E4 - Good to See You! It's Mirei!

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[00:01] Laala
    The cafe opens today.
[00:03] Yui
    Yeah. I'm dreamy excited.
[00:06] Yui
    And not just for the cafe.
[00:08] Yui
    Paparajuku's PriPara is
    becoming dreamy lively.
[00:13] Mirei
    Laala, have you been well, pri?
[00:15] Laala
    Mirei.
[00:16] Laala
    Yeah. You seem well, too.
[00:19] Mirei
    How are things over there, pri?
[00:21] Mirei
    One trillion people must've
    been an exaggeration,
[00:23] Mirei
    but are you doing reasonably well, pri?
[00:26] Laala
    Y-Yeah...
[00:28] (Flashback) Minami
    Laala, everything is going
    smoothly over here.
[00:31] (Flashback) Minami
    Is Paparajuku's PriPara hyping
    up according to plan?
[00:35] (Flashback) Minami
    My calculations show you're
    not doing very well.
[00:38] (Flashback) Laala
    Huh? Oh, uh, actually...
[00:41] (Flashback) Laala
    No, that's not true.
[00:43] (Flashback) Minami
    Really?
[00:44] (Flashback) Laala
    I'm a divine idol, too.
[00:46] (Flashback) Laala
    It's practically too exciting.
[00:48] (Flashback) Laala
    I've got almost one trillion
    people. It's hard work.
[00:50] (Flashback) Minami
    The Earth's population is seven billion.
[00:54] Yui
    Wow, the menu's so full of stylish
    options, I don't know what to choose.
[00:57] Yui
    What? You have to wait a
    whole hour for a crepe?
[01:00] Yui
    It must be so popular.
[01:01] Laala
    Yui, what are you fantasizing about?
[01:03] Mirei
    What? That's amazing, pri.
[01:06] Yui
    They sold out of Paparajuku's famous
    PriParusk 15 minutes after opening.
[01:11] Yui
    Too bad.
[01:12] Yui
    What? There are more big-name
    brand stores than Parajuku?
[01:15] Yui
    It's the dreamy best.
[01:17] Mirei
    That many?
[01:18] Mirei
    Laala, I'm impressed, pri.
[01:20] Mirei
    You're doing a great job
    as a divine idol, pri.
[01:23] Laala
    Uh, well, you know...
[01:26] Mirei
    I'm so excited to visit tomorrow, pri.
[01:29] Laala
    What? You're coming here?
[01:31] Mirei
    Osaka's PriPara reaches
    maximum capacity every day.
[01:34] Mirei
    Since we reached our target attendance
    so quickly, my job's done for now, pri.
[01:39] Mirei
    They gave me time off,
    so I can finally visit you, pri.
[01:42] Laala
    What?!
[01:43] Mirei
    See you tomorrow, pri.
[01:46] Laala
    Got it.
[01:47] Laala
    Yui, what should I do?
[01:49] Laala
    Mirei is coming here tomorrow.
[01:51] Yui
    What? Mirei-san?
[01:52] Yui
    You mean Mirei-san, also of SoLaMi♥SMILE,
[01:55] Yui
    who ends her sentences with "pri?"
[01:58] Mirei
    Get you, pri!
[02:00] Yui
    How dreamy wonderful!
[02:02] Yui
    Pri, pri! Mirei-san!
[02:20] Yui
    Idol Time
[02:23] Yui
    PriPara
SIGN    Good to see you! It's Mirei!
[03:41] Laala
    What should I do?
[03:43] Laala
    Mirei is coming.
[03:47] Yui
    Is it bad if Mirei-san comes?
[03:49] Laala
    The truth is...
[03:51] Yui
    What?!
[03:53] Yui
    Why did you lie about that?
[03:55] Laala
    Because...
[03:56] Yui
    You should've been honest and told
    her there aren't any shops yet.
[04:03] Yui
    Aren't you and Mirei-san both
    members of SoLaMi♥SMILE?
[04:06] Laala
    Yeah, but both Mirei and Sophie are working
    hard at their respective PriPara.
