E2 - Dignified Run for Chief of Class
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As an old saying goes,
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when two stars collide,
a mountain will fit into a grass seed.
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Where is the baby?
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The baby...
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Mr. Wang, your baby...
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He... He crawled out by himself.
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Mr. Wang. Mr. Wang.
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Walk alone in the night.
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Look down on the hurrying steps.
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Everything is cultivated.
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Glimmers in the eyes
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never leave a trace.
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"The Daily Life of the IMMORTAL KING"
How to avoid the true mirage.
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How to avoid the true mirage.
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How much defense does it take
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to resist loneliness?
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In the face of glory and defeat,
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how could I pretend not to care?
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Listen to your heart.
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Are you going to wander or go forward?
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So you can watch me now,
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Break the seal on the universe.
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Swirl your impact against everything old.
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Tear up the tranquility of the night.
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So you can watch me now,
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When I am set free.
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You're gonna be in fear,
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and get your defeat.
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I want to remain unknown
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however reversed the days and nights are.
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I want to remain hidden
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but the world is in disorder.
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I don't want to be immortal,
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but I have to fight.
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Break through it and go in hot pursuit.
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Look at this, son.
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Dad and mom bought this for you.
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It costs my half-year savings.
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I stayed on the web for three whole days for it.
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A Dragon Slaughtering Sword.
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Note: limited edition.
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"Dragon"
Note: limited edition.
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Darling, I didn't know you would
pay so much for our son.
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Darling, it was for our son.
I wouldn't call it a payment.
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--I would call it an investment.
--As the chosen one,
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he has to tolerate unimaginable
torments at a very small age.
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--You are so great, darling.
--Wang Ling can hear what people think,
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so he has to face the snobbery
of the world much sooner.
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I have always wanted to have this sword.
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Finally, I had the excuse to buy it.
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So much money wasted on this rubbish.
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A man's romance is always based on waste.
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I searched for three days and nights
to find this perfect counterfeit.
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"[Limited Gold Edition]
Dragon Slaughtering Sword" "On BIG Sale"
I searched for three days and nights
to find this perfect counterfeit.
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--The money should have been
saved for something else.
--Wang Ling is now facing life's first
philosophy problem ever since he was born.
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--Wang Ling is now facing life's first
philosophy problem ever since he was born.
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Come on, son. Take the sword.
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If he didn't take it, the kind harassments
of his parents would never stop.
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If he did, this counterfeit,
or even a real dragon-slaughtering sword,
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couldn't stand the spiritual
force at his fingertips.
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Do you call this a treasured sword?
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It doesn't even stand
the spiritual force of a baby.
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It's just a toy anyway.
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Do you have to be so serious?
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If a sword breaks up, they can buy another one.
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If marriage breaks up,
Wang Ling will feel troubled.
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Half a year's a savings
and you bought a counterfeit.
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I did this for our family, you useless one.
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--Reach out your little hands.
--Come on. Come take it.
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At a rate of 387 times a second,
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Wang Ling considered different
ways to react to this.
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Then,
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the force of origin that had been accumulating
inside him burst at this crucial moment.
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Oh no, he's making water.
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You take care of him now.
I'm going to get the diapers.
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So, that was the little
thought-provoking story
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of how a morning urine saved a marriage.
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"14 Years Ago, Baby Room in Wang Ling's Home"
And Wang Ling figured out
the first philosophy of his life.
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And Wang Ling figured out
the first philosophy of his life.
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You silly boy.
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Stop biting the toy. Milk is ready.
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It is better to keep a low profile.
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"10 Years Ago, Songhai"
But at the age of 6,
Wang Ling failed to confine his force.
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But at the age of 6,
Wang Ling failed to confine his force.
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The poor Wang couple never
graduated from the body-building phase.
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What Wang Ling did was
way beyond their cognition.
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At this moment,
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the couple reached a unified conclusion
that they had never done before,
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a unanimous vote for the principle
of keeping a low profile in life.
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The dad was responsible for finding a way
on the web to contain spiritual forces,
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and managed to implement it before
Wang Ling went to primary school.
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I'm done.
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"HARD"
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Wait.
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Give me your hand.
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I told you the effect of the counterfeit
force-containing amulet was not steady.
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You must take a gold pill daily as a supplement.
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"POWER"
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"POWER"
A black gold bowl was ruined,
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and almost a pair of steel chopsticks.
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You've got to be more patient, son.
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Dad is almost done with
the new version of amulet.
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You will have it within this year.
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You've been saying this
every day over the past decade.
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Are you sure it will be done this year?
Most of it has been finished.
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The routine argument is about to begin again.
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Darling, I can guarantee that within this year,
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the latest amulet will have
the effect as we expect.
