E3 - This Ain't Trainin'

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SIGN    * D i s c l a i m e r
SIGN    Many scenes in this program will appear to present a biased view of the people of Nagoya and the surrounding region. Please bear in mind that these scenes are strictly the opinions of the characters and may not represent reality, and enjoy it as a program filled with love for Nagoya.
SIGN    This Ain't Trainin'
[00:05] Jin
    I-I-Is this...
SIGN    I'll be waiting at Uramonzen Park From Ms. T
[00:07] Jin
    a love letter?!
[00:09] Yanna
    Hey, y'all got the same letter, too?
[00:09] Jin
    Yeah, I didn't think so.
    Of course it wouldn't be.
[00:11] Mai
    Yes.
[00:12] Jin
    So who is "T," then?
[00:16] Rara
    Ms. T has arrived!
[00:17] Yanna
    Uh, no, you're Rara-chan.
[00:17] Rara
    Photography club members,
    I've gathered you here for one reason.
[00:19] Yato
    What the heck is she doin'?
[00:22] Yanna
    You look like you're
    wondering how I know you.
[00:24] Rara
    You see, your club advisor
    asked me to train all of you.
[00:28] Jin
    You're just gonna keep pretending
    we don't know who you are, huh?
[00:30] Rara
    What your photos lack is fighting spirit!
[00:33] Jin
    Our photos?!
[00:34] Rara
    Now, come! Try to take this ball from me!
[00:37] Yanna
    Is that gonna help us take better photos?
[00:39] Jin
    But Rara-chan-sensei seems slow,
    so it should be easy... to...
[00:44] Rara
    Are you serious?
[00:45] Yanna
    Don't underestimate her!
SIGN    Shimizu S-Pulse
SIGN    Júbilo Iwata
SIGN    Fujieda MYFC
SIGN    Azul Claro Numazu
[00:46] Yanna
    Shizuoka is Japan's leading soccer kingdom!
[00:48] Yanna
    They have four J-League teams!
[00:50] Jin
    But Tokyo only has three?!
SIGN    Ms. T
    Come! Bring it on!
[00:52] Rara
    Come! Bring it on!
SIGN    1st
SIGN    Shizuoka
    Mie
SIGN    Arrrgh!
SIGN    1st
SIGN    Shizuoka
    Mie
SIGN    Prez
     got sent flying!
[00:56] Mai
    Prez got sent flying!
[00:57] Jin
    What just happened?!
[00:59] Yanna
    Someone from Mie, a prefecture
    with no J-League teams, could never...
[01:01] Yanna
    May the light shine on Veertien Mie...
SIGN    Flop...
[01:03] Mai
    Prez!
SIGN    Yatoga
SIGN    Veertien Mie is a Mie-based
    soccer team founded in 2012
    that aspires to become a
    J-League team. Many athletes
    native to Mie Prefecture have
     played for the team, and its
    love for its homeland is strong.
    We're all excited to see where
     they go from here!
[01:05] Mai
    Looks like I have no choice
    but to go myself.
[01:07] Jin
    Huh?! You sure?
[01:09] Mai
    Gifu has a J-League team called FC Gifu.
[01:12] Mai
    And unbelievably, they've even signed on
    players from Japan's national team.
[01:16] Mai
    So I must have a hidden
    power in me somewh—
[01:19] Yato
    Ya can't do it.
[01:20] Jin
    At least let her try.
[01:22] Rara
    Looks like your star player's up now.
[01:24] Yato
    I ain't gonna lose to you.
[01:27] Jin
    Wait, who...
[01:27] Mai
    There's no mistaking that tone of voice!
[01:30] Mai
    It's the mascot of Nagoya's
    beloved J1 soccer team!
[01:33] Yato
    Victory will be ours at Toyota
    and Paloma Mizuho!
SIGN    Na
SIGN    Mo
[01:36] Mai
    She's been possessed by Grampus-kun!
SIGN    Roar...
[01:38] Rara
    I can see why he won the vote
    for the J-League's best mascot!
[01:41] Rara
    In that case...
[01:42] Rara
    The stance of the Shimizu
    S-Pulse mascot, PUL-chan!
SIGN    Rumble...
[01:52] Rara
    S-Pulse!
[01:52] Jin
    A cheering match?
    Why even have the ball anymore?
[01:55] Mai
    I guess we have no choice now.
[01:57] Mai
    Hey, you two! There's something
    on the ground near you!
[02:00] Rara
    On the ground?! It can't be!
    S-Pulse is a J1 team!
[02:04] Yato
    Grampus is forever!
[02:08] Mai
    I did it!
SIGN    Nagoya Grampus
    Demoted to J2 for the
     first time in 2016
SIGN    Shimizu S-Pulse
    Demoted to J2 for the
     first time in 2015
[02:09] Jin
    Yatogame's dead too, though!
[02:12] Rara
    I'm sorry!
[02:13] Rar
    I just wanted to help somehow,
    but it didn't work out!
[02:17] Jin
    That's not true.
[02:18] Rara
    Huh?!
[02:19] Jin
    You gave me some good practice
    in dynamic photography.
[02:24] Rara
    I'm so glad! I thought
    I was of no use at all!
[02:28] Rara
    Thanks to their somewhat hapless advisor,
    the club took a step forward.
[02:33] Yanna
    So where'd ya get "T" out of
    "Shonai Rara," anyway?
SIGN    Uramonzen Park
[02:36] Rara
    It's "T" for "tea," of course.
[02:37] Yanna
    We were s'posed to get that?!
SIGN    Shiharu and Nanaho
[02:39] Shiharu
    Shiharu and...
[02:40] Nanaho
    ...Nanaho.
[02:42] Shiharu
    Hiya! I'm Itemae Shiharu.
[02:43] Nanaho
    I'm Koshiyasu Nanoha.
[02:45] Shiharu
    I heard Nagoyans are super
    stingy with their money.
[02:49] Nanaho
    Osakans are pretty stingy too, aren't they?
[02:51] Shiharu
    Nope. Give us the tiniest discount,
    and we'll buy whatever.
[02:55] Nanaho
    But Nagoyans don't even haggle, do they?
[02:58] Shiharu
    Don't be silly!
SIGN    Yatogame-chan
    Kansatsu Nikki
    Volume 3!!!