E5 - Punikon's Manager Training, Bear!

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[00:09] Girl
    It's Mirei and Laala's
    concert from the other day.
[00:12] Girl
    Nice.
[00:13] Girl
    PriPara is wonderful.
[00:18] Mimiko
    The walls have ears. The doors have ears.
[00:22] Mimiko
    Did you just say that PriPara is wonderful?
[00:28] Laala
    Head monitor Jigoku?
[00:30] Yui
    If she finds us, it'll be dreamy hell!
[00:32] Mimiko
    The girls of Avocado Academy
    don't need PriPara!
[00:37] Mimiko
    Now leave!
[00:41] Takki
    So scary.
[00:43] Kuma
    Hoodle-hey, hoodle-hey.
[00:46] Kuma
    Hoodle-hey, hoodle-hey.
[00:51] Kuma
    I don't actually want to
    go to Paparajuku, bear...
[01:10] Yui
    Idol Time
[01:13] Yui
    PriPara
SIGN    Punikon's Manager Training, Bear!
[02:31] Laala
    Wow, you all came!
[02:34] Yui
    Thank you! I'm so dreamy happy!
[02:37] Punikon
    Puni!
[02:40] Yui
    But it's still not very many people.
[02:44] Punikon
    Punikon.
[02:47] Laala
    Punikon's telling you to cheer up.
[02:50] Laala
    Let's work hard at our dance lessons
    today so we can put on concerts
[02:54] Laala
    that will make everyone
    want to come to PriPara.
[02:56] Yui
    Got it.
[02:57] Takki
    Your silky smooth rice is ready.
[02:59] Yui
    Let's dreamy eat.
[03:05] Yui
    Thanks for the food.
[03:08] Laala
    Punikon, once we're done eating,
    could you reserve a lesson room?
[03:13] Punikon
    Punikon?
[03:15] Yui
    It looks like she doesn't understand.
[03:17] Laala
    What?
[03:18] Laala
    Punikon, do you know how to be a manager?
[03:22] Punikon
    Punikon.
[03:25] Yui
    You're right! Napping after
    a meal is the dreamy best!
[03:29] Yui
    Me, too.
[03:31] Laala
    That's not right!
[03:33] Takki
    Don't mind me!
[03:35] Laala
    Punikon, do you really not
    know how to be a manager?
[03:40] Punikon
    Punikon.
[03:41] Both
    What?!
[03:43] Kuma
    Shoebill delivery service!
[03:45] Kuma
    Love and smiles are my energy!
[03:48] Kuma
    I deliver your packages, bear!
[03:52] Mega
    Good work.
[03:54] Laala
    Huh? Kuma-san?
[03:57] Kuma
    Hey, Laala.
[03:59] Laala
    What are you doing here?
[04:00] Kuma
    I-I obviously came to check on you
    because I was worried about you, bear!
[04:06] Laala
    Really? Thanks.
[04:07] Laala
    Good timing.
[04:09] Laala
    These are my friends.
[04:12] Yui
    The dreamy cute Yumekawa Yui
    and my manager Punikon.
[04:16] Yui
    Dreamy nice to meet you.
[04:18] Punikon
    Punikon.
[04:20] Laala
    Punikon just hatched, so she doesn't
    seem to know how to be a manager.
[04:21] Kuma
    Ku... ma...
[04:24] Kuma
    So many lines...
[04:26] Laala
    So I'd like you to show her the ropes.
[04:30] Laala
    Are you listening?
[04:31] Kuma
    Huh? Kuma!
[04:33] Kuma
    If that's the case, you
    can count on me, bear!
[04:36] Kuma
    I'll teach him the ABC's
    of being a manager, bear!
[04:41] Yui
    Dreamy cute!
[04:41] Laala
    Got it!
[04:42] Yui
    That's great, Punikon.
[04:45] Punikon
    Punikon.
[04:46] Kuma
    I see. So that's why there's
    nothing in Paparajuku's PriPara.
[04:52] Kuma
    Then you need managers who
    know what they're doing!
[04:54] Kuma
    You want a veteran who can handle
    whatever comes up, bear!
[04:57] Laala
    Why are you angry?