[04:13] Laala
    They've got their hands full already.
[04:15] Laala
    I didn't want them to worry about me.
[04:19] Yui
    I dreamy see.
[04:21] Punikon
    Puni...
[04:22] Laala
    Also, Mirei is scary when
    she goes into lecture mode.
[04:26] Laala
    If she sees this, she'll be furious.
[04:29] Takki
    Synchronization complete!
[04:31] Both
    Huh? What?
[04:32] Takki
    Trickles at first, steamy inside.
[04:35] Takki
    Don't open the lid even if daddy cries.
[04:40] Takki
    Laala-san, are you worried about something?
[04:43] Laala
    Takki is speaking.
[04:45] Laala
    And his tone is different, too.
[04:47] Yui
    Dreamy cute.
[04:49] Takki
    Let's solve that problem with hologramation.
[04:52] Laala
    Oh, right. Let's give it a shot.
[04:56] Mega
    Hologramation?
[04:58] Mega
    Unfortunately, it's not available for use.
[05:01] Both
    What?!
[05:02] Mega
    Because this PriPara has so few
    users, we're conserving power.
[05:06] Mega
    Hologramation consumes energy.
[05:09] Laala
    Can't you make an exception?
[05:12] Laala
    We don't need all of it,
    just a little would do.
SIGN    Divine Idol Coupon
    Effective while divine idol status is maintained
[05:15] Laala
    Please accept this idol
    coupon in exchange...
[05:20] Mega
    Very well. Just one, then.
[05:23] Both
    Thank you!
[05:24] Punikon
    Puni!
[05:26] Laala
    There we go.
[05:27] Laala
    Power on.
[05:36] Both
    Wow!
[05:38] Yui
    I have a good idea.
[05:41] Yui
    Let's borrow the mannequins
    in the Prism Stone store.
[05:46] Woman
    Lunch, anyone?
[05:48] Minami
    Ma'am, one okonomiyaki
    and rice lunch, please.
SIGN    Okonomiyaki and Rice Lunch
     Real authentic flavor!
[05:52] Woman
    Here you go. Thank you.
[05:59] Yui
    The mannequins make this
    place look packed. And...
[06:04] Yui
    Tada! I made this out of cardboard.
[06:08] Yui
    See? Doesn't it look like
    there are lots of people?
[06:12] Laala
    I'm impressed.
[06:13] Laala
    You can't tell at all at a glance.
[06:17] Yui
    Right?
[06:19] Laala
    It might even look like there
    are one trillion guests.
[06:24] Laala
    But I feel like something's
    missing. What could it be?
[06:28] Yui
    It might be too quiet.
[06:30] Takki
    Let me handle that.
[06:32] Yui
    Takki?
[06:33] Takki
    Here are some freshly cooked crowd noises.
[06:40] Laala
    Wow, it suddenly became lively.
[06:43] Yui
    Nice one, Takki.
[06:44] Yui
    Laala, this will work.
    This will totally work.
[06:47] Yui
    Not even Mirei-san will
    notice it's a fake crowd.
[06:51] Laala
    Yeah. Thanks, everyone.
SIGN    Welcome, Mirei
[06:56] Yui
    I came too early.
[06:59] Yui
    I hope preparations are going okay.
[07:10] Minami
    Are you Yui-san?
[07:13] Yui
    Yes?
[07:14] Yui
    Wow, what a plain girl.
[07:16] Yui
    Huh? Is she a fan of mine?
[07:19] Yui
    This is my chance to invite her to PriPara.
[07:21] Yui
    Is this your first time here?
[07:24] Minami
    Yes.
[07:25] Yui
    Welcome to PriPara!
[07:27] Yui
    Don't worry.
[07:28] Yui
    Even the shiest, most
    serious, and unpopular girl
[07:32] Yui
    can become a wonderful idol
    when she goes inside.
[07:35] Yui
    That's PriPara.
[07:36] Yui
    Do you like PriPara?
[07:39] Minami
    Yes...
[07:41] Yui
    Then you'll be fine.
[07:44] Minami
    I agree.
