E4 - A Battle I Can't Go Losin

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SIGN    Many scenes in this program will appear to present a biased view of the people of Nagoya and the surrounding region. Please bear in mind that these scenes are strictly the opinions of the characters and may not represent reality, and enjoy it as a program filled with love for Nagoya.
[00:02] Na
    Is Japan's third-greatest city
    Yokohama or Nagoya?
[00:06] Na
    Thus begins a battle
    neither can afford to lose!
[00:08] Shou
    Calling Nagoya the third-greatest
    city in Japan is a real laugh.
SIGN    Japan's Population
SIGN    1. Tokyo
SIGN    2. Kanagawa
SIGN    3. Osaka
SIGN    4. Aichi
SIGN    °As of December 2021
[00:11] Shou
    Kanagawa's population is greater
    than that of Osaka,
[00:13] Shou
    which is considered number two.
SIGN    1. Tokyo
SIGN    2. Osaka
SIGN    3. Aichi
SIGN    Daytime to Nighttime Population Ratio
SIGN    44. Kanagawa
SIGN    °Data gathered in Heisei 22
[00:14] Yato
    Only 'cause people
    are spillin' over from Tokyo.
[00:17] Shou
    If Tokyo were to fall,
    Kanagawa would be the capital!
[00:19] Kei
    Kanagawa's got nothing going
    for it except Yokohama.
SIGN    "A Battle I Can't Go Losin'"
[00:22] Yato
    Yep!
[00:22] Shou
    Well, there's even less in Chiba!
[00:24] Kei
    Not true! Maihama has both Land
    and Sea, which are world-famous!
[00:27] Kei
    And German Village, too!
[00:28] Yanna
    Doesn't Land have "Tokyo" in its name?
[00:30] Mai
    I think German Village
    has "Tokyo" attached, too.
[00:32] Jin
    Come on, does it really matter
    what the third-greatest city is?
[00:35] Both
    It does!
[00:36] Kei
    And what's wrong with having
    "Tokyo" in the name, anyway?
SIGN    Nagoya University of Economics
    Inuyama City
SIGN    Nagoya University of Agriculture
    Owariasahi City
SIGN    Nagoya University of Foreign Studies
    Nisshin City
[00:38] Kei
    Nagoya's not the only city in Aichi,
    but its name's on everything, too.
[00:40] Yato
    Wha?!
[00:41] Kei
    Especially universities.
[00:42] Shou
    Chiba just doesn't know any other way
    to live but to snuggle up to others.
[00:45] Shou
    I guess it's better than Saitama, though.
[00:47] Jin
    Wow, she's just being nasty.
[00:47] Kei
    That's mean! Kii-chan,
    throw a Soka senbei at her!
[00:50] Kiina
    I mean, it's true. There's no need
    to ever go to Saitama or anything.
[00:53] Kiina
    People even call it "Daworstama."
[00:55] Kei
    That's not true!
[00:56] Kei
    Squeeze out the good parts!
    You know, the dregs!
[00:58] Jin
    She's pretty nasty, too!
[01:00] Kiina
    If there's anything...
    it's how close it is to Tokyo.
[01:03] All
    That's so sad...
[01:04] Kiina
    Ikebukuro's my backyard.
    I know it better than most Tokyoites.
[01:07] Mai
    I can relate! Gifu folks are getting more
    and more knowledgeable about Nagoya!
[01:10] Yanna
    Hey, Mai! Why're ya bein'
    all buddy-buddy with them?!
[01:11] Mai
    Oh, um...
[01:13] Kei
    People from the countryside always
    treat Kanto like a sworn enemy.
[01:16] Kei
    Kinda like how Gifu and Mie put up
    a barrier around everything but Nagoya.
[01:19] Shou
    You mean they're hostile toward
    other cities, but amenable toward Nagoya?
[01:23] Yanna
    What?! I dunno about Gifu,
    but Mie ain't like that!
[01:26] Mai
    What do you mean? Mie isn't any different.
[01:29] Yanna
    Huh?
[01:29] Mai
    What?
[01:30] Yanna
    Gifu ain't nothin' but mountains!
[01:32] Mai
    They turn into ski resorts in winter!
[01:34] Yanna
    What about summer?!
    Gifu's got no beaches or even pools!
[01:36] Mai
    You can have cookouts next
    to a beautiful river!
[01:37] Jin
    C'mon, you two... Yatogame, stop them!
[01:38] Mai
    Gifu has Shirakawa-go, after all!
[01:39] Yanna
    Well, Mie's got the Kumano Kodo!
[01:40] Yato
    Wha...
[01:41] Yato
    They've both got some nice stuff...
SIGN    Fidget
SIGN    Fidget
[01:41] Mai
    That's mostly in Wakayama!
[01:42] Jin
    You're so weak at times like this, Yatogame!
[01:44] Mai
    I think you're just arrogant because
    Mie is famous for the Ise Shrine.
[01:47] Yanna
    Well, Takayama in Gifu
    is super popular, too.
[01:49] Mai
    But the Suzuka Circuit in Mie is popular
    among foreigners, so good for you.
[01:52] Yanna
    Well, the Gero Hot Springs are really nice.
[01:55] Yanna
    So on that note, can we scrap
    the talk about disbandin'?
[01:58] Shou
    On what note?!
[01:59] Shou
    Why did they even come here?
[02:01] Shou
    Well, they brought us refreshments,
    so maybe it's worth—
[02:05] Shou
    It's empty!
SIGN    You Can Do It, Rara-chan!
SIGN    You Can Do It, Rara-chan!
[02:09] Rara
    The phrase "but it" serves as a
    conjunction, as in "xxx, but yyy."
[02:14] Rara
    So this sentence translates to,
     "I am not included, but it's okay."
[02:16] Toshika
    That's such a sad example.
[02:19] Rara
    Also, Shizuoka has a similar-sounding phrase,
    "batto ite," which means "to save."
[02:24] Rara
    So this sentence means,
    "Why didn't you save a seat for me?"
[02:28] Toshika
    That's not even English, and it's still sad!
SIGN    Yatogame-chan Kansatsu Nikki Volume 4
SIGN    Yatogame-chan Kansatsu Nikki Volume 4