E7 - Art of Explosion?

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    Froggy 2.
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    What do you want for your birthday?
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    Birthday egg,
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    followers
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    and comments on our animation.
    Can I get them?
SIGN    Adapted from the story of the same name by Ku Xuan from Qidian of China Literature The Daily Life of the Immortal King
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    Episode 7
    Art of Explosion?
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    Hahaha.
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    Faction Sixty of Songhai!
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    I'll destroy
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    all of you
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    with fireworks today.
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    Senior Huang, thanks for your help.
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    Never mind.
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    I found their faction.
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    You just walked into
    the Four Emblems Faction
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    so easily?
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    Don't worry.
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    They're not here.
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    Immortal art.
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    Crane wings.
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    Be careful.
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    The Fierce Flame Divine Sword Energy
    of Zhu Zhen
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    is powerful.
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    Senior, thanks for the heads up.
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    Well, I have something to tell you.
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    Senior Huang.
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    Senior Huang.
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    Senior, what do you wanna tell us?
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    Forget it.
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    I've sent you the location
    of the Four Emblems Faction.
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    Check it.
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    He must
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    have predicted it all.
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    It's better
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    if I don't worry about it.
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    Elite Class
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    I heard that this charity sale
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    was supported by the head of our faction.
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    You're talking about the head
    who taught Brother Zhuo.
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    Sure.
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    It's him.
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    Our head is the ace support immortal
    of the Seven Stars Faction.
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    I also know
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    what is the special award
    Instructor Pan mentioned.
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    Is it a workbook?
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    A wish, whatever falls
    within Head Chen's ability
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    can be fulfilled.
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    Wow.
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    Well,
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    Hao,
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    what did you bring
    to the charity sale today?
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    They haven't been delivered.
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    When you get to the charity sale
    in the playground, you will know.
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    Show us yours.
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    Haha.
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    Today, I brought a special ware
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    in addition to what I drew
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    at the mall that day.
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    Haha.
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    You...
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    Why did you bring
    your father's broadsword?
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    Aren't you afraid that
    he will beat you up?
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    Totally not.
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    My father agreed.
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    Let me tell you.
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    In my family,
    we forge a new broadsword every year.
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    This broadsword was made in 1982.
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    When my father heard that
    we would hold a charity sale,
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    he resolutely donated
    this No. 4382 broadsword.
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    It's old but useful.
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    At the very least,
    it's perfect for mincing garlic.
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    I don't have many magic wares.
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    And what I owned was too shabby
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    for this charity sale.
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    So I decided to sell some clay figurines.
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    You made it?
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    Yes.
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    It's so cute.
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    Xiaoyu, you're deft.
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    Well, these are my gifts for you.
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    Wow.
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    Great.
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    You can compete with masters.
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    I'm glad you like them.
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    My sword spirit taught me this.
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    I must pass on traditional crafts.
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    Well, Brother Wang, what did you prepare?
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    Xiaoyu.
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    Will Brother Wang
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    prepare something crazy?
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    It shouldn't be.
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    I think Brother Wang may prepare...
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    Argh!
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    No way. It's too crazy, Xiaoyu.
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    Crazy?
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    Rong, what are you talking about?
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    Nothing, Brother Guo.
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    Ling.
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    Is your rice cooker
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    still functional?
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    On sale!
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    Plus: higher end of a scale.
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    Gently-used wheat 12 plus
    electromagnetic pill-refining furnace.
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    Special training belt,
    necessity for cultivation.
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    Hahaha.
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    Okay.
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    Blind boxes of immortal art scrolls
    for the cultivators in foundation phase.
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    300 spiritual coins for one scroll.
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    I'll buy one.
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    18 Loaf Palms.
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    What immortal art is it?
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    There's everything.
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    Aren't these students participating
    in the charity sale?
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    Yes.
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    These are operating committee members.
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    They're responsible for
    recording the income of each booth
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    and tallying the total charity funds.
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    Wow.
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    Your order is delivered on time.
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    Are you Mr. Guo?
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    Please sign for your express package.
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    Yes, I'm Guo Hao.
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    Glad you're coming.
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    Thank you.
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    NF Intra-City Express,
    we look forward to your next order.
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    Hey.
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    Is this your magic wares?
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    Yes.
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    These are babies born last night.
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    Wow.
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    Cats!
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    So cute.
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    They're Snow Jade Spiritual Cats.
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    Rong, you knew it!
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    These are the kittens that were born
    last night at my spiritual beast store.
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    They've all been officially certified.
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    I just got their certificates
    this morning.
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    That's why you brought them in now.
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    They are fluffy.
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    Be careful, Chao.
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    You're careless.
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    Be gentle.
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    Oh, my!
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    Stop!
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    Come back!
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    Hahaha.
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    The security of Faction Sixty is so low.
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    How could Qing Jiao and Xue Hu
    be killed by this low faction?
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    Excuse me,
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    which class are you in?
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    I'm a regular class student.
