E22 - Pool de Purance Race!
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[00:01] Mega
Everyone, thank you for
traveling around the country.
[00:05] Yui
Thank you, dreamy cute.
[00:07] Laala
We did our best, got it.
[00:09] Mega
As a reward for your hard work, your
last stop is PriParis in Purance.
[00:13] Laala
Wow, we'll get to meet Tricolore.
[00:17] Laala
Tricolore is the number
one most skilled team.
[00:21] Laala
We beat them, though.
[00:24] Yui
I've always wanted to go there.
[00:26] Laala
Are you listening?
[00:28] Yui
The dreamy elegant capital of Pri, where
the entire city is PriPara, PriParis.
[00:34] Punikon
Puni.
[00:34] Takki
You'll burn yourself with a touch.
[00:35] Yui
Walking down Pamps-Élysées
like a Parisian...
[00:38] Punikon
Punikon.
[00:38] Takki
You'll burn yourself with a sip.
[00:39] Yui
Drinking espressos at cafes...
[00:41] Yui
I'm so dreamy excited.
[00:44] Mega
I see PriParis.
[00:46] All
Hooray!
[00:47] All
Huh?
[00:49] Laala
It's a pool!
[00:55] Yui
I'm Yumekawa Yui, sixth
grade elementary schooler.
[00:59] Yui
A PriPara, which everyone adores, was opened in my town.
[01:03] Yui
I'm going to keep on hyping it up.
[01:06] Yui
With a PriTicket, anyone can become
an idol in the blink of an eye.
[01:10] Yui
Motivation! Energy! Rise and shine...
[01:12] Yui
Dreamy cute!
[01:28] Yui
Idol Time
[01:31] Yui
PriPara
SIGN Pool de Prance Race!
[02:52] Yui
Wow, how dreamy wonderful.
[02:55] Laala
They turn the place into
a pool during the summer.
[02:58] Nino
Yeah!
[03:00] Nino
Let's swim!
[03:02] Laala
Nino, we need to warm up first!
[03:07] Miichiru
This is the trouble with uncivilized people.
[03:10] Nino
What was that?
[03:12] Miichiru
In your next life, you'll be an eggplant.
[03:13] Nino
That doesn't make any sense!
[03:15] Falulu
Laala!
[03:18] Laala
Falulu, Fuwari.
[03:21] Laala
It's been forever.
[03:24] Falulu
Laala, you seem well.
[03:25] Laala
So do you.
[03:27] Fuwari
Hello. May I call you
Yui, Nino, and Michiru?
[03:31] Nino
Thumbs up, of course.
[03:32] Miichiru
How rude. I am Miichiru.
[03:35] Yui
We're Paparajuku's ambassadors,
the dreamy-dream squad.
[03:39] Parisnii
Bonjour. Looks like everyone is here.
[03:42] Laala
Parisnii-san.
[03:43] Yui
Please adopt the Idol Time System.
[03:47] Parisnii
Pardon, mademoiselle.
[03:49] Parisnii
That's not my responsibility.
[03:53] Laala
What? You don't manage PriParis' systems?
[03:56] Parisnee
Since someone said he was
useless despite appearances,
[04:00] Parisnee
he hasn't had any real power.
[04:03] Parisnii
Merci beau coup. I am ashamed.
[04:06] Both
Someone?
[04:07] Hibiki
Hey.
[04:10] Hibiki
We cannot immediately adopt
a system of unknown origins.
[04:15] Laala
It's Hibiki-san.
[04:17] Yui
It's the useless person.
SIGN Kaboom
[04:20] Yagi
Hibiki-sama, are you all right?
[04:23] Yagi
Hibiki-sama, these ladies
are from Paparajuku.
[04:26] Yui
We hadn't dreamy properly
introduced ourselves yet.
[04:29] Yui
Dreamy nice to meet you.
[04:31] Yui
Dreamy thanks for having us, dreamy cute.
[04:33] Hibiki
Her catchphrase is something
other than a sentence ending.
[04:35] Hibiki
This is pretty irritating, too.
[04:37] Nino
Thumb war!
[04:40] Nino
I win! You're pretty weak.
