E9 - It Ain't Weird

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SIGN    * D i s c l a i m e r
SIGN    Many scenes in this program will appear to present a biased view
     of the people of Nagoya and the surrounding region.
     Please bear in mind that these scenes are strictly the
     opinions of the characters and may not represent reality,
     and enjoy it as a program filled with love for Nagoya.
    
SIGN    Satou Kaede
     (Nogizaka46)
[00:01] Na
    Many scenes in this program will appear
[00:03] Na
    to present a biased view of the people
    of Nagoya and the surrounding region,
[00:06] Na
    but please enjoy this program
    filled with love for Nagoya.
[00:09] Na
    It may not seem very Nagoyan,
    but my Nagoya recommendation
[00:13] Na
    is imo kenpi!
[00:15] Na
    Kakuozan!
SIGN    imo kenpi kakuozan
[00:17] Jin
    Search for "Kakuozan" and
    "imo kenpi" together!
[00:19] Jin
    Hey, guys.
SIGN    "It Ain't Weird"
[00:25] Yato
    Cut it out!
[00:26] Jin
    Your love for Yatogame has
    brought you to this point?!
[00:29] Mai
    No!
SIGN    Mito
SIGN    Sendai
SIGN    Nagoya
SIGN    Japan's Three Ugliest Creatures
[00:30] Mai
    Jin-senpai, did you know Nagoya is one
[00:32] ---
    of the three cities said to be the
    home of the ugliest people in Japan?
[00:35] Jin
    The ugliest people in Japan?
[00:37] Mai
    I won't accept it!
[00:38] ---
    Yatogame-chan is so cute!
[00:40] Yanna
    Which brings us to this!
[00:41] Jin
    Style Photos... a hairstyle contest?
SIGN    Style Photos
SIGN    Hairstyle
    Contest
[00:44] Yanna
    Yep!
[00:45] Mai
    If we win this contest, we'll no longer
    be known as the home of ugly people...
[00:49] Mai
    I bet!
[00:50] Mai
    Okay, first, we'll brush your hair.
[00:56] Jin
    Do you have springs in there or something?!
[00:58] Jin
    How does Yatogame's hairstyle even work?
[01:01] Yanna
    Right, just leave this to me!
SIGN    Super Strong
    Hair Wax
SIGN    Flat
[01:08] Yanna
    Now it's perfect!
[01:10] Yanna
    My eyes!
[01:11] Mai
    If we can't change the top...
[01:14] Mai
    Let's just give her a Nagoya maki.
[01:14] Yanna
    I'm blind! I'm blind!
[01:16] Jin
    Nagoya maki?
[01:17] Jin
    Is that...
SIGN    Nagoya Maki
[01:19] Jin
    a Nagoya wrap?
[01:20] Jin
    Should I go buy some fried shrimp?
[01:23] Mai
    Why?
[01:25] Rara
    A Nagoya maki is...
[01:27] Rara
    the name of a hairstyle that
    used to be popular in Nagoya.
SIGN    Floof
[01:33] Jin
    Bedhead?
[01:39] Mai
    I guess a Nagoya maki was never
    going to work with short hair.
[01:44] Mai
    Er?
[01:44] Yanna
    Stare...
[01:45] Mai
    Wh-What?
SIGN    Loose Floof
[01:50] Yanna
    Hey, hey! Look over here, please!
[01:53] Mai
    D-Don't look at me!
[01:55] Mai
    I'm not used to being the
    center of attention!
[01:58] Yanna
    But it looks great on ya.
[01:59] Yanna
    We oughta just send Mai's
    photo for the contest.
[02:02] Mai
    Wouldn't it look much better
    on you than on me, President?
[02:08] Yanna
    Uh... N-Nah, I...
SIGN    Gal Floof
[02:13] Mai
    Excellent, President! Look this way!
[02:16] Mai
    Over here, please!
[02:17] Yanna
    Cut it out! Go away, dang it!
SIGN    A Later Day
[02:20] Mai
    Everyone! Big news!
[02:22] Mai
    We actually placed in that contest!
[02:24] Jin
    What?! With whose photo?
[02:27] Mai
    Well, this says the catlike
    look to the sides is cute...
SIGN    Bronze
[02:31] Jin
    This is just the usual Yatogame.
SIGN    Yatogame-chan Kansatsu Nikki Volume 2
SIGN    Yatogame-chan Kansatsu Nikki Volume 2
SIGN    Jandara-senpai Is Beauticute!!
[03:08] Jandara
    What's wrong?
[03:10] Teppei
    Well, I was born in Chiba,
[03:13] Teppei
    but I always say I'm from
    "right next to Tokyo."
SIGN    Tokyo
SIGN    Chiba
SIGN    Tokyo
[03:16] Teppei
    Do you tell people you're from Nagoya,
    since Aichi is less familiar?
[03:20] Jandara
    Nope, because I'm from Mikawa.
[03:22] Teppei
    But, I mean, when there's
    just no other way...
[03:25] Jandara
    Still nope.
[03:26] Jandara
    Aichi is Aichi.
[03:27] Teppei
    That's some gumption!
[03:29] ---