# E2 - I Ain't Dumb
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***SIGN*** * D i s c l a i m e r
**[00:00] Na**
Many scenes in this program will appear to present a biased view
of the people of Nagoya and the surrounding region.
Please bear in mind that these scenes are strictly the
opinions of the characters and may not represent reality,
and enjoy it as a program filled with love for Nagoya.
**[00:04] Jin**
Air conditioning for the win!
***SIGN*** "I Ain't Dumb"
**[00:06] Jin**
That Nagoya heat is deadly,
huh? I might melt—
**[00:08] Jin**
Yatogame's already melted beyond all help!
***SIGN*** Ooze
**[00:10] Mai**
Senpai, take a look at these.
**[00:12] Mai**
They're Yatogame-chan's midterm exams.
***SIGN*** Yatogame Monaka
**[00:14] Mai**
It's almost time for finals,
so if it keeps up...
**[00:17] Yanna**
Just let us second-years handle it!
**[00:19] Jin**
Huh? Me, too?!
**[00:20] Mai**
Go on, Yatogame-chan.
Ask Jin-senpai for help.
**[00:24] Yato**
P-Please...
**[00:26] Jin**
You're way too reluctant!
**[00:28] Jin**
Okay, I'll give some easy questions,
so try answering.
**[00:30] Yato**
Fine.
***SIGN*** Q. Write the following in kanji:
A peaceful (nagoyaka) atmosphere
A: Peaceful (nagoyaka)
***SIGN*** Nagoya-ka
***SIGN*** Q: Write the following in English:
"Breakfast"
***SIGN*** Morning
***SIGN*** Q: Write out the term expressed by the symbol:
A: Root
***SIGN*** Chicken Wing
**[00:37] Jin**
This is worse than I thought!
**[00:38] Jin**
You keep trying to tie
everything back to Nagoya!
**[00:41] Yanna**
The modern literature one is even worse.
***SIGN*** It all went bonkers, so let's give 'er another go
***SIGN*** This is not a classic literature test
***SIGN*** Dialect
**[00:43] Jin**
You wrote it all in the Nagoya dialect!
***SIGN*** Yatogame
Good morning
***SIGN*** Hey, morning
***SIGN*** Yatogame
I'll be there today
***SIGN*** Okay, cool
**[00:45] Jin**
You used standard Japanese just fine before!
**[00:47] Yato**
Yer the one who told me I didn't hafta!
**[00:49] Jin**
You're blaming me?!
**[00:51] Jin**
This is gonna be tough.
**[00:52] Rara**
Just leave it to me!
**[00:54] Rara**
The evening snack,
a Lake Hamana specialty, Eel Pie!
***SIGN*** The Evening Snack
Eel Pie
Lake Hamana Specialty
***SIGN*** Piiiie
**[00:57] Jin**
Evening snack?
***SIGN*** Yatoga
***SIGN*** Eel Pie is well known by
its catchphrase,
"the evening snack,"
because its makers hoped
that families would eat them
together the evening after
coming home from a trip
where they bought them
as souvenirs.
**[00:59] Rara**
Oh, no! "Evening snack" doesn't
mean what you're thinking!
**[01:03] Rara**
My, such mature thoughts...
**[01:04] Jin**
What do you think? Should we give up?
**[01:06] Yato**
Gimme the next one!
***SIGN*** Grr
**[01:07] Jin**
Okay, we'll try Japanese history.
**[01:09] Jin**
In the Azuchi-Momoyama period,
Oda Nobunaga estab—
***SIGN*** Rakuichi-rakuza
**[01:12] Yato**
Rakuichi-rakuza.
**[01:14] Jin**
*She got it before I finished the question?!*
**[01:16] Jin**
Next question:
***SIGN*** Q: In 1584, Toyotomi Hideyoshi and Tokugawa Ieyasu engaged
in what battle in the northern part of the Owari Province?
***SIGN*** ° Emperor Ogimachi granted Toyotomi Hideyoshi the clan name "Toyotomi" in 1586,
meaning the correct name at the time of the Battle of Komaki and Nagakute was
"Hashiba Hideyoshi," but it has been standardized as "Toyotomi Hideyoshi" for simplicity
in this episode.
**[01:17] Jin**
In 1584, Toyotomi Hideyoshi and—
***SIGN*** Battle of Komaki
and Nagakute
**[01:19] Yato**
Battle of Komaki and Nagakute.
***SIGN*** A: Battle of Komaki and Nagakute (Tokai Campaign of Tensho 12)
**[01:21] Jin**
So fast!
**[01:22] Yato**
In modern times, it's also known as
the Tokai Campaign of Tensho 12.
