E2 - A Home Visit By The Demon Master
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[00:53] ---
My counselor, why is there a whine
in the abyss of my holy throne?
[01:00] ---
My noble Emperor of Demons, Sire,
[01:04] ---
deep in the abyss there appeared
a crack that leads to the human world.
[01:10] ---
The human world?
[01:12] ---
I remember having sent one of the
demon kings to conquer the human world.
[01:18] ---
Yes, Your Majesty.
[01:20] ---
The one that was sent three years ago
was my humble apprentice, the Giant Frog.
[01:27] ---
Of all the demon kings,
[01:30] ---
he is the most ferocious.
[01:34] ---
So soft.
[01:35] ---
So lovely.
[01:38] ---
Feels so good.
[01:40] ---
It's three demon years already,
[01:43] ---
but the Giant Frog hasn't
presented the human world to me.
[01:49] ---
Besides,
[01:50] ---
I can feel that the hole
that leads to the human world
[01:54] ---
is absorbing the spiritual
energy of my world.
[01:58] ---
Backfire?
[02:00] ---
That shouldn't be happening.
[02:02] ---
I wanted to conquer the human world
[02:05] ---
so that I could have its
abundant spiritual energy.
[02:08] ---
Is their Gross Spiritual Force
Product lower than ours now?
[02:15] ---
What is that good-for-nothing
Giant Frog doing over there?
[02:20] ---
I will go to the human
world right away personally
[02:23] ---
to pay my useless
apprentice a home visit.
[02:33] ---
"Notice: Home Visit By Your Master"
"Ignore" "Accept"
[02:43] ---
"Adapted from the story of the same
title by author Ku Xuan from
Chinese Qidian Website of Yuewen Group"
"The Daily Life of the Immortal King"
[04:14] ---
"The Daily Life of the Immortal King
Season 2"
[04:17] ---
"Episode Two:
A Home Visit By The Demon Master"
[04:20] ---
Worldwide atmospheric spiritual
energy has been dropping for days,
[04:23] ---
which has resulted in worsened
immortal herb harvest.
[04:27] ---
Due to material shortages
in the pill refinery industry,
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--Coming.
--the price of magic pills keeps rising.
[04:31] ---
Here is an exclusive
interview by our reporters.
[04:35] ---
Coming.
[04:37] ---
Nobody is here.
[04:40] ---
It's Froggy 2.
[04:42] ---
Come on in.
[04:46] ---
Herb harvest is very bad.
Please help us.
[04:50] ---
What are you doing here?
[04:51] ---
I... I missed you.
[04:58] ---
"Calmness Brings Happiness"
[04:58] ---
"Calmness Brings Happiness"
Why do you want to give Wang Ling
a home visit all of a sudden?
[05:01] ---
His scores had been the
lowest last semester.
[05:04] ---
I had thought he would be reallocated
to Class Ordinary after the test.
[05:08] ---
Are you suspecting that
he cheated in the test?
[05:12] ---
No.
[05:13] ---
"Due"
After his test,
[05:15] ---
"Due"
the cost of spiritual energy
in our faction skyrocketed,
[05:16] ---
which is almost bankrupting us.
[05:19] ---
I wish you a smooth home visit.
[05:21] ---
I'm leaving now.
[05:23] ---
Instructor Wang,
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aren't coming along?
[05:26] ---
Sorry,
[05:27] ---
I have some personal
matters to attend to.
[05:54] ---
The spiritual force in the
human world feels so nice.
[06:04] ---
Incoming.
[06:05] ---
No, wrong number.
[06:07] ---
"Master unanswered 2 min"
[06:07] ---
"Master unanswered 2 min"
You little froggy brat. Do you
think you can evade this home visit?
[06:14] ---
DeCom. Bai De Map. Navigation starts.
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Go south. 200 meters.
[06:25] ---
"Demon Master@Froggy 2"
"3 min ago"
"Demon Master: Here I come, my boy."
[06:26] ---
"Demon Master@Froggy 2"
"3 min ago"
"Demon Master: Here I come, my boy."
Here I come, my boy.
[06:30] ---
Who is your master?
[06:32] ---
He is the aggregation of all
wisdom of the demon world,
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an ancient demon that has
lived a million years.
[06:38] ---
He is as old as the universe,
an immortal being.
[06:42] ---
Your master is so awesome.
[06:44] ---
He was my primary instructor
for a few centuries
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and that was the most
miserable time in my life.
[06:49] ---
Even now, he still shows up
frequently in my nightmares.
[06:53] ---
So, that's why you are
hiding yourself here.
[06:59] ---
Dinner is ready.
[07:09] ---
Here.
[07:15] ---
Lingling, try my newly-developed
spiritual figure after dinner.
[07:18] ---
Let's hope the problem affecting
your normal speech is solved.
[07:22] ---
You will give me a hand, Froggy 2.
[07:25] ---
I do hope it will be a success this time.
[07:28] ---
The price of magic pills
has gone up sharply.
[07:30] ---
We could hardly afford
even low-power pills.
[07:33] ---
By the way, you have been
stuck for quite some time.
[07:36] ---
How come you came
out of it suddenly?
[07:38] ---
His remote cousin sent
me some source materials.
[07:40] ---
I heard that had gone to join
the military in the meta world
[07:42] ---
and is doing very well.
[07:43] ---
I wish Lingling could find such
a secure job when he graduates.
[07:48] ---
Oh, yes. Hurry up with your dinner.
