E11 - It Ain't Cool Here

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SIGN    * D i s c l a i m e r
SIGN    Many scenes in this program will appear to present a biased view of the people of Nagoya and the surrounding region. Please bear in mind that these scenes are strictly the opinions of the characters and may not represent reality, and enjoy it as a program filled with love for Nagoya.
[00:00] Mai
    They put up this disclaimer every time.
[00:03] Yanna
    They're thinkin' they can
    get away with anything
[00:05] ---
    if they say it's "filled
    with love for Nagoya."
[00:08] Yato
    Well, they can't!
[00:09] Jin
    Are you guys in any position to talk?
SIGN    "It Ain't Cool Here"
[00:12] Jin
    It's way too hot.
[00:13] Jin
    This muggy heat is clinging
    to my entire body.
[00:16] Jin
    And it's only June!
[00:17] Jin
    Is this really Nagoya and not Okinawa?
[00:23] Jin
    Huh? We're underground?
[00:25] Yato
    Walkin' around outside in Nagoya
    during the summer will kill ya.
[00:29] Jin
    Is there some kind of biohazard here?!
[00:32] Yato
    Ya don't wanna underestimate Nagoya summers.
[00:35] Yato
    Ya gotta walk underground where
    it's cool, or ya won't last.
[00:38] Jin
    Why is it so hot in Nagoya?
[00:41] Yato
    Nagoya has wide streets and not
    much stuff to block the sun.
[00:45] Jin
    Oh... So there's too much land,
    plus the buildings are short.
[00:49] Yato
    That ain't what I said!
[00:50] Mai
    When summer hits Nagoya,
SIGN    Noubi Plain (Nagoya)
SIGN    Suzuka Mountains
SIGN    Foehn Winds
[00:52] Mai
    warm winds carry humid air down to the Noubi
    Plain from the mountain southwest of here,
SIGN    Heat Island
[00:56] Mai
    so it gets stinking hot.
[00:58] Jin
    "Stinking"?!
[00:59] Mai
    Being an urban area raises
    the temperature even more,
SIGN    Heat Island
[01:01] Mai
    making it hot as hell.
SIGN    Heat Reflected
     by Roads
SIGN    Heat Reflected by Buildings
[01:03] Jin
    "Hot as hell"?!
[01:06] Jin
    If it's this hot in Nagoya,
    then Okinawa must be hell.
[01:10] Mai
    Huh?
[01:11] Mai
    But Nagoya is hotter than Okinawa.
[01:14] Jin
    What the hell, Nagoya?!
[01:16] Mai
    Okinawa doesn't have foehn winds,
    so it's actually cooler than Honshu...
SIGN    Cool
[01:21] Jin
    Are you okay?! Is it heat stroke?!
[01:23] Mai
    I haven't been sleeping well lately.
[01:26] Jin
    Really? Why not?
[01:28] Mai
    I'm just so excited to switch
    to summer uniforms tomorrow.
[01:31] Jin
    S-Switching uniforms?
[01:34] Mai
    You'll understand tomorrow.
[01:37] Jin
    It just means changing to
    short sleeves, doesn't it?
[01:40] Mai
    Good morning, Senpai!
[01:42] Jin
    Hey, good mo—
[01:44] Jin
    Wait, those are long sleeves!
[01:46] Jin
    You even wear long sleeves in summer here?
[01:49] Mai
    This is the same spring and fall
    uniform I was wearing yesterday.
[01:54] Jin
    Why were you so excited about it, then?
[01:57] Mai
    Because...
[01:58] Mai
    Starting today I get to see Yatogame-chan
    in her summer uniform! Why else?!
[02:04] Mai
    Yatogame-chan!
[02:05] Yato
    S-Stop gawkin' at me...
[02:09] Jin
    Um... Sorry, what's so amazing about it?
[02:12] Mai
    What?! You don't see it?!
[02:15] Mai
    The collar! It's bigger,
    and it's cut to below the chest!
[02:19] Mai
    It's what we call a "Nagoya collar"!
[02:21] Jin
    It is big! And frankly, it looks dorky!
SIGN    * Jin-kun's Personal Opinion
[02:24] Mai
    I think it's cute how it's so big.
[02:26] Jin
    So you only wear Nagoya collars in summer?
[02:29] Yato
    We normally wear these during all seasons.
[02:32] Jin
    Then why...
[02:34] Mai
    A lot of people say it looks dorky,
[02:36] Mai
    so I compromise by wearing the normal
    design in spring and fall.
[02:41] Jin
    See? It is dorky.
[02:43] Mai
    But I love this dorky yet cute look!
[02:46] Jin
    And what's your opinion, Yatogame?
[02:48] Yato
    I... don't really...
[02:51] Yato
    I mean...
[02:53] Jin
    She's wavering...
[02:54] Jin
    D-Do boys' uniforms not have Nagoya collars?
[02:57] Mai
    Well, of course they don't.
[02:59] ---