[04:43] Miichiru
I feel it. I can feel it.
[04:45] Miichiru
You have the same noble fragrance as mine.
[04:48] Miichiru
In a previous life, you were a Puu
sweet potato with a purple aura.
[04:55] Hibiki
Get out, all of you!
[04:56] Hibiki
Leave PriParis!
[04:58] Both
Now, now.
[04:59] Hibiki
I'll never allow your provincial system here!
[05:01] All
What?!
[05:02] Yui
Can't you make an exception?
[05:04] Nino
Let's arm wrestle next!
[05:06] Miichiru
In your next life, you'll
be a purple Puu cabbage!
[05:09] Fuwari
Hibiki-san, they traveled
very far to get here.
[05:12] Fuwari
Let's at least consider it.
[05:13] Falulu
That's right, Maho-chan.
[05:16] Hibiki
Fine, then. In that case,
[05:19] Hibiki
let's settle this with PriParis' traditional
summer sport, the Pool de Purance.
[05:24] Both
Pool de Purance?
[05:27] Parisnii
It's an aquatic race in which idols
and managers compete as teams.
[05:31] Parisnee
The winning team's manager gets
to dance the PriParis can-can.
SIGN Paparajuku Theater
[05:35] Yui
What? Is getting to dance the
PriParis can-can a dreamy honor?
[05:40] Hibiki
If one of you wins this race, I'll
consider adopting your system.
[05:45] Laala
Hooray, got it.
[05:47] Yui
This will help us promote Paparajuku, too.
[05:50] Yui
Let's dreamy do our best, Punikon.
[05:51] Punikon
Puni.
[05:52] Nino
All right, Chupe! Let's aim for first place!
[05:55] Chupe
Chupe.
[05:55] Miichiru
Pitsuji, as representatives
of the people of Puu,
[05:59] Miichiru
let us show them our strength.
[06:02] Pitsuji
Pitsu.
[06:02] Laala
Lucky. I wish I could participate.
[06:06] Kuma
Tada!
[06:07] Kuma
Miss, have you forgotten that you've
got a marvelous partner in me, bear?
[06:13] Kuma
Heh.
[06:14] Laala
It's Kuma-san.
[06:16] Kuma
I happened to be here on vacation, bear.
[06:18] Kuma
Wait one second, bear.
[06:21] Kuma
Boss, I'm sorry, bear.
[06:23] Kuma
Because I carried such packages, my
knees suddenly turned into Manneken Pis.
[06:28] Kuma
I'm taking half the day off, bear.
[06:37] Parisnii
The Pool de Purance will now begin.
[06:43] Parinee
Participating teams have chosen
boats based on a lottery.
[06:48] Parisnee
The course begins here
at the Parc de Triomphe
[06:51] Parisnee
and goes to the Eippel
Tower before doubling back.
[06:53] Parisnee
Entry number one, Falulu and Unicorn.
[06:58] Unicorn
I'll gore these petty idols and
their petty managers to pieces.
[07:03] Parisnee
Entry number two, Nino and Chupe.
[07:06] Nino
Yeah!
[07:07] Chupe
Chupe!
[07:09] Parisnee
Entry number three, Fuwari and Toriko.
[07:12] Toriko
I may be the Blue Bird of Misfortune,
but today we'll place first, bird!
[07:15] Fuwari
Indeed.
[07:16] Parisnee
Entry number four, Laala and Kuma.
[07:19] Kuma
We won't lose, bear!
[07:21] Laala
Got it.
[07:22] Parisnee
Entry number five, Miichiru and Pitsuji.
[07:25] Miichiru
I can do anything.
[07:27] Miichiru
I can, I can, I can!
[07:27] Pitsuji
Pitsuji.
[07:29] Parisnee
Entry number six, Yui and Punikon.
[07:32] Yui
Dreamy cute.
[07:34] Punikon
Puni, puni.
[07:35] Parisnee
Entry number seven, Hibiki-san and Yagi Ando.
[07:38] Yagi
Hibiki-sama, you can count on me.
[07:41] Yagi
I shall risk my life to achieve victory.