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It may have some resistance to drugs,
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but you must have confidence
in scientific cultivation, darling.
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I wouldn't care about it
if it weren't for our son.
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I don't have to remind you
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what we have been through
these years for this amulet.
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On his seventh birthday...
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Come on, let's make a wish.
Blow out the candles.
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The entire house was almost burned down.
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When he was ten, while playing with his friends,
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he took off all their clothes.
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I do want him to live an ordinary life.
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Over the past 10 years,
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Wang Ling has sensed his parents' hopes.
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I'm sure you know what he's
been taking is just low-power pills,
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--specials pills that reduce
one's spiritual forces.
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--This is something
--specials pills that reduce
one's spiritual forces.
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Wang Ling has known
for the first time in 10 years.
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"Cultivation School"
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"Cultivation School"
So he decides not to do anything impressive
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"Welcome New Students"
So he decides not to do anything impressive
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"Welcome New Students"
before the new amulet is finished.
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--My fellow students.
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--Come have a look.
--My fellow students.
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--Come have a look.
--Vote for me, Chen Chao.
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--Give Chen Chao your support.
--Vote for me, Chen Chao.
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Elect the Goddess, and it's a glory for all.
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Vote for her and you'll get
a huge gift pack of gold pills,
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and a chance draw for Miss Sun Rong's
bikini photo with her autograph.
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Places of troubles like this are not
for me to get involved, except...
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"Campus Shop"
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"On Sale"
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Hey buddy, give me ten packs,
intestine flavored.
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--Give me one pack.
--I want five packs, chives flavored, buddy.
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Give me one.
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Don't push me, OK?
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They even have intestine flavored.
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Give me some. Give me some.
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"50% off"
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Stop pushing me, man.
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Payment. SpiriForce Pay 538404 Yuan.
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"SpiriForce Pay Successful"
"Balance 8790435083.4 Yuan"
Payment. SpiriForce Pay 538404 Yuan.
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That's impressive.
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Hi, everybody. Today, everything
in this shop is free for freshmen.
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"Vote for Sun Rong. Everything is Free."
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"Vote for Sun Rong. Everything is Free."
I hope everyone gives his support
to Sun Rong of Class 1, Phase 1.
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Soliciting votes is a shame.
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We don't want plotting.
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Who is slandering me?
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It's Sun Rong.
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This is Sun Rong, the shining girl.
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She is shining indeed.
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It's Sun Rong.
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It's dazzling.
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That's it. Turn them off.
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She's so beautiful.
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She's looking at me.
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Guo Hao and Chen Chao,
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how come you have that preconception against me?
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You...
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That's cheating.
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It's not fair to solicit votes by giving gifts.
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I'm just demonstrating my capabilities.
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Why do you call that cheating?
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Those who believe in me and accept me
will vote for me naturally.
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That's the fairest choice.
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It sounds right.
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It is sophism.
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Chief of class is supposed
to help his classmates.
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We won't yield to you for such small benefits.
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Chen Chao, you suggest you say it nicely.
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You don't have to kidnap me
morally. That's sinister.
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Sun.
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Yes.
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I'll give you 5 votes for
5 packs of dry noodles.
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At this point, Wang Ling...
can't hold himself anymore.
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Sun.
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All right.
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Why is it he who stands out to help me?
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5 votes for 5 packs of dry noodles.
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It's not right. Each student has only one vote.
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You can give 100 votes if you want.
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I mean, I don't care
if you vote for me or not,
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or how many you want to vote.
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I only want to do my best
to give you my care.
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I want that one.
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I want this one.
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Me too. That one tastes better.
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This is mine.
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You misunderstood her, Chen Chao.
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Look at the way it is written.
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"Vote for Me"
"Vote for Sun Run, Everything is Free!"
Look at the way it is written.
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"Vote for Me"
"Vote for Sun Run, Everything is Free!"
Vote for Sun Rong and Everything is Free
are two different things.
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You were just too mean.
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I will have a showdown with her,
in a dignified way.
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You've been busy today. Have a drink.
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It's free. No vote needed.
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Is she thinking of using that?
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Not giving the tiniest part of me
to benefit the world.
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Give me a pack. This is mine.
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"Sun"
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The art of seduction is working.
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Such small benefits,
and the freshmen are all here.
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All captured.
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Including the most difficult Chen Chao.
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All thanks to...
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Where is he?
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Who are you looking for, Miss?
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The boy who took five packs of dry noodles.
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He's been long gone.
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But he asked me to give you this before he left.
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"POWER"
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"POWER"
A gold pill.
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Wang Ling felt that with one vote
for five packs of dry noodles,
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he owed Sun Rong a favor.