[04:59] Kuma
    Because the newbie's cute
    appearance makes me mad, bear!
[05:02] Kuma
    He's got so many lines, and
    he's animated with care!
[05:06] Kuma
    He's clearly different from me, bear!
[05:08] Punikon
    Punikon.
[05:10] Kuma
    He just laughed at me, bear!
[05:11] Kuma
    Grrr! Grrr! Mad! Hungry! Graaah!
[05:12] Laala
    But Punikon always smiles.
[05:16] Laala
    Kuma-san, please, got it.
[05:18] Yui
    Please, dreamy cute.
[05:20] Kuma
    Oh, fine.
[05:23] Kuma
    I'm the divine manager who nurtured
    the divine idols of SoLaMi♥SMILE
[05:26] Kuma
    and plans to live in a 20 bedroom plus
    living room, dining room, and kitchen apartment.
[05:32] Yui
    Divine manager?
[05:33] Kuma
    This is my business card.
SIGN    Divine Manager
     Klaus Henrik Poncetta Von Vogel Strobel
    Cash De La Manecca the Third
[05:35] Kuma
    My name is Klaus Henrik
    Poncetta Von Vogel—
[05:38] Mega
    There is no divine manager title.
[05:41] Mega
    Please don't make up your own.
[05:45] Kuma
    I went three months without vegetable
    juice to make that, bear!
[05:49] Yui
    Kuma-san, you're kind of funny.
[05:52] Punikon
    Punikon.
[05:54] Kuma
    Grrr!
[05:55] Kuma
    If you think you can make it in this world
    just by smiling at everything, you're wrong!
[05:59] Kuma
    I'll start teaching you right now, bear!
[06:02] Kuma
    What a bother!
[06:03] Kuma
    First, I'll show you how to
    scout for promising idols.
[06:08] Kuma
    Hey, you. What's your name?
[06:10] Laala
    I'm Laala.
[06:11] Yui
    I'm Yui.
[06:12] Punikon
    Punikon.
[06:13] Kuma
    I already know all of you, bear...
[06:16] Kuma
    There isn't anyone else around, bear?
[06:18] Kuma
    This is what makes a PriPara with
    only a few idols so disappointing.
[06:24] Punikon
    Punikon.
[06:26] Laala
    Thanks, Punikon. You're so kind.
[06:29] Yui
    I don't think Punikon needs to
    learn to scout since she's got us.
[06:33] Laala
    Oh, right.
[06:36] Kuma
    Next!
[06:37] Kuma
    When the idol you've scouted
    won't come to PriPara...
[06:41] Kuma
    Ow! My head hurts, my chest hurts,
    my teeth hurt! Come quickly, bear!
[06:47] Kuma
    Just like that, keep persuading them
    until they finally come, bear!
[06:50] Kuma
    You try it, bear.
[06:51] Punikon
    Punikon.
[06:52] Punikon
    Punikon, punikon.
[06:54] Punikon
    Punikon, punikon.
[06:55] Punikon
    Punikon.
[06:55] Kuma
    It all sounds the same! I can't
    tell what you're saying!
[06:59] Laala
    But it's so cute.
[07:01] Yui
    I'd definitely go to PriPara, Punikon.
[07:04] Bear
    You two are too soft, bear!
[07:06] Punikon
    Punikon, punikon, punikon.
[07:09] Yui
    No matter what she's doing,
    she's dreamy cute.
[07:11] Laala
    I know.
[07:12] Kuma
    You're doing it wrong!
[07:15] Kuma
    You should aspire to be a handsome
    gentleman like me, bear.
[07:18] Punikon
    Punikon.
[07:21] Kuma
    That was so sudden, it scared me, bear...
[07:24] Laala
    Kuma-san, Punikon is...
[07:26] Yui
    A dreamy cute girl.
[07:28] Kuma
    What?!
[07:30] Kuma
    I see, bear. I finally have
    a younger sister, bear.
[07:36] Kuma
    Punikon, you can call me
    your big brother, bear.
[07:40] Punikon
    Pu...
[07:42] Kuma
    You can call me your big brother, bear.
[07:45] Punikon
    Pu...
[07:48] Punikon
    Punikon.
