E10 - It Ain't Weak

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SIGN    * D i s c l a i m e r
SIGN    Many scenes in this program will appear to present a biased view of the people of Nagoya and the surrounding region. Please bear in mind that these scenes are strictly the opinions of the characters and may not represent reality, and enjoy it as a program filled with love for Nagoya.
SIGN    Furuhata Nao
    (SKE48)
[00:00] Na
    Many scenes in this program appear
[00:02] Na
    to present a biased view of the people
    of Nagoya and the surrounding region,
[00:06] Na
    but please enjoy this program
    filled with love for Nagoya.
[00:09] Na
    What makes me think of Nagoya
    the most is oni manju!
[00:11] Na
    They fill your heart and your mouth with warmth!
[00:13] Na
    Make sure you check them out, everyone!
[00:15] Jin
    An oni fills you with warmth?!
SIGN    "It Ain't Weak"
[00:17] Jin
    So hot...
[00:19] Jin
    There's no breeze, and the sun's so intense...
[00:21] Yanna
    This is summer in Nagoya.
[00:24] Yato
    Yep.
[00:25] Jin
    Yet somehow, Tadakusa-chan seems fine...
[00:28] Mai
    How can you let this level of
    heat get you... get you...
[00:31] Jin
    Just switch to your summer uniform already!
[00:31] Mai
    ...get...
[00:34] Jin
    Nothing beats ice pops in summer.
[00:37] Jin
    What'd you buy, Yatogame?
[00:40] Yato
    Whaddya think?
[00:41] Jin
    What's that? A new product?
[00:44] Yato
    What?! It's Andeico's Jun Hit Choco!
[00:47] Yato
    It's an ice pop from Aichi that's
    been loved here for over forty years!
[00:50] Yato
    And it only costs... 70 yen!
[00:54] Yato
    And it tastes...
[00:56] Yato
    so good!
[00:57] Jin
    But at that price, I bet
    the flavor's pretty weak.
[01:00] Yato
    Try it an' see!
[01:03] Jin
    Th-This is...
[01:04] Jin
    A solid chocolate flavor!
[01:06] Jin
    With its bitterness, it's not overpowering!
[01:07] Jin
    And this flavor only costs 70 yen!
[01:09] Yato
    Plus, it only has 123 calories!
[01:12] Yato
    That's basically the same as eatin' ice!
[01:15] Yato
    Even a young maiden can eat
    it with peace of mind!
[01:17] Jin
    No way that's true!
[01:18] Jin
    What about you, Sasatsu?
[01:20] Yanna
    Of course...
SIGN    Imuraya
    Azuki Bar
[01:21] Yanna
    I got an Azuki Bar made by Imuraya,
     which is based in Mie!
[01:24] Jin
    The one they say is so hard that
    it'll break your teeth off?!
[01:27] Yanna
    C-Crap...
[01:29] ---
    They weren't exaggeratin'. It really is hard!
[01:32] Yanna
    But I saw this comin', so...
SIGN    Ta-
SIGN    da-dah!
[01:34] Yanna
    I've got a special machine for
    makin' Azuki Bars easier to eat!
[01:38] Jin
    There's a machine for that?!
[01:40] Jin
    Also, where'd you just pull that from?!
[01:41] Yanna
    First, ya put the Azuki Bar in it.
SIGN    Clank
[01:43] Yanna
    Then ya use the pull-out
    bar to remove the stick,
SIGN    Pop
[01:46] Yanna
    turn the handle, and...
[01:48] Yanna
    Ya get Azuki Bar shaved ice!
[01:51] Jin
    That rock-solid Azuki Bar
    isa fine powder now!
[01:56] Jin
    It's actually soft!
[01:56] Yato
    Yum!
SIGN    Ice
[01:59] Yanna
    By the way, five prototypes for this machine
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    lost to the Azuki Bar's hardness
    before it was finalized.
[02:05] Jin
    Azuki Bars are scary!
[02:10] Jin
    Huh? Tadakusa-chan, the way we've been going,
[02:12] Jin
    I thought you'd have some
    kind of ice pop from Gifu.
[02:15] Mai
    Oh... Um, yes, well...
SIGN    Panic
SIGN    Panic
SIGN    Panic
[02:17] Mai
    We don't really eat ice pops in Gifu...
[02:20] Jin
    I don't believe a prefectural
    trait like that exists!
[02:22] Mai
    There is actually a sharp ice pop
    that's all the rage in Gifu now.
[02:26] Jin
    A... sharp ice pop?
[02:27] Mai
    Yes! Katana Pops!
SIGN    Smooth Red Bean Paste Flavor
[02:29] Mai
    It's a unique ice pop designed by a high
    schooler from Seki, the city of swords!
SIGN    Kaminoho Yuzu Flavor
[02:33] Mai
    They're 1,000 yen per blade!
[02:34] Jin
    You call them "blades"?!
[02:36] Yanna
    And that ain't all!
[02:37] Yanna
    They collaborated with Imuraya
    to make an Azuki Bar Katana Pop!
[02:41] Jin
    Two things that should never come together!
[02:43] Jin
    Where can you buy those?!
[02:45] Yanna
    Sadly, they're an event exclusive
    that ain't for sale.
[02:47] Jin
    Huh?!
[02:47] Mai
    It's quite literally a legendary item.
[02:50] Jin
    You're kidding me!
[02:51] Jin
    I wanna eat an Azuki Bar Katana Pop!
[02:55] Rara
    I'd like to eat some of Nanaya's matcha gelato.
SIGN    Matcha gelato from Nanaya comes
     in your choice of seven different
    flavor levels. It's very popular as
    a gift in return for hometown tax
     contributions.
SIGN    Yatoga
SIGN    Yatogame-chan Kansatsu Nikki Volume 2
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