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So he gave her a gold pill that his mom
had forced on him to make it even.
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"Class Elite"
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Students, did you prepare for today's lesson?
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Yes, we did.
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But we will skip that today
to the second lesson from the last.
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Today, I'll capture them all.
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Ancient Arts of Confinement.
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The so-called seduction is to use
incantations with hand seals
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to project your spiritual force on other people,
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"Sun"
to project your spiritual force on other people,
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"Sun"
so that your spiritual force turns them
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into your fans.
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--Studies of ancient books show...
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--Oh no.
--Studies of ancient books show...
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--The instructor has seen through it.
--This little wise guy was good at a mind game,
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--This little wise guy was good at a mind game,
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which is called taking advantage
of seduction on other people.
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Thousands of years ago, there was an immortal
who called himself Little Wise Guy.
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He had three thousand followers.
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The game we are talking about today
was passed down from him.
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When the game works, a predetermined sign
will affect other people's minds.
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But there is one precondition for this game,
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which is giving gifts.
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When this precondition is met,
and the incantation is read,
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not giving the tiniest part of me
to benefit the world,
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a spiritual force field is created.
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Everyone in this field
who has taken the free gifts
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"Meng"
will relax their mind guard.
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"Meng"
The spiritual force in the field
takes advantage of this to go in
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and leaves a sign of the spiritual
force on the subjects.
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The subjects know nothing about the process.
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--The imposer, however, can use this sign
--Wang Ling is suddenly aware
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--The imposer, however, can use this sign
--why Sun Rong did those things at the shop.
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--to affect their minds.
--why Sun Rong did those things at the shop.
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Take as many as you want.
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Enjoy the free benefits.
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Thank god I returned her favor.
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What are you worried about?
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It's natural that someone likes you.
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Sir, is there a way to crack this game?
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"Sun"
Sir, is there a way to crack this game?
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Men of great power can directly break
or remove the sign with their power.
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Still trying to use it on me.
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I've returned her favor
and no longer meet the precondition.
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Could it be that her bodyguard
didn't give her the pill?
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This Wang Ling is so annoying.
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Staring at me like that.
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What does it mean?
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Something round.
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Could it be...
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...the pill?
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Eating it
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is good to you.
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Please.
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Of course there are imposers sometimes...
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Could it be a pill of high power?
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He wants to help boost my spiritual power,
to become chief of class.
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What Wang Ling actually means is
the dry noodles of yours taste good. Thank you.
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What he's been taking is just low-power pills,
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special pills that reduce
one's spiritual forces.
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Matcha flavored.
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This feels like falling down
from clouds 30000 feet above.
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Lack of spiritual force
will end the seduction before it works.
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Wang Ling, what kind of pill did you give me?
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Now let's have a student up here
to give us a demonstration.
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Sun Rong.
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Yes.
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You always learn fast.
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Come and give us a demonstration
of what is said in the book.
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All right.
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Thank you.
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You're welcome.
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That was a close call. Use caution.
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Now you do it, Wang Ling. Read it.
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Not giving the tiniest part of me
to benefit the world.
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"Diligence Pays Off,
Accumulation Makes You Shine"
Very good. Next,
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"Diligence Pays Off,
Accumulation Makes You Shine"
candidates Sun Rong and Chen Chao,
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"Diligence Pays Off,
Accumulation Makes You Shine"
is the election of our chief of class.
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--Congratulations, Chief Chen.
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--To cheat the world
--Congratulations, Chief Chen.
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--To cheat the world
--I'll count on you, Chief.
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--rather than be cheated by the world.
--I'll count on you, Chief.
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--rather than be cheated by the world.
--I'll count on you.
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That's impossible.
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Sun Rong is paying for what you did.
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Those gestures may look random,
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but they cracked the game
on the entire class at great ease.
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Even I haven't seen anything like that.
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Moreover, mastering the recantation
after hearing it only once,
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he is no ordinary person.
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OK.
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How annoying.
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If he wanted to hurt me,
why did he support me at the shop?
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"Wang"
If he wanted to hurt me,
why did he support me at the shop?
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"Wang"
Not giving the tiniest part of me
to benefit the world.
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"Wang"
Just can't drive him out of my mind.
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Just can't drive him out of my mind.
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Sparks fall in the stream at your foot.
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Butterfly fly by your side look into the sky.
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After so many nights,
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You face is fading out of my memory.
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With the ferris wheel hanging up there,
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I look towards you in the colorful lights.
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Twinkling warmth stops in front of your eyes.
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The star-dotted dome
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reflects you in the lonesome moonlight.
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In the endless recollections,
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there are you in my remote dreams.
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