E12 - Let's All Get Along

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SIGN    "Let's All Get Along"
[00:00] Jin
    Man, that took forever.
[00:02] Jin
    "I'm here." There.
[00:05] Mai
    Oh, it looks like Jin-senpai is here.
[00:07] Yanna
    Oh, yeah. I'd forgotten all about him.
[00:09] Mai
    Let's go meet him.
SIGN    comes to Sun Beach Nikkogawa!
[00:11] Voice
    The Third Greatest Cities 5
    idol event will begin at 3:00 PM.
[00:14] Jin
    Here's the camera.
[00:16] Mai
    Thank you!
[00:17] Voice
    We hope you'll all join in.
[00:17] Jin
    It's pretty busy here.
    Is there an event going on?
[00:20] Mai
    They're saying an idol event
    is about to start!
[00:22] Jin
    Oh...
[00:23] Mai
    The five members of TGC5
[00:25] Mai
    are from Sapporo, Sendai,
    Kobe, Hiroshima, and Fukuoka.
[00:29] Mai
    They're out to prove that their hometowns
    should be Japan's third-greatest city.
SIGN    3 Greatest Cities
[00:33] Jin
    People are that fixated
    on being the third-greatest city?
SIGN    Nagoya? Sapporo? Fukuoka?
    Sendai? Kobe? Yokohama? Hiroshima?
SIGN    Osaka
SIGN    Tokyo
[00:35] Mai
    Well, the first and second
    positions won't ever change.
[00:38] Yato
    I ain't gonna let that slide!
[00:39] Jin
    It's only times like this
    when you're quick to jump in!
[00:41] Yami
    If ya wanna run yer mouth,
    I'll set ya straight!
SIGN    K
    a
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SIGN    Sendai
[00:43] Yami
    I'm Kabane Yami!
[00:44] Chiyoru
    Hiroshima's tastes are the only tastes!
SIGN    Hiroshima
SIGN    B
    u
    c
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[00:46] Chiyoru
    I'm Buchi Chiyoru!
[00:47] Tooru
    Everyone doin' super good?
SIGN    Kobe
SIGN    A
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[00:49] Tooru
    I'm Arakomi Tooru!
[00:50] Mana
    With a big heart, anything's possible!
SIGN    Sapporo
SIGN    T
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[00:52] Mana
    I'm Takeshitsu Mana!
[00:53] Toyone
    Number one in population growth,
    growth rate, and youth ratio!
SIGN    N
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SIGN    T
    o
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SIGN    Fukuoka
[00:56] Toyone
    Fukuoka oughta be the capital city!
[00:58] Toyone
    I'm Nanbashi Toyone!
[00:59] Toyone
    The third-greatest city in Japan is...
[01:02] Five
    Sapporo! Kobe! Fukuoka!
     Hiroshima! Sendai!
[01:03] Tooru
    We're here in Nagoya to declare war over
    the title of Japan's third greatest city!
[01:08] Mana
    The showdown is on to find
    out which city wins the title!
[01:09] Yanna
    The heck is with these girls?
[01:12] Yami
    We'll be competin' with a rap battle!
[01:14] Yami
    You'll be facin' me soon enough!
[01:16] Tooru
    Who wants to challenge us? Hands up!
[01:18] Yato
    I'll take y'all on.
[01:21] Yato
    I'm not lettin' any of y'all
    be the third greatest.
[01:24] Jin
    Can Yatogame actually rap?
[01:26] Mai
    Jin-senpai, Nagoya has produced
    an impressive number of hip-hop artists.
[01:30] Jin
    Huh?!
[01:31] Mai
    And there are lots who've made names
    for themselves nationwide!
[01:34] Mai
    I can see Yatogame-chan's
    hip-hop soul clearly!
[01:38] Yato
    Hmph!
[01:39] Chiyoru
    You'll be up against me!
[01:41] Chiyoru
    Hiroshima love and rap, from me to you!
