E7 - It Ain't Enough

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SIGN    * D i s c l a i m e r
SIGN    Many scenes in this program will appear to present a biased view of the people of Nagoya and the surrounding region. Please bear in mind that these scenes are strictly the opinions of the characters and may not represent reality, and enjoy it as a program filled with love for Nagoya.
SIGN    "It Ain't Enough"
[00:03] Toshika
    Do you have anything you regret?
[00:06] Toshika
    Maybe you broke something precious
    or fought with a friend?
[00:09] Toshika
    Well, right now, I...
[00:11] Shiharu
    Why ain't there any kasu?
SIGN    Kasu
[00:13] Yato
    Better shut up an' get the koro.
SIGN    Koro
[00:15] Toshika
    I never expected to overhear a devils'
    conference when eating out alone!
[00:20] Toshika
    "Kasu"? "Koro"?
SIGN    Kasu
    (Scum)
SIGN    Koro
    (Kill)
[00:22] Toshika
    How can they blurt out
    words like that in public?!
[00:25] Yato
    Kishikoro (udon kishimen) is good, too.
SIGN    Kishikoro
    (Groaning Kill)!!?
[00:26] Toshika
    Kishikoro?!
[00:27] Toshika
    What kind of way is that to kill someone?!
[00:29] Toshika
    That's terrifying beyond words!
[00:31] Guy
    What'll it be?
[00:32] Yato
    One koro.
[00:34] Guy
    Gotcha. One koro.
[00:36] Toshika
    What?! Did she... Did she...
    just order a hit?!
SIGN    HEH
    HEH
    HEH
    .
    .
    .
SIGN    Gyah hah hah
[00:39] Toshika
    This restaurant is bad news!
[00:40] Toshika
    Help me!
[00:42] Guy
    Ma'am?!
[00:43] Na
    To explain, "kasu" is beef offal
    fried on low heat until crispy.
SIGN    Kasu
SIGN    Beef offal fried until crispy
SIGN    Kasu Udon
SIGN    Koro Udon
[00:47] Na
    Kasu udon is udon soup topped with kasu.
SIGN    Less soup
SIGN    More soup
[00:50] Na
    "Koro" means "chilled,"
SIGN    Chilled Udon
[00:52] Na
    but confusingly, Nagoya has
    its own "chilled udon" already.
[00:54] Na
    The type that contains
    less soup is "koro udon."
SIGN    Chinese Restaurant
SIGN    Ramen
SIGN    Suihakken
[00:58] Toshika
    I didn't get to eat lunch...
[01:00] Toshika
    Oh, I'll try here.
[01:02] Mai
    Oh! Toshika-chan?
[01:04] Toshika
    M-Mai-chan!
[01:05] Mai
    The chilled Chinese noodles here are great!
[01:07] Mai
    Would you like to join me?
[01:08] Toshika
    Oh, can I share your table, then?
[01:10] Toshika
    Thank goodness. This place looks normal.
[01:12] Mai
    And since you're here, I'll give you
    those idol goods we talked about.
[01:15] Mai
    I have them with me!
[01:16] Toshika
    Really? Right here?
[01:19] Guy
    Welcome.
[01:20] Toshika
    Are you serious?!
[01:21] Shiharu
    Yeah, udon just ain't enough.
[01:22] Yato
    Yep.
[01:23] Mai
    Wait, did I just hear—
[01:25] Toshika
    W-W-W-Wait!
[01:26] Toshika
    Gotta hide! I can't let them spot me!
[01:29] Mai
    She wants to hide her love for idols?
[01:31] Mai
    I know how you feel.
[01:33] Toshika
    Huh? Oh...
[01:34] Guy
    Here ya go. Two chilled Chinese noodles...
[01:36] Guy
    What?!
[01:37] Toshika
    Huh? There's something white on it...
[01:40] Shiharu
    Hey, man, this tiny bit ain't enough.
[01:42] Yato
    Yeah!
[01:43] Guy
    Sorry 'bout that.
[01:44] Guy
    Here ya go.
[01:47] Toshika
    Mayonnaise on chilled Chinese noodles?!
[01:49] Toshika
    Wait, wait! You wouldn't
    put mayonnaise on...
[01:52] Toshika
    I get it! Illegal stuff happens here!
[01:54] Toshika
    M-Mai-chan, we're in danger!
    We have to leave now!
[01:56] Mai
    But why? It's so delicious.
[02:01] Toshika
    Help me!
[02:03] Shiharu
    The heck?
[02:03] Guy
    Ma'am?!
SIGN    Another Day
[02:05] Jin
    People in Nagoya put mayonnaise
    on chilled Chinese noodles, right? Yuck.
[02:08] Yato
    It's way better with it on!
SIGN    S
    k
    r
    e
    e
[02:10] Jin
    Who started that tradition?
[02:12] Yato
    Who else? Sugakiya, the soul food of Nagoya!
[02:15] Jina
    Sugakiya?!
[02:15] Yato
    They made chilled Chinese noodles
    to be eaten like a salad,
[02:18] Yato
    so it's actually good with mayonnaise!
[02:21] Yato
    When ya order chilled Chinese noodles
    at Sugakiya, it comes with a mayo packet!
SIGN    Mayon
    naise
[02:25] Jin
    Huh? Why just a packet?
[02:26] Yato
    Well, some folks don't want any on theirs.
[02:28] Jin
    You just admitted that it's unorthodox.
SIGN    Eat half with mayonnaise
    on it and half without.
[02:30] Na
    If you haven't tried it yet,
    what have you got to lose?
[02:33] Tsuji
    Lady Serura and...
SIGN    Lady Serura
    and
    Tsuji the Butler
[02:35] Serura
    ...Tsuji the Butler.
[02:37] Serura
    I wanna go to Tokyo!
    Wanna go! Wanna go steak!
SIGN    Yatoga
SIGN    Tsuji Masahide
    Born in Aichi.
    A butler serving the Dobe
     family.
    Loves his hometown well
     enough,
    but knows little of it.
    The white streaks in his
     hair are highlights.
[02:39] Tsuji
    You want to eat steak?
[02:41] Serura
    No, no! Party people in Tokyo use weird
    expressions like that all the time.
[02:45] Serura
    Besides, if I'm gonna fill my belly,
    it'll be with tapioca milk tea!
[02:48] Serura
    With fried chicken!
[02:49] Tsuji
    Fried chicken?
[02:50] Tsuji
    Milady, tapioca milk tea and fried chicken
    are served together only in Nagoya.
[02:55] Tsuji
    ...only in Nagoya.
[02:56] Tsuji
    ...only in Nagoya.
[02:58] Tsuji
    ...only in Nagoya.
[02:59] Tsuji
    ...Nagoya.
SIGN    Yatogame-chan
    Kansatsu Nikki
    Volume 3!!!