[07:49] Kuma
    You were just sneezing?!
[07:50] Kuma
    Achoo!
SIGN    Kuma's Idol Dojo
[07:52] Kuma
    We're onto intermediate managing now, bear.
[07:55] Kuma
    Things will get even tougher,
    so prepare yourself, bear.
[07:59] Kuma
    One, two. One, two.
[08:02] Kuma
    Both of you, face forward and walk straight
    ahead in time with the beat, bear.
[08:06] Kuma
    Punikon, you try it, bear.
[08:08] Punikon
    Puni.
[08:08] Kuma
    You must be strict when
    coaching idols, bear.
[08:10] Punikon
    Punikon.
[08:11] Punikon
    Puni, kon.
[08:13] Punikon
    Puni, kon. Puni, kon.
[08:16] Yui
    Thanks, Punikon.
[08:18] Laala
    We'll do our best.
[08:19] Punikon
    Puni, kon. Puni, kon.
[08:21] Kuma
    That's it, bear. Keep it up, bear.
[08:23] Punikon
    Puni, kon. Puni, kon.
[08:28] Punikon
    Punikon...
[08:33] Laala
    Kuma-san?
[08:34] Yui
    Are you all right?
[08:37] Kuma
    Beary-bear...
[08:42] Punikon
    Punikon...
[08:46] Kuma
    Be-Be careful, newbie.
[08:48] Kuma
    What a bother!
[08:50] Kuma
    This machine improves your
    grip strength, bear.
[08:53] Kuma
    Laala trained using this
    when she was new, bear.
[08:56] Laala
    This brings back memories.
[08:57] Kuma
    Yui, you must use this to train, too.
[08:59] Yui
    Dreamy got it.
[09:00] Kuma
    Ready, start.
[09:03] Yui
    Dreamy thanks! Dreamy thanks!
    Dreamy thanks! Dreamy thanks!
[09:07] Kuma
    Keep it up, bear.
[09:09] Yui
    Dreamy thanks! Dreamy thanks! Dreamy thanks!
[09:10] Punikon
    Puni-punikon.
[09:12] Kuma
    Okay, Punikon. You try it, kuma.
[09:15] Punikon
    Punikon.
[09:16] Yui
    Dreamy thanks! Dreamy thanks!
    Dreamy thanks! Dreamy thanks!
[09:19] Kuma
    Increase the speed, bear.
[09:21] Punikon
    Puni? Kon!
[09:25] Laala
    Isn't that too fast?
[09:27] Yui
    I'm dreamy fine!
[09:29] Kuma
    That's right. A manager and their
    idol must work together, bear.
[09:33] Yui
    Got it.
[09:33] Punikon
    Punikon.
[09:34] Puni
    Puni.
[09:34] ---
    Bear!
[09:41] Puni
    Puni, kon.
[09:44] Laala
    Kuma-san, are you okay?
[09:45] Kuma
    Of course I'm not okay, bear!
[09:48] Kuma
    If I get anymore bumps on my head,
    I won't be as handsome anymore, bear!
[09:52] Kuma
    I'm leaving.
[09:53] Yui
    I'm sorry!
[09:55] Yui
    But I feel like I've learned
    what it means to shake hands!
[09:58] Yui
    Thank you, Kuma-san! Thank you, Punikon!
[10:01] Puni
    Punikon...
[10:02] Kuma
    Jeez...
[10:04] Kuma
    Fine, one final lesson.
[10:05] Kuma
    I'll teach you the most important
    and fundamental lesson of all.
[10:08] Kuma
    I'll show you how to book a concert
    venue, and then I'm leaving, bear.
[10:11] Laala
    Okay. Thank you, Kuma-san.
[10:13] Yui
    Punikon, let's do our best.
[10:15] Punikon
    Punikon!
SIGN    PriPara
[10:24] Kuma
    How quickly an appropriate venue can
    be found on the day of the concert
[10:29] Kuma
    is a test of a manager's
    knowledge and stamina, bear.
[10:32] Kuma
    Today we'll try to book that
    red room number 10, bear.
[10:36] Kuma
    Say the word "entry" to Meganee,
    and it's yours, bear.
