E2 - I Ain't Dumb

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SIGN    * D i s c l a i m e r
[00:00] Na
    Many scenes in this program will appear to present a biased view
     of the people of Nagoya and the surrounding region.
     Please bear in mind that these scenes are strictly the
     opinions of the characters and may not represent reality,
     and enjoy it as a program filled with love for Nagoya.
    
[00:04] Jin
    Air conditioning for the win!
SIGN    "I Ain't Dumb"
[00:06] Jin
    That Nagoya heat is deadly,
    huh? I might melt—
[00:08] Jin
    Yatogame's already melted beyond all help!
SIGN    Ooze
[00:10] Mai
    Senpai, take a look at these.
[00:12] Mai
    They're Yatogame-chan's midterm exams.
SIGN    Yatogame Monaka
[00:14] Mai
    It's almost time for finals,
    so if it keeps up...
[00:17] Yanna
    Just let us second-years handle it!
[00:19] Jin
    Huh? Me, too?!
[00:20] Mai
    Go on, Yatogame-chan.
    Ask Jin-senpai for help.
[00:24] Yato
    P-Please...
[00:26] Jin
    You're way too reluctant!
[00:28] Jin
    Okay, I'll give some easy questions,
     so try answering.
[00:30] Yato
    Fine.
SIGN    Q. Write the following in kanji:
    A peaceful (nagoyaka) atmosphere
    A: Peaceful (nagoyaka)
SIGN    Nagoya-ka
SIGN    Q: Write the following in English:
    "Breakfast"
SIGN    Morning
SIGN    Q: Write out the term expressed by the symbol:
    A: Root
SIGN    Chicken Wing
[00:37] Jin
    This is worse than I thought!
[00:38] Jin
    You keep trying to tie
    everything back to Nagoya!
[00:41] Yanna
    The modern literature one is even worse.
SIGN    It all went bonkers, so let's give 'er another go
SIGN    This is not a classic literature test
SIGN    Dialect
[00:43] Jin
    You wrote it all in the Nagoya dialect!
SIGN    Yatogame
    
