E7 - Not Like That

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SIGN    * D i s c l a i m e r
SIGN    Many scenes in this program will appear to present a biased view of the people of Nagoya and the surrounding region. Please bear in mind that these scenes are strictly the opinions of the characters and may not represent reality, and enjoy it as a program filled with love for Nagoya.
[00:00] Yanna
    Many scenes in this program
    will appear to present a biased
[00:02] ---
    view of the people of Nagoya
    and the surrounding region.
[00:05] Yanna
    'Course, shrimp tempura musubi
    and miso katsu are from Mie,
[00:07] Yanna
    and Akafuku's way better
    if ya buy it from Ise!
[00:09] Yanna
    I mean, buyin' Akafuku in Nagoya is just...
[00:11] Yanna
    Y'know, never mind.
    This is gettin' on my nerves.
[00:13] Jin
    Talk about your mood swings!
SIGN    "Not Like That"
[00:17] Yanna
    Y'know, we never did throw a welcome
    party for our new club member.
[00:21] Jin
    Huh? For me? Aw, you don't have to...
[00:23] Yanna
    Oh, no need to be shy.
[00:25] Yanna
    We get more club funding since
    you joined, so we can go nuts!
[00:27] Mai
    We don't get the extra funds
    so soon after he joined.
[00:30] Yanna
    All right! We'll have it at school!
[00:32] Yanna
    No more than 300 yen per person on snacks!
[00:34] Jin
    That's a cheap welcome party for me!
[00:36] Yanna
    Okay, time to get Jin Kaito's
    welcome party started.
[00:40] Mai
    Yay!
[00:41] Jin
    This distance!
[00:43] Yanna
    Let's toast! Cheers!
[00:43] Jin
    This is the first time anyone's thrown
    me a welcome party... I'm excited.
[00:44] All
    Cheers!
[00:46] Yanna
    So anyway, on TV last night...
[00:48] Jin
    What, there's no particular party plan?!
[00:51] Yanna
    Oh, Monaka, you brought
    shiruko sandwiches, eh?
[00:54] Jin
    I know what those are!
[00:56] ---
    They have azuki beans inside, right?
[00:58] Jin
    I saw them on TV back in Tokyo.
[01:00] Jin
    I'm not a fan of azuki beans,
    but I always wanted to try—
[01:03] Yato
    These are mine.
[01:04] Jin
    What happened to my welcome party?
[01:05] Yato
    Shiruko sandwiches are
    the food of the devil.
[01:09] Yato
    Once ya open the bag and eat
    the first one, that's it.
[01:12] Yato
    Next thing ya know, you're grabbin' more...
SIGN    Shiruko
    Sandwiches
[01:14] Yato
    And ya can't stop until
    the whole bag's gone!
[01:18] Jin
    Give me one!
[01:20] Yanna
    Monaka sure does eat a lot
    of Nagoya foods, huh?
[01:23] Mai
    Even the locals don't usually eat that much.
[01:26] Jin
    What did you two bring?
[01:28] Yanna
    I just got stuff ya can get anywhere.
[01:30] Mai
    Same here.
SIGN    Onigiri
    Senbei
[01:31] Yanna
    See? Onigiri senbei!
SIGN    Crab Chips
[01:34] Mai
    I brought crab chips.
[01:37] Jin
    What are those?
[01:38] Both
    Huh?
[01:39] Yanna
    Wait, what're ya sayin'?
    They're onigiri senbei! Onigiri!
[01:42] Mai
    And crab chips! You know, crab-flavored!
[01:44] Jin
    Never seen them before.
[01:46] Yanna
    Onigiri senbei are made by a Mie company?!
[01:48] Mai
    The factory that makes
    crab chips is in Gifu?!
[01:50] Both
    I had no idea.
[01:52] Jin
    How are crab chips different from shrimp—
[01:54] Jin
    O-Okay, are onigiri senbei—ow!
[01:57] Jin
    Give me some!
[01:58] Mai
    By the way, what did you bring, Jin-senpai?
[02:00] Jin
    Uh, I just got normal stuff.
SIGN    Young Donuts
SIGN    Kuppy Ramune
SIGN    Baby Star Ramen
    Chicken Flavor
[02:03] Yanna
    Oh, Baby Star! And Young Donuts!
[02:05] Mai
    He has Kuppy Ramune, too.
[02:07] Jin
    They had these in Tokyo, too.
    They reminded me of that.
[02:12] Yato
    Tokyo?
[02:14] Yanna
    What's wrong, Monaka?
[02:16] Mai
    Yatogame-chan?
[02:19] Mai
    Jin-senpai, we...
[02:21] Mai
    have won this contest!
[02:23] Jin
    What contest?!
SIGN    Baby Star Ramen
    Chicken Flavor
SIGN    Kuppy Ramune
SIGN    Young Donuts
[02:24] Mai
    These snacks that you speak
    of as products of Tokyo...
[02:28] Mai
    The Young Donuts factory is in Gifu!
SIGN    Young Donuts
SIGN    Gifu
[02:30] Jin
    Wha—
[02:31] Yanna
    The Baby Star factory is in Mie!
SIGN    Baby Star Ramen
    Chicken Flavor
SIGN    Mie
[02:34] Yato
    And the Kuppy Ramune factory... is in Aichi!
SIGN    Kuppy Ramune
SIGN    Aichi
[02:40] Jin
    I don't believe it. My... My memories...
[02:44] Jin
    came from Aichi, Gifu, and Mie?
[02:46] Yato
    Give it up.
[02:48] ---
    The Tokai region has
    already invaded yer body.
[02:55] Jin
    But... what about my welcome party?
[02:58] ---