E23 - I Became a Hell Idol?!

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[00:01] (Flashback) Mimiko
    I'm leaving on a trip through
    Hell to reexamine myself.
[00:06] (Flashback) Bavaria
    I shall await your return, always.
[00:21] Announce
    Paparajuku, Paparajuku.
[00:25] Yui
    We're back, dreamy cute.
[00:26] Laala
    We're back, got it.
[00:28] Bavaria
    Bava-homecoming.
[00:31] Takki
    Rice is ready.
[00:33] Bavaria
    Second semester starts tomorrow.
[00:34] Bavaria
    Work hard at both your studies and PriPara.
[00:38] Both
    We will.
[00:39] Takki
    Keeping warm.
[00:42] Bavaria
    Jigoku-san...
[00:44] Bavaria
    I wonder what she's doing right now.
[00:55] Bavaria
    Bava?
[01:00] Bavaria
    Jigoku-san!
[01:02] Bavaria
    Jigoku-san!
[01:05] Mimiko
    Principal Bavaria?
[01:07] Mimiko
    I brought you these hell buns as a gift.
[01:13] Bavaria
    Bava-welcome back!
[01:16] Mimiko
    I have returned from my trip through Hell.
[01:19] Both
    Welcome back, Head Monitor Jigoku!
[01:22] Mimiko
    Th-Thanks.
[01:24] Yui
    Dreamy cute.
[01:25] Laala
    Got it.
[01:26] Bavaria
    Bavarian.
[01:27] Mimiko
    J-Jigoku?
[01:45] Yui
    Idol Time
[01:48] Yui
    PriPara
SIGN    I Became a Hell Idol?!
[03:07] Bavaria
    Jigoku-san, I'm so glad
    you're bava-all right.
[03:10] Bavaria
    I'm glad you bava-don't seem to be hurt.
[03:13] Laala
    The principal's really happy
    that the head monitor is back.
[03:17] Yui
    She dreamy cared for her so
    much that she said she wished
[03:22] Yui
    to be called Bavaria-mama,
    or Bava-mama for short.
[03:27] Laala
    I'm so glad she's back.
[03:30] Bavaria
    I'm so glad you're back.
[03:38] Takki
    Switching to low energy mode.
[03:41] Bavaria
    Anyway, what did you do after you
    left Paparajuku, Jigoku-san?
[03:46] Mimiko
    Well, I had a dream when I was little.
[03:51] Mimiko
    That dream was...
[03:53] Both
    It was?
[03:54] Mimiko
    To become an idol.
[03:57] All
    What?
[03:58] Mimiko
    But...
[04:00] (Flashback) Hitomi
    You can't become an idol just because
    you're kind of good at singing.
[04:05] (Flashback) Kaori
    Jigoku-chan, your name is too scary.
[04:07] (Flashback) Kaori
    You wouldn't make a good idol.
[04:14] (Flashback) Mimiko
    I don't care about idols or dreams.
[04:24] Mimiko
    At some point, I lost my dream.
[04:26] Mimiko
    I felt trapped inside the cauldron of Hell.
[04:29] Mimiko
    But...
[04:31] Mimiko
    Yumekawa Yui-san, Manaka Laala-san.
[04:35] Mimiko
    After watching your concert,
[04:37] Mimiko
    the cauldron's lid was opened,
    and my dream was revived.
[04:42] Mimiko
    But since I had aggressively cracked
    down on Pripara until then,
[04:48] Mimiko
    I didn't know what to do.
[04:50] Mimiko
    In order to reexamine myself, I left
    on a trip to visit the eight hells.
[04:59] Mimiko
    Burning Hell.
[05:02] Mimiko
    Freezing Hell.
[05:04] Mimiko
    Boiling Hell.
[05:08] Mimiko
    I traveled throughout the
    hells and reexamined myself.
[05:13] Mimiko
    In the Valley of Hell,
    I searched for myself.
[05:19] (Flashback) Mimiko
    So hungry...
[05:24] (Flashback) Hitomi
    Someone just collapsed on that mountain.