[07:46] Yui
    It's not quite time yet.
[07:49] Yui
    You must feel anxious going in alone.
[07:50] Yui
    I'll show you around.
[07:54] Minami
    Thank you.
[08:03] ---
    Pyon!
[08:06] Yui
    PriPara change!
[08:11] Yui
    Dreamy cute!
[08:14] Mirei
    PriPara change!
[08:20] Mirei
    Pri, pri!
[08:25] Mirei
    Yui-chan, thanks for showing me around, pri.
[08:28] Yui
    Y-You're Mirei-san? What a transformation!
[08:32] Yui
    What am I going to do? I'm such an idiot!
[08:35] Yui
    How could I behave so audaciously
    towards the divine idol Mirei-san?
[08:39] Yui
    I'll never come back from this!
[08:41] Mirei
    You're a funny girl, pri.
[08:42] Yui
    I'm dreamy sorry...
[08:43] Mirei
    I like you, pri.
[08:45] Laala
    Mirei, you've already
    become friends with Yui.
[08:48] Mirei
    That voice. Laala!
[08:50] Mirei
    It's been forever, pri.
[08:55] Mirei
    Laala, why are you still small, pri?
[08:58] Laala
    Um...
[09:01] Mirei
    What?!
[09:03] Mirei
    The system bugged out when
    you scanned a broken ticket?
[09:08] Mirei
    That's what happened, pri?
[09:10] Mirei
    Seriously, pri?
[09:13] Mirei
    So this is Paparajuku's PriPara.
[09:17] Mirei
    One trillion may have been an exaggeration,
    but it seems pretty busy, pri.
[09:20] Laala
    Don't stare too much.
[09:23] Mirei
    Why not, pri?
[09:27] Punikon
    Puni, puni.
[09:29] Mirei
    How cute, pri.
[09:30] Both
    Punikon, nice timing!
[09:32] Yui
    This is my manager Punikon.
[09:35] Mirei
    Nice to meet you, pri.
[09:36] Puni
    Punikon.
[09:37] Mirei
    Anyway, you've got a new
    manager and a new PriPara.
[09:42] Mirei
    Everything's so shiny and
    new. I'm jealous, pri.
[09:45] Laala
    I know! There's a delicious pudding
    shop near Paparajuku station.
[09:50] Laala
    You've seen enough of PriPara.
    Why don't we go there to eat?
[09:54] Mirei
    I'd rather you show me around
    this new PriPara, pri.
[09:58] Mirei
    My best friend divine idol Laala is
    working hard on this PriPara, pri.
[10:03] Mirei
    I want to burn it into my memory, pri.
[10:05] Laala
    O-Okay...
[10:06] Mirei
    Laala's PriPara, Laala's
    PriPara. I'm so excited, pri.
[10:07] Laala
    I can't lie to Mirei.
[10:09] Laala
    I'll tell her the truth and apologize.
[10:12] Laala
    Listen, Mirei. The truth is...
[10:14] Mirei
    Wow. Paparajuku's PriPara
    really is amazing, pri.
[10:19] Mirei
    Pri.
[10:21] Mirei
    You'd never find a girl as stiff
    as this anywhere else, pri.
[10:27] Mirei
    And that's enough out of you, pri!
[10:29] Takki
    Rice-a-sorry.
[10:32] Mirei
    Power off.
[10:46] Mirei
    What's going on, pri?
[10:48] Mirei
    It's totally empty, pri!
[10:50] Both
    We're sorry!
[10:51] Mirei
    Laala, I'm angry, pri!
[10:53] Laala
    Of course you're angry.
[10:55] Laala
    Despite being a divine idol,
    I'm completely useless.
[10:58] Mirei
    Don't say that, pri!
[11:00] Laala
    Mirei?
[11:02] Mirei
    You violated our friendship, pri.
[11:04] Mirei
    You should discuss your problems
    with your best friend first, pri.
[11:08] Laala
    Mirei!
[11:11] Mirei
    But now there are no secrets between us, pri.
[11:14] Mirei
    Right, Yui-chan?
