E8 - It Ain't a Building

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SIGN    * D i s c l a i m e r
SIGN    Many scenes in this program will appear to present a biased view of the people of Nagoya and the surrounding region. Please bear in mind that these scenes are strictly the opinions of the characters and may not represent reality, and enjoy it as a program filled with love for Nagoya.
SIGN    +α/Alfakyun.
[00:00] Na
    Na: Many scenes in this program will appear
[00:02] Na
    to present a biased view of the people
    of Nagoya and the surrounding region,
[00:06] Na
    but please enjoy this program
    filled with love for Nagoya.
[00:10] Na
    Now, please listen to
    "Imaginary Love" by +α/Alfakyun.!
[00:14] Jin
    Wait, wait!
[00:15] Jin
    The anime comes first!
SIGN    "It Ain't a Building"
[00:17] Jin
    Whoa, these are expensive.
[00:19] Jin
    When in the world am I gonna be
    able to take decent pictures?
[00:23] Mai
    I have a lens I'm not using.
[00:25] ---
    Want to borrow it?
[00:26] Jin
    Can I?
[00:27] Mai
    It's from my old camera,
    so I don't use it with my new one.
[00:31] Jin
    Thanks.
[00:33] Jin
    Now that my camera has a new look,
    I want to take pictures of something.
[00:37] Jin
    But what should I...
SIGN    Accepting Applications!
    
    Your Town's
    Symbol Photo Contest
[00:40] Jin
    Hey, why don't we do this?
[00:42] Yanna
    Sure. Good luck with that.
[00:44] Jin
    I meant all of us!
[00:47] Mai
    The symbol of our town, huh?
[00:50] Mai
    I guess that would be the
    golden Nobunaga statue.
[00:52] Mai
    I heard it cost 30 million yen to make.
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[00:55] Jin
    What?! Where is it?
[00:57] Mai
    In Gifu.
[00:58] Mai
    There are Nobunaga statues all over Japan,
[01:00] Mai
    but ours is the only golden one.
[01:02] Jin
    Gold? Also, it's in Gifu?!
[01:04] Yanna
    Then how 'bout the Wedded Rocks?
[01:06] Jin
    Are they in Nagoya?
[01:08] Yanna
    Nope. Ise.
[01:09] Jin
    Ise?! That won't work, then!
[01:12] Yanna
    A symbol of Nagoya, huh?
[01:14] Yanna
    Nana-chan?
[01:15] Mai
    Or the beckoning cat of Osu?
[01:18] Jin
    Don't you have Nagoya Castle?!
[01:21] Mai
    Jin-senpai, please listen calmly.
[01:25] Mai
    Nagoya Castle... is not interesting at all!
[01:27] Jin
    Stop! Don't say things like that!
[01:30] Yanna
    Inuyama Castle in Inuyama is better.
[01:33] Jin
    Why did you bring up the name
    of a different castle?!
[01:35] Rara
    There are lots of castles in Shizuoka, too.
[01:39] Rara
    Like Hamamatsu Castle, Sunpu Castle,
    Kakegawa Castle...
[01:43] Jin
    We're talking about Nagoya,
    so it has to be Nagoya Castle!
[01:47] Mai
    To be frank, Nagoya Castle is famous
    for being a disappointment.
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[01:52] Mai
    The real Nagoya Castle burned down,
[01:55] Mai
    so almost nothing original is left.
[01:58] Mai
    It's made of concrete now,
    with just a little museum inside.
[02:03] Mai
    It's otherwise known as a
    building shaped like a castle.
[02:07] Jin
    That's too mean!
[02:08] Yato
    What're y'all fussin' about?
[02:11] Jin
    Yatogame, you think Nagoya Castle
    is the symbol of Nagoya, don't you?
[02:15] Jin
    Yeah! That shachihoko!
[02:17] Jin
    That's totally it!
[02:19] ---
    It must be if you're wearing one!
[02:21] Jin
    Yatogame, the castle's shachihoko
    are made of real gold, right?
[02:25] Yato
    Yeah, which is why they've
    been stolen tons of times.
[02:29] Jin
    Huh?! Those huge statues?
[02:31] Yato
    One time, the thief got ten years in prison.
[02:35] Yato
    Another one got the firing squad.
[02:38] Yato
    And another one was dealt with in secret
[02:40] ---
    by the military because he
    was a former serviceman.
[02:43] Yato
    No one knows what happened to him.
[02:46] Jin
    Scary! That's scary!
[02:48] Yato
    So yeah, it's best ya don't get too close.
[02:51] Mai
    If you want to go, go by yourself.
[02:53] Jin
    What? You're really not going?
[02:56] Jin
    Wait, it's over just like that?!
[02:57] Jin
    Hey!
SIGN    He didn't get to go.
SIGN    Yatogame-chan Kansatsu Nikki Volume 2