**[01:25] Jin**
She's the real deal!
**[01:26] Jin**
Question:
***SIGN*** Q: In 1543, the Portuguese brought what
item to Japan via Tanegashima?
**[01:27] Jin**
In 1543, the Portuguese brought what
item to Japan via Tanegashima?
***SIGN*** Kishimen
***SIGN*** A: Matchlocks (guns)
**[01:31] Yato**
Kishimen.
**[01:32] Jin**
Question:
***SIGN*** Q: The edict Toyotomi Hideyoshi passed to restrict Christian
missionaries and traders from Spain and
Portugal was known by what name?
**[01:33] Jin**
The edict Toyotomi Hideyoshi
passed to restrict Chr—
***SIGN*** Edict of Expulsion
**[01:35] Yato**
Edict of Expulsion.
***SIGN*** A: Edict of Expulsion
**[01:36] Yato**
C'mon, that's common sense.
**[01:38] Jin**
Question:
***SIGN*** Q: In 1853, the East India Squadron of American ships
reached Japanese shores under what commander?
**[01:39] Jin**
In 1853, the East India Squadron of American
ships reached Japanese shores under what commander?
***SIGN*** Ichiro
***SIGN*** A: Perry
**[01:43] Yato**
Ichiro.
**[01:44] Jin**
Your history knowledge
is all over the place!
**[01:45] Yato**
Yeah...
**[01:46] Mai**
The people mentioned in the
questions she got right,
**[01:48] Mai**
Oda Nobunaga, Toyotomi Hideyoshi,
and Tokugawa Ieyasu...
**[01:51] Mai**
were all born in Aichi!
***SIGN*** Born in Aichi
**[01:54] Jin**
So that's why she only knew the
ones about the three greats...
***SIGN*** Three Great Men
**[01:56] Yato**
They ain't the "three greats"!
They're the "three great men"!
**[01:58] Jin**
Why the fixation on that detail?!
**[02:01] Jin**
Wait, so you can remember things
if they're linked to Nagoya?
***SIGN*** E
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***SIGN*** Solve the following simultaneous equations.
**[02:04] Jin**
Okay, listen, Yatogame.
**[02:06] Jin**
* You have trouble with these*
* because you just see x and y.*
***SIGN*** Hmmm
***SIGN*** Looooom...
**[02:09] Yato**
* Two tenmusu plus three chicken*
* wings equals twelve!*
***SIGN*** Flash
***SIGN*** Japanese
Write the following in kanji:
Mankitsu suru (to fully enjoy)
***SIGN*** Answer 5: Mankitsu
**[02:14] Yato**
*Nagoya cafés are always full!*
***SIGN*** Nagoya cafés are always full!
***SIGN*** English
Write the following in English: "Company"
**[02:18] Yato**
*Komehyo is the perfect company, ain't it?!*
***SIGN*** Komehyo is the perfect company, ain't it?!
***SIGN*** T
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***SIGN*** Yatogame Monaka
**[02:23] Yato**
I mean, y'all shoulda saw it comin'.
**[02:24] Jin**
My grades fell right through the floor.
**[02:27] Jin**
I neglected my own studies
**[02:29] Jin**
to spend all night coming up with
Nagoya-based questions for Yatogame.
**[02:32] Yato**
S-Sorry...
**[02:35] Na**
* It was the first time Yatogame*
* ever apologized to Jin.*
**[02:38] Voices**
Jandara-senpai Is Beauticute!!
***SIGN*** Yatogame-chan Kansatsu Nikki Volume 3
***SIGN*** Jandara-senpai Is Beauticute!!
**[02:41] Teppei**
I'm not feeling great about
the exams coming up.
**[02:43] Jandara**
Just put in the same effort you usually do.
**[02:45] Teppei**
I dunno...
**[02:46] Jandara**
All right, then. I'll give you a
traditional Mikawa good luck charm.
**[02:49] Teppei**
You'll really give me such a treasur—
***SIGN*** Maken Gummies
**[02:50] Jandara**
Maken Gummies. Take 'em.
***SIGN*** Yatoga
***SIGN*** Made by Sugimotoya Seika,
located in the city of Toyohashi
in Aichi. They have been making
candies for over 100 years and
frequently sponsor music events.
**[02:52] Jandara**
Sugimotoya Seika, the maker of Maken
Gummies, is based in Toyohashi, Mikawa.
**[02:56] Jandara**
With those, you "won't lose" (maken)!
**[02:58] Teppei**
*Not what I expected...*
***SIGN*** Yatogame-chan
Kansatsu Nikki
Volume 3!!!