E10 - I Can't Make It

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SIGN    * D i s c l a i m e r
SIGN    Many scenes in this program will appear to present a biased view of the people of Nagoya and the surrounding region. Please bear in mind that these scenes are strictly the opinions of the characters and may not represent reality, and enjoy it as a program filled with love for Nagoya.
[00:02] Teacher
    In our next cooking class,
    you'll form teams of three,
SIGN    "I Can't Make It"
SIGN    Next Home Economics Class
     Cooking Practice
SIGN    Each student must bring their own
    ingredients, kerchief, and apron
[00:05] Teacher
    and cook anything you want.
[00:07] Teacher
    You'll form teams with those
    who draw the same number as you.
[00:11] Toshika
    Drawing numbers? Oh, crap...
[00:13] Toshika
    I'm gonna be stuck with
    Hachijukkame-san again!
[00:16] Toshika
    But I should be fine, as long
    as my luck isn't absolutely...
[00:19] Toshika
    awful!
[00:20] Teacher
    You'll bring your own ingredients.
[00:21] Teacher
    Also, your dishes may be considered
    for the cultural festival menu,
[00:25] Teacher
    so give them plenty of thought.
[00:27] Toshika
    Oh, God!
SIGN    Dismissed!!
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[00:28] Toshika
    Thank goodness Mai-chan's here.
[00:30] Toshika
    It'd be hell if it was just me
    and Hachijukkame-san.
[00:34] Mai
    Her apron... So precious...
SIGN    Tadakusa Mai
     Retires
[00:37] Toshika
    Why does this always happen?! I can't do this!
SIGN    Hang in there!
[00:40] Toshika
    B-But... I h-have to say something to her!
[00:43] Toshika
    Hachijukkame-san... what should we do?
SIGN    Yatoga
SIGN    Toshika can't read Yatogame's
     name correctly, and thinks it's
     read as "Hachijukkame."
SIGN    Hmph...
[00:46] Toshika
    Ignored!
SIGN    Yatogame doesn't realize
    "Hachijukkame" refers to her.
SIGN    Yatoga
[00:47] Toshika
    We're on the same team! Why the attitude?!
[00:48] Yato
    Let's make tamasen!
[00:50] Toshika
    And now this all of a sudden?!
[00:51] Yato
    Cultural festivals are for tamasen,
    and tamasen is for cultural festivals!
SIGN    SUPER
SIGN    TASTY!
[00:54] Toshika
    What is that? I've never heard of—
[00:56] YAto
    What?! That can't be true!
[00:57] Girl
    It's gotta be tamasen, huh?
[00:58] Guy
    I'm doing tamasen, too.
[00:59] Toshika
    It's approval rating's off the charts!
[01:01] Teacher
    No tamasen allowed.
[01:02] Teacher
    The eggs can cause food poisoning.
[01:05] Yato
    Wha?!
[01:05] Toshika
    Why don't we do pancakes instead?
[01:07] Toshika
    Oh! If we put whipped
    cream and fruit on them—
[01:09] Teacher
    Foods that aren't heated
    immediately before serving
[01:11] Teacher
    require the health care
    center's approval, so no!
SIGN    Compliance
SIGN    Whipped Cream
SIGN    Fruit
[01:13] Toshika
    Tell us that sooner!
[01:15] Mai
    I heard everything! Leave it to me!
[01:17] Mai
    My menu clears all the conditions!
[01:18] Toshika
    Mai-chan!
[01:19] Mai
    Roasted sweet potatoes!
[01:20] Both
    How old are you?
[01:22] Mai
    Wh-What? We can't make these?
[01:23] Toshika
    It's not that we can't...
SIGN    Yatoga
SIGN    Toshika can't read
    Yatogame's name correctly.
[01:24] Toshika
    Right, Hachijukkame-san?
SIGN    Hmm
[01:26] Toshika
    Right? Right?
[01:28] Toshika
    Don't ignore me, you demon!
[01:31] Yato
    Ignore? Demon?
[01:34] Yato
    That's it!
[01:36] Toshika
    Huh?
[01:36] Yato
    We have pancake mix and sweet potatoes,
SIGN    Pancake Mix
[01:38] Yato
    which means...
[01:40] Yato
    We can make oni manju!
[01:42] Toshika
    Oni... manju?!
SIGN    Oni Manju
     (Demon Steamed Buns)
[01:44] Mai
    That's perfect, Yatogame-chan!
[01:46] Toshika
    What's that? A demon? These two scare me!
[01:48] Toshika
    Guys, help me!
[01:49] All
    That's it! Oni manju!
[01:51] Toshika
    Onigashima!
SIGN    Yatogame's Easy Method!
    How to Make Oni Manju
[01:52] Yato
    You can make it in the microwave, too!
SIGN    Pancake Mix
SIGN    Sweet Potato
SIGN    Sugar ... 1 tbsp
SIGN    Water
SIGN    What You Need (Makes 8)
SIGN    1) Cut the sweet potato
    into 1cm cubes
    and mix in the sugar
SIGN    2) Mix the pancake mix
    and water in a bowl,
    then combine it with
    the sweet potato mixture
[01:54] Mai
    If you make them with flour and top-grade
    rice flour, they'll be extra-chewy!
SIGN    3) Place in aluminum cups and
     steam in a steamer for 12 minutes
SIGN    Done
[01:58] Yato
    Go on, try it!
[01:59] Toshika
    Th-This is an oni manju?
[02:02] Toshika
    Where's the "oni" part?
[02:03] Toshika
    Will I suffer like a demon if I eat it?
[02:05] Toshika
    God help me!
[02:06] Toshika
    This is good!
[02:08] Toshika
    It's so fluffy, even with no eggs or milk!
[02:10] Toshika
    The sweet potato is taking over my mouth!
[02:13] Toshika
    It's so warm and sweet!
[02:15] Yato
    It came to me when ya said "mushi"
    ("ignore" or "steamed") and "oni."
SIGN    Yum
[02:20] Toshika
    Maybe Hachijukkame-san
    isn't such a bad person after all.
[02:24] Teacher
    That was a very good idea, Jin, Yatogame.
SIGN    Jin?
SIGN    Jin?
SIGN    Yatogame?
SIGN    Yatogame?
[02:31] Toshika
    Wait, so it's not "Hachijukkame"...
    it's "Yatogame"?!
[02:34] Yato
    You're... from Tokyo?!
[02:36] Both
    What?!
[02:37] Na
    This experience brought Monaka
    and Toshika a bit closer.
SIGN    Yatogame-chan Kansatsu Nikki Volume 3
[02:42] Voices
    Jandara-senpai Is Beauticute!!
SIGN    Jandara-senpai Is Beauticute!!
[02:45] Jandara
    Teppei-kun, Mikawa is the
    land of shrimp senbei.
[02:48] Teppei
    What does that mean?
[02:49] Jandara
    Nishio City in West Mikawa accounts for 60%
     of all the shrimp senbei made in Japan.
SIGN    Isshiki-cho in Nishio City
    has many long-established
     makers of shrimp senbei
SIGN    Nishio City
SIGN    Nishio City
SIGN    Elsewhere
    in Aichi
[02:53] Teppei
    It's almost all in Mikawa!
[02:55] Jandara
    Which means the shrimp senbei used
    in Nagoya's tamasen is made in Mikawa.
SIGN    Yatogame-chan
    Kansatsu Nikki
    Volume 3!!!