[07:42] Yagiko
Baa.
[07:44] Parisnee
It's time to start.
[07:47] Parisnii
On your marks, get bread, baguette!
SIGN Bread
[07:56] Kuma
Kuma!
[07:58] Yui
We may have dreamy decorated
our boat too much.
[08:00] Punikon
Puni.
[08:01] Toriko
This boat is made of mud, bird!
[08:04] Toriko
I truly am the Blue Bird of Misfortune!
[08:08] Hibiki
Why is their boat made of mud?
[08:10] Parisnii
All teams except for one
are off to a solid start.
SIGN From Ando
[08:14] Hibiki
Good grief.
[08:16] Hibiki
I still need to prepare for
tonight's dinner party.
[08:19] Yui
Dreamy. You won't dreamy
beat me. I'm going to win.
[08:20] Punikon
Puni, puni. Puni, puni.
[08:23] Punikon
Punikon.
[08:23] Yui
Fight on, dreamy-dream!
[08:27] Hibiki
Sounds like I'll need some
dreamy canceling headphones.
[08:30] Parisnii
Falulu and Unicorn are in the lead.
[08:33] Parisnee
They've reached the first checkpoint.
[08:35] Parisnee
It's the PriParis yes or no quiz.
[08:36] Unicorn
I can handle any question about PriParis.
[08:39] Unicorn
I know the name of every street and shop.
SIGN PriParis Yes or No Quiz
[08:43] Parisnii
Here's your question.
[08:45] Parisnii
Parisnii's shoe size is 27 centimeters.
[08:49] Parisnii
Yes or no?
[08:50] Unicorn
Uh, um, which is it?
[08:55] Falulu
Yes.
[08:56] Unicorn
What?!
[08:58] Parisnii
Too bad. I grew recently, so
now it's 27.5 centimeters.
[09:00] Both
You grew?
[09:02] Unicorn
How am I supposed to know that?
[09:04] Parisnee
Unfortunately, you'll be dropping out here.
[09:06] Falulu
Hooray!
[09:07] Parisnii
Laala and Kuma are heading
into the checkpoint next.
[09:10] Kuma
Bear, bear, bear.
[09:12] Kuma
Let's widen our lead here, bear!
[09:15] Parisnee
Aquatic charades.
[09:17] Kuma
All right. I got this, bear.
[09:19] Laala
Got it.
[09:21] Parisnii
Ready, go.
[09:24] Laala
Let's see.
[09:25] Laala
A staring contest between Yui and...
[09:29] Laala
A crab? A hermit crab?
[09:31] Laala
I know, it's a shrimp! A spiny lobster!
[09:34] Laala
What? That's not it?
[09:36] Laala
I know, it's me!
[09:43] Parisnee
Unfortunately, your time is up.
[09:45] Laala
Kuma-san!
[09:47] Parisnee
Thumb war.
[09:49] Nino
Yeah!
[09:53] Parisnii
Ready, go.
[09:55] Nino
Why, you...!
[09:58] Nino
I lost!
[09:59] Chupe
Chupe!
[10:01] Parisnii
We've reached the middle of the race.
[10:02] Parisnii
Only three teams are heading
towards the turning point.
[10:08] Miichiru
All right! Let's shoot to the front!
[10:12] Yagiko
Baa, baa!
[10:13] Parisnii
Are Miichiru and Pitsuji
in danger of dropping out?
[10:13] Pitsuji
Pi.
[10:16] Miichiru
Damn you. I swear on my crown...
[10:19] Aroma
Don't give up, my impudent imp.
[10:22] Mikan
Angel!
[10:22] Gaaruru
Gaaruru!
[10:24] Aroma
I've consulted my Aromat Cards
[10:26] Aroma
and drawn the upside down Lovers.
[10:28] Aroma
In other words, you will
pass the lead PriParis team.
[10:33] Mikan
Hooray!
[10:34] Gaaruru
You can do it, gaaru!
[10:36] Miichiru
Let me handle the fortune-telling.
[10:39] Miichiru
Miichiru-chiru-chiru.
[10:42] Miichiru
Pitsuji, you're up!
