E3 - I'll Nyaa-ver Allow It

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SIGN    * D i s c l a i m e r
[00:00] Na
    Many scenes in this program will appear to present a biased view
     of the people of Nagoya and the surrounding region.
     Please bear in mind that these scenes are strictly the
     opinions of the characters and may not represent reality,
     and enjoy it as a program filled with love for Nagoya.
    
[00:00] Mai
    Many scenes in this
[00:02] ---
    program will appear to present a biased
    view of Yatogame-chan's cuteness.
[00:05] Mai
    Please bear in mind that she belongs to me
    and that I will not let anyone else have her,
[00:09] Mai
    and enjoy it as a program filled
    with my love for Yatogame-chan.
[00:13] Jin
    That has nothing to do with Nagoya anymore!
SIGN    Faculty Office
[00:16] Teacher
    So, Jin, about your club...
SIGN    Jin's homeroom teacher.
SIGN    Teaches geography and history.
SIGN    Yatoga
SIGN    Homeroom Teacher
[00:18] Jin
    Yeah, I'm having trouble deciding on one.
SIGN    "I'll Nyaa-ver Allow It"
[00:19] Jin
    I was on the track team in Tokyo, but...
[00:22] Teacher
    No need to stress over it.
[00:24] Teacher
    I enrolled you in the photography club.
[00:26] Jin
    Wait, I have no right to choose here?
SIGN    Photography Club Room
[00:29] Jin
    Photography club, huh?
[00:30] Jin
    I would've liked something
    a little more exciting.
[00:33] Jin
    Excuse me...
[00:35] Mai
    Perfect, Yatogame-chan!
[00:36] Mai
    Yes, that's it!
SIGN    Click
[00:37] Mai
    Look this way!
[00:37] Yato
    Quit it! Cut it out!
[00:39] Mai
    You're so cute!
[00:41] Jin
    I shut the door without thinking,
[00:43] ---
    but was that Yatogame being photographed?!
SIGN    Photography Club Room
[00:45] Jin
    E-Excuse me!
[00:47] Yato
    What the heck are y'all doin' here?!
[00:50] Yato
    Hiss!
[00:51] Mai
    Hey, are you the senpai
    who just joined our club?
[00:54] Jin
    You're behind me?!
[00:55] Mai
    Sorry you caught me in
    that embarrassing moment.
[00:58] Mai
    I'm Tadakusa Mai, and I'm a first-year.
SIGN    Yatoga
SIGN    Tadakusa Mai (16)
SIGN    High School Year 1
    
SIGN    From Gifu Prefecture
[01:00] Mai
    Yatogame-chan and I welcome you! Don't we?
[01:03] Yato
    Get outta here.
[01:04] Jin
    She's not welcoming me!
[01:05] Jin
    W-Well, glad to be here, I guess.
[01:08] Jin
    Really?!
[01:09] Mai
    I'm sorry.
[01:10] Mai
    Yatogame-chan's grandma raised her,
     so she has a strong accent.
[01:12] Mai
    That's why she doesn't like to talk much.
[01:14] Jin
    But that's such a waste!
[01:15] Jin
    I want to hear her talk more! It's cute!
SIGN    * She sounds like a cat
[01:19] Mai
    You're exactly right, Jin-senpai!
[01:21] Mai
    Look at these!
[01:22] Mai
    Yatogame-chan eating tonkatsu with miso!
[01:24] Mai
    Yatogame-chan eating udon with miso!
[01:26] Mai
    Yatogame-chan eating oden with miso!
[01:28] Yato
    Delete those now!
[01:29] Jin
    You don't have any scenery shots?
[01:32] ---
    Like of tourist spots in Nagoya?
SIGN    Gloom
[01:34] Jin
    Er... Huh?
[01:35] Mai
    Jin-senpai, please stay
    calm and listen to me.
[01:39] Mai
    Nagoya doesn't have any tourist spots.
[01:41] Jin
    How can you say that?
[01:42] ---
    It may not have as many
    as Tokyo, but it must—
[01:44] Mai
    Nagoya has great food, but it has
    almost no sightseeing spots.
[01:49] Yato
    She's crying! She's crying
    for her prefecture!
[01:51] Mai
    Still, it might be a good idea to show
    you around to some different places.
[01:56] Jin
    You sure that'll work? It doesn't
    seem like I should expect mu—
[01:59] Jin
    Crap... I might've pissed her off!
[02:01] Yato
    Tadakusa, I ain't approved of this
    kid's enrollment in this club yet!
[02:04] Jin
    Sorry, I didn't mean any harm...
[02:05] Yato
    Tomorrow! At Meieki!
[02:07] Yato
    It's yer photos against mine!
[02:09] Jin
    Huh?
[02:10] Mai
    But Yatogame-chan, he's new at this...
[02:13] Yato
    I don't care!
[02:14] Yato
    If ya take a better picture than me,
    I'll approve of ya joinin' the club!
[02:17] Jin
    Okay, but... where is "Meieki"?
[02:20] Yato
    He didn't understand!
[02:22] Mei
    Jin-senpai, "Meieki" is
    short for "Nagoya Station."
[02:24] Jin
    Huh? Oh, now I get it.
[02:27] Yato
    An' what's "Meidai" short for?
[02:29] Jin
    Meiji University (daigaku)?
[02:32] Yato
    Yer dead to me!
SIGN    Photography Club Room
[02:33] Jin
    Yatogame?!
SIGN    Yatoga
SIGN    ° In Nagoya, "Meidai" is short
     for Nagoya University
[02:38] Mai
    I'm sorry. She's more sensitive than most
    about things having to do with Nagoya.
[02:42] Mai
    She gets especially competitive
    toward people from Tokyo.
[02:45] Jin
    I see... That explains things.
[02:46] Mai
    I haven't seen Yatogame-chan
    so worked up in a long time.
[02:50] Jin
    I guess I put a damper on the mood
    in your club, huh? I'm sor—
[02:52] Mai
    I'm so glad I asked the teacher
    to put you in this club!
[02:55] Jin
    Huh?
[02:56] Jin
    I have a feeling this club is
    going to be the death of me.