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    Student of a regular class?
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    Emm...
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    Well...
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    Did she know?
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    But she's just a cultivator
    in golden pill phase.
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    Impossible.
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    Tell me your name and class.
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    Your hair is not up to standard.
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    What?
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    This...
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    Is that a problem?
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    The Hairstyles for students in our faction
    should be simple.
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    What kind of hair do you have?
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    Perming and dyeing are prohibited.
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    Sorry, instructor.
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    Come on.
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    I'm a cultivator in Pre-immortal Phase.
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    Why do I bow and apologize to
    a cultivator in golden pill phase?
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    Okay.
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    Since you're modest,
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    I'll not record your name.
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    Thank you, instructor.
    I'll follow the rules.
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    But I know your face.
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    You look like a villain with dyeing hair.
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    I hope will dye back to black tomorrow.
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    Otherwise, I'll call your parents
    to our faction
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    to have your hair cut.
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    Yes, instructor.
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    Thank you, instructor.
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    I didn't expect that after
    graduating for so many years,
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    I would still be afraid of instructors.
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    I'll never go to
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    this low faction tomorrow.
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    Today,
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    I'll destroy the Faction Sixty.
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    Fierce Flame Divine Sword Energy.
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    Come on.
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    Fresh Cultivation Energy Drinks.
    On sale for 20% off.
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    I'm so sorry.
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    It can't get any cheaper than 3,800
    spiritual coins for such a Spiritual Cat.
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    Sword Master.
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    It's Fierce Flame Divine Sword Energy
    of Zhu Zhen.
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    I know.
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    Ling.
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    You need to advertise it.
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    You can't sell it if you're silent.
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    Show your enthusiasm.
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    Like me. Burning.
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    Forget it.
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    We've been peers of Ling for many years.
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    Don't you know him?
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    Saying one more word is like killing himself.
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    How about
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    I help Brother Wang sell the rice cooker?
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    Hold on.
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    Rong, what are your magic wares?
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    We haven't seen it yet.
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    That's it.
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    Is...
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    Nothing special.
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    This is the commercial rocket launch button
    of Flower Fruit Water Curtain Group.
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    My Fierce Flame Divine Sword Energy
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    has disappeared.
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    No way.
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    Cultivators under Pre-immortal Phase
    can't feel it.
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    OK, all right.
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    Fortunately, I have a Plan B.
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    Fierce Flame Divine Sword Energy.
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    (No one but Wang Ling)
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    (notices the dangerous rice cooker)
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    (is blended into merchandises
    for the charity sale.)
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    Finally,
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    I succeeded.
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    Right.
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    That's the way.
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    If anyone touches it,
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    the entire Faction Sixty will be
    leveled in an instant.
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    Enjoy the art of explosion.
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    Master,
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    the monitoring system has been turned off.
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    There won't be anyone around.
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    You can deal with it without interrupting.
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    OK.
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    I wonder how he will deal with it.
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    Wow.
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    He's on the rooftop.
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    You deal with him.
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    Yes, Master.
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    It's weird.
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    Why is the rice cooker I brought gone?
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    It's useless.
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    Zhu Zhen of Four Emblems Faction.
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    We've been aware of your movements.
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    So this is all about you.
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    No.
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    You're just a cultivator in
    golden pill phase.
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    I can kill you easily.
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    I'm righteous.
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    You're evil.
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    We're enemies.
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    The righteous are not afraid of anything.
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    Haha.
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    You're overestimating yourself.
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    Massive Radiance of the Small Pearl.
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    A realm-level magic ware?
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    The buffed version of the thermal underwear
    that Master tailored for me is powerful.
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    Armor and spell defense
    are taking full effect.
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    Hum.
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    You can't hurt me.
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    You're just a cultivator in
    golden pill phase.
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    How could you
    use the realm-level magic wares?
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    No way.
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    I'm Zhuo Yi, the righteous hero
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    of Songhai.
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    If you can hurt me, I lose.
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    How dare you,
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    a cultivator in golden pill phase,
    offend me.
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    If I lose in the art attack,
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    I can beat you by physical attack.
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    You will explode
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    when affected
    by Fierce Flame Divine Sword Energy.
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    Wow.
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    There's always an explosion on the rooftop.
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    It may offend the immortal.
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    Maybe an unlucky villain
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    got caught on the rooftop.
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    It's the fourth season.
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    Why don't villains have long memories?
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    Brother Wang.
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    Yes.
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    How much
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    is your rice cooker?
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    Well...
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    As you pay.
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    Elite Class
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    The one million spiritual coins
    raised by our faction
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    have been allocated to the factions
    in remote areas for development.
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    Congratulations to Wang Ling
    for winning the reward of Head Chen.
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    Why?
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    Rong bought that rice cooker.
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    She said it could be used as rocket fuel.
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    Wang Ling.
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    What do you want to get?
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    A scholarship?
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    A certificate? Or a spiritual ware?
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    A pack of crispy instant noodles.