E3 - It Ain't Dull

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SIGN    * D i s c l a i m e r
[00:00] Na
    Many scenes in this program will appear to present a biased view
     of the people of Nagoya and the surrounding region.
     Please bear in mind that these scenes are strictly the
     opinions of the characters and may not represent reality,
     and enjoy it as a program filled with love for Nagoya.
    
SIGN    Kouda Mei
     (OS☆U)
[00:02] Na
    Thank you for watching Yatogame-chan
    Kansatsu Nikki again today.
[00:06] Na
    If you come to Nagoya, be sure to
    visit the Osu shopping district!
[00:09] Na
    Everyone, young or old, can find
    something to enjoy there.
[00:13] Na
    I recommend the miso nikomi udon!
[00:15] Na
    This has been official Yatogame-chan
    cosplayer and PR ambassador Kouda Mei of OS☆U!
[00:21] Jin
    Wow, she's my age?
[00:23] ---
    She's really got it together.
SIGN    "It Ain't Dull"
[00:26] Jin
    Today is the ball sports tournament.
SIGN    35th Annual Ball Sports Tournament: Taspony
[00:29] Jin
    but seriously, what is this
    "taspony" thing we're doing?
[00:31] Jin
    It's a local sport, right?
SIGN    Taspony Rules
    Players can only use their left or right hand, from wrist to fingertips.
    Serve by dropping the ball and hitting it on the first bounce.
    Hitting after the first bounce is only required when serving
    or receiving; during a rally, it can be hit after one bounce or no bounce.
    
    
    • Reaching over the net to hit the ball before it crosses the net
    • Touching the net with any part of the body
    • The same player touching the ball twice in succession (dribbling)
    • Grasping the ball or receiving it with a scooping motion (holding)
[00:33] Jin
    Since it has "pony" in it, does it use horses?
[00:35] Mai
    I'm not sure.
[00:37] Yanna
    Seriously, what the heck is it?
[00:40] Jin
    You guys don't know, either?!
SIGN    Taspony
[00:43] Mai
    Oh, I gotta go.
[00:45] Yanna
    Same.
[00:48] Jin
    Hey, Toshika.
[00:50] Jin
    You and Yatogame were the ones
    that picked taspony, right?
[00:53] Toshika
    A-About that...
[00:55] (Flashback) Yato
    Let's pick taspony!
[00:57] (Flashback) Toshika
    Eep! Whatever you say!
[01:00] Toshika
    I couldn't say anything against her!
[01:02] Jin
    What the heck happened?
[01:06] Toshika
    Well, time for me to go!
[01:08] Jin
    Hey, wait!
[01:09] Jin
    What's up with her?
[01:11] Jin
    Yatogame?
[01:12] ---
    She looks really happy.
[01:15] Yato
    Uh-huh. Everyone's playin' taspony.
[01:19] Jin
    So what is taspony, anyway?
[01:21] Yato
    Take a look!
[01:27] Yato
    Taspony is a new sport born in Atsuta, Nagoya.
[01:30] Yato
    It's basically like tennis, except ya
    smack a sponge ball back and forth.
[01:34] Yato
    Since it's a sponge ball,
    it can't hurt anyone,
[01:36] Yato
    so it's safe to play!
[01:38] Yato
    Plus, the court is small and
     doesn't take up much space,
[01:41] Yato
    and it's so easy, even those
    two are playin' it just fine!
[01:44] Yato
    Also, look!
[01:46] Mai
    I'm not done...
[01:48] Toshika
    One more try...
[01:53] Yato
    Check it out!
[01:55] Yato
    A new friendship is born!
[01:57] Yato
    So it's an awesome sport that anyone can play.
[02:01] Jin
    It sounds kinda boring.
[02:05] Yanna
    Friendship is always beautiful.
[02:07] Yanna
    But ya know what, Monaka?
[02:08] Yato
    Yep?
[02:09] Yanna
    The next two up are you and me!
[02:12] Yanna
    Sorry, but I'm gonna be takin' the win!
[02:14] Yato
    Hmph! Ya might be a worthy opponent!
[02:19] Jin
    I'm not sure where all this passion came from.
[02:21] Jin
    Yatogame seems pretty athletic,
    but what about Sasatsu?
[02:26] Mai
    This game is going to get wild.
SIGN    Yatogame Sasatsu
[02:29] Rara
    Okay, here we go!
[02:31] Rara
    Ready...
[02:33] ---
    Play taspony!
[02:37] Yanna
    Monaka! I ain't gonna hold back!
[02:40] Yato
    Yep!
[02:41] Yanna
    Finishing move...
[02:43] Yanna
    Ise Bay Shrimp Curve!
[02:47] Yato
    Hisho Tornado!
[02:57] Jin
    Those sounds are so dull after all that passion!
SIGN    Yatogame-chan Kansatsu Nikki Volume 2