[05:28] (Flashback) Hitomi
    That's... Those nostalgic ears...
[05:32] (Flashback) Kaori
    This nostalgic smell...
[05:35] (Flashback) Both
    Jigoku Mimiko-chan!
[05:37] (Flashback) Mimiko
    I want to eat something...
[05:42] Mimiko
    Starvation Hell...
[05:44] Mimiko
    I don't want this...
[05:51] Mimiko
    Someone's approaching.
[05:54] Mimiko
    These footsteps. There's two people.
[05:57] Mimiko
    These footsteps. This is...
[06:03] (Flashback) Hitomi
    Mimiko-chan, Mimiko-chan!
[06:06] (Flashback) Hitomi
    Open your eyes, Mimiko-chan!
[06:09] (Flashback) Kaori
    Hang in there! Can you
    breathe through your nose?
[06:12] (Flashback) Mimiko
    Kaori-chan and Hitomi-chan?
[06:15] (Flashback) Both
    That's right, Mimiko-chan.
[06:18] (Flashback) Mimiko
    I'm surprised you recognized me.
[06:21] (Flashback) Hitomi
    When I saw those ears of yours...
[06:23] (Flashback) Kaori
    When I smelled your scent,
    I knew it was you.
[06:26] (Flashback) Mimiko
    I recognized you, too.
[06:30] (Flashback) Both
    Good.
[06:31] (Flashback) Mimiko
    Why did you save me?
[06:33] (Flashback) Mimiko
    I thought you hated me.
[06:36] (Flashback) Both
    We're sorry.
[06:38] (Flashback) Hitomi
    Since I moved to this town
    because of my parents' jobs...
[06:43] (Flashback) Kaori
    And since I moved to this town
    because of my parents' jobs...
[06:48] (Flashback) Both
    I've wanted to apologize to you!
[06:51] (Flashback) Mimiko
    What?
[06:52] (Flashback) Hitomi
    I said such awful things to you.
[06:55] (Flashback) Hitomi
    I'm so sorry.
[06:56] (Flashback) Kaori
    Me, too.
[06:58] (Flashback) Kaori
    You're cute and have good rhythm.
[07:03] (Flashback) Hitomi
    And a good ear for pitch.
[07:05] (Flashback) Kaori
    The sight of shining with your dream...
[07:08] (Flashback) Both
    It was too bright, and we were jealous.
[07:11] (Flashback) Mimiko
    Sh-Shining?
[07:13] (Flashback) Kaori
    So we bad-mouthed you instead.
[07:16] (Flashback) Both
    We're really sorry.
[07:18] (Flashback) Mimiko
    That's why?
[07:21] (Flashback) Mimiko
    You don't have to worry anymore.
[07:25] (Flashback) Mimiko
    I know from the sound of your
    blinking that you're not lying.
[07:30] (Flashback) Mimiko
    I know from the sound of your
    breathing that you're not lying.
[07:38] (Flashback) Mimiko
    Look.
[07:39] (Flashback) Mimiko
    Even the Great King Yama has forgiven you.
[07:42] (Flashback) Both
    Mimiko-chan.
[07:43] (Flashback) Mimiko
    I'm glad I ran into the two of you.
[07:46] (Flashback) Mimiko
    I'm over it now.
[07:48] Yui
    Head Monitor Jigoku, what's your dream?
[07:51] (Flashback) Mimiko
    I... will become an idol!
[07:56] (Flashback) Both
    What?
[07:57] (Flashback) Hitomi
    I want to see you as an idol!
[08:00] (Flashback) Kaori
    I want to smell your sweat
    after singing and dancing!
[08:02] (Flashback) Mimiko
    Dreams do come true!
[08:05] (Flashback) Mimiko
    I will become an idol!
[08:07] (Flashback) Mimiko
    I'll bring light to Hell
    and the rest of the world!
[08:19] Bavaria
    Your trip through Hell stiffened
    your resolve to pursue your dream.
