E5 - Not Gonna Teach You

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SIGN    * D i s c l a i m e r
SIGN    Many scenes in this program will appear to present a biased view of the people of Nagoya and the surrounding region. Please bear in mind that these scenes are strictly the opinions of the characters and may not represent reality, and enjoy it as a program filled with love for Nagoya.
[00:00] Na
    This program may appear to present a
SIGN    Takayanagi
     Akane
     (SKE48)
[00:02] ---
    biased view of the people of Nagoya
    and the surrounding region,
[00:04] Na
    but please view it as a program
    filled with love for Nagoya.
SIGN    Photography Club Room
[00:06] Jin
    Yatogame! L-Listen, I actually
    know a lot about Nagoya...
SIGN    "Not Gonna Teach You"
[00:09] Yato
    Yeah, right. Ya don't even know
    what "Meieki" or "Meidai" are.
[00:12] Jin
    "Meieki" is Nagoya Station, right?
SIGN    N a g o y a S t a t i o n
SIGN    M e i e k i
[00:14] Jin
    And "Meidai" is Nagoya University!
SIGN    N a g o y a U n i v e r s i t y
SIGN    M e i d a i
[00:16] Jin
    So... if it's okay with you,
    can we exchange contact info?
[00:18] Yato
    Quit botherin' me.
SIGN    "Meiwaku"... Is that... Nagoya Planet (wakusei)?
SIGN    N a g o y a P l a n e t
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[00:22] Yato
    I'm talkin' about you. You're a nuisance.
[00:26] Yato
    I'm outta here!
[00:27] Jin
    Maybe I shouldn't be in
    this club after all.
SIGN    Gloom
[00:30] Jin
    Why did you pick me, Tadakusa-chan?
[00:32] Mai
    Because Yatogame-chan always makes
    the best faces you're around.
[00:36] Jin
    Wait, you mean she actually...
[00:38] Mai
    This was a Yatogame-chan
    I'd never seen before!
[00:41] Jin
    You were there that time?!
SIGN    Blush...
SIGN    some very peculiar
SIGN    tendencies.
SIGN    Yatoga
SIGN    Tadakusa has
[00:43] Mai
    She's so cute!
[00:44] Mai
    I've taken hundreds of gigabytes'
    worth of photos of Yatogame-chan,
[00:48] Mai
    but I could never manage to
    bring out her true nature.
[00:51] Mai
    And that's when the guy she actually had
    negative esteem for came into her life!
[00:55] Jin
    At least try to sugar-coat it!
[00:57] Jin
    I just want to be friends with her.
[00:59] Yanna
    Not happenin'.
[01:00] Jin
    Why not? Because I'm an outsider?
SIGN    Mie
SIGN    Gifu
[01:04] Jin
    Wait, you're both outsiders, too.
[01:06] Yanna
    You're makin' a big mistake.
[01:09] Yanna
    When we're far from home and
    someone asks where we're from,
SIGN    Where
    are
    you
    from?
[01:11] Yanna
    even if we answer with "Mie"...
SIGN    Mie
[01:13] Mai
    ...or Gifu...
SIGN    Gifu
[01:14] Both
    ...they ask, "Where's that?"
[01:16] Yanna
    So we just say...
[01:17] Both
    It's Nagoya!
SIGN    It's (close to) Nagoya!
[01:19] Yanna
    In other words, both Gifu
    and Mie are Nagoya!
SIGN    Gifu
SIGN    Mie
SIGN    Aichi
SIGN    Nagoya
[01:21] Jin
    That's totally irrational!
SIGN    Na
SIGN    Go
SIGN    Ya
[01:22] Yanna
    Well, shrimp tempura musubi and miso
    katsu both originated in Mie, after all.
[01:25] Yanna
    And lately, people are even sayin'
    that akafuku mochi is a Nagoya treat!
SIGN    Specialty of Ise
    Homare no
    Akafuku
SIGN    Best Selling Item at Nagoya Station
[01:29] Yanna
    The hell's up with that?!
[01:32] Jin
    What about Gifu?
[01:33] Mai
    Gifu really has nothing at all.
[01:35] Mai
    The only thing in Gifu that isn't found
    anywhere else is the "fu" kanji.
SIGN    Fu
[01:38] Jin
    Hey, now!
SIGN    Nagoya
[01:38] Mai
    And what I have that you don't
[01:41] Mai
    is a sense of respect
    and envy toward Nagoya.
[01:43] Jin
    But I think Nagoya's amazing!
    It's nothing like Tokyo.
[01:46] Mai
    That opinion is based on the
    assumption that Tokyo is superior.
[01:49] Yanno
    The locals in these parts are
    sensitive to that kinda thing.
[01:52] Jin
    I made an enemy of this entire region?
[01:54] Yanna
    Yep.
[01:55] Jin
    I want to face Yatogame... no, this
    entire region... the right way.
[01:59] Jin
    Teach me more about Nago—
[02:01] Yanna
    Sure!
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[02:02] Jin
    That was easy!
[02:03] Mai
    Now, translate the following.
[02:05] Mai
    "Let's take the Meitetsu to Meikou."
SIGN    M e i t e t s u
SIGN    M e i k o u
[02:08] Jin
    "Meitetsu" is the Nagoya Railroad Company,
SIGN    I turned
    into a train
[02:10] Jin
    and "Meikou" is the Nagoya Expressway, so...
SIGN    Welcome to the Nagoya Expressway
[02:12] Jin
    "Let's take the Nagoya Rail
    to the Nagoya Expressway!"
[02:15] Yanna
    Moron! The "Meikou" in this
    case is the Port of Nagoya!
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SIGN    Expressway
SIGN    Port
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[02:18] Jin
    No one told me there could be two answers!
[02:20] Mai
    Next, how do you abbreviate "Nagoya Dome"?
[02:22] Jin
    "Nagoya" would be "Mei," so... "Meido"!
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[02:24] Yanna
    It's "Nagodo"!
SIGN    N a g o d o
SIGN    * Nagoya Dome's official title is written in katakana
[02:25] Jin
    That one breaks the rule?!
SIGN    Photography Club Room
[02:29] Yato
    I forgot my phone.
[02:34] Yato
    What's he doin' in here?
[02:37] Yato
    He didn't really hafta
    write all that down...
[02:41] Yato
    I just don't get how Tokyoites think.
[02:46] Yato
    What a dimwit.
[02:48] Jin
    Something showed up in my notes
    that I don't remember writing!
[02:52] Jin
    See? Right here!
[02:53] Mai
    That's...
[02:54] Yanna
    Pretty sure it's Monaka's ID.
[02:56] Jin
    I've been cursed by Nagoya!
[02:57] Yanna
    Chill out.
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