E30 - The Red Hot Runaway Express – A Magic Tool Left Behind by the Great Wizard?

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    A sound "soul"
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    dwells within a sound mind
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    and a sound body.
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    Tsunaida tamashii no hi ga
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    mune wo sasu nara
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    kotoba yori motto tsuyoi hibiki ga
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    ima kikoeru ka?
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    Roku ni me mo awasazu
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    unmei ni made karande'ku
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    Yukisaki moro kabutte'ru
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    kuenai yoru wo hashire
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    Fukaoi shi sugita mabushisa ga
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    warui yume ni tsuzuite mo
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    Tsunaida tamashii no hi ga
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    mune wo sasu nara
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    kotoba yori motto tsuyoi hibiki ga
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    ima kikoeru ka?
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    Deatta wake wa dou datte ii
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    Hikitsukerarete
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    Fureta shunkan no kizu no bun dake
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    tashika ni nareru
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    So hot...
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    Why do we have to come to such a
    dusty place with such strong UV rays?
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    So hot...
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    My father's orders. Don't complain.
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    You've heard about the
    runaway express train
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    that speeds through the
    desert without any rails.
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    So hot!
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    The famous Sahara one that hasn't
    stopped running once in 100 years?
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    Yes.
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    100 years... What keeps it running?
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    Apparently a Magic Tool
    has something to do with it.
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    A Magic Tool?
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    A tool with the power to bring
    calamity to this world if used for evil.
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    Apparently Arachnophobia
    is after this particular tool.
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    So hot! So hot!
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    Our mission is to prevent
    that and retrieve it.
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    "The Scorching Runaway Express!
    A Magic Tool Left by the Great Wizard?"
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    So hot...
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    Your shinigami skin
    doesn't get sunburned, right?
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    So then why do you need a cloak?
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    To set the mood!
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    As my constitution repels even poison,
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    dyeing my hair doesn't keep
    the triple lines away for very long.
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    Down there.
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    There's a train station
    in the middle of the desert.
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    Let us hurry! It's almost
    time for it to arrive!
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    You're strangely enthusiastic...
    Why?!
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    It's traveled along a set route and
    stuck precisely and exactly to schedule
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    for 100 years straight without
    being even one second late!
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    It's only natural that I'd
    want to see it at least once!
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    Is that why?
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    Someone's already there?
    It appears to be a child...
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    Well, I suppose it is a tourist spot.
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    Hello! It certainly is hot!
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    Yo!
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    Hi...
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    Hey, runt! Didn't your sister
    ever tell you to at least say hello?!
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    Stop that.
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    Huh?! What're you clickin' your tongue at?!
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    You mockin' us?! I'll
    turn you into mincemeat!
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    Now, now! There's lots of sand
    here, so let's play in it together!
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    Yay! Hurray!
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    According to the schedule,
    it should be here any moment now...
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    I can't wait to see this Runaway Express!
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    All done!
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    Very good! That's a good girl!
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    That little person sure seems suspicious...
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    What's going on? It's going to be late!
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    I guess it being precise and exact
    to schedule was just a false rumor...
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    How disappointing.
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    Oh. It fell apart...
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    Awesome!
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    You're too late, Death's errand boy!
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    I, Fisher King, shall land this big haul!
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    The Magic Tool belongs
    to Lady Arachne! Fisher!
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    Is that Arachnophobia's assassin?!
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    What?!
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    I'm sensing a witch!
    She wasn't a tourist after all?!
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    Or was she a witch tourist?
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    That's...!
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    That witch left a bomb!
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    It left so fast!
    It's like a huge worm!
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    Save your commentary for later!
    Change into guns, quickly!
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    Right!
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    Let's go after it! Go, go, go!
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    There it is!
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    I'm the first one on board!
    The Magic Tool's mine!
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    What?! He caught up already?!
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    Fishing Rod Launcher!
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    Kid! Attack coming from 3 o'clock!
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    How do my fishing rod and bombs taste?!
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    What's going on?!
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    All right! Let's hide in the
    smoke and approach the train!
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    Kid! The train is turning right!
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    Oh no!
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    Damn! It's really running wild!
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    Catching that runaway express train
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    while watching out for attacks from
    the side and above would be troublesome!
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    Patty! Can I count on you?!
    Yes!
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    I just need to take care
    of the jerk bad guy?
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    I leave it to you!
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    Come on! Come out!
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    There you are! Die, fishing rod man!
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    360º Kick Flip!
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    I pulled it off!
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    What're you doing, Kid, doing
    skateboard moves at a time like this?!
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    Fool! Look at all these ramps
    Mother Nature has provided!
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    Not pulling off a trick or two
    would be rude to the desert!
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    Huh?!
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    Look! Here comes another ramp!
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    Patty! No-hander!
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    3600!
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    No-hander!
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    What are they doing?
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    All right! Return to weapon form, Patty!
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    'Kay...
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    I'm a target on the roof!
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    Looks like the guy inside went up ahead...
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    I'll uncouple the train and
    blow all the rear cars away!
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    Where did that freak go?!
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    There he is!
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    That was fast, skateboard kid!
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    But this is goodbye!
    That train car's gonna blow up!
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    Oh no! Did he detach it from the train?!
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    Whew, that was close!
    Didn't know one was in the air, too!
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    But I can't be stopped!
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    Crap! I was so flustered
    I accidentally jumped back here!
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    Fisher!
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    This guy's an idiot.
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    Ha ha! Idiot! Idiot!
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    Talk about dumb...
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    Damn!
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    Fisher!
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    Farewell again!
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    Liz! Patty!
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    Connect!
    Connect!
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    What?!
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    This feels great!
    So nice and cool!
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    Damn!
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    The Magic Tool will be mine!
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    I won't let anyone get
    near the engine room!
