E6 - You Ain't My Kind

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SIGN    * D i s c l a i m e r
SIGN    Many scenes in this program will appear to present a biased view of the people of Nagoya and the surrounding region. Please bear in mind that these scenes are strictly the opinions of the characters and may not represent reality, and enjoy it as a program filled with love for Nagoya.
[00:02] Serura
    You like Nagoya? You poor thing!
SIGN    You Ain't My Kind
[00:07] Serura
    Come to your senses, Monaka-chan!
[00:10] Serura
    It's not right for a middle schooler
    to actually like Nagoya!
[00:12] Serura
    For one thing, Nagoya Station has nothing!
[00:14] Yato
    H-Hisho...
SIGN    Hisho
[00:16] Serura
    And all the food is just brown and salty!
[00:18] Yato
    Urgh...
[00:19] Yato
    But it's tasty!
[00:20] Jin
    Weak counterargument!
[00:22] Yanna
    What're y'all shouting about?
[00:24] Mai
    What's going on?
[00:25] Mai
    Oh, you guys! It's Yatogame.
[00:27] Jin
    She made friends with a middle schooler,
    then they started arguing.
SIGN    ©Nagoya City
SIGN    Chicken wings are hard to eat
SIGN    But they're tasty
[00:31] Yanna
    Are you speakin' Japanese?
[00:32] Serura
    Please, Monaka-chan.
[00:34] Serura
    Leave Nagoya and come to Tokyo with me.
[00:40] Jin
    What is even happening?!
[00:41] Mai
    Oh, no!
[00:42] Mai
    She's one of those
    self-deprecating Nagoyans.
[00:47] Mai
    That uniform... Your middle school
    is in Ichinomiya, isn't it?
[00:52] Jin
    Ichinomiya?
[00:54] Mai
    It's an Owari city a bit outside of Nagoya.
SIGN    Nagoya
SIGN    Ichinomiya
[00:56] Mai
    My school uniform database
    tells me everything.
[00:59] Jin
    Wait, so she's not from Nagoya?
[01:01] Mai
    No.
[01:02] Jin
    From the way she talked,
    I would've sworn she was.
[01:05] Yanna
    Well, people do tend to call
    any place in Aichi "Nagoya."
[01:09] Serura
    What? What?!
[01:10] Serura
    Yes, I'm from Ichinomiya!
    Got a problem with that?!
[01:13] Serura
    Are you saying Ichinomiya
    is beneath Nagoya?!
[01:16] Serura
    That's so non-evo!
[01:17] Mai
    N-No one's saying that...
[01:21] Serura
    You'll pay for this!
[01:22] Jin
    The ultimate cliché in parting lines!
[01:25] Jin
    Why didn't Yatogame argue
    back like she usually does?
[01:28] Mai
    I think it's because that girl
    is part of her in-group, but also not.
[01:30] Yanna
    C'mon, Monaka, get it together.
[01:33] Mai
    People of Aichi go to Nagoya often,
SIGN    Nagoya City
SIGN    Ichinomiya City
SIGN    Only 13 Minutes by Train
[01:35] Mai
    but people who don't live there
    have less love for it,
SIGN    Yeah, so basically, Nagoya is...
[01:38] Mai
    so they tend to be harsher on it
    than true Nagoyans are.
SIGN    Nagoyans at heart
SIGN    but much more objective
SIGN    Outsiders Don't Know
[01:42] Mai
    That said, they make valid points,
    so it's hard to argue them,
SIGN    There's nothing in Nagoya
SIGN    Nagoyans Get Mad
SIGN    That ain't true!!
SIGN    Owari Residents Know
[01:46] Mai
    which has a pretty damaging effect.
SIGN    There's nothing in Nagoya
SIGN    Nagoyans Can't Get Mad
[01:49] Jin
    I see.
[01:50] Jin
    But she did say "you'll pay for this."
[01:53] Mai
    I hope nothing comes of that.
[01:55] Shiharu
    It don't make sense! Why ain't she here?!
[01:58] Nanaho
    I told you, just wait patiently.
[02:01] Shiharu
    Don't be dumb! Who woulda
    thought this'd happen?
[02:05] Nanaho
    I thought it seemed weird that
    you'd come all the way to Nagoya
[02:07] Nanaho
    to observe a school here.
[02:09] Shiharu
    What's the problem? Your parents drove us.
[02:13] Serura
    What? Kansai accents?
[02:14] Serura
    Yikes. Better stay away from them.
[02:16] Shiharu
    Darn it... I was gonna surprise
    Mona-nee so much, she'd pee her pants.
[02:21] Nanaho
    Don't be gross. I can't stand
    that kinda thing.
[02:24] Shiharu
    Aw, lighten up!
SIGN    You Can Do It, Rara-chan!
[02:25] Voices
    You Can Do It, Rara-chan!
[02:30] Guy
    Bottled green tea seems
    to taste a lot better these days.
[02:33] Rika
    It really does.
SIGN    S
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    o
    c
    k
[02:35] Rara
    You prefer lousy bottled tea
    over the tea I make?!
[02:39] Both
    Lousy?!
[02:40] Rika
    Th-That's right.
    You're from Shizuoka, aren't you?
[02:44] Rika
    So you're particular about tea.
[02:46] Rika
    I bet you brew yours from fresh leaves.
[02:48] Rara
    Uh... Th-That's right...
[02:50] Guy
    Makes sense. So where do you
    buy your tea leaves?
[02:53] Rara
    Huh?
[02:54] Rara
    Buy... tea leaves?
SIGN    Yatoga
SIGN    In Shizuoka, most people
     either grow their own tea,
     or receive it from others
SIGN    You steal it?!
SIGN    You steal it?!
SIGN    Yatogame-chan
    Kansatsu Nikki
    Volume 3!!!