[10:45] Pitsuji
Pitsuji...
[10:50] Miichiru
Go, 100% wool stroke!
[10:53] Pitsuji
Pitsuji!
[10:57] Parisnee
Miichiru and Pitsuji have
passed the Eippel Tower first.
[10:59] Pitsuji
Pi!
[11:02] Miichiru
Excellent. As a reward, I shall give
you some purple sweet potato tempura.
[11:10] Yui
What should we do?
[11:12] Yui
We can't dreamy panic.
[11:15] Yui
Takki, I need to charge up my dream power.
[11:17] Takki
Je t'aime, starchy cute!
[11:20] Yui
Dreamy?
[11:22] Yui
My rice ball!
[11:24] Yui
Hey, you thief!
[11:26] Parisnii
What's this? Yui and Punikon
have left the course.
[11:30] Laala
Yui!
[11:30] Nino
Going that way is thumbs down!
[11:32] Yui
Hey, wait!
[11:39] Yui
I'm too hungry to run anymore...
[11:47] Yui
I'm dreamy hungry.
[11:50] Yui
I need food.
[11:51] Shuka
How long are you going to make me wait?
[11:54] Yui
Huh?
[11:55] Shuka
Time is money!
[11:57] Shuka
Idol Time is money!
SIGN PriPara
[12:12] Shuka
Idol Time is money!
[12:14] Shuka
Oh?
[12:19] Shuka
Excuse me. I mistook you for my sister.
[12:22] Yui
Oh, you dreamy surprised me.
[12:25] Yui
Nice to meet you.
[12:26] Yui
I'm Yumekawa Yui.
[12:28] Shuka
To be perfectly frank, I'm Hanazono Shuka.
[12:32] Shuka
Hanazono Shuka is me!
[12:36] Shuka
So, what do you want from
a celebrity like me?
[12:40] Yui
Actually, I'm dreamy lost.
[12:43] Yui
I'm trying to get back to Pamps-Élysées.
[12:46] Yui
Shuka-chan, do you know the way?
[12:47] Shuka
Yes, I can tell you the answer to that.
[12:51] Shuka
However,
[12:53] Shuka
it won't be for free!
[12:56] Yui
Of course I'd be happy to
thank you dreamy profusely!
[13:00] Shuka
Oh, my! All of this, for me?
[13:03] Shuka
Wait, it's rice?
[13:04] Yui
It's dreamy purika.
[13:06] Shuka
I don't want this!
[13:07] Shuka
To be perfectly frank,
celebrities only eat salads.
[13:09] Shuka
Salads are all we eat!
[13:11] Punikon
Punikon.
[13:12] Yui
You like french fries?
[13:15] Shuka
Of course!
[13:17] Yui
Anyway, PriParis is dreamy cute.
[13:21] Yui
Becoming a dreamy cute idol is my dream.
[13:24] Yui
I'm working really hard on it.
[13:27] Yui
Shuka-chan, what's your dream?
[13:29] Yui
Dreamy tell me.
[13:30] Shuka
Enough of your dreamy-dreams!
[13:32] Shuka
Idol Time is money!
[13:35] Shuka
Rather than speak of dreams,
you should focus on reality!
[13:39] Both
Reality...
[13:41] Shuka
Here's your tip.
[13:43] Shuka
I wasted three minutes and
25 seconds on idle chatter.
[13:47] Shuka
My sister hasn't shown
up either, so excuse me.
[13:51] Mega
Thank you.
[13:53] Yui
Dreamy wait!
[13:56] Yui
She's gone.
[13:57] Punikon
Puni.
[13:58] Both
Yui!
[14:00] Yui
Laala, Nino.
[14:01] Nino
Pamps-Élysées is just around the corner!
[14:04] Laala
You can still make it!
[14:05] Yui
Dreamy thanks!
SIGN GROWL
[14:07] Yui
But I'm hungry...
[14:09] Takki
If they have no bread,
then let them eat rice.
[14:14] Yui
All right, energy charged!
[14:16] Yui
Let's go!
[14:17] Punikon
Punikon.
[14:17] Takki
Cook me nobly.