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    He's getting away!
    Liz! Patty!
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    Fishing Rod Launcher!
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    Fisher! Fisher! Fisher!
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    Damn, you have crazy
    firepower, I'll give you that!
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    Fisher! Fisher! Fisher!
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    What?!
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    Damn...!
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    Is this...?!
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    This is what powers the train...
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    The Eternal Spring Magic Tool...
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    I won't let you have the Magic Tool!
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    This Magic Tool belongs to Lady Arachne...
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    This is the Magic Tool we're after.
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    Now the Runaway Express can rest.
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    Vile Magic Tool. You disgust me to no end.
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    You damn DWMA kids know absolutely nothing.
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    That Magic Tool was one of the
    great wizard Eibon's creations!
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    Eibon? He's clearly some lowlife evildoer.
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    Eibon is no different from Death...
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    Are you ridiculing my father?!
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    Oh, so you're Death's son?
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    Here's something you might
    find interesting...
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    Open up the box the
    Eternal Spring was stuck inside...
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    The box?
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    What am I supposed to find in here?
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    That Magic Tool is more
    than spring-loaded clockwork.
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    The box with the keyhole
    is also part of the set.
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    Now, then! Now, then! Now, then!
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    Have a look at the plate inside the box!
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    This is...! Eibon and...
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    Death...?
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    There's no question about it!
    This signature is Father's handwriting!
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    What is Father's signature
    doing on something like this?
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    What's wrong, Kid?
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    What's written next to Eibon,
    the wizard you say is evil?
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    Whose signature is that?
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    What is this?! What does this mean?!
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    Well, you see...
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    What the...?!
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    You're...
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    Sid-sensei?
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    The African branch's recovery
    team and I will handle things from here.
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    You three can get some rest.
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    This guy's soul belongs to you, Kid.
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    Shoot it down! Shoot it down!
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    Sid. A witch has flown off.
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    Our target is the Eternal
    Spring. We can let her go.
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    Alright, kids. Go relax in camp.
    I'll serve you some nice, cold drinks.
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    Yay! Thanks!
    Thank you!
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    Much obliged.
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    Yahoo!
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    Now DWMA has obtained another Magic Tool...
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    No luck...
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    I can't find any clues even
    in Information Level 1 books.
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    Eibon is no different from Death...
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    Just who is Eibon?
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    How can I help you? Are
    you looking for a book?
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    I'd like to see all books up to Level 4
    that pertain to a certain individual.
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    May I see your student ID?
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    I'm sorry.
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    One-star and two-star students are
    at Level 2, school staff is at Level 3,
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    and Death Scythes and
    high-ranking meisters are at Level 4.
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    You still only have one star.
    You can only check out Level 1 books.
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    Please check the back of my ID.
    Yes.
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    My apologies! I didn't realize
    you were Lord Death's son!
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    I'll bring the books you're looking
    for right away! Please wait a moment!
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    Thank you.
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    I'm still a one-star meister too.
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    I'd like to stay on fair
    footing with everyone else,
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    but Father will remain tight-lipped
    if I ask him, just like with the Kishin.
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    All I can do is investigate on my own.
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    Did you find any?
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    Yes. We have one book relating
    to Eibon in the Level 4 block.
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    Then please tell me
    which shelf it's on. I want to...
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    Actually...
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    It seems it was checked out two
    months ago and never returned...
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    Do you know who checked it out?
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    I'll go to them myself
    and have them return it!
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    I'm sorry.
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    Due to a mistake on our part,
    I'm not sure who checked it out.
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    The circulation card only has
    the letter "M" written on it, too.
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    I'm sorry.
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    Please forgive me.
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    Who would've checked out a book like this?
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    It was checked out approximately
    two months ago, on April 1st...
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    The tumultuous day of
    the Kishin's revival...
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    "M"...
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    "M"!
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    Medusa?!
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    Yoteichouwa wo kechirasu noizu
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    Iru you ni katto niramu gankou
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    Shinobikonda
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    Garaaji de yume miteta
    ano koro to kawaranu haato
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    Sou kyou to onaji asu nante konee ze
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    Ore binkan ni bakusou
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    Utau shinzou kanaderu biito
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    Ikiteru tashikana akashi wo
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    Te ni shite wa
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    ushinatte
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    Te ni shite wa
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    ushinatte
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    Utsurou toki no naka de
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    Hitoshirezu namidashita yoru mo
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    Subete wa
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    koko ni atte
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    Subete ga
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    Tada jibun de sou sa mada
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    ikeru hazu daro
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    Kegarenaki hikari ga
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    yamiyo wo tsuranuite
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    Kono toki ga towa da to
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    ima inochi ga sakenderu
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    Hora kokoro no oku ni
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    itsumo kimi ga utsuru yo
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    Mamoru beki shinjitsu wo tada
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    daite yuke
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    Kurikaesu mainichi no
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    aranami ni nomaretemo
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    mada yume kara samenu
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    oretachi wa koko ni iru
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    Itsumo kikoete kuru
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    nakama tachi no koe ga
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    Kodoku wo furiharau you ni
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    machi no kaze no naka
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    tada iku shika nai sa
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    Shinjita ikizama wo
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    Aa
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    Choo-choo!
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    I totally got sunburned!
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    I gotta watch out for
    blemishes and freckles! Choo-choo!
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    Excalibur makes an
    appearance next week! Choo-choo!
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    No, we have a party on
    next week's episode! Choo-choo!
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    Oh! Then there'll be a birdy! Cheep-cheep!
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    That's not a train's sound! Choo-choo!
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    Next time on Soul Eater, episode 31:
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    "Happiness Run Dry...
    Whose Tears Shine in the Moonlight?"
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    Choo-choo-choo!
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    What kind of preview is this? Choo-choo!
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