    Suspicious bogeymen, being Kishin and all?
    Not a very big gag, huh?
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    It's not? Sorry.
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    Still, big as I am, I don't give
    the cold shoulder to punsters.
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    Punsters are naïve, after all.
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    Do you know how I handle punsters?
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    I hit them with a pun of my own, like
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    "Enough of your ill-equipped quips!"
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    That's not even really a pun.
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    Well?! Your eyes are rolling back
    in your head with surprise, right?!
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    You're right. I was terribly surprised.
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    --Yahoo! Yahoo! Ya-hooo!
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    --Ugh, I won't be able
    to face Lord Death like this.

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    I wonder if there are any good ones...
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    What are you talking about?
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    We're not finished with
    Capone and those guys yet.
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    But screwing up over
    and over like we have,
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    maybe an easier one would be better.
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    Yo!
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    From the looks of it,
    I'd say you blew it yesterday, too.
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    What are you talking about?!
    Yesterday, I did a great "on-stage!"
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    You just weren't
    able to recover the souls
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    that had turned into Kishin eggs, huh?
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    Well, I guess you're right!
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    So, how did you two do?
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    Don't ask.
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    It's depressing just thinking about it.
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    Will Black☆Star and
    Tsubaki from Class Crescent Moon
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    please report to the
    Death Room at once. Repeat...
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    What?
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    Ohhh...? Hi there, hi there.
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    I hear you messed up
    on the Capone assassination.
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    S-Sorry about that.
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    Don't worry about it, sir.
    I'll make sure I turn Tsubaki here
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    into a Death weapon, a Death Scythe.
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    Until then, you'll just have
    to make do with my autograph!
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    "To Sir"
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    What do you say? You don't even
    need a weapon anymore, do you?
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    I truly am sorry.
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    The two of you do have what it takes,
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    but I sort of get the feeling that
    you're just spinning your wheels.
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    Y-Yes, sir.
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    For my part, I would like to keep my
    view of your progress in the long-term,
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    but a bit of a problem
    has cropped up there.
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    Problem?
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    Capone and his men are
    making a move against a witch.
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    What?!
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    The name of the witch
    they're after is Angela.
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    Angela is supposed to
    have a crackerjack bodyguard.
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    If Capone and his men
    gain the witch's powers,
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    it's going to spell big trouble.
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    So what you're saying is,
    if we defeat Capone and his men
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    and the witch... 99 of
    their souls and one witch soul...
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    we could come out with a Death
    Scythe right there, couldn't we?!
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    With that settled,
    there's no time like the present!
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    Whoa, Black☆Star!
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    There's one other problem,
    as far as Angela goes... hey!
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    They're not listening.
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    Yahoo!
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    Wait up, Black☆Star!
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    What?
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    If we can't even complete a normal mission,
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    we can't possibly fight a witch.
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    What?
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    Whatever we do, we can't go about
    it this time like we have up to now.
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    We have to put together a proper strategy.
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    Man, I'd think Tsubaki could
    have any number of other partners.
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    He's an idiot, but he's got guts.
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    Tsubaki knows that he's
    more than just talk.
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    Mm-hmm, I'm sure that must be it.
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    Now then, we should get going, too.
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    We need 99 souls that
    have turned into Kishin eggs.
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    We've got a long way ahead of us.
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    Mm-hmm.
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    The witch lives in this castle.
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    The witch's power will
    make our family almighty.
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    You know?
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    Don Al Capone!
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    Al Capone...
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    What business does the
    emperor of the underworld have here?
