E5 - Wang Ling's Art of Great Luck

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    Froggy 2.
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    What do you want for your birthday?
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    Birthday egg,
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    followers,
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    and comments on our animation.
    Can I get them?
[02:13] Sign
    Episode 5
    Wang Ling's Art of Great Luck
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    Master Immortal Zhuo,
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    Xue Hu is dead.
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    He was too badly injured
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    to be saved.
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    According to the results
    of Cultivation Cruise Department,
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    he seemed to have just been slapped
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    and fallen from a great height.
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    How could a cultivator in Immortal Phase
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    be slapped to death?
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    You also can't bear it.
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    Sorry,
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    Immortal Master Zhuo.
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    I didn't catch you.
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    I mean,
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    do you have anything else to report?
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    Well,
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    now,
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    the Four Emblems Faction
    has issued a reward order
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    to arrest you.
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    According to reliable information,
[02:56] Sign
    Reward Order
    Zhuo Yi
    233,333,333 spiritual coins
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    some mercenary cultivators have already
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    taken up the task.
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    But I don't know if they will come.
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    Hahaha.
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    They're weak.
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    We are
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    righteous.
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    Haha.
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    Immortal Master Zhuo.
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    You deserve to be a city hero.
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    Even if you know
    that you are about to be in danger,
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    you can still be so calm.
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    Salute!
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    Anyway,
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    I hope you can
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    be careful.
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    Master, help me.
SIGN    Limited Edition Art of Great Enlightenment Long Johns Suit / The Art of Great Enlightenment Tianxuan Silk / Pigeon's Tears / Gold Velvet Coat
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    Why not swap crispy instant noodles
    with the Way of Heaven for those?
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    It's not worth it.
[03:54] Sign
    Annual Special Sale Up to 30% Off
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    Let's go buy it.
[03:57] Sign
    Cultivation Mall
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    Let's go over here.
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    Look!
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    It's said that Cultivation Mall
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    has an unprecedented discount this year.
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    I've wanted those antigravity dumbbells
    for a long time.
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    I feel like I can buy it back today.
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    Welcome to the Cultivation Mall.
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    One ice cream with one spiritual coin.
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    It's all one spiritual coin.
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    Look at these fresh giant mantis shrimps.
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    Only 800 spiritual coins
    for 500 grams of shrimp.
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    Buy more, save more.
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    The protein of the shrimp is 300 times
    that of the beef of the same quality.
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    But they are not delicious.
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    Have you tried it before?
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    My uncle has
    a fresh giant mantis shrimp farm.
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    That's why I once ate the dish
    of shrimp with chopped peppers.
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    Guo Hao!
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    You ate meat without telling me.
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    It's not delicious!
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    I thought everyone had eaten it.
    You don't share food with us.
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    You!
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    Look this.
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    It looks amazing!
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    Oh, my.
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    I can't believe
    the Special Zone of Ancient Magic Wares
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    sells ancient spiritual wings today.
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    Turning spiritual impulses into wings
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    is an advanced course.
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    It's hard for us to learn it now.
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    If I have such a pair of spiritual wings...
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    Oh my!
[05:27] Sign
    Ware Name
    Restored Ancient Magic Wares: Peacock Wings of the Ming King
    Special sale price 99,980,000
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    Nearly 100 million spiritual coins to buy.
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    These ancient magic wares were dug up
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    from the ancient caves.
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    They were repaired and declared many times
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    before they finally show up at this mall
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    for legal sale.
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    But as far as I know,
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    people can't buy these magic wares
[05:40] Sign
    Ware Name
    Void Tripod
    Special sale price 128,900,000
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    just with money.
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    Yes.
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    Although these magic wares
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    have been repaired,
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    they also select their favorite masters.
[05:50] Sign
    Ware Name
    Eighty-eight Spiritual Rules
    Special sale price 299,999,999
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    These ancient magic wares
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    have their own ideas.
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    Otherwise, even if you can afford it,
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    you can't control it.
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    But according to legend, the powerful one
    who can control these ancient magic wares
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    can hear their thoughts.
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    I've just heard about this.
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    At this time,
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    Ling felt noisy.
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    Because
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    these magic wares
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    all wanted Ling to buy them.
