E9 - Nothin' To Do With It

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SIGN    Many scenes in this program will appear to present a biased view of the people of Nagoya and the surrounding region. Please bear in mind that these scenes are strictly the opinions of the characters and may not represent reality, and enjoy it as a program filled with love for Nagoya.
SIGN    * D i s c l a i m e r
[00:00] Mai
    This program is all about introducing you
    to the cute things and people in Nagoya.
[00:05] Jin
    Cute things in Nagoya?
[00:06] Mai
    Like Yatogame-chan, and Yatogame-chan,
    and Yatogame-chan...
[00:11] Mai
    And Yatogame-chan, and Yatogame-chan,
    and Yatogame-chan...
[00:12] Jin
    One is enough!
[00:13] Jin
    You forgot our plans to fangirl
    at an idol concert instead?!
[00:17] Mai
    Whew!
[00:18] Jin
    And now you're working up a
    satisfying sweat?! Stop that!
SIGN    "Nothin' To Do With It"
[00:21] Jin
    Now you're going somewhere else?
SIGN    Shopping Street
    No Motor Vehicles Permitted
[00:27] Mai
    It's not the same without the balls.
SIGN    Frightening!!
    Such foul
    language from a
    high school girl!!
[00:31] Mai
    These figures are so cheap!
SIGN    Shock!!
    A high school girl
    ogling figures
    of girl characters!!
[00:37] Mai
    What are you doing?
SIGN    Freaky!!
    A high school girl
    sneaking up
    from behind!!
[00:41] Mai
    I got carried away.
[00:43] Yato
    Tadakusa is a hardcore otaku.
[00:46] Mai
    I'm not an otaku!
[00:47] Jin
    Not convincing.
[00:48] Mai
    I... I just like cute things.
[00:52] Mai
    Like anime characters and idols.
     They just shine.
[00:57] Mai
    Nagoya has lots of idols!
[01:00] Mai
    My favorite idols even shot
    a music video here in Osu!
[01:06] Jin
    O-Okay...
[01:07] Mai
    The music video featured the golden
    balls that Osu is famous for.
[01:12] Mai
    They're gone now, though.
[01:14] Jin
    That was a word no girl should ever say!
SIGN    The golden balls of Osu were removed in August 2018.
    They no longer exist.
[01:16] Mai
    The balls were all smooth
    and shiny at first,
[01:19] Mai
    but over time, they got kind of wrinkly.
[01:21] Jin
    Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop!
[01:23] Yato
    Oh! It's 2:00 PM!
[01:25] Jin
    Hey! Where are you going?
[01:27] Jin
    What happens at 2:00 PM?
[01:29] Yato
    It's time for Nobunaga-san!
[01:30] Jin
    Nobunaga?
[01:34] Nobu
    Human life lasts only 50 years.
[01:40] Nobu
    Contrast human life with...
[01:45] Jin
    What the heck?
[01:47] Jin
    Osu is... weird.
[01:50] Yanna
    You guys!
[01:52] Yanna
    Sorry! I overslept!
[01:55] Jin
    Sasatsu?!
[01:55] Yanna
    I woke up, then fell asleep again!
[01:58] Yanna
    Please forgive me!
[02:00] Jin
    Huh?!
[02:01] Mai
    We're not mad at you.
[02:04] Mai
    I got here late, too.
[02:06] Yann
    Really?
[02:07] Jin
    Is Sasatsu actually the
    type to worry too much?
[02:10] Mai
    She tends to get lonely easily.
[02:14] Jin
    Hey...
[02:15] Mai
    Yatogame-chan, the club president's here.
[02:19] Yanna
    I'm sorry, Monaka!
[02:21] Jin
    Yatogame is pretty strong-willed,
    but her love for her hometown is true.
[02:25] Jin
    All the people who surround her
    are a little weird in some way.
[02:29] Jin
    What's normal in Nagoya isn't the
    same as what's normal in Tokyo.
[02:34] Jin
    I want to observe all this, so I
    won't forget what that "normal" is.
[02:39] Jin
    This will be my memorable first picture.
SIGN    Photography Club Room
[03:15] Mai
    What's the matter, Senpai?
[03:17] Jin
    Well, I can't get this camera
    to take nice pictures.
[03:23] Mai
    There's no lens on it.
[03:26] Jin
    Huh?
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