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    I may kill you, depending...
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    You're too big for your britches.
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    Eliminate him!
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    If we can't even
    complete a normal mission,
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    we can't possibly fight a witch.
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    Lousy Tsubaki... What do
    you mean, "can't possibly"?
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    I mean, masking my presence
    is easier than blinking for me.
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    I'm going to sneak up on
    Tsubaki from behind, and prove it.
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    Rule of assassination number 1:
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    blend in with the darkness,
    hold your breath,
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    and wait for a chance at your target.
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    Ya-hoo...?!
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    Your voice is so loud,
    you give yourself away.
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    If you're an assassin, then
    make sure you mask your presence.
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    Good grief.
[11:21] ---
    I'm dead right now. Zero presence. Okay?
[11:25] ---
    Okay.
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    Yahoo!
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    Magic Cinderella Castle or bust!
[11:32] ---
    Hey, Black☆Star?
[11:34] ---
    Have you come up with a battle plan?
[11:36] ---
    Yeah, of course! First
    comes my entrance scene.
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    Okay, okay, you don't have one. Understood.
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    Still, Tsubaki,
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    I'm going to make you
    into a Death Scythe for sure!
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    Just leave it to me!
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    Mm-hmm, I know.
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    What is this?
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    Things sure are bustling today.
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    Did you kill all of the souls that
    had turned into Kishin eggs here?
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    Are you here to get the witch's power, too?
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    You're a strong one, are you? Fine.
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    I'll make you a stepping-stone
    on my way to becoming big!
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    Fight me!
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    My name is Mifune.
    I'm the witch Angela's bodyguard.
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    My name is Black☆Star. I'm the
    man who's gonna transcend God!
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    I don't desire any unnecessary bloodshed.
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    Back off from Angela, and leave this place.
[12:55] ---
    Tsubaki...
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    Right.
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    You're a weaponmeister, are you?
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    It makes you look small, standing before
    someone as big as me, doesn't it?
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    I know how you feel.
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    Long ago, I was so scared by my bigness,
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    I couldn't stand in front of the mirror.
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    Infinite Sword Style.
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    What is this...?
[13:37] ---
    Be careful, Black☆Star.
[13:39] ---
    If you insist on not leaving...
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    I'll slay you!
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    Yahoo!
[13:47] ---
    If you wanna slay me, you'll
    have to melt down a Buddha statue
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    and make yourself a huge sword!
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    You're mine!
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    Your weapon saved you.
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    An ordinary chain would have broken.
[14:07] ---
    This is your final warning.
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    Leave this place. It will haunt
    my sleep if I slay a child like you.
[14:14] ---
    What did you say?! You're
    calling me a child?!
[14:17] ---
    Child equals small. That's a far
    cry from being big, you know!
[14:22] ---
    Tsubaki! Dark Arm Mode, Shuriken!
[14:24] ---
    Right!
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    Once I quarter you,
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    you're gonna be smaller than me!
[14:42] ---
    Tsubaki! Smoke Bomb Mode!
[14:44] ---
    Right!
[14:51] ---
    Yahoo!
[14:53] ---
    --You're mine!
[14:53] ---
    --You idiot!
[14:54] ---
    You shouted again, and ruined your chance!
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    Black☆Star!
[15:02] ---
    You fool...
[15:09] ---
    No...
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    It's not true...
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    Damn you, Mifune, you've got some nerve.
[15:24] ---
    Do you hit someone as big as
    me with the back of your sword?!
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    Don't you think you're
    being rude to the young lady?
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    The only reason you were
    able to last this long
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    is because of the
    competence of your weapon.
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    But no matter how superior
    a weapon might be,
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    it doesn't do any good if the
    one wielding it is incompetent.
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    You are a small fry, aren't you?
[15:51] ---
    That's not true! Black☆Star
    may be a little... a little bit dumb,
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    but he really can do well when he tries!
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    Mifune...
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    what's your angle?
[16:04] ---
    I'm a bodyguard. I'm
    just protecting Angela.
[16:08] ---
    No you're not! You aren't either!
[16:10] ---
    I can tell. I can tell, Mifune.
[16:15] ---
    By calling me a small fry,
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    you're just trying to make
    yourself look good, aren't you?
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    But there's no way I'm
    letting you get away with it!
[16:25] ---
    Holy am I alone throughout
    heaven and earth!
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    I am the star! Isn't that right?!
[16:34] ---
    For whatever reason, the
    look in his eye has changed.