[10:39] Punikon
    Punikon.
[10:40] Kuma
    Normally it's a race from here,
[10:43] Kuma
    but there's no one else here, so we'll have
    Laala and Yui play the competition, bear.
[10:48] Laala
    Got it.
[10:48] Yui
    Dreamy cute.
[10:49] Kuma
    Keep running no matter what happens!
[10:51] Kuma
    That's the correct way
    to be a manager, bear!
[10:54] Punikon
    Punikon.
[10:55] Kuma
    On your marks, get set, bear!
[10:59] Mega
    Vacuum coming through.
[11:01] Both
    What?!
[11:02] Both
    It's slippery!
[11:07] Punikon
    Punikon? Punikon!
[11:08] Yui
    Punikon?
[11:09] Laala
    Thank you.
[11:11] Kuma
    Hey! I told you to keep running
    no matter what, bear.
[11:16] Punikon
    Punikon.
[11:17] Punikon
    Pu, pu, pu, pu, pu.
[11:21] Punikon
    Punikon, punikon, punikon!
[11:24] Punikon
    Pu-pu-pu-pu-punikon!
[11:25] Punikon
    Punikon-kon! Puni-puni-punikon!
[11:26] Bear
    Are your wings just for decoration, bear?
[11:30] Yui
    Isn't she doing that because...
[11:32] Laala
    You told her to run, no matter what?
[11:33] Kuma
    What?!
[11:35] Punikon
    Punikon! Puni-ni-ni-ni! Punikon!
[11:38] Kuma
    You could have flown.
[11:40] Punikon
    Puni.
[11:42] Punikon
    Punikon, punikon. Puni-puni-kon-kon,
    puni-punikon.
[11:46] Mega
    You'd like red 10, right? Got it.
[11:50] Mega
    Your concert venue has been reserved.
[11:53] Punikon
    Punikon.
[11:58] Kuma
    What a good girl, bear!
[12:00] Laala
    You did it, Punikon.
[12:02] Yui
    You were really dreamy cute.
[12:04] Mega
    Congratulations.
[12:06] Mega
    Punikon-san, you worked hard
    during your manager training.
[12:09] Mega
    Your relationship with Laala-san and Yui-san
    has deepened, which earned them idol time.
[12:14] Mega
    Both of you may perform
    a three minute concert.
[12:17] Laala
    Wow!
[12:19] Yui
    Yes!
[12:20] Kuma
    It's all thanks to my guidance, bear.
[12:22] Both
    Thank you, Kuma-san.
[12:34] Mega
    Scan your ticket once for each outfit.
[12:37] Laala
    Idol time, countdown!
[12:42] Mega
    Her button pins and patches are so colorful.
[12:45] Mega
    The black accents make this a cool outfit.
[12:49] Laala
    Happy emblem cherry outfit, start!
[13:13] [SONG] E
    It's best to be yourself
[13:18] [SONG] E
    Rather than copying that stylish girl
[13:24] [SONG] E
    Once you sense the sparkling of your heart
[13:29] [SONG] E
    Let's so searching for ideals together
[13:35] [SONG] E
    All the memories we gather
[13:40] [SONG] E
    Break them in halfsies
[13:43] [SONG] E
    And complete our friendship
[13:51] [SONG] E
    Make it! When our hearts are
    pounding we're invincible
[13:56] [SONG] E
    Make up! Our future will sparkle
[14:02] [SONG] E
    Our dreams aren't just dreams anymore
[14:04] Laala
    Making drama, switch on!
[14:08] [SONG] E
    Anyone can make them come true
[14:11] [SONG] E
    Lady! Ready to go! Paradise!
[14:13] Laala
    Twirl!
[14:15] Laala
    Excitement!
[14:21] Laala
    Let it reach everyone!
[14:24] [SONG] E
    Make it! Because we don't want
    to give up on these dreams
[14:24] Laala
    Present for you!
[14:30] [SONG] E
    Make up! We don't want it to end as a longing
[14:30] All
    Glow stick time!
[14:35] [SONG] E
    Make it! When our hearts are
    pounding we're invincible
[14:38] Laala
    Got it!
