# E3 - This Ain't Trainin'
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***SIGN*** * D i s c l a i m e r
***SIGN*** Many scenes in this program will appear to present a biased view of the people of Nagoya and the surrounding region. Please bear in mind that these scenes are strictly the opinions of the characters and may not represent reality, and enjoy it as a program filled with love for Nagoya.
***SIGN*** This Ain't Trainin'
**[00:05] Jin**
I-I-Is this...
***SIGN*** I'll be waiting at Uramonzen Park From Ms. T
**[00:07] Jin**
a love letter?!
**[00:09] Yanna**
Hey, y'all got the same letter, too?
**[00:09] Jin**
* Yeah, I didn't think so.*
* Of course it wouldn't be.*
**[00:11] Mai**
Yes.
**[00:12] Jin**
So who is "T," then?
**[00:16] Rara**
Ms. T has arrived!
**[00:17] Yanna**
Uh, no, you're Rara-chan.
**[00:17] Rara**
Photography club members,
I've gathered you here for one reason.
**[00:19] Yato**
What the heck is she doin'?
**[00:22] Yanna**
You look like you're
wondering how I know you.
**[00:24] Rara**
You see, your club advisor
asked me to train all of you.
**[00:28] Jin**
You're just gonna keep pretending
we don't know who you are, huh?
**[00:30] Rara**
What your photos lack is fighting spirit!
**[00:33] Jin**
Our photos?!
**[00:34] Rara**
Now, come! Try to take this ball from me!
**[00:37] Yanna**
Is that gonna help us take better photos?
**[00:39] Jin**
But Rara-chan-sensei seems slow,
so it should be easy... to...
**[00:44] Rara**
Are you serious?
**[00:45] Yanna**
Don't underestimate her!
***SIGN*** Shimizu S-Pulse
***SIGN*** Júbilo Iwata
***SIGN*** Fujieda MYFC
***SIGN*** Azul Claro Numazu
**[00:46] Yanna**
Shizuoka is Japan's leading soccer kingdom!
**[00:48] Yanna**
They have four J-League teams!
**[00:50] Jin**
But Tokyo only has three?!
***SIGN*** Ms. T
Come! Bring it on!
**[00:52] Rara**
Come! Bring it on!
***SIGN*** 1st
***SIGN*** Shizuoka
Mie
***SIGN*** Arrrgh!
***SIGN*** 1st
***SIGN*** Shizuoka
Mie
***SIGN*** Prez
got sent flying!
**[00:56] Mai**
Prez got sent flying!
**[00:57] Jin**
What just happened?!
**[00:59] Yanna**
Someone from Mie, a prefecture
with no J-League teams, could never...
**[01:01] Yanna**
May the light shine on Veertien Mie...
***SIGN*** Flop...
**[01:03] Mai**
Prez!
***SIGN*** Yatoga
***SIGN*** Veertien Mie is a Mie-based
soccer team founded in 2012
that aspires to become a
J-League team. Many athletes
native to Mie Prefecture have
played for the team, and its
love for its homeland is strong.
We're all excited to see where
they go from here!
**[01:05] Mai**
Looks like I have no choice
but to go myself.
**[01:07] Jin**
Huh?! You sure?
**[01:09] Mai**
Gifu has a J-League team called FC Gifu.
**[01:12] Mai**
And unbelievably, they've even signed on
players from Japan's national team.
**[01:16] Mai**
So I must have a hidden
power in me somewh—
**[01:19] Yato**
Ya can't do it.
**[01:20] Jin**
At least let her try.
**[01:22] Rara**
Looks like your star player's up now.
**[01:24] Yato**
I ain't gonna lose to you.
**[01:27] Jin**
Wait, who...
**[01:27] Mai**
There's no mistaking that tone of voice!
**[01:30] Mai**
It's the mascot of Nagoya's
beloved J1 soccer team!
**[01:33] Yato**
Victory will be ours at Toyota
and Paloma Mizuho!
***SIGN*** Na
***SIGN*** Mo
**[01:36] Mai**
She's been possessed by Grampus-kun!
***SIGN*** Roar...
**[01:38] Rara**
I can see why he won the vote
for the J-League's best mascot!
**[01:41] Rara**
In that case...
**[01:42] Rara**
The stance of the Shimizu
S-Pulse mascot, PUL-chan!
***SIGN*** Rumble...
**[01:52] Rara**
S-Pulse!
**[01:52] Jin**
A cheering match?
Why even have the ball anymore?
**[01:55] Mai**
I guess we have no choice now.
**[01:57] Mai**
Hey, you two! There's something
on the ground near you!
**[02:00] Rara**
On the ground?! It can't be!
S-Pulse is a J1 team!
**[02:04] Yato**
Grampus is forever!
**[02:08] Mai**
I did it!
***SIGN*** Nagoya Grampus
Demoted to J2 for the
first time in 2016
***SIGN*** Shimizu S-Pulse
Demoted to J2 for the
first time in 2015
**[02:09] Jin**
Yatogame's dead too, though!
**[02:12] Rara**
I'm sorry!
**[02:13] Rar**
I just wanted to help somehow,
but it didn't work out!
**[02:17] Jin**
That's not true.
**[02:18] Rara**
Huh?!
**[02:19] Jin**
You gave me some good practice
in dynamic photography.
**[02:24] Rara**
I'm so glad! I thought
I was of no use at all!
**[02:28] Rara**
* Thanks to their somewhat hapless advisor,*
* the club took a step forward.*
**[02:33] Yanna**
So where'd ya get "T" out of
"Shonai Rara," anyway?
***SIGN*** Uramonzen Park
**[02:36] Rara**
It's "T" for "tea," of course.
**[02:37] Yanna**
We were s'posed to get that?!
***SIGN*** Shiharu and Nanaho
**[02:39] Shiharu**
Shiharu and...
**[02:40] Nanaho**
...Nanaho.
**[02:42] Shiharu**
Hiya! I'm Itemae Shiharu.
**[02:43] Nanaho**
I'm Koshiyasu Nanoha.
**[02:45] Shiharu**
I heard Nagoyans are super
stingy with their money.
**[02:49] Nanaho**
Osakans are pretty stingy too, aren't they?
**[02:51] Shiharu**
Nope. Give us the tiniest discount,
and we'll buy whatever.
**[02:55] Nanaho**
But Nagoyans don't even haggle, do they?
**[02:58] Shiharu**
Don't be silly!
***SIGN*** Yatogame-chan
Kansatsu Nikki
Volume 3!!!