[08:24] Bavaria
    I'm so bava-moved! Marvelous! So bava-happy!
[08:28] Yui
    That's great! I'm happy for you, too!
[08:32] Yui
    Now let's debut!
[08:34] Laala
    Isn't it a little early for that?
[08:36] Chiako
    We overheard your conversation.
[08:40] Aiko
    We will also...
[08:41] All
    Support your dream!
[08:44] Rui
    If you're going to debut, you
    might as well change your look.
[08:49] Chiako
    You can count on me, PriPara's
    hair and makeup stylist.
[08:54] All
    Go, go, Jigoku!
[08:55] Mimiko
    Much obliged, much obliged.
SIGN    Much Obliged (=Thank You)
[08:56] All
    Go, go, Jigoku!
[08:59] Bavaria
    Finally, as usual, we have a
    warning from the head monitor.
[09:11] Suzu
    Head Monitor Jigoku?
[09:13] Hana
    Did she change her look?
[09:15] Aroma
    Hell is not to be trifled with.
[09:17] Mikan
    How cute.
[09:20] Bavaria
    Jigoku-san...
[09:22] Mimiko
    From the depths of Hell,
    I offer my apologies.
[09:26] Nino
    What is she apologizing for?
[09:28] Michiru
    Head Monitor Jigoku is bowing her head?
[09:32] Michiru
    I can't, I can't, I can't!
[09:35] Mimiko
    Until now, I've cracked
    down on girls' Pripara.
[09:41] Mimiko
    But I was wrong.
[09:43] All
    What?
[09:45] Mimiko
    I will no longer forbid PriPara.
[09:48] Mimiko
    Truly, from the depths of Hell, I am sorry.
[09:53] Mimiko
    Furthermore, if you will allow it,
[09:58] Mimiko
    I would like to achieve
    my dream since childhood.
[10:01] Mimiko
    I'd like to become an idol.
[10:04] All
    What?!
[10:06] Takki
    Boiling over.
[10:08] Yui
    Read the room!
[10:11] Yui
    Head Monitor Jigoku!
[10:13] Yui
    We'll dreamy support you!
[10:14] Laala
    Of course, got it!
[10:16] Nino
    Nice sincere apology!
[10:19] Nino
    Two thumbs up!
[10:20] Aroma
    It can't be helped.
[10:22] Aroma
    This devil shall reluctantly
    take you to the spirit world.
[10:26] Mikan
    We'll gladly help you.
[10:30] All
    Go, go, Jigoku!
[10:33] All
    You can do it, Jigoku!
[10:36] All
    Go, go, Jigoku!
[10:40] All
    You can do it, Jigoku!
[10:43] All
    Jigoku! Jigoku! Jigoku!
[10:48] All
    Jigoku. Jigoku. Jigoku.
[10:53] All
    Jigoku! Jigoku! Jigoku!
[10:58] Mimiko
    Much obliged. Much obliged!
SIGN    PriPara
[11:09] Aroma
    I've received a telepathic
    message from the demon king.
[11:13] Aroma
    This hellish design is perfect
    for you, Head Monitor Jigoku.
[11:16] Aroma
    Good, good.
[11:19] Mimiko
    I'm sorry about the mean
    things I said to you before.
[11:24] Mimiko
    Like calling you an idiot...
[11:27] Aroma
    I recall nothing.
[11:30] Mimiko
    What?
[11:31] Aroma
    Devils don't look back on the past.
[11:34] Aroma
    They look only towards the
    future, the spirit world,
[11:37] Aroma
    angels, and fangs, just like a mole.
[11:41] Mimiko
    I'll bend my ears towards the future.
[11:43] Mimiko
    I'd like to be the same way.
[11:48] Nino
    You need stamina for concerts!
[11:50] Mikan
    Run straight into Heaven!
[11:53] Mimiko
    I-I'm about to fall into Hell!
[11:56] All
    Avo, avo, avocado!
[11:58] All
    Avo, avo, avocado!
[12:00] Aiko
    Avocado Academy!
[12:02] All
    Glory!