[14:19] Parisnii
The race is in its final stages.
[14:21] Parisnii
Miichiru and Pitsuji, Hibiki and Ando.
[14:24] Parisnii
It's come down to these two.
[14:28] Hibiki
This is all I had to suffer this time.
[14:31] Ajimi
Yahoo! Here I flipping come!
[14:39] Ajimi
Long time no Bruegel!
[14:41] Ajimi
How I longed Turner see you!
[14:42] Ajimi
Oh, Escher and Whistler!
[14:44] Ajimi
Exciting wink and sphinx!
[14:47] Mecha
Kaboom!
[14:49] Ajimi
Da Vinci!
[14:51] Both
Baa!
[14:53] Yagi
Hibiki-sama!
[14:54] Yagiko
Baa, baa!
[14:56] Parisnii
Will anyone race against
Miichiru and Pitsuji?
[15:00] Punikon
Puni, puni, puni.
[15:03] Pitsuji
Pitsuji...
[15:08] Miichiru
What?
[15:09] Miichiru
Grab on!
[15:12] Yui
I won't give up yet, dreamy cute!
[15:14] Punikon
Punikon!
[15:15] Parisnii
Yui and Punikon are racing to catch up.
[15:19] Miichiru
Damn you!
[15:25] Miichiru
That shadow...
[15:26] Miichiru
That's without a doubt the land of Puu!
[15:28] Miichiru
Pitsuji, this time let us recite
the prayer of surfacing!
[15:31] Pitsuji
Pitsu.
[15:34] Miichiru
Hotep samoa tonpura radrones!
[15:37] Miichiru
Markesasuka!
[15:38] Pitsuji
Pi, pi.
[15:46] Aroma
Is it really the land of Puu?
[16:03] Yagi
Hibiki-sama. Thank you, thank you.
[16:08] Hibiki
Try not to cause trouble.
[16:20] Mega
Tricolore has maxed out their idol time.
[16:23] Mega
You may perform a three minute concert.
[16:26] Fuwari
Hibiki-san.
[16:27] Falulu
Maho-chan.
[16:29] Fuwari
Hibiki-san, let's do it.
[16:29] Falulu
Maho-chan, let's do it.
[16:33] Hibiki
If I have no choice.
[16:47] Mega
Scan your ticket once for each outfit.
[16:50] Mega
You can scan your friends' tickets, too.
[16:55] All
Idol Time, countdown!
[17:03] Mega
These Middle Age aristocrat pirate-style
outfits have matching rose marks.
[17:07] All
PriPirates outfit, start!
[17:14] Hibiki
Watch me perform.
[17:17] Hibiki
Fix your gaze upon me.
[17:19] Hibiki
Don't take your eyes off of me.
[17:21] Hibiki
Now look with those eyes of yours.
[17:24] Hibiki
Open them wide!
[17:26] Hibiki
Look at me!
[17:47] [SONG] E
As this ship sets sail, I pack my bags
[17:50] [SONG] E
With nothing but solitude
[17:53] [SONG] E
Except this love that you gave me
[17:57] [SONG] E
That I will take with me
[17:59] [SONG] E
Both enemies and allies are meaningless
[18:02] [SONG] E
Only I am the truth
[18:05] [SONG] E
With a smile in my heart
[18:08] [SONG] E
I depart
[18:11] [SONG] E
Singing and dancing the praises of freedom
[18:15] [SONG] E
This soul seeks adventure
[18:17] [SONG] E
Our bond is supreme
[18:21] [SONG] E
Life needs nothing wasteful
[18:24] [SONG] E
Let us enjoy ourselves
[18:26] [SONG] E
Of course
[18:27] [SONG] E
This time
[18:28] [SONG] E
It is for us...
[18:31] [SONG] E
Let the universe expand, SPARK!
[18:36] [SONG] E
A ship called PriPirates
[18:39] [SONG] E
A ship that swallows up the future
[18:43] [SONG] E
Captured by no one
[18:46] [SONG] E
Aim for NEO DIMENSION!
