E12 - It Ain't Number Three

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SIGN    * D i s c l a i m e r
[00:00] Na
    Many scenes in this program will appear to present a biased view
     of the people of Nagoya and the surrounding region.
     Please bear in mind that these scenes are strictly the
     opinions of the characters and may not represent reality,
     and enjoy it as a program filled with love for Nagoya.
    
SIGN    Mystery
SIGN    Manga Author Ando Masaki
    And His Editor, Adachi
[00:01] Na
    Many scenes in this program will appear
[00:02] ---
    to present a biased view of the people
    of Nagoya and the surrounding region.
[00:05] Na
    That's the author of the manga saying so!
[00:06] Na
    Please bear in mind that these
    scenes are strictly the opinions
[00:09] ---
    of the characters and may
    not represent reality...
[00:12] Na
    That's important!
[00:13] Na
    ...and enjoy it as a program
    filled with love for Nagoya.
[00:15] Na
    Please do!
[00:16] Jin
    Excuses!
[00:18] Yato
    Japan's number three city is Nagoya...
SIGN    "It Ain't Number Three"
[00:22] Mai
    It seems like finding out that Nagoya
    wasn't the number three city
[00:25] ---
    was quite a shock to her.
[00:27] Yanna
    Nagoya does get skipped a lot, too.
[00:29] Jin
    Is it really skipped that much?
[00:31] Mai
    For example...
SIGN    35 titles
SIGN    12 titles
SIGN    {\pos(204,309)\fad(1,434)
    \t(7592,7593,\alpha&HFF&)}Tokyo Aichi
[00:32] Mai
    A certain publisher has had 35
    manga titles adapted as anime,
[00:36] Mai
    but only twelve were broadcast in Aichi.
[00:39] Jin
    That's not many!
[00:40] Rara
    And Shizuoka got zero!
[00:42] Rara
    Maybe Mt. Fuji is blocking the signals...
SIGN    1\frz-22.38\pos(60,221)\fad(152,1)}Yatogame-chan Kansatsu Nikki*
    is trying to be broadcast
    all over Japan
SIGN    Yatoga
[00:45] Yanna
    Well, I still consider Nagoya
    the number three city.
[00:49] Jin
    I guess there are lots of others
    besides Nagoya, though.
[00:52] Yato
    Japan's number three city is...
[00:55] Yato
    It's Nagoya!
[00:57] Yato
    It ain't Fukuoka or Yokohama!
[00:57] BG
    Nagoya! Nagoya! Nagoya!
[01:00] Four
    I won't let that happen!
[01:01] Yato
    Who're you guys?!
[01:02] Sapporo
    The number three city is Sapporo!
[01:04] Kobe
    What're you sayin'?
[01:06] Kobe
    It's Kobe!
[01:07] Sendai
    No way! It's Sendai!
[01:09] Hiroshima
    What're you talkin' about?
[01:11] Hiroshima
    It's Hiroshima!
[01:12] All
    The number three city is...
[01:13] All
    Nagoya!
[01:13] All
    Sapporo!
[01:13] All
    Kobe!
[01:13] All
    Sendai!
[01:13] All
    Hiroshima!
[01:15] Jin
    Like Sapporo, for example...
[01:16] Mai
    Sapporo has too much snow, so it's out.
[01:19] Jin
    Only in winter!
[01:20] Sapporo
    You're kidding!
SIGN    Sapporo is the largest city
SIGN    in Hokkaido with a population
SIGN    of 1.96 million.
SIGN    Yatoga
[01:21] Jin
    And Kyoto and Kobe, too.
[01:23] Yanna
    Kyoto and Kobe count as part of Osaka.
[01:26] Jin
    The same logic you used on Yokohama?!
[01:28] Kobe
    What the?!
[01:29] Jin
    Then what about Hiroshima and Sendai?
[01:31] Rara
    All Hiroshima did was add
    yakisoba to okonomiyaki,
[01:34] Rara
    and all Sendai has is zunda mochi.
[01:36] Jin
    They have more! You're way too biased!
[01:39] Hiroshima
    What the heck?!
[01:40] Sendai
    We lose!
[01:41] Yato
    But I managed to defend our
    number three title to the death!
[01:44] Fukuoka
    What the heck are you sayin'?!
[01:47] Fukuoka
    The number three city is...
[01:49] Fukuoka
    Fukuoka, obviously!
SIGN    Fukuoka
SIGN    Number Three City
SIGN    Oden
SIGN    Ramen
[01:51] Fukuoka
    The game's on!
[01:53] Fukuoka
    First of all, Fukuoka...
[01:55] Fukuoka
    ranks fifth in cities people want to live in!
SIGN    Cities People
SIGN    Want to Live In
SIGN    No.
SIGN    Yatoga
SIGN    Cities People
SIGN    Want to Live in
SIGN    Nagoya's rank:
SIGN    9th
[01:59] Fukuoka
    Next...
[02:01] Fukuoka
    It has the third most nationally recognized
     historical, scenic, and natural landmarks!
SIGN    Number of Nationally Recognized Historical,
SIGN    Scenic, and Natural Landmarks
SIGN    No.
SIGN    Number of Nationally Recognized
    Historical, Scenic, and
     Natural Landmarks
    Nagoya's rank: 23rd
SIGN    Yatoga
[02:06] Fukuoka
    And...
[02:07] Fukuoka
    The number one food enjoyed as a side...
[02:10] Fukuoka
    is mentaiko!
SIGN    Foods Enjoyed as a Side
SIGN    Ranked No.
[02:13] Yato
    C-Crap!
[02:15] Yato
    I can't beat mentaiko!
[02:17] Miso
    That ain't true!
[02:19] Yato
    That voice!
[02:21] Miso
    Have more confidence, Yatogame.
[02:23] Miso
    Ya got me on yer side, after all...
SIGN    Miso
[02:26] Miso
    Me, miso!
[02:28] Yato
    I-I'd forgotten what was important!
[02:31] Yato
    Anything ya put miso on...
[02:35] Yato
    attains the flavor of Nagoya!
[02:40] Fukuoka
    But mentaiko goes with everything...
[02:43] Yato
    Miso! Miso! Miso!
[02:46] Mai
    Oh? She looks so happy.
[02:49] Jin
    Looks like her bad dream turned into a good one.
[02:53] Yato
    Nagoya is the best number
    three city in Japan!
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SIGN    Yatogame-chan Kansatsu Nikki Volume 2