E10 - I Can't Make It Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    * D i s c l a i m e r SIGN    Many scenes in this program will appear to present a biased view of the people of Nagoya and the surrounding region. Please bear in mind that these scenes are strictly the opinions of the characters and may not represent reality, and enjoy it as a program filled with love for Nagoya. [00:02] Teacher     In our next cooking class,     you'll form teams of three, SIGN    "I Can't Make It" SIGN    Next Home Economics Class      Cooking Practice SIGN    Each student must bring their own     ingredients, kerchief, and apron [00:05] Teacher     and cook anything you want. [00:07] Teacher     You'll form teams with those     who draw the same number as you. [00:11] Toshika     Drawing numbers? Oh, crap... [00:13] Toshika     I'm gonna be stuck with     Hachijukkame-san again! [00:16] Toshika     But I should be fine, as long     as my luck isn't absolutely... [00:19] Toshika     awful! [00:20] Teacher     You'll bring your own ingredients. [00:21] Teacher     Also, your dishes may be considered     for the cultural festival menu, [00:25] Teacher     so give them plenty of thought. [00:27] Toshika     Oh, God! SIGN    Dismissed!! SIGN    D     a     y          o     f          t     h     e          C     o     o     k     i     n     g          L     e     s     s     o     n [00:28] Toshika     Thank goodness Mai-chan's here. [00:30] Toshika     It'd be hell if it was just me     and Hachijukkame-san. [00:34] Mai     Her apron... So precious... SIGN    Tadakusa Mai      Retires [00:37] Toshika     Why does this always happen?! I can't do this! SIGN    Hang in there! [00:40] Toshika     B-But... I h-have to say something to her! [00:43] Toshika     Hachijukkame-san... what should we do? SIGN    Yatoga SIGN    Toshika can't read Yatogame's      name correctly, and thinks it's      read as "Hachijukkame." SIGN    Hmph... [00:46] Toshika     Ignored! SIGN    Yatogame doesn't realize     "Hachijukkame" refers to her. SIGN    Yatoga [00:47] Toshika     We're on the same team! Why the attitude?! [00:48] Yato     Let's make tamasen! [00:50] Toshika     And now this all of a sudden?! [00:51] Yato     Cultural festivals are for tamasen,     and tamasen is for cultural festivals! SIGN    SUPER SIGN    TASTY! [00:54] Toshika     What is that? I've never heard of— [00:56] YAto     What?! That can't be true! [00:57] Girl     It's gotta be tamasen, huh? [00:58] Guy     I'm doing tamasen, too. [00:59] Toshika     It's approval rating's off the charts! [01:01] Teacher     No tamasen allowed. [01:02] Teacher     The eggs can cause food poisoning. [01:05] Yato     Wha?! [01:05] Toshika     Why don't we do pancakes instead? [01:07] Toshika     Oh! If we put whipped     cream and fruit on them— [01:09] Teacher     Foods that aren't heated     immediately before serving [01:11] Teacher     require the health care     center's approval, so no! SIGN    Compliance SIGN    Whipped Cream SIGN    Fruit [01:13] Toshika     Tell us that sooner! [01:15] Mai     I heard everything! Leave it to me! [01:17] Mai     My menu clears all the conditions! [01:18] Toshika     Mai-chan! [01:19] Mai     Roasted sweet potatoes! [01:20] Both     How old are you? [01:22] Mai     Wh-What? We can't make these? [01:23] Toshika     It's not that we can't... SIGN    Yatoga SIGN    Toshika can't read     Yatogame's name correctly. [01:24] Toshika     Right, Hachijukkame-san? SIGN    Hmm [01:26] Toshika     Right? Right? [01:28] Toshika     Don't ignore me, you demon! [01:31] Yato     Ignore? Demon? [01:34] Yato     That's it! [01:36] Toshika     Huh? [01:36] Yato     We have pancake mix and sweet potatoes, SIGN    Pancake Mix [01:38] Yato     which means... [01:40] Yato     We can make oni manju! [01:42] Toshika     Oni... manju?! SIGN    Oni Manju      (Demon Steamed Buns) [01:44] Mai     That's perfect, Yatogame-chan! [01:46] Toshika     What's that? A demon? These two scare me! [01:48] Toshika     Guys, help me! [01:49] All     That's it! Oni manju! [01:51] Toshika     Onigashima! SIGN    Yatogame's Easy Method!     How to Make Oni Manju [01:52] Yato     You can make it in the microwave, too! SIGN    Pancake Mix SIGN    Sweet Potato SIGN    Sugar ... 1 tbsp SIGN    Water SIGN    What You Need (Makes 8) SIGN    1) Cut the sweet potato     into 1cm cubes     and mix in the sugar SIGN    2) Mix the pancake mix     and water in a bowl,     then combine it with     the sweet potato mixture [01:54] Mai     If you make them with flour and top-grade     rice flour, they'll be extra-chewy! SIGN    3) Place in aluminum cups and      steam in a steamer for 12 minutes SIGN    Done [01:58] Yato     Go on, try it! [01:59] Toshika     Th-This is an oni manju? [02:02] Toshika     Where's the "oni" part? [02:03] Toshika     Will I suffer like a demon if I eat it? [02:05] Toshika     God help me! [02:06] Toshika     This is good! [02:08] Toshika     It's so fluffy, even with no eggs or milk! [02:10] Toshika     The sweet potato is taking over my mouth! [02:13] Toshika     It's so warm and sweet! [02:15] Yato     It came to me when ya said "mushi"     ("ignore" or "steamed") and "oni." SIGN    Yum [02:20] Toshika     Maybe Hachijukkame-san     isn't such a bad person after all. [02:24] Teacher     That was a very good idea, Jin, Yatogame. SIGN    Jin? SIGN    Jin? SIGN    Yatogame? SIGN    Yatogame? [02:31] Toshika     Wait, so it's not "Hachijukkame"...     it's "Yatogame"?! [02:34] Yato     You're... from Tokyo?! [02:36] Both     What?! [02:37] Na     This experience brought Monaka     and Toshika a bit closer. SIGN    Yatogame-chan Kansatsu Nikki Volume 3 [02:42] Voices     Jandara-senpai Is Beauticute!! SIGN    Jandara-senpai Is Beauticute!! [02:45] Jandara     Teppei-kun, Mikawa is the     land of shrimp senbei. [02:48] Teppei     What does that mean? [02:49] Jandara     Nishio City in West Mikawa accounts for 60%      of all the shrimp senbei made in Japan. SIGN    Isshiki-cho in Nishio City     has many long-established      makers of shrimp senbei SIGN    Nishio City SIGN    Nishio City SIGN    Elsewhere     in Aichi [02:53] Teppei     It's almost all in Mikawa! [02:55] Jandara     Which means the shrimp senbei used     in Nagoya's tamasen is made in Mikawa. SIGN    Yatogame-chan     Kansatsu Nikki     Volume 3!!!