E2 - Welcome, Student Council President

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SIGN    * D i s c l a i m e r
SIGN    Many scenes in this program will appear to present a biased view of the people of Nagoya and the surrounding region. Please bear in mind that these scenes are strictly the opinions of the characters and may not represent reality, and enjoy it as a program filled with love for Nagoya.
[00:02] Rara
    What should I do?
[00:04] Rara
    I never thought this would happen...
[00:06] Teacher
    Shonai-sensei.
SIGN    "Welcome, Student Council President"
[00:07] Teacher
    The principal wants to see you.
[00:09] Rara
    Okay!
[00:09] Rara
    What?
[00:11] (Flashback) Rara
    Disband the club?
SIGN    D
    I
    S
    B
    A
    N
    D
    ?
[00:13] Rara
    How am I going to tell them?
[00:15] Yanna
    Hey, know what I was thinkin'?
[00:16] Yanna
    Everyone sees the shapes
    of prefectures differently, right?
[00:19] Jin
    Oh, yeah, I guess so.
[00:21] Yanna
    I think Aichi looks like a crab!
[00:23] Yato
    A crab? It can't be a crab!
SIGN    Dinosaur
SIGN    Kangaroo
[00:25] Yato
    Ain't it a kangaroo
    or a dinosaur or somethin'?
[00:26] Yanna
    Ain't that a bit forced?
[00:28] Yanna
    Mai, what's Gifu?
[00:29] Mai
    Gifu is amazing! It looks just like a dog!
SIGN    Woof
[00:31] Yanna
    A dog? Like this?
[00:33] Mai
    No, no! Look, you just do this!
SIGN    Wan!!
[00:35] Yato
    That's a melon soda from Komeda.
[00:37] Jin
    Can't you just call it a boot?
[00:38] Mai
    It's not! It's a poodle!
[00:40] Yanna
    Mie could be a boomerang,
SIGN    Hi-yah
[00:41] Yanna
    or maybe an electric guitar!
[00:43] Yato
    A half-eaten chicken wing.
SIGN    Ding
[00:44] Jin
    Quit linking them to Nagoya!
    These are different prefectures!
[00:47] Rara
    Everyone's forgotten about Shizuoka...
[00:49] Jin
    What about Shizuoka?
[00:51] Rara
    Shizuoka's shaped like a goldfish!
[00:53] Yanna
    If you flip it, it kinda
    looks like Hokkaido.
[00:56] Rara
    Why do you have to link
    another place to it?!
[00:58] Mai
    What about Tokyo?
[00:59] Rara
    You're done with Shizuoka already?!
[01:01] Jin
    If you just look at the 23 special wards,
    it looks like Yamanashi.
SIGN    Photography Club Room
[01:03] Yanna
    It'd work a little better
    if it didn't stick out right here.
[01:07] Jin
    Well, Machida is practically in Kanagawa.
[01:10] Shou
    Then give Machida back to us!
SIGN    Student Council President
[01:12] Shou
    Listen! Until the Meiji era,
    Machida belonged to Kanagawa!
[01:15] Shou
    Letters addressed to "Machida,
    Kanagawa" are still delivered correctly!
[01:18] Jin
    Who are you?
SIGN    Yatoga
SIGN    Kochikashi Shou
    High school second-year
    From Kanagawa
    Hates losing
[01:19] Shou
    I'm Kochikashi Shou,
    the student council president.
[01:22] Mai
    She's from Kanagawa.
[01:24] Yanna
    Is Kanagawa known for anything?
[01:26] Yato
    Huh...
[01:26] Shou
    Are you mad?!
[01:27] Mai
    You know, there's Chinatown, for one.
[01:29] Yanna
    Oh!
SIGN    Yokohama
[01:29] Yanna
    So it's Yokohama Prefecture!
SIGN    Prefecture
[01:31] Shou
    I'll drop you in Minato Mirai to drown.
[01:35] Shou
    Do you guys realize the position you're in?
[01:36] Yanna
    What d'ya mean?
[01:37] Shou
    Hasn't Shonai-sensei told you?
[01:40] Yanna
    Rara-chan?
SIGN    I neglected my duty
[01:43] Shou
    We've investigated
    the photography club's activities,
[01:47] Shou
    and all that stood out was a bronze
    medal in a minor contest.
SIGN    Bronze
[01:50] Yanna
    Hey, bronze is plenty good!
[01:51] Shou
    The ball sports tournament photos you
    were asked to take came out blurry.
[01:54] Jin
    Gulp!
[01:55] Shou
    You make a mess eating snacks
    in the courtyard.
[01:56] Yato
    Hey!
[01:57] Shou
    And the biggest issue is that you
    deceived a student at orientation.
[02:02] Shou
    Therefore, the school has issued you
    a notice to re-examine your activities.
[02:07] Shou
    Come in.
SIGN    Yatoga
SIGN    Aonaji Kei
    Student Council Vice President
    Second-year, from Chiba
    Believes she's adorable
[02:08] Shou
    We, the student council, work to ensure
    the freedom of all students.
SIGN    Yatoga
SIGN    Asaka Kiina
    
    Student Council Treasurer
    
    Second-year, from Saitama
    
    Lacks confidence
     in many areas
[02:12] Shou
    We must begin by determining whether
    your club is practicing freedom or negligence.
[02:18] Shou
    The three of us will be
    observing the photography club
[02:21] Shou
    and submitting a report to the school.
[02:24] Shou
    Depending on what the report says...
[02:26] Shou
    The photography club may be disbanded.
SIGN    Yatogame-chan Kansatsu Nikki Volume 4
SIGN    Yatogame-chan Kansatsu Nikki Volume 4