[18:49] [SONG] E
Let the sails catch your dreams
[18:51] [SONG] E
Open a hole in the galaxy
[18:55] [SONG] E
To places no one else has reached
[18:58] [SONG] E
Shake the vanguard of history
[19:02] All
Making drama, switch on!
[19:03] [SONG] E
Advance and GO!!
[19:11] Falulu
Help!
[19:16] [SONG] E
Allow me to tell you
[19:20] [SONG] E
What determines the value of a treasure
[19:24] [SONG] E
Is how much passion you have, your HEART
[19:25] Fuwari
I'm here to save you.
[19:26] Hibiki
Resound throughout the world!
[19:28] All
PriPirates adventure!
[19:29] [SONG] E
A ship called PriPirates
[19:32] [SONG] E
A BODY shining brighter than the stars
[19:34] All
Glow stick time!
[19:36] [SONG] E
A one-of-a-kind pirate ship
[19:39] [SONG] E
Kicking aside rough waves
[19:42] [SONG] E
Into the distance
[19:44] [SONG] E
Stretches the Tricolore line
[19:48] [SONG] E
Living freely is my destiny
[19:51] [SONG] E
Creating and expanding this NEO DIMENSION
[19:56] [SONG] E
Advance and GO!!
[20:04] All
You're so wonderful!
[20:06] All
Tricolore, you can do it!
[20:12] Parisnee
The Idol Time System has
been installed at PriParis.
[20:16] Both
All right!
[20:18] Hibiki
It can't be helped.
I'll make an exception for it.
[20:20] Yui
Thank you.
[20:23] Yui
Let's split tickets, everyone.
[20:35] Parisnii
Now let's have Ando-san, the
manager of the winning team,
[20:38] Parisnii
perform the PriPara can-can.
[20:41] Hibiki
What's wrong, Ando?
[20:43] Ando
My leg cramped up when I fell in the sea.
[20:47] Hibiki
What?!
[20:47] Yagiko
Baa?!
[20:48] Yui
It's dreamy okay.
[20:50] Yui
To thank you for today, Paparajuku's
dreamy-dream team will dance instead.
SIGN Paparajuku Theater
[20:56] All
PriParis can-can, what a fun can-can!
[20:59] All
Can-can, can-can, bear-can, can-can!
[21:03] All
Dance and dance the bear-bear can-can!
[21:05] All
Number one, number one, bear-bear can-can!
[21:08] Parisnii
Non, what are you doing?
[21:10] Parisnee
Why not? They're having fun.
[21:13] Laala
Yui, nice idea.
[21:15] Laala
That helped us promote Paparajuku.
[21:17] Yui
Yeah.
[21:22] Falulu
So this is the clock tower.
[21:23] Gaaruru
There's one in Paparajuku, too, gaaru.
[21:27] Falulu
I see her. She's a vocal doll, just like us.
[21:32] Falulu
But...
[21:34] Falulu
There's another.
[21:36] Gaaruru
Falulu, do you feel it, too, gaaru?
[21:39] Falulu
Yeah. Who is she?
[21:51] Hibiki
She's late. Why hasn't she arrived?
[21:55] Shuka
Sorry I'm late.
[21:57] Shuka
Since you hadn't come
to our meeting location,
[22:00] Shuka
I came here on my own.
[22:03] Hibiki
I see.
[22:05] Hibiki
How unfortunate.
[22:10] Hibiki
Welcome, Lady Shuka.
[22:12] Hibiki
It's an honor to see my sister,
the original divine idol.
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[23:50] Mimiko
Jigoku Mimiko has returned.
[23:54] Yui
Head Monitor Jigoku!
[23:55] Laala
Welcome home!
[23:57] Mimiko
I won't hesitate anymore.
[23:59] Mimiko
In order to achieve my forgotten dream...
[24:01] Yui
You're dreamy finally
going to debut as an idol?
[24:03] Laala
You have our support, got it.
[24:04] Mimiko
Such a pity.
[24:06] Mimiko
And there's one more thing I must
say to that very important person.
[24:13] Mimiko
Next time, "I Became a Hell Idol?!"
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[24:16] All
Gather round, everyone!
[24:18] All
It's time to be idols!
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