[01:43] Chiyoru
    From Onomichi's shutout to momiji manju!
SIGN    Smooth Chunky Matcha Cream Chocolate
[01:45] Chiyoru
    Mach speed love for chunky an,
    smooth an, and matcha!
SIGN    Love
[01:47] Chiyoru
    Matsuda Stadium's graphical
    red duds comin' atcha!
[01:49] Chiyoru
    Cheers perk up the town
    as koi swim up the fall!
[01:51] Chiyoru
    Wanna be mean? I'll clobber y'all!
[01:52] Yato
    Hiroshima? Specialties?
[01:54] Yato
    The winner's miso topping!
    Fix your priorities!
[01:57] Yato
    Koi are so yesterday! We've got dragons!
[01:59] Yato
    The bands at Nagoya Dome
    are so deluxe, your mind's gone!
SIGN    ° Its official name is "Vantelin Dome Nagoya."
[02:00] Yato
    Representin' Nagoya, Yatogame Monaka!
SIGN    Fukuoka
    Love Forever
[02:05] Toyone
    Yer a worthy opponent. My turn now!
[02:09] Toyone
    The number one miso prefecture
    is Nagano, not Nagoya!
SIGN    Nagano
[02:12] Yato
    It ain't about consumption!
    No one can top Nagoya's love for miso!
[02:16] Yato
    Also, the only miso dish
    Sapporo has is ramen!
[02:19] Rika
    Yatogame...
[02:19] Recchiri
    Wow.
[02:20] Rara
    How cool. I want in on this, too.
[02:23] Tooru
    Night views, waterfalls, Buddha statues?
[02:24] Tooru
    Kobe's the sightseeing spot to choose!
[02:26] Tooru
    In the sightseeing game,
    Nagoya's gonna lose!
[02:28] Yato
    Night views and Buddha statues
    are the same everywhere!
[02:30] Yato
    Kobe comes in second
    to Osaka in sightseeing!
[02:32] Nanaho
    True.
[02:33] Shiharu
    Yep.
[02:34] Yami
    Our general, Date Masamune,
    ain't just for show!
[02:36] Yami
    Beef tongue's a worthier dinner
    than katsu, y'know!
[02:37] Yato
    He ain't nothin' compared to the three greats,
    Nobunaga, Hideyoshi, and Ieyasu!
[02:41] Yato
    Try again after ya take over Japan!
[02:42] Serura
    Monaka-chan's so evo!
[02:43] Tsuji
    Very evo.
[02:44] Toyone
    Nobody walks in Nagoya!
[02:46] Toyone
    Nothin' like the full bloom of Fukuoka!
[02:48] Yato
    Nagoya's underground is highly advanced!
[02:50] Yato
    Nobody walks on the surface all the time!
[02:51] Yato
    Everyone in Fukuoka
    still walks above ground!
[02:53] Toyone
    Underground? What are you, a mole?
[02:55] Toyone
    Ain't y'all got stations in that trash hole?
[02:57] Toyone
    Fukuoka's got more attractions!
    It makes more sense to walk!
[03:02] Jin
    I feel like they're just arguing.
[03:04] Mai
    What's wrong with that,
    Jin-senpai? They're having fun.
[03:07] Yanna
    Nice, Monaka!
[03:11] Rara
    So cool!
[03:12] Jin
    I guess so.
[03:13] Mai
    Besides...
[03:15] Mai
    No one cares which is the third-greatest city,
    except people from those cities.
[03:18] Jin
    You don't mince words!
[03:21] Chiyoru
    Oysters!
[03:21] Yami
    Zunda!
[03:22] Tooru
    Kobe beef!
[03:22] Mana
    Horsehair crab!
[03:23] Toyone
    Mentaiko!
[03:24] Yato
    Chicken wings! Hitsumabushi!
    Miso oden! Miso katsu!
[03:26] Yato
    Miso-stewed udon!