    Good morning
SIGN    Hey, morning
SIGN    Yatogame
    
    I'll be there today
SIGN    Okay, cool
[00:45] Jin
    You used standard Japanese just fine before!
[00:47] Yato
    Yer the one who told me I didn't hafta!
[00:49] Jin
    You're blaming me?!
[00:51] Jin
    This is gonna be tough.
[00:52] Rara
    Just leave it to me!
[00:54] Rara
    The evening snack,
    a Lake Hamana specialty, Eel Pie!
SIGN    The Evening Snack
    Eel Pie
    Lake Hamana Specialty
SIGN    Piiiie
[00:57] Jin
    Evening snack?
SIGN    Yatoga
SIGN    Eel Pie is well known by
     its catchphrase,
     "the evening snack,"
     because its makers hoped
    that families would eat them
     together the evening after
     coming home from a trip
     where they bought them
     as souvenirs.
[00:59] Rara
    Oh, no! "Evening snack" doesn't
    mean what you're thinking!
[01:03] Rara
    My, such mature thoughts...
[01:04] Jin
    What do you think? Should we give up?
[01:06] Yato
    Gimme the next one!
SIGN    Grr
[01:07] Jin
    Okay, we'll try Japanese history.
[01:09] Jin
    In the Azuchi-Momoyama period,
    Oda Nobunaga estab—
SIGN    Rakuichi-rakuza
[01:12] Yato
    Rakuichi-rakuza.
[01:14] Jin
    She got it before I finished the question?!
[01:16] Jin
    Next question:
SIGN    Q: In 1584, Toyotomi Hideyoshi and Tokugawa Ieyasu engaged
     in what battle in the northern part of the Owari Province?
SIGN    ° Emperor Ogimachi granted Toyotomi Hideyoshi the clan name "Toyotomi" in 1586,
     meaning the correct name at the time of the Battle of Komaki and Nagakute was
     "Hashiba Hideyoshi," but it has been standardized as "Toyotomi Hideyoshi" for simplicity
     in this episode.
[01:17] Jin
    In 1584, Toyotomi Hideyoshi and—
SIGN    Battle of Komaki
    and Nagakute
[01:19] Yato
    Battle of Komaki and Nagakute.
SIGN    A: Battle of Komaki and Nagakute (Tokai Campaign of Tensho 12)
[01:21] Jin
    So fast!
[01:22] Yato
    In modern times, it's also known as
    the Tokai Campaign of Tensho 12.
[01:25] Jin
    She's the real deal!
[01:26] Jin
    Question:
SIGN    Q: In 1543, the Portuguese brought what
     item to Japan via Tanegashima?
[01:27] Jin
    In 1543, the Portuguese brought what
    item to Japan via Tanegashima?
SIGN    Kishimen
SIGN    A: Matchlocks (guns)
[01:31] Yato
    Kishimen.
[01:32] Jin
    Question:
SIGN    Q: The edict Toyotomi Hideyoshi passed to restrict Christian
    missionaries and traders from Spain and
     Portugal was known by what name?
[01:33] Jin
    The edict Toyotomi Hideyoshi
    passed to restrict Chr—
SIGN    Edict of Expulsion
[01:35] Yato
    Edict of Expulsion.
SIGN    A: Edict of Expulsion
[01:36] Yato
    C'mon, that's common sense.
[01:38] Jin
    Question:
SIGN    Q: In 1853, the East India Squadron of American ships
     reached Japanese shores under what commander?
[01:39] Jin
    In 1853, the East India Squadron of American
    ships reached Japanese shores under what commander?
SIGN    Ichiro
SIGN    A: Perry
[01:43] Yato
    Ichiro.
[01:44] Jin
    Your history knowledge
    is all over the place!
[01:45] Yato
    Yeah...
[01:46] Mai
    The people mentioned in the
    questions she got right,
[01:48] Mai
    Oda Nobunaga, Toyotomi Hideyoshi,
    and Tokugawa Ieyasu...
[01:51] Mai
    were all born in Aichi!
SIGN    Born in Aichi
[01:54] Jin
    So that's why she only knew the
    ones about the three greats...
SIGN    Three Great Men
[01:56] Yato
    They ain't the "three greats"!
    They're the "three great men"!
[01:58] Jin
    Why the fixation on that detail?!
[02:01] Jin
    Wait, so you can remember things
    if they're linked to Nagoya?
SIGN    E
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SIGN    Solve the following simultaneous equations.
[02:04] Jin
    Okay, listen, Yatogame.
[02:06] Jin
    You have trouble with these
    because you just see x and y.
SIGN    Hmmm
SIGN    Looooom...
[02:09] Yato
    Two tenmusu plus three chicken
    wings equals twelve!
SIGN    Flash
SIGN    Japanese
    
     Write the following in kanji:
    Mankitsu suru (to fully enjoy)
SIGN    Answer 5: Mankitsu
[02:14] Yato
    Nagoya cafés are always full!
SIGN    Nagoya cafés are always full!
SIGN    English
     Write the following in English: "Company"
[02:18] Yato
    Komehyo is the perfect company, ain't it?!
SIGN    Komehyo is the perfect company, ain't it?!
SIGN    T
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SIGN    Yatogame Monaka
[02:23] Yato
    I mean, y'all shoulda saw it comin'.
[02:24] Jin
    My grades fell right through the floor.
[02:27] Jin
    I neglected my own studies
[02:29] Jin
    to spend all night coming up with
    Nagoya-based questions for Yatogame.
[02:32] Yato
    S-Sorry...
[02:35] Na
    It was the first time Yatogame
    ever apologized to Jin.
[02:38] Voices
    Jandara-senpai Is Beauticute!!
SIGN    Yatogame-chan Kansatsu Nikki Volume 3
SIGN    Jandara-senpai Is Beauticute!!
[02:41] Teppei
    I'm not feeling great about
    the exams coming up.
[02:43] Jandara
    Just put in the same effort you usually do.
[02:45] Teppei
    I dunno...
[02:46] Jandara
    All right, then. I'll give you a
    traditional Mikawa good luck charm.
[02:49] Teppei
    You'll really give me such a treasur—
SIGN    Maken Gummies
[02:50] Jandara
    Maken Gummies. Take 'em.
SIGN    Yatoga
SIGN    Made by Sugimotoya Seika,
     located in the city of Toyohashi
     in Aichi. They have been making
     candies for over 100 years and
     frequently sponsor music events.
[02:52] Jandara
    Sugimotoya Seika, the maker of Maken
    Gummies, is based in Toyohashi, Mikawa.
[02:56] Jandara
    With those, you "won't lose" (maken)!
[02:58] Teppei
    Not what I expected...
SIGN    Yatogame-chan
    Kansatsu Nikki
    Volume 3!!!