[11:16] Both
    Uh...
[11:18] Mirei
    There's more, pri?
[11:20] Laala
    The truth is, an Idol Time Grand Prix is
    going to be held in Paparajuku, but...
[11:27] (Flashback) Mega
    However, if enough participants
    aren't gathered to hold the contest,
[11:31] (Flashback) Mega
    then Paparajuku's PriPara will be closed.
[11:33] (Flashback) Mega
    Laala-san, you'll lose
    your divine idol status.
[11:37] Both
    What?
[11:38] Laala
    But I'll make the Grand Prix a success.
[11:42] Mirei
    Given the circumstances, I'm impressed
    you can confidently say that, pri.
[11:46] Mirei
    It can't be helped, pri.
[11:48] Mirei
    As the person who filled the
    Osaka PriPara to capacity,
[11:52] Mirei
    I'll give you a hand, pri.
[11:55] Both
    All right! We love you, Mirei-san!
[11:58] Punikon
    Puni!
SIGN    PriPara
[12:09] Minami
    So I, divine idol Minami Mirei,
[12:14] Minami
    will lecture those present at the Avocado
    Academy girls dorm on the appeal of PriPara.
[12:19] All
    PriPara, huh?
[12:20] All
    Not interested.
[12:22] Minami
    Take a look at this.
[12:24] Laala
    Fwip.
SIGN    Made more friends 89% Became more cheerful 92% Every day is fun 96% Not sad even without a boyfriend 77%
[12:25] Minami
    Made more friends, became more cheerful,
    every day is fun, and more.
[12:31] Minami
    My research shows that getting into
    PriPara offers all these merits.
[12:36] Minami
    Furthermore, everyone is an idol at PriPara.
[12:39] Minami
    That's right, even me.
[12:42] Minami
    Set one foot inside PriPara,
    and as you can see,
[12:45] Minami
    you'll transform into a sparkling idol.
[12:51] Minami
    Try coming sometime.
[12:53] Minami
    I know you'll find a new you.
[13:00] Mimiko
    The walls have ears.
[13:03] Mimiko
    The doors have ears.
[13:07] Mimiko
    Head school monitor, Jigoku Mimiko,
    secretly heard everything.
[13:15] Girl
    Head monitor Jigoku has arrived!
[13:19] Minami
    Head school monitor of Avocado Academy.
[13:22] Minami
    What business do you have with Paparik
    Academy's head school monitor, Minami Mirei?
[13:26] Mimiko
    Avocado Academy school rules article 171!
[13:29] Mimiko
    You entered another school's dorm!
[13:32] Mimiko
    Article 878!
[13:34] Mimiko
    Held an unauthorized lecture!
[13:36] Mimiko
    Article 5151!
[13:38] Mimiko
    And lured pure female students into
    the evil temptation of PriPara!
[13:43] Mimiko
    As the head school monitor,
    I cannot allow this!
[13:49] Minami
    Interesting.
[13:51] Minami
    I'll show you the spirit of
    Naniwa I tempered in Osaka.
[13:56] Mimiko
    Oh?
[13:57] Minami
    By the way, Jigoku-san,
[13:59] Minami
    are you familiar with Avocado
    Academy school rules article 373?
[14:05] Minami
    Article 373.
[14:07] Minami
    Students must be welcoming towards
    students of other schools.
[14:12] Minami
    In other words, your attitude towards
    me is a violation of the school rules.
[14:17] Mimiko
    Unfortunately, here at Avocado Academy,
[14:20] Mimiko
    I am permitted to ignore the school
    rules when a student is in danger.
[14:26] Laala
    But we're not in danger.
[14:28] All
    Yeah.
[14:31] Mimiko
    It'll be too late once
    you're actually in danger,
[14:34] Mimiko
    so I'm preventing that before it happens.
[14:37] Yui
    Isn't that none of your business?
[14:40] All
    Yeah.
[14:42] Mimiko
    I'm doing this for you!
[14:44] Minami
    You're not fit to be a school monitor.
[14:47] Mimiko
    What?