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    Please. Please buy me.
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    My feather is soft and easy to clean.
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    Please buy me.
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    Even if you don't use me for pill-refining,
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    you can use me to eat hotpot.
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    I'm good at that.
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    Please buy me too.
[06:26] Sign
    Ware Name
    Eighty-eight Spiritual Rules
    Special sale price 299,999,999
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    Please take me away.
    It's a shame to be sold here.
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    Sword Master, they look so poor.
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    Please, senior.
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    Useless.
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    Take me.
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    They are not as good
    as crispy instant noodles.
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    Please. Take me. Buy me.
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    I'm cheap.
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    Brother Wang, wait for me.
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    Arrrgh.
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    Report to manager.
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    Why is the Peacock Wings of the Ming King
    tarnished?
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    Are they from the Faction Sixty?
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    Yes, sir.
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    Tell salesmen,
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    induce them to buy more.
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    Allow them to overpay
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    with their spiritual force.
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    Yes, sir.
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    But is it against the rules?
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    Are you telling me?
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    No.
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    I know the Four Emblems Faction.
[07:30] Sign
    Reward Order
    Zhuo Yi
    233,333,333 spiritual coins
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    But I don't dare to
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    deal with Zhuo Yi.
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    It's rumored that
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    he is supported by the top cultivator
    of the Mortal Realm.
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    No one dares to be his enemy.
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    But I dare to make some troubles
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    to juniors in his faction.
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    Time will tell.
[07:51] Sign
    Tianxuan Silk 10
    Pigeon's Tears 10
    Gold Velvet Coat 10
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    I want to buy them.
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    Okay, sir.
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    Wait a minute.
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    800 spiritual coins in all.
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    Welcome to come next time.
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    The receipt is in the shopping bag.
[08:11] Sign
    Top Salesman
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    Sir, your taste is good.
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    This Void Glasses is the latest product
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    on the market.
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    What?
[08:19] Sign
    Combat Experience Room
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    It sets a single-player matchmaking mode
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    and a combat experience zone.
[08:21] Sign
    Single-player Mode
    Multiplayer Mode
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    Perfect for cultivators
    who lack combat training.
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    It has a lot of cultivation books.
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    You can choose what you want to learn.
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    If you buy it now,
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    you will also
    get a pair of antigravity dumbbells.
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    It's a good deal.
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    All in all,
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    buy it.
[08:42] Sign
    Void Glasses
    Special sale price 60,000
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    But it's valued at 60,000 spiritual coins.
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    Well,
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    don't worry.
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    To meet the needs of customers,
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    Please enter an amount
    0 spiritual force
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    we offer advanced spiritual force payment.
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    Please insert your finger here to sign up.
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    In the future, the spiritual force
    that you grow in cultivation
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    will be received by us.
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    So, sir,
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    you just need to cultivate
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    a little harder in the future.
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    Keep calm, Chao.
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    Is it okay?
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    If you sign it,
    the spiritual force you grow will be others.
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    Please don't worry.
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    We won't get all of our spiritual force.
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    You can pay in installments.
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    In this way,
    you'll be stronger in cultivation
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    and enjoy the shopping in advance.
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    Haha.
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    Is this...
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    Right.
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    This is the latest blind box of
    spiritual beast egg.
[09:30] Sign
    Blind Box of Spiritual Beast Egg
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    There's a 2% chance
    of getting a rare spiritual beast.
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    If you buy now,
    we also provide a parenting guidance service.
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    I promise that it will be born healthy.
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    How much?
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    It's cheap.
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    Only need 100 thousand spiritual coins.
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    Half price for the second one.
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    Buy it.
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    It's a steep discount.
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    It's weird.
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    Only 100,000 spiritual coins.
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    How could they know what
    brother Chen and brother Guo wanted?
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    It's worth it.
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    Buy it!
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    Big data
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    knows everything you like.
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    I see.
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    Whatever.
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    We need to stop Chao and Hao from
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    signing the advanced spiritual force
    payment agreement.
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    Hold on.
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    I'll pay
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    our bill.
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    Is that okay?
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    Sorry, Miss Sun.
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    You can't use it.
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    Why?
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    It can pay.
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    Sorry, Miss Sun.