[12:03] Michiru
    A gift for Head Monitor Jigoku...
[12:08] Michiru
    My instant ramen...
[12:10] Yui
    Finally, it's dreamy time.
[12:12] Yui
    The day of the debut she dreamed of is here.
[12:15] Yui
    The day head Monitor
    Jigoku's dream comes true.
[12:17] Yui
    Don't forget to dreamy dream!
[12:20] Yui
    Motivation! Energy! Rise and shine!
[12:23] Yui
    Dreamy cute!
[12:27] Bavaria
    Come in.
[12:30] Bavaria
    Jigoku-san?
[12:32] Bavaria
    Do you not need to head to PriPara yet?
[12:34] Mimiko
    N-No.
[12:36] Bavaria
    I am very excited for your debut.
[12:42] Bavaria
    To see you shine with dreams.
[12:46] Mimiko
    Um, Bava...
[12:48] (Flashback) Yui
    She dreamy cared for her so
    much that she said she wished
[12:52] (Flashback) Yui
    to be called Bavaria-mama,
    or Bava-mama for short.
[13:00] Mimiko
    Bavaria... ma...
[13:03] Mimiko
    Bava-ma...
[13:09] Bavaria
    Jigoku-san?
[13:10] Mimiko
    Um, would you like to go to PriPara
    together and debut with me?
[13:15] Bavaria
    What?
[13:16] Mimiko
    This...
[13:17] Mimiko
    Kurosu Aroma-san helped me draw it.
[13:22] Mimiko
    It's your PriPara outfit, Principal Bavaria.
[13:25] Bavaria
    For me?
[13:27] Mimiko
    It's not as good as
    Kurosu-san's work, but—
[13:32] Bavaria
    Bava, bava, bava...
[13:39] Mimiko
    Jigo, jigo, jigo...
[13:41] Bavaria
    Bava, bava, bava...
[13:41] Mimiko
    Jigo, jigo, jigo...
[13:44] Bavaria
    Bava!
[13:44] Mimiko
    Jigo!
[13:47] Shiko
    Autumn skies, so high above.
[13:50] Shiko
    Just like the hurdles of love.
[13:53] Shiko
    But I shall overcome them.
[13:55] Shiko
    Neko-damashi into abise-taoshi.
[13:58] Shiko
    Dosukoi.
[13:59] Shiko
    Dosukoi!
[14:02] Yui
    Dreamy cute.
[14:03] Laala
    Got it.
[14:04] Mimiko
    Jigoku.
[14:06] Mimiko
    Please and thank you.
[14:07] Mega
    Okay. This looks like a Love
    Devil hell sister outfit.
[14:18] Mimiko
    Jigoku!
[14:25] Yui
    Dreamy welcome.
[14:27] Laala
    How wonderful. You look great.
[14:30] Takki
    What a starchy cute Mimiko.
[14:32] Miichiru
    Praise be to me.
[14:34] Bavaria
    You look bava-great.
[14:37] Mimiko
    Bava-ma—
[14:39] Mimiko
    Principal Bavaria, so do you.
[14:48] Yui
    Dreamy all right! We can perform a concert!
[14:51] Neko
    Allow Nekonee-san to be your manager, meow.
[14:56] Mimiko
    What?
[14:57] Neko
    Meow.
[15:00] Mimiko
    Much obliged.
[15:05] Yui
    Dreamy what's wrong?
[15:07] Laala
    Are there fewer guests than
    before summer vacation?
[15:12] Yui
    Maybe they haven't finished
    their summer assignments yet.
[15:15] Laala
    Oh, right.
[15:23] Mimiko
    Idol Time, countdown!
[15:32] Bavaria
    Jigoku-san...
[15:34] All
    Head Monitor Jigoku, fight on!
[15:36] Mimiko
    I'm going to—
[15:38] Mimiko
    No, that's not right.
[15:40] All
    Mimiko, you can do it!
[15:46] [SONG] Mimiko
    I have known Hell.
[15:48] [SONG] Mimiko
    I shall become a Hell idol!