[14:48] Minami
    Since you're so keen-eared,
[14:50] Minami
    you've surely heard of the National
    School Monitor Contest, haven't you?
SIGN    National School Monitor Contest
[14:54] Mimiko
    Of course.
[14:55] Mimiko
    Every elite school monitor aspires
    to participate in the legendary...
[15:00] Mimiko
    Could it be?
[15:02] Minami
    Yes.
[15:03] Minami
    As the three-time champion and
    hall-of-famer, allow me to show you.
[15:14] Minami
    This is how you post a
    ticket on a rule breaker.
[15:18] Mimiko
    Such perfect form...
[15:21] Minami
    If you regret losing, then go practice it
    one thousand times in front of a mirror.
[15:26] Mimiko
    Y-You'll pay for this!
[15:28] Minami
    The troublesome Jigoku-san is gone now.
[15:31] Minami
    If you'd like to go to
    PriPara now, come with us.
[15:35] All
    Okay!
[15:38] Yui
    This is a secret tunnel leading to PriPara.
[15:41] Yui
    By using this tunnel, even if the school
    monitors block the road to PriPara,
[15:45] Yui
    you can still get there
    without being found out.
[15:47] Girl
    Does PriPara have roller coasters?
[15:50] Girl
    I don't know. I'm not sure.
[15:52] Laala
    Nobody knows about Paparajuku's PriPara.
[15:56] Yui
    They weren't dreamy interested at all.
[15:59] Laala
    But if this place were broadcast more on TV,
[16:02] Laala
    I bet more people would
    think it seems like fun.
[16:06] Minami
    Then why don't you spread
    information on it yourselves?
[16:09] Both
    How?
[16:10] Minami
    Nowadays we have PriTube and Pripri Doga.
[16:14] Minami
    With online distribution,
[16:15] Minami
    you can reach people in other towns and
    you don't need any major equipment.
[16:20] Minami
    I'm sure Meganee will help you, too.
[16:23] Yui
    I'm dreamy surprised!
[16:24] Laala
    Way to go, president!
[16:26] Minami
    We need to do more to promote PriPara
    to the girls of Paparajuku.
[16:32] Laala
    Hup.
[16:39] Minami
    Everyone, do you have your tickets?
[16:42] Minami
    Did you get your window
    bags and idol watches?
[16:45] All
    Yes!
[16:50] All
    That's so cute!
[16:52] All
    Yours is cute, too!
[16:54] Mirei
    You all look so different.
[16:56] All
    Mirei-san!
[16:58] All
    You were right! We met our new selves!
[17:01] All
    Thank you!
[17:04] Mega
    Your idol time has maxed out.
[17:06] Mega
    You may perform a three minute concert.
[17:08] All
    Mirei-san, I want to see you perform.
[17:12] Yui
    Dreamy me, too.
[17:14] All
    We all want to see!
[17:16] Mirei
    I don't have a choice, pri.
[17:18] Mirei
    Laala, should we put on a show again?
[17:20] Laala
    Got it.
[17:23] Yui
    I need to get Meganee-san
    to put this online.
[17:37] Mega
    Scan your ticket once for each outfit.
[17:40] Mega
    You can scan your friends' tickets, too.
[17:43] Both
    Idol time, countdown!
[17:45] Punikon
    Puni!
[17:47] Mega
    You wouldn't expect less
    from a divine idol.
[17:49] Mega
    That's a high-level technique using
    overlapping fabrics of stripes in a variety of colors.
[17:53] Laala
    Happy emblem cherry outfit, got it!
[17:59] Mega
    Mirei-san's blue is wonderful, too.
[18:02] Mega
    All the button pins on her
    outfit are a touch punk, too.
[18:05] Mirei
    Happy emblem aqua outfit!
[18:08] Mirei
    Start, pri!
[18:21] [SONG] E
    Dreams times full power,
    friendship times friendship
[18:27] [SONG] E
    Mix it, mix it so it's marbled,
    let's go beyond paradise!
