E7 - I Ain't Skippin' It

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SIGN    * D i s c l a i m e r
SIGN    Many scenes in this program will appear to present a biased view of the people of Nagoya and the surrounding region. Please bear in mind that these scenes are strictly the opinions of the characters and may not represent reality, and enjoy it as a program filled with love for Nagoya.
SIGN    Maeda Keiji
    (Nagoya Omotenashi Bushotai)
    (Arako-jo Castle, Kaito County, Owari Province)
[00:01] Na
    Many scenes in this program will
    appear to present a biased view
[00:05] Na
    of the provinces of Owari,
    Mikawa, Mino, and Ise,
[00:08] Na
    but it's done out of love!
[00:09] Na
    Don't worry about the details.
    Just enjoy it until the en—
[00:14] Na
    To battle! Bring my spear!
[00:16] Jin
    What?! What is this?! The Warring States?!
SIGN    Why?!
[00:20] Na
    Toshika was struggling with the Nagoya skip.
SIGN    "I Ain't Skippin' It"
[00:24] Toshika
    So that's what happened.
[00:26] Mai
    That's too bad.
[00:28] Toshika
    Sheesh... Nothing good has happened
    since I came to Nagoya.
[00:31] Mai
    Toshika-chan...
[00:33] Mai
    I know of a way you can enjoy
    concerts even in Nagoya.
[00:37] Toshika
    Huh?! What is it?!
[00:39] Mai
    It's...
[00:40] Mai
    Local idols!
[00:44] Toshika
    Isn't that just stuff like SKE-whatever?
[00:47] Toshika
    I'd rather see hot guys than girls.
[00:52] Mai
    There are boy idols, too!
[00:55] Mai
    I'll send you the URL right now!
[00:57] Toshika
    Huh...
[00:58] Toshika
    I bet it's some tiny music video that looks
    like it was shot at someone's house,
[01:02] Toshika
    with a bunch of guys who don't
    quite count as good-looki—
[01:05] Toshika
    What is this? Incredible!
    No... it's brilliant!
[01:09] Toshika
    These are local idols?!
[01:12] Na
    Yes!
[01:13] Na
    Nagoya's local idols!
[01:14] Na
    "If none will come, we'll make
    our own!" It's the Nagoya way!
[01:18] Na
    Since the 2000s, groups like Nagoya's SKE48
    and MomoClo's sister unit Team Shachi
[01:23] Na
    have been among the many legit local
    idol groups created by major agencies.
[01:28] Na
    Most recently, hot Nagoya idol groups
    like BOYS AND MEN and MAGIC☆PRINCE
[01:31] Na
    have made a name for
    themselves all over Japan.
[01:35] Na
    With looks and performances that don't
    even compare to local idols elsewhere,
[01:40] Na
    they grasp the hearts of Nagoyans left jaded
    by the Nagoya skip and never let go!
[01:44] Na
    They all operate out of Nagoya,
SIGN    Sakamoto Haruna
    Aichi Prefecture
SIGN    Akimoto Honoka
    Aichi Prefecture
SIGN    Oguro Yuzuki
    Aichi Prefecture
SIGN    Sakura Nao
    Aichi Prefecture
SIGN    Takasaki Jukiya
    Aichi Prefecture
[01:46] Na
    and all the members were
    born in the Tokai region.
SIGN    Shimizu Takanori
    Aichi Prefecture
SIGN    Terasaka Raiga
    Aichi Prefecture
SIGN    Nonoda Kanade
    Aichi Prefecture
SIGN    Kanda Rikuto
    Aichi Prefecture
[01:49] Na
    All of their concerts, events, and
    TV appearances start in Nagoya.
SIGN    Osaka
SIGN    Nagoya
SIGN    Tokyo
[01:53] Na
    That's why fans in Nagoya reap
    the most benefits from them.
[01:56] Na
    In other words...
[01:57] Na
    they have no choice but to support them!
[01:59] Toshika
    Wait, no way! They have an
    event near here tomorrow!
[02:01] Toshika
    What?! I'm totally there!
SIGN    Toshika's Room
    Knock in this order: quiet -> medium -> loud!!
[02:04] Jin
    Sounds like Toshika's singing something.
[02:07] Jin
    Is she in a better mood now?
[02:12] Jin
    Hey, Toshika, about Tokyo...
[02:14] Jin
    I talked to Mom and Dad,
[02:16] Jin
    and we're gonna go back just for a
    little while over summer break.
[02:19] Toshika
    Onii-chan...
[02:20] Jin
    Then you can go to a concert, right?
[02:22] Toshika
    What are you talking about?
    I'm not leaving Nagoya.
[02:24] Jin
    Huh?!
[02:25] Toshika
    I don't have time to go back to Tokyo.
[02:27] Jin
    After all that complaining
    about Nagoya?! What happened?!
SIGN    In Call
SIGN    Toshika-chan
[02:31] Na
    Yes... This was only the beginning
    of Jin Toshika's true Nagoya life.
SIGN    Call Ended
SIGN    Yatogame-chan Kansatsu Nikki Volume 2
SIGN    Yatogame-chan Kansatsu Nikki Volume 2
SIGN    Jandara-senpai Is Beauticute!!
[03:10] Jandara
    Teppei-kun, c'mere, c'mere.
SIGN    C'mere
SIGN    C'mere
SIGN    C'mere
SIGN    C'mere
[03:13] Teppei
    What's up, Jandara-senpai?
[03:15] Jandara
    It's tomorrow, right?
[03:16] Teppei
    Huh? What's tomorrow?
[03:19] Jandara
    I'm about to say it.
[03:20] Jandara
    Don't interrupt me.
[03:23] Teppei
    Right... S-Sorry.
[03:24] Jandara
    I was thinking, right?
[03:26] Teppei
    Again, about what?! Why the past tense?!