[14:41] [SONG] E
    Make up! Our future will sparkle
[14:46] [SONG] E
    Our dreams aren't just dreams anymore
[14:52] [SONG] E
    Anyone can make them come true
[14:56] [SONG] E
    PriPara PriParadise
[15:14] Mega
    So cute!
[15:14] Yui
    Laala, you're the dreamy best!
[15:18] ---
    Laala-san, cute!
[15:21] Punikon
    Puni, punikon!
[15:29] Mega
    This is a fantasy time brand
    outfit designed by Yui-san.
[15:32] Mega
    The blue sky pattern and cute
    pink go together perfectly.
[15:36] Yui
    Magical star pink outfit, start!
[15:42] Laala
    Dreamy cute got it max!
[15:50] [SONG] E
    Tick tock magicalun-lun
[15:53] [SONG] E
    Idol time!
[15:54] [SONG] E
    Start (come on)
[16:07] [SONG] E
    Magical idol here we go
[16:09] [SONG] E
    The magic girls have always longed for
[16:15] All
    Don't look! You mustn't look!
    Don't look! Look away!
[16:15] [SONG] E
    The mysterious is ordinary
    in this parallel universe
[16:18] Mimiko
    Even if they change their appearance,
    they cannot deceive me.
[16:18] [SONG] E
    Say the words and it's showtime
[16:21] [SONG] E
    Transform and you're ready to go
[16:22] Mimiko
    How did they enter PriPara?
[16:26] [SONG] E
    You'll feel like Cinderella
[16:29] [SONG] E
    Secretly invited
[16:32] [SONG] E
    Now let's hurry
[16:34] [SONG] E
    Everyone's waiting
[16:35] [SONG] E
    It's surely unlimited
[16:38] [SONG] E
    For all eternity let's
    mark the passage of time
[16:43] E
    Tick tock magical go
[16:45] [SONG] E
    "Wait, just a moment?"
[16:48] [SONG] E
    It doesn't stop!
[16:49] [SONG] E
    Mic in one hand
[16:51] [SONG] E
    Dancing with the short hand, hearts singing
[16:55] [SONG] E
    Heart-pounding singularity
[16:57] [SONG] E
    It's the formless things we always want most
[17:03] [SONG] E
    Hope and music
[17:04] [SONG] E
    Pretty cutie
[17:06] [SONG] E
    If you can't wait for the excitement
[17:09] [SONG] E
    Tick tock magicalun-lun
[17:12] [SONG] E
    Idol time!
[17:13] [SONG] E
    To be continued (come on)
[17:14] [SONG] E
    Dream or reality or lie or truth
[17:17] Yui
    Making drama, switch on!
[17:17] [SONG] E
    Nobody knows
[17:20] [SONG] E
    Only me time
[17:21] [SONG] E
    Drifting through space
[17:23] [SONG] E
    Until I'm illuminated by twilight
[17:24] Yui
    Dreamy cute!
[17:28] [SONG] E
    Tick tock
[17:31] Yui
    Jump!
[17:31] [SONG] E
    Just a moment
[17:33] [SONG] E
    Always and forever
[17:34] [SONG] E
    My secret hidden in my heart
[17:36] [SONG] E
    In the ultimate outfit, with a single breath
[17:39] Yui
    Welcome to the kingdom of dreamy dreams!
[17:40] [SONG] E
    You dream energy is awakened
[17:42] Yui
    Dreamy cute clock land!
[17:43] [SONG] E
    It's the formless things we always want most
[17:48] [SONG] E
    Hope and music
[17:49] Yui
    Glow stick time!
[17:50] [SONG] E
    Pretty cutie
[17:51] [SONG] E
    If you can't wait for the excitement
[17:54] [SONG] E
    Tick tock, capture the present!
[17:56] [SONG] E
    The chance lasts only a moment
[18:00] [SONG] E
    Tick tock magicalun-lun
[18:03] [SONG] E
    Idol time!
[18:04] [SONG] E
    Da capo
[18:23] Mega
    You're dreamy lovely!
[18:25] Mega
    Yui-san, look over here!
[18:32] Laala
    Yui, you were great!
[18:34] Yui
    So were you!
[18:40] Punikon
    Puni.