[15:57] [SONG] Mimiko
    Every girl dreams of PriPara.
[16:00] [SONG] Mimiko
    Any girl can become an idol.
[16:04] [SONG] Mimiko
    Yes, even the spirits of the dead in Hell.
[16:08] [SONG] Mimiko
    What a happy, fun, and dream-like Hell.
[16:14] [SONG] Mimiko
    Everyone are friends.
[16:16] [SONG] Mimiko
    Everyone are idols.
[16:19] [SONG] Mimiko
    Mimiko is waiting for
    you to come to PriPara.
[16:32] Bavaria
    Jigoku-san, you were
    bava-shining like a jewel!
[16:37] Aroma
    Hell isn't too bad either.
[16:40] Miichiru
    When the land of Puu rises, I might be
    willing to extend you an invitation!
[16:45] Yui
    Head Monitor Jigoku, dreamy cute!
[16:47] Laala
    Got it!
[16:51] Hitomi
    Mimiko-chan!
[16:53] Kaori
    Congratulations!
[16:57] Mimiko
    Thank you for everything.
[17:01] Bavaria
    Jigoku-san.
[17:03] Mimiko
    And I appreciate your
    continued support, Ba...
[17:09] Mimiko
    Bavaria-mama!
[17:11] Mimiko
    Bava-mama for short!
[17:13] Bavaria
    M-Mimiko!
[17:27] Neko
    How touching, meow.
[17:29] Punikon
    Puni.
[17:29] Chupe
    Chu.
[17:31] Pitsuji
    Pi.
[17:32] Takki
    My tears...
[17:34] Takki
    My emotions are spilling over,
    turning my rice into gruel.
[17:37] Nino
    Rice—I mean, nice!
[17:39] Miichiru
    Full of love, full of love you are!
[17:44] Mega
    Because they helped Mimiko-san debut,
[17:46] Mega
    Yui-san and Laala-san have
    maxed out their idol time.
[17:51] Both
    To celebrate Head Monitor Jigoku's debut...
[17:57] Punikon
    Puni, punikon.
[18:09] Mega
    Scan your ticket once for each outfit.
[18:12] Mega
    You can scan your friends' tickets, too.
[18:16] Both
    Idol Time, countdown!
[18:22] Mega
    These matching friendship outfits
    are sure to earn tons of likes.
[18:28] Both
    Rabbit heart outfit, start!
[18:35] [SONG] E
    Dreaming dreaming days
[18:36] [SONG] E
    Exciting days (oh yeah!)
[18:38] [SONG] E
    Never give up days
[18:39] [SONG] E
    Are you ready?
[18:41] [SONG] E
    Dreaming dreaming days
[18:43] [SONG] E
    Exciting days (oh yeah!)
[18:45] [SONG] E
    Are you dreaming?
[18:46] [SONG] E
    Open my future!
[18:49] [SONG] E
    When we touch the moment excitement is born
[18:55] [SONG] E
    A new world was waiting
[19:02] [SONG] E
    Both pastel and vivid colors
[19:05] [SONG] E
    Are so wonderful I don't know which to choose
[19:09] [SONG] E
    What shape should my heart take
[19:15] [SONG] E
    Overflowing think about
[19:17] [SONG] E
    Everyone has their own happiness
[19:22] [SONG] E
    When they overlap, will a miracle... occur?
[19:29] [SONG] E
    Making making brand new dream (fu! fu!)
[19:33] [SONG] E
    Poppin' poppin' like it's starting
    to dance (dance! dance!)
[19:36] [SONG] E
    A harmony with you, crashing
    together as it progresses
[19:42] [SONG] E
    We won't lose, we want to see
[19:46] [SONG] E
    The future = dreamy cute x got it! (right!)
[19:50] Both
    Making drama, switch on!
[19:53] Yui
    Laala!
[19:55] Laala
    Yui!
[19:57] Both
    Together let's go!
[20:03] [SONG] E
    It's not amazing at first
[20:03] Yui
    Dreamy cute!
