# E8 - It Ain't a Building
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G63KQ7KV6/it-aint-a-building)
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***SIGN*** * D i s c l a i m e r
***SIGN*** Many scenes in this program will appear to present a biased view of the people of Nagoya and the surrounding region. Please bear in mind that these scenes are strictly the opinions of the characters and may not represent reality, and enjoy it as a program filled with love for Nagoya.
***SIGN*** +α/Alfakyun.
**[00:00] Na**
*Na: Many scenes in this program will appear*
**[00:02] Na**
* to present a biased view of the people*
* of Nagoya and the surrounding region,*
**[00:06] Na**
* but please enjoy this program*
* filled with love for Nagoya.*
**[00:10] Na**
* Now, please listen to*
* "Imaginary Love" by +α/Alfakyun.!*
**[00:14] Jin**
Wait, wait!
**[00:15] Jin**
The anime comes first!
***SIGN*** "It Ain't a Building"
**[00:17] Jin**
Whoa, these are expensive.
**[00:19] Jin**
When in the world am I gonna be
able to take decent pictures?
**[00:23] Mai**
I have a lens I'm not using.
**[00:25] ---**
Want to borrow it?
**[00:26] Jin**
Can I?
**[00:27] Mai**
It's from my old camera,
so I don't use it with my new one.
**[00:31] Jin**
Thanks.
**[00:33] Jin**
Now that my camera has a new look,
I want to take pictures of something.
**[00:37] Jin**
But what should I...
***SIGN*** Accepting Applications!
Your Town's
Symbol Photo Contest
**[00:40] Jin**
Hey, why don't we do this?
**[00:42] Yanna**
Sure. Good luck with that.
**[00:44] Jin**
I meant all of us!
**[00:47] Mai**
The symbol of our town, huh?
**[00:50] Mai**
I guess that would be the
golden Nobunaga statue.
**[00:52] Mai**
I heard it cost 30 million yen to make.
***SIGN*** 30 Million
**[00:55] Jin**
What?! Where is it?
**[00:57] Mai**
In Gifu.
**[00:58] Mai**
There are Nobunaga statues all over Japan,
**[01:00] Mai**
but ours is the only golden one.
**[01:02] Jin**
Gold? Also, it's in Gifu?!
**[01:04] Yanna**
Then how 'bout the Wedded Rocks?
**[01:06] Jin**
Are they in Nagoya?
**[01:08] Yanna**
Nope. Ise.
**[01:09] Jin**
Ise?! That won't work, then!
**[01:12] Yanna**
A symbol of Nagoya, huh?
**[01:14] Yanna**
Nana-chan?
**[01:15] Mai**
Or the beckoning cat of Osu?
**[01:18] Jin**
Don't you have Nagoya Castle?!
**[01:21] Mai**
Jin-senpai, please listen calmly.
**[01:25] Mai**
Nagoya Castle... is not interesting at all!
**[01:27] Jin**
Stop! Don't say things like that!
**[01:30] Yanna**
Inuyama Castle in Inuyama is better.
**[01:33] Jin**
Why did you bring up the name
of a different castle?!
**[01:35] Rara**
*There are lots of castles in Shizuoka, too.*
**[01:39] Rara**
* Like Hamamatsu Castle, Sunpu Castle,*
* Kakegawa Castle...*
**[01:43] Jin**
We're talking about Nagoya,
so it has to be Nagoya Castle!
**[01:47] Mai**
To be frank, Nagoya Castle is famous
for being a disappointment.
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**[01:52] Mai**
The real Nagoya Castle burned down,
**[01:55] Mai**
so almost nothing original is left.
**[01:58] Mai**
It's made of concrete now,
with just a little museum inside.
**[02:03] Mai**
It's otherwise known as a
building shaped like a castle.
**[02:07] Jin**
That's too mean!
**[02:08] Yato**
What're y'all fussin' about?
**[02:11] Jin**
Yatogame, you think Nagoya Castle
is the symbol of Nagoya, don't you?
**[02:15] Jin**
Yeah! That shachihoko!
**[02:17] Jin**
That's totally it!
**[02:19] ---**
It must be if you're wearing one!
**[02:21] Jin**
Yatogame, the castle's shachihoko
are made of real gold, right?
**[02:25] Yato**
Yeah, which is why they've
been stolen tons of times.
**[02:29] Jin**
Huh?! Those huge statues?
**[02:31] Yato**
One time, the thief got ten years in prison.
**[02:35] Yato**
Another one got the firing squad.
**[02:38] Yato**
And another one was dealt with in secret
**[02:40] ---**
by the military because he
was a former serviceman.
**[02:43] Yato**
No one knows what happened to him.
**[02:46] Jin**
Scary! That's scary!
**[02:48] Yato**
So yeah, it's best ya don't get too close.
**[02:51] Mai**
If you want to go, go by yourself.
**[02:53] Jin**
What? You're really not going?
**[02:56] Jin**
Wait, it's over just like that?!
**[02:57] Jin**
Hey!
***SIGN*** He didn't get to go.
***SIGN*** Yatogame-chan Kansatsu Nikki Volume 2