[18:42] Laala
    What's that sound?
[18:45] Punikon
    Punikon!
[18:47] Both
    What?
[18:48] Yui
    Punikon, where are you going?
[18:53] Yui
    Wait, Punikon!
[18:57] Laala
    This road leads to the
    clock tower, doesn't it?
[19:03] Punikon
    Punikon.
[19:08] Laala
    Punikon?
[19:15] Yui
    It's no use. It won't open.
[19:17] Laala
    What?
[19:21] Punikon
    Punikon, punikon.
[19:38] Laala
    What wonderful music.
[19:40] Yui
    Yeah. It's entrancing.
[19:54] Punikon
    Punikon.
[20:01] Laala
    Punikon.
[20:02] Yui
    Where have you been?
[20:06] Punikon
    Punikon.
[20:06] Yui
    We dreamy know that.
[20:10] Laala
    Come to think of it,
[20:12] Laala
    Punikon hatched from an egg that
    came out of the clock tower, right?
[20:15] Laala
    Does that have anything to do
    with the music playing just now?
[20:18] Punikon
    Punikon.
[20:20] Yui
    That smile is a mystery.
[20:26] Kuma
    Jeez. Why aren't they coming to
    see me after the concert, bear?
[20:32] Kuma
    Hello, bear.
[20:34] Kuma
    Boss, I finished making my deliveries, bear!
[20:37] Kuma
    I'll head back immediately, bear!
[20:39] Mega
    Good timing. Could you deliver
    this to Parajuku today?
[20:44] Mega
    If it doesn't arrive within 90 minutes,
    you'll be fined 10 thousand coins.
[20:48] Kuma
    O-Okay, bear...
[20:51] Kuma
    Farewell, impolite residents
    of Paparajuku, bear!
[20:56] Yui
    Wait!
[20:57] Laala
    Kuma-san, you're leaving?
[20:59] Kuma
    Of course, bear.
[21:01] Kuma
    You mustn't fall in love with me, bear.
[21:05] Punikon
    Punikon!
[21:06] Punikon
    Punikon, punikon, punikon!
[21:14] Yui
    Punikon says dreamy thank you.
[21:17] Laala
    Yeah.
[21:17] Kuma
    Fine, bear! I recognize you as my
    number one apprentice manager, bear!
[21:22] Kuma
    Look after Laala and Yui!
[21:26] Punikon
    Punikon.
[21:28] Kuma
    I'll support you forever, bear!
[21:31] Yui
    Dreamy thank you!
[21:33] Laala
    Until we meet again! Take care!
[21:36] Punikon
    Punikon!
[21:40] Kuma
    I'll be back.
[21:43] Yui
    All right. Now that Punikon
    has learned to be a manager,
[21:47] Yui
    let's keep dreamy working hard
    until the Idol Grand Prix!
[21:51] Laala
    Got it!
[21:52] Laala
    That uniform was a Shoebill
    delivery service uniform.
[21:56] Laala
    I wonder why he was wearing that?
[21:57] Mega
    Kuma-san got into all kinds
    of trouble in Parajuku,
[22:00] Mega
    so he lost his manager status.
[22:03] Mega
    He currently works at
    Shoebill delivery service.
[22:06] Laala
    What?
[22:07] Yui
    Dreamy?!
[22:09] Kuma
    Being a manager is hard, bear.
[22:11] Punikon
    Punikon!
[22:11] Kuma
    Bear! I am indestructible, bear!
[22:16] Kuma
    Aw...
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[23:52] Yui
    PriPara's not gaining any new members.
[23:55] Yui
    DanPri is so lively every day.
[23:57] Yui
    It's dreamy frustrating!
[23:58] Laala
    Hey, Yui. Let's go to DanPri.
[24:01] Laala
    We'll watch a concert so we can figure
    out what's so amazing about them.
[24:03] Yui
    What? Dreamy no way!
[24:06] Yui
    I don't want to see my brother's idol form!
[24:08] Laala
    It's for PriPara.
[24:10] Laala
    Let's join the sheep squad and go to DanPri.
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[24:16] All
    Gather round, everyone!
[24:18] All
    It's time to be idols!