E2 - I Ain't Scary

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SIGN    * D i s c l a i m e r
[00:00] Na
    Many scenes in this program will appear to present a biased view
     of the people of Nagoya and the surrounding region.
     Please bear in mind that these scenes are strictly the
     opinions of the characters and may not represent reality,
     and enjoy it as a program filled with love for Nagoya.
    
SIGN    Ohguro Yuzuki
    (TEAM SHACHI)
[00:01] Na
    I'm basically an alien now...
[00:03] Na
    But don't you think that ground
    pork stuff is delicious?
[00:06] Na
    It's not just spicy!
[00:08] ---
    Its umami is just irresistible!
[00:11] Na
    Taiwan ramen is the best!
[00:13] Jin
    You're talking about Taiwan ramen?!
[00:15] Jin
    Wait, what do you mean by "alien"?
SIGN    "I Ain't Scary"
[00:19] Hanka
    She's not around, right? Right?
[00:26] Hanka
    In Nagoya, you never know
    when you'll be hit by a car.
[00:29] Hanka
    I can't even let my guard
    down when walking to school.
[00:31] Hanka
    Plus...
SIGN    Fear
[00:33] Hanka
    Once I get to school,
    that scary girl will be there.
[00:36] Hanka
    I hate this... I don't want to go!
[00:39] Hanka
    I just hope I don't see her on the way there.
[00:42] Hanka
    Okay!
[00:43] Hanka
    I-I'm sorry!
[00:47] Hanka
    I-It's her! Eighty Turtles-san!
[00:50] Hanka
    I-I'm so sorry!
[00:53] Sensei
    No one stepped forward to help
    plan the ball sports tournament,
[00:56] Sensei
    so we're going to draw lots.
[00:58] Sensei
    If you draw red, you're on the committee.
SIGN    Ball Sports Tournament
    Planning Committee
[01:03] Sensei
    Okay, you two can discuss which
    sport you want to take part in.
[01:07] Hanka
    Why, God?!
[01:09] Hanka
    U-Um... About our planning meeting...
[01:13] Hanka
    Do you have time after school today?
[01:15] Yato
    But we have classes then.
[01:17] Hanka
    Huh? There are no classes after school...
SIGN    Yatoga
SIGN    "Houkago" typically means "after
    school,"but in the south, "houka"
    simply refers to a break between
     classes, meaning classes
     resume after it
[01:21] Hanka
    Um, I was thinking maybe a café
    after the school day's over...
[01:24] Yato
    A café?!
[01:25] Hanka
    Wh-Wh-Where should we go?
[01:27] Hanka
    I just moved here, so I don't
    know the area that well.
[01:31] Yato
    Are y'all from Tokyo, too?
[01:33] Hanka
    Uh... Yeah, I am.
[01:35] Yato
    Okay, then, let's go to Komeda's.
[01:38] Hanka
    So this is what it looks like inside.
[01:40] Hanka
    We had Komeda's in Tokyo, too, but this
    is my first time going inside one.
[01:43] Hanka
    It's really cute!
[01:44] Hanka
    I didn't know it got its start in Nagoya, though.
SIGN    Gloom
[01:50] Hanka
    Guess I should order something...
[01:52] Hanka
    Oh, Shiro-Noir! I always wanted to try that!
[01:56] Hanka
    Okay, I'll get this and—
[01:59] Yato
    Don't ya dare.
[02:01] Hanka
    Why?!
[02:02] ---
    Is she saying I don't have the
    right to order more than one thing?
[02:05] Hanka
    Okay, just the Shiro-Noir, then.
SIGN    The Shiro-Noir is huge, so she's thinking, "Good thing ya didn't order more."
[02:09] Hanka
    She looks so pleased with herself!
[02:12] Lady
    Here you go.
[02:14] Hanka
    What the heck?! It's way too big!
SIGN    Heh
[02:17] Hanka
    What's with that look?!
SIGN    It's her,
    "The Shiro-Noir's
    huge, ain't it?"
     look
[02:19] Hanka
    Did she get them to make it this big?!
[02:22] Hanka
    But her order...
[02:24] Hanka
    looks like it fell over!
[02:26] Hanka
    She's gonna get mad for sure!
[02:30] Hanka
    Sh-Sh-She's not saying anything?
[02:32] Hanka
    Th-There it is!
[02:33] ---
    That's the scariest thing of all!
SIGN    Since Komeda's
    ice cream cones contain
    a lot of ice cream,
    they're served on their side.
[02:36] Hanka
    I bet she's gonna destroy this
    café later in her rage!
[02:39] Hanka
    Someone help! Someone!
[02:43] Yato
    Yummy.
SIGN    Ball Sports Tournament
SIGN    Taspony
[02:44] Sensei
    It's been decided that the ball sport
    we're playing this year is taspony.
[02:48] Jin
    Tas... what?
SIGN    Yatogame-chan Kansatsu Nikki Volume 2
[02:52] ---