[16:37] ---
    Tsubaki, Ninja Sword Mode.
[16:40] ---
    Right!
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    Mifune, this is a real
    fight, with no tricks.
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    You won't get the back
    of my sword this time.
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    Rule of assassination number 1:
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    blend in with the darkness,
    hold your breath,

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    and wait for a chance at your target.
[17:07] ---
    Rule of assassination number 2:
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    align yourself with your target,
    and deduce his thoughts and actions.

[17:14] ---
    What's going on?
    Is this the same kid as earlier?

[17:18] ---
    Rule of assassination number 3...
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    Impossible... I can't
    sense his presence at all...

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    No, that's not true.
    I do sense a slight presence.

[17:29] ---
    But it's definitely a presence
    belonging to someone else.

[17:33] ---
    Before your target is aware
    of your existence...

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    It couldn't be! You're...
[17:38] ---
    defeat him.
[17:43] ---
    Dummy Star Mode.
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    What?!
[17:49] ---
    Finishing strike! Black Star Big Wave!!
[17:55] ---
    I am a god!
[18:01] ---
    A real fight, with no tricks.
    That's the way an assassin operates!
[18:08] ---
    I blew it...
[18:10] ---
    You tried to outshine me.
[18:12] ---
    You couldn't beat me in a million years.
[18:16] ---
    Tsubaki...
[18:17] ---
    Right!
[18:28] ---
    Where is the witch?
[18:35] ---
    Stop!
[18:37] ---
    Don't pick on Mifune!
[18:43] ---
    Angela...
[18:44] ---
    Mifune is protecting me from humans,
[18:47] ---
    because my magic power is still weak!
[18:49] ---
    So don't pick on Mifune!
[18:52] ---
    This is Angela...?
[18:54] ---
    Black☆Star,
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    the scattered souls of the Capone gang
[18:59] ---
    and a witch with no
    magic power are right here.
[19:01] ---
    We'll never find a chance
    as good as this one again.
[19:04] ---
    Yeah... but still...
[19:07] ---
    Dummy! Dummy! Dummy!
    Dummy! Dummy! Dummy! Dummy!
[19:08] ---
    Dummy!
[19:12] ---
    I'll kill you, you dirty brat!
[19:13] ---
    Mifune!
[19:14] ---
    If you want my life, you can have it.
[19:18] ---
    But if you mean to kill Angela...
[19:23] ---
    then I swear on my sword,
    I will defend her to the death.
[19:29] ---
    What do we do?
[19:31] ---
    Hmph! A bodyguard,
    defending a little baby witch?
[19:34] ---
    You're beyond pathetic.
[19:37] ---
    Let's go, Tsubaki.
[19:41] ---
    Right.
[19:42] ---
    Besides... if I slew a child,
    it would haunt my sleep.
[19:56] ---
    Are you sure about this?
[19:58] ---
    Yeah. It's not like I
    killed them, after all.
[20:01] ---
    I hate to say this, but you
    should have made off with them.
[20:05] ---
    That wouldn't fit in
    with a big guy like me.
[20:09] ---
    Isn't that right, Tsubaki?
[20:11] ---
    Mm-hmm.
[20:17] ---
    Rule of assassination number 1:
[20:19] ---
    blend in with the darkness,
    hold your breath,
[20:23] ---
    and wait for a chance at your target.
[20:30] ---
    Ya-hoo!
[20:32] ---
    I told you, mask your presence.
[20:41] ---
    I hate to think about what's yet to come.
[20:48] ---
    Death the Kid... Lord Death’s son.
[20:53] ---
    The perfect young man,
    with perfect abilities.

[21:06] ---
    It's over, Lupin.
[21:17] ---
    Master Thief Lupin,
    we are here to recover your soul,
[21:22] ---
    which has turned into a Kishin egg!
[21:24] ---
    A little too much of a perfectionist.
[21:28] ---
    Hey, Patty! You're standing
    a little bit off your mark!
[21:33] ---
    Oops.
[21:35] ---
    Sorry.
[21:37] ---
    Morbidly high-strung.
[21:40] ---
    Prologue 03: Death the Kid
[21:44] ---
    Coming soon
[21:47] ---
    Kuzuboshi kirameku
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    Yume no hoshi sa
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    I wanna be
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    Ikou ze Ikou ze
[22:09] ---
    Ikou ze
[22:16] ---
    I
[22:17] ---
    Wanna
[22:19] ---
    I wanna be (1-2-3-4!)
[22:21] ---
    Sekai wa kuroku somatte'ru
[22:26] ---
    haku iki wa shiroi mama na no ni
[22:32] ---
    ima wo bukkowashi ni ikoutte
[22:34] ---
    yakusoku shita ano hi kara
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    Kitto mada ma ni au hazu dakara
[22:43] ---
    I wanna be
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    massao na
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    zetsubou to issho ni
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    Himei wo age
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    tsukisasare
[22:58] ---
    subete ga kawaru mae ni
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    I
[23:06] ---
    Wanna
[23:07] ---
    I wanna be
[23:22] ---
    Hey, Black☆Star, you still
    ended up with zero souls, didn't you?

[23:26] ---
    You're deeply infatuated with my godliness.
[23:28] ---
    Speaking of gods,
[23:29] ---
    I hear Lord Death’s son is
    going to be featured next time.

[23:32] ---
    What?! Sir Death has a son?!
[23:35] ---
    For that matter, Lord Death is
    married? When did that happen?

[23:38] ---
    Next time on Soul Eater, episode 3:
[23:40] ---
    "The Perfect Boy...
    Death the Kid's Magnificent Mission?"

[23:44] ---
    Your soul is mine!