[18:39] [SONG] E
    I want to know the playful gestures, the
    miracles that make you do a double take
[18:45] [SONG] E
    The two who don't get along are
    aiming to become divine idols
[18:51] [SONG] E
    Chase the BEAT, push them aside
[18:54] [SONG] E
    Neither natural or cat-eyed, let's
    become girls with NON STYLE dream faces
[19:03] [SONG] E
    Put a smile on your eyelids, pat pat
[19:09] [SONG] E
    Become a new me Let's make up
[19:14] Both
    Making drama, switch on!
[19:16] [SONG] E
    Dreams times full power, voice
    times don't let it escape
[19:23] [SONG] E
    It can't be measured with numbers,
    break the parameters of your heart!
[19:35] [SONG] E
    It's okay to give in to your curiosity
[19:41] [SONG] E
    But giving in to your regrets
    is not okay! Not okay!!
[19:43] Both
    Fresh sweets park!
[19:48] Both
    Glow stick time!
[19:49] [SONG] E
    Dreams times full power,
    friendship times friendship
[19:56] [SONG] E
    Make and open marble paradise a-ha-ha!
[19:56] Laala
    Got it!
[19:57] Mirei
    Pri, pri!
[20:02] Yui
    Wow! What are those outfits?
[20:07] [SONG] E
    Marble
[20:24] Mega
    Both Mirei-san and Laala-san have been
    awarded super glow stick outfits.
[20:31] Mirei
    I'm surprised I got such a rare
    outfit at Paparajuku, pri.
[20:35] Laala
    I was so caught up in it I didn't
    notice, but in any case, all right.
[20:39] Yui
    Dreamy amazing. No wonder
    they're divine idols.
[20:42] Yui
    That was the best performance.
[20:53] Girl
    This idol called Mirei is Minami-san
    who came today, right?
[20:57] Girl
    She looks totally different.
[20:59] Girl
    Maybe I'll visit PriPara, too.
[21:09] All
    We'll be back!
[21:11] Takki
    Okay!
[21:12] Mirei
    Bye, pri!
[21:12] Takki
    Come back when you're free!
[21:16] Mirei
    This is Mirei, pri.
[21:18] Mirei
    What? I'm being assigned to Ibaraki next?
[21:21] Mirei
    Got it, pri. I'll head there now.
[21:25] Laala
    What? Mirei, you're leaving already?
[21:28] Mirei
    Divine idols are busy, pri.
[21:30] Mirei
    Laala, if you find yourself in trouble
    again, talk to me first, pri.
[21:34] Laala
    Got it.
[21:36] Mirei
    And Yui-san.
[21:37] Yui
    Yes?
[21:38] Mirei
    Yui, look after Laala, pri.
[21:41] Yui
    I will.
[21:44] Mirei
    Work hard, pri!
[21:50] Takki
    Silky smooth.
[21:52] Mimiko
    National model school monitor
    hall-of-famer Minami Mirei...
[21:58] Mimiko
    I can't believe she even memorized
    Avocado Academy's school rules.
[22:04] Mimiko
    I hate to admit it, but
    I acknowledge her talents.
[22:07] Mimiko
    But this Mirei character is the worst!
[22:11] Mimiko
    PriPara...
[22:15] Mimiko
    It is inexcusable!
SIGN    Next Time
[23:51] Kuma
    Hello! It's been a while, bear!
[23:53] Kuma
    This ultra super divine manager has
    arrived in Paparajuku's PriPara, bear!
[23:57] Punikon
    Punikon?
[23:57] Kuma
    You're the new manager, bear?
[23:59] Kuma
    Whether or not an idol shines comes
    down to their manager's skills, bear!
[24:03] Kuma
    And I'll show you exactly
    how to do it, bear!
[24:06] Punikon
    Puni?
[24:07] Kuma
    Don't get ahead of yourself just
    because you're kind of cute, bear!
[24:10] Kuma
    Let's grind out this super
    strict training, bear!
[24:13] Kuma
    Next time, "Punikon's
    Manager Training, Bear!"
SIGN    Punikon's Manager Training, Bear!
[24:16] All
    Gather round, everyone!
[24:18] All
    It's time to be idols!