[20:05] Laala
    Got it!
[20:06] [SONG] E
    But I'll be waiting
[20:07] Yui
    Our meeting...
[20:08] Laala
    Must've been fate.
[20:09] [SONG] E
    For the ticket to the first step
[20:11] Both
    Nice to meet you of destiny!
[20:14] Both
    Girl meets girl!
[20:16] [SONG] E
    Nervously we need to get ready (yes! Yes!)
[20:19] All
    Glow stick time!
[20:19] [SONG] E
    Unlock the door to your heart (open!)
[20:23] [SONG] E
    Then it will begin
[20:26] Yui
    Dreamy cute!
[20:26] [SONG] E
    Three, two, one... welcome
[20:27] Laala
    Got it!
[20:28] [SONG] E
    Idol time!
[20:30] [SONG] E
    Pure pure today's clean slate (fu! Fu!)
[20:33] [SONG] E
    Change change begins to
    take on color (wao! wao!)
[20:36] [SONG] E
    What happens next?
[20:39] [SONG] E
    I'm excited to see it when it's finished
[20:43] [SONG] E
    Let's make it together
[20:46] [SONG] E
    Expectations = dreamy cute x got it! (isn't)
[20:50] [SONG] E
    Future = dreamy cute x got it! (it)
[20:53] [SONG] E
    Dreaming dreaming days
[20:55] [SONG] E
    Exciting days (oh yeah!)
[20:56] [SONG] E
    Never give up days
[20:58] [SONG] E
    Are you ready?
[21:00] [SONG] E
    Dreaming dreaming days
[21:01] [SONG] E
    Exciting days (oh yeah!)
[21:03] [SONG] E
    Are you dreaming?
[21:05] [SONG] E
    Open my future!
[21:07] [SONG] ---
    Dreamy cute!
[21:07] [SONG] ---
    Got it!
[21:10] All
    Laala-san!
[21:12] Yui
    Dreamy thank you, dreamy cute.
[21:15] Laala
    Thank you, got it.
[21:17] Yui
    And...
[21:17] Both
    Congratulations on your
    debut, Head Monitor Jigoku!
[21:22] Yui
    And that's how Head Monitor
    Jigoku made her idol debut.
[21:27] Yui
    It's so dreamy wonderful
    when dreams come true.
[21:32] Yui
    And then, dreamy using her
    experience as school monitor,
[21:40] Yui
    Head Monitor Jigoku became
    PriPara's helpful attendant.
[21:45] Yui
    But...
[21:46] Girl
    That girl's outfit is lame.
[21:49] Girl
    Yeah.
[21:50] Girl
    What?
[21:52] Mimiko
    Let's not bad-mouth people.
[21:56] Mimiko
    You'll fall into Hell.
[21:58] Both
    O-Okay!
[22:00] Mimiko
    Very good.
[22:02] Yui
    People are still kind of scared of her.
[22:05] Yui
    Good dreamy grief.
[22:06] Mimiko
    The walls have ears.
[22:09] Mimiko
    The doors have ears.
[22:11] Mimiko
    I am the one they call Jigoku Mimiko.
[22:16] Mimiko
    Jigoku!
SIGN    Next Time
[23:51] Nino
    Kids fighting in a vacant lot?
[23:54] Yui
    That's right.
[23:55] Yui
    But the lady who owns it says she won't
    let them use it if all they do is argue.
[23:59] Nino
    Thumbs down. They should try to get along.
[24:02] Shion
    Do not enter!
[24:03] Shion
    It takes two to quarrel!
[24:05] Shion
    All of you, leave this place!
[24:06] Nino
    Shion-senpai, wait!
[24:08] Shion
    Then you must fight me.
[24:10] Nino
    Bring it on!
[24:11] Laala
    This conversation's going off the rails!
[24:14] Nino
    "Fight Me! Shion-senpai!"
SIGN    Fight Me! Shion-senpai!
[24:16] All
    Gather round, everyone!
[24:18] All
    It's time to be idols!