E8 - This Ain't Akiba

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SIGN    Many scenes in this program will appear to present a biased view of the people of Nagoya and the surrounding region. Please bear in mind that these scenes are strictly the opinions of the characters and may not represent reality, and enjoy it as a program filled with love for Nagoya.
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[00:00] Na
    Many scenes in this program
    will appear to present
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    a biased view of the people of
    Nagoya and the surrounding region.
[00:04] Na
    Please bear this in mind, and enjoy it as
    a program filled with love for Nagoya.
[00:07] Toshika
    Who was that?!
SIGN    Photography Club Room
[00:09] Jin
    I wish I had my own camera, too.
[00:11] Yanna
    Ya don't need one. Yer phone's enough.
[00:14] Jin
    Yeah, but I'm in the photography club.
SIGN    "This Ain't Akiba"
[00:16] Jin
    Where'd you get your camera, Yatogame?
[00:19] Yato
    Komehyo.
SIGN    Kome (rice)
[00:20] Jin
    Rice? You can buy cameras
    at rice stores in Nagoya?
[00:24] Mai
    Komehyo is a second-hand store.
[00:26] Mai
    The one closest to here is the one in Osu.
[00:29] Jin
    Oh...
[00:30] Yanna
    I bought mine at Ameyoko.
SIGN    Ameyoko
[00:32] Jin
    Ameyoko?! The one in Ueno?
[00:33] Yato
    She's obviously talkin' about
    Nagoya's Ameyoko, in Osu.
SIGN    Ameyoko Building 1
[00:36] Jin
    There's an Ameyoko I didn't know about!
[00:39] Mai
    Okay, why don't we all go to Osu tomorrow
    so Jin-senpai can buy a camera?
[00:43] Yato
    Yep.
[00:44] Yanna
    I guess we gotta!
SIGN    Osu
SIGN    Banshoji-dori
[00:49] Jin
    What's that huge lucky cat statue?
[00:53] Jin
    Birds of a feather, I guess.
[00:54] Yato
    Wha?!
[00:55] Jin
    Are Tadakusa-chan and Sasatsu here?
[00:58] Jin
    Not yet, huh?
[01:01] Jin
    Man, they're late. Where are they?
[01:03] Yato
    Probably stuck in traffic or somethin'.
[01:05] Jin
    Aren't they riding trains?
SIGN    Yatoga
SIGN    Cars are widely used in Nagoya,
SIGN    so most Nagoyans aren't
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[01:09] Jin
    What kind of place is Osu, anyway?
[01:12] Yato
    It's got restaurants, electronics,
    subculture... lots of stuff.
[01:16] Jin
    Oh, so it's like Akiba?
[01:21] Yato
    It's nothin' like that!
[01:23] Maid
    Welcome, Master!
[01:23] Yato
    It has maid cafés!
[01:24] Jin
    Like Akiba.
[01:25] Guy
    Hey, care for one?
[01:25] Yato
    Kebab!
[01:26] Jin
    Like Akiba.
[01:27] Yato
    Whole shops of capsule machines!
[01:28] Jin
    Like Akiba!
[01:29] Yato
    Soup stock in vending machines!
SIGN    This vending machine was removed in January 2019.
    It no longer exists.
[01:30] Jin
    Like Aki— Wait, what?!
[01:34] Jin
    Wow! This place is gorgeous!
[01:37] Jin
    A-Are you sure we can be in here?
[01:39] Jin
    It feels super ritzy.
[01:41] Yato
    I-I-I-I-I-It's fine.
[01:45] Jin
    Why are you nervous, too?!
[01:48] Lady
    Is there anything I can help you find?
[01:51] Jin
    Okay, you're way too jumpy.
[01:53] Jin
    How did someone this anxious
    around strangers buy a camera?
[01:57] Jin
    Well, I guess you're more comfortable
    with me than with a stranger, huh?
[02:02] Yato
    Please buy him!
[02:06] Jin
    Um, I'm here to buy a camera.
[02:08] Jin
    I'd like one that's not too expensive.
[02:11] Lady
    In that case, how about this one?
[02:13] Lady
    It's a very good deal.
[02:15] Yato
    Get that one!
[02:16] Jin
    Huh? But this bargain camera is cheaper.
[02:20] Yato
    No bargain stuff! Go for the deal!
[02:23] Jin
    Don't those mean the same thing?
SIGN    Yatoga
SIGN    Nagoyans
SIGN    can't resist
SIGN    a "deal"
[02:29] Jin
    I actually managed to buy one.
[02:31] Jin
    Tadakusa-chan and Sasatsu
    never showed up, though.
[02:35] Jin
    An idol concert?
[02:38] Mai
    Yeah! Yeah! Whoo-hoo-hoo!
[02:40] Mai
    Yeah! Yeah! Whoo-hoo-hoo!
[02:42] Mai
    Yeah! Yeah!
[02:44] Mai
    Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
[02:45] Mai
    They've come down to the Osu plaza!
[02:48] Mai
    Angels with shining smiles!
[02:50] Jin
    What the heck is she doing?!
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