E6 - A Woman's Heart Is Complicated

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SIGN    Many scenes in this program will appear to present a biased view of the people of Nagoya and the surrounding region. Please bear in mind that these scenes are strictly the opinions of the characters and may not represent reality, and enjoy it as a program filled with love for Nagoya.
[00:02] Mai
    I doubt she'll wear it,
SIGN    "A Woman's Heart Is Complicated"
[00:04] Mai
    but I bought a hair pin that'll
    look great on Yatogame-chan.
[00:06] Mai
    Oh! Yatogame-cha—
[00:08] Kei
    How cute! It's perfect for you!
[00:10] Kei
    Look, Mai Mai! Isn't Mona-chan adorable?
[00:12] Yato
    Er... gah...
SIGN    Please let
    me take a
    picture later
[00:15] Mai
    Everyone knows Yatogame-chan is adorable.
SIGN    Yatoga
SIGN    Keep an appropriate
     distance from your
     favorite!
[00:17] Mai
    Wait, no! You're too close
    to her! Step back!
[00:20] Kei
    Aw, are you jealous?
[00:24] Kei
    What's that?
[00:25] Mai
    What is that girl's deal?
    Even I've never called her "Mona-chan"!
[00:30] Mai
    I guess I'm just...
[00:33] Yanna
    What's with you, Mai?
[00:34] Jin
    You're acting weird.
[00:35] Yato
    That ain't Tadakusa.
[00:36] Yato
    That's the personality that shows up
[00:38] Yato
    when Tadakusa falls
    all the way to the dark side.
[00:40] Yato
    It's Tadarksa!
[00:41] Both
    Tadarksa?!
[00:43] Jin
    What should we do?
SIGN    Photography
    Club
    Room
[00:44] Yato
    If we can satisfy her heart...
[00:46] Jin
    Should we say nice stuff about Gifu?
[00:48] Yato
    Yeah...
[00:48] Yanna
    Leave it to me!
SIGN    Sweetfish Cake
SIGN    Grilled Sweetfish
SIGN    Sashimi
[00:49] Yanna
    Mai! Gifu's sweetfish is the best
    in the world, ain't it?
SIGN    Toyama
SIGN    Ishikawa
SIGN    Fukui
SIGN    Gifu
SIGN    Nagano
SIGN    Shiga
SIGN    Mie
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[00:52] Mai
    We only eat sweetfish 'cause
    there's no ocean nearby. Pathetic.
[00:56] Mai
    The people of Gifu want to eat tuna, too!
SIGN    Gi
SIGN    Tuna
[01:00] Yato
    Gifu's got lotsa tourist spots, like Hida
    Takayama and the Gero Hot Springs!
[01:05] Mai
    Yes, those are in Gifu,
    but they're in the Hida area!
SIGN    Nagoya City
SIGN    Gifu City
SIGN    Gero City
[01:07] Mai
    You have to cross mountains
    and run over fields to get there!
SIGN    Takayama City
SIGN    Hida City
[01:10] Mai
    Who's gonna go there?! Pathetic!
SIGN    Gi
[01:12] Yato
    I can't get past the "Gi" aura!
[01:16] Kei
    A woman's heart is a troublesome thing.
[01:18] Jin
    Going on what you just said...
    Isn't it good to have so much nature?
[01:21] Jin
    It's great that you don't have
    to rely on amusement parks!
[01:23] Mai
    Gifu has Enakyo Wonderland, you know.
[01:25] Jin
    Oops.
[01:26] Mai
    It's the perfect amusement park,
    with so many attractions
SIGN    Enakyo Wonderland
SIGN    Ocarina Painting
SIGN    Kaleidoscope Making
    Experience Crafting!
SIGN    Wind Chime Painting
SIGN    Over 30 Attractions!!
SIGN    Interact with Animals in
    the Neighboring Enakyo Tenkaien!!
[01:29] Mai
    that you wouldn't think it's in Gifu.
SIGN    The Ena Gorge Is Visible from Every Attraction!!
[01:30] Mai
    And the view of the natural scenery
    from the 50-meter Ferris wheel is glorious!
[01:34] Jin
    Yeah! See? Nature is the best!
[01:36] Mai
    It's nature that's the problem.
[01:37] Jin
    Huh?
[01:38] Mai
    It's closed in winter
    because of all the snow!
SIGN    Days Closed
    Every Tuesday and Wednesday
    (open during spring break, Golden Week, Silver Week, and Holidays)
    Winter
[01:40] Mai
    That's what you get for building
    an amusement park in the mountains!
SIGN    Gi
[01:42] Mai
    There's such a thing as
    too much nature! Pathetic!
[01:45] Mai
    All we ever talk about is our home
    prefectures... Pathetic...
[01:48] Yato
    Tadakusa...
[01:49] Mai
    Just leave me a—
[01:52] Yato
    Tadakusa...
[01:55] Kei
    Mona-chan never calls people by their names.
[01:57] Yanna
    True.
[01:58] Jin
    She's only ever called me "Tokyo."
[02:00] Kei
    But she calls Mai Mai "Tadakusa."
[02:04] Mai
    I have...
[02:06] Mai
    no regrets in my life!
[02:08] Jin
    She's cleansed!
SIGN    Shiharu and Nanaho
[02:10] Shiharu
    Shiharu and...
[02:11] Nanaho
    ...Nanaho.
[02:12] Shiharu
    I'm Mona-nee's favorite! Itemae Shiharu!
[02:15] Nanaho
    I'm Koshiyasu Nanaho.
[02:17] Shiharu
    Anyway, why am I gettin' so little
    screen time this season?
[02:19] Nanaho
    Don't ask me...
[02:21] Shiharu
    The problem is that Nagoyans are so vain!
[02:23] Shiharu
    They oughta treat us equally!
[02:24] Nanaho
    You really wanna be seen, huh?
[02:25] Shiharu
    Staff! Give us the same pay you give them!
[02:28] Nanaho
    You were talking about the pay?
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SIGN    Yatogame-chan Kansatsu Nikki Volume 4