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    We reserve the right to a final explanation.
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    Sword Master, they are intentional.
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    They're spiting Rong.
[10:34] Sign
    Annual Special Sale Up to 30% Offl
    Win Free Orders / Small Raccoon / Half-price
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    Oh, my.
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    My bad memory!
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    As he said,
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    today we do have discounts
    as well as free order chances.
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    Bring up the random bargain equipment.
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    Oh, my bad luck.
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    As you see,
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    we have a bargain event.
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    You can do a lottery
    when you spend 100 spiritual coins.
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    Whoever gets a golden ball wins a discount.
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    And whoever gets a silver ball
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    wins a soft roll paper.
[11:20] Sign
    Soft Roll Paper
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    Do you want to
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    have a try?
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    Congratulations!
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    You get 8 chances of the lottery.
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    I want this one.
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    What do I need?
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    You can get it for free
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    with only one golden ball.
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    Only one of the 30,000 balls
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    is gold.
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    And there are many other things.
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    How can you get this?
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    Okay.
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    Time-limited art of great luck.
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    Within an hour, you will be lucky.
    Do you want to use it?
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    Yes.
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    Yeah.
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    Ling.
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    You're lucky.
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    You deserve to be
    the mascot of Faction Sixty.
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    Ling, you're my brother forever.
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    Everyone,
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    I'm sorry.
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    I was wrong about that.
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    According to the rules,
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    you must get the golden ball twice
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    in exchange for free Void Glasses.
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    I knew it.
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    You've gotten one golden ball,
    so you only need to get it once again.
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    Of course.
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    It's my mistake.
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    In order to compensate you,
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    I can provide a coupon for 500 off
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    with spending 8,000 spiritual coins.
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    Impossible!
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    I'm mistaken.
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    You must get it three times.
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    Three times.
    You have to get golden balls three times.
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    Oh, my.
[13:13] ---
    What a pity, sir.
[13:14] ---
    You almost...
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    What?
[13:20] ---
    Ling.
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    I love you!
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    What else do you want to say?
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    You won the coupon.
[13:32] ---
    But do you want to level it up?
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    If you give up,
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    you can take these glasses with you.
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    But if you can get two red rubies,
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    you will also win
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    this spiritual beast egg.
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    Wow.
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    Manager, wake up.
[14:20] Sign
    Order-free
[14:49] Sign
    10% off Coupon for All Anime Figure
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    What is this guy doing?
[15:10] ---
    This is the top salesman in our mall?
[15:12] ---
    Calm down, boss.
[15:13] ---
    Quickly. Know what he likes by big data.
[15:16] ---
    Don't let him win any more coupons.
[15:18] Sign
    Small Raccoon
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    Sir,
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    this is free for you
[15:26] Sign
    Small Raccoon
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    as long as you stop lotteries.
[15:41] Sign
    One More for Free
    Get one more free with this card
[15:43] Sign
    Small Raccoon
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    Sir.
[15:47] ---
    Here you are.
[15:47] ---
    That's okay.
[15:49] ---
    It's just a cheap snack.
[15:52] Sign
    One More for Free
    Get one more free with this card
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    Manager.
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    I think I'm not really cut out for sales.
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    Hao.
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    What happened?
[16:34] ---
    I've thought about it.
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    It's not a good idea
    to use future spiritual force
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    in advance to buy things.
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    If it weren't for Ling's luck today,
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    Hao and I
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    would both have fallen into the trap.
[16:46] ---
    These things are attractive.
[16:48] ---
    But now we can't afford them.
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    So,
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    we mustn't overspend.
[16:53] ---
    We have to buy things on our own.
[16:55] ---
    It's not too late for you
[16:56] ---
    to understand it.
[16:57] ---
    Everyone,
[16:58] ---
    I have an idea.
[16:59] ---
    How about we hold a charity sale
    of the things
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    won by Ling today?
[17:03] ---
    I agree.
[17:05] ---
    I agree too.
[17:06] ---
    I agree too.
[17:13] ---
    I
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    agree too.
[17:25] ---
    It must have been something sent by Master.
[17:27] ---
    What is it?
[17:32] Sign
    Limited Edition Long Johns Suitl
    Please read this Manual carefully before use, and keep it properly