[07:50] ---
Lingling's instructor is
going to pay a home visit.
[08:05] ---
Strange. How come there are residues
of Froggy's spiritual energy here?
[08:13] ---
I use chips of Pu Lao's
horn on these figures.
[08:15] ---
"This Side Down"
They should lessen the
inhibition on his speech abilities.
[08:22] ---
Come here, son. Sit down
and sit still. Empty your mind.
[08:25] ---
Froggy 2, come and help me.
[08:28] ---
If I weren't evading the home visit,
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I wouldn't be here to help you.
[08:31] ---
Froggy, do exactly what I say.
[08:33] ---
You take the new figure.
I tear off the old. You put on the new.
[08:37] ---
Putting it on is easy.
[08:38] ---
Tearing it off is hard.
[08:40] ---
Any careless move when tearing it off,
[08:41] ---
Lingling's spiritual energy will spill,
[08:43] ---
leading to a catastrophe
that no one can imagine.
[08:45] ---
Come here. Press on his
acupoint of Baihui and hold.
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For five seconds.
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"0.4"
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"0.5"
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Next, press on his acupoints of
Danzhong and Baihui and hold.
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For ten seconds.
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Last, release his Baihui
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and hold on to his
Danzhong for five seconds.
[09:02] ---
Now.
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Success.
[09:20] ---
What?
[09:24] ---
"This Side Down"
It's upside down.
Didn't you see the big red characters?
[09:27] ---
I'm color blind.
[09:30] ---
Oh my God. I'm done for.
[09:32] ---
His spiritual energy spills.
[09:33] ---
The world will be destroyed.
[09:40] ---
Darling, I love you all my life.
[09:55] ---
Oh yes. I forgot.
[09:57] ---
You can devour spiritual energy.
[10:00] ---
Let me digest it for a while.
[10:11] ---
It's strange.
Froggy's spirits are so strong,
[10:17] ---
but I just can't locate him.
[10:20] ---
Coming.
[10:24] ---
Instructor Pan.
[10:25] ---
I've been waiting for you.
[10:26] ---
Thank you for coming.
[10:28] ---
Come on in.
Sit down and drink some water.
[10:30] ---
Froggy 2 is here too.
[10:32] ---
How are you, Instructor Pan?
[10:34] ---
Does the new figure work all right?
[10:36] ---
I don't see any changes in him.
[10:40] ---
How do you do, Instructor?
[10:41] ---
Please sit down, Instructor Pan.
[10:47] ---
Sir and Madam,
[10:48] ---
I'll cut the cliché and
go straight to the point.
[10:50] ---
I'm here today to let you know
about Wang Ling's situation at school.
[10:54] ---
Madam,
[10:55] ---
Wang Ling's scores last
semester were not satisfactory.
[10:59] ---
I don't care. It is fine if he can make
some friends and enjoy his time.
[11:05] ---
Wang Ling didn't finish all the
assignments for the summer vacation.
[11:10] ---
I've finished all the spiritual
figures for this week.
[11:12] ---
Do I give them to you now,
or shall I bring them to school tomorrow?
[11:19] ---
Madam,
[11:20] ---
Wang Ling didn't do well
in his pill refining practice.
[11:23] ---
Instructor Pan,
[11:25] ---
I made these reviving pills
and respiratory pills last semester.
[11:27] ---
You can try one if you don't mind.
[11:31] ---
The reason why I'm here today
[11:32] ---
is that Wang Ling has not been
enthusiastic about his studies.
[11:40] ---
This is what you asked us to preview.
[11:41] ---
The art of enlightenment
for this semester.
[11:52] ---
Turn left.
[11:56] ---
Actually, one pencil and one eraser
would be enough for school's sake.
[12:10] ---
--Wang Ling, you did very well in
previewing the art of enlightenment.
[12:11] ---
--Darling, what spiritual
figures have you developed?
--Wang Ling, you did very well in
previewing the art of enlightenment.
[12:14] ---
--Is this still our son?
--Wang Ling, you did very well in
previewing the art of enlightenment.
[12:15] ---
--Excessive emotion adjustment, it seems.
--That's quite a success.
[12:17] ---
--Excessive emotion adjustment, it seems.
--I hope that on all of the other
subjects, you will do as well as this.
[12:18] ---
--You try to distract Instructor Pan,
and I'll give him another figure.
--I hope that on all of the other
subjects, you will do as well as this.
[12:24] ---
Instructor Pan,
[12:25] ---
this is your first time to visit my home.
[12:27] ---
Let me show you around the house.
[12:29] ---
Around the house?
[12:31] ---
Distance to destination:
[12:33] ---
unmeasurable.
[12:40] ---
Froggy,
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you are trying to evade me, aren't you?
[12:51] ---
This way, Instructor Pan.
[12:53] ---
The kitchen is well decorated, isn't it?
[12:58] ---
What are they doing?
[13:01] ---
They are...
[13:03] ---
They are massaging for milk.
[13:09] ---
I didn't know dogs do this too.
[13:11] ---
Yes, they do.
[13:13] ---
Instructor Pan,
[13:14] ---
let me show you the second floor.
[13:26] ---
I've adjusted the logic
for the spiritual figure.
[13:27] ---
It should be fine now.
[13:29] ---
Lingling, say something.
[13:32] ---
Dad, I have a strange feel about this.
[13:35] ---
Is it my illusion or something?
[13:37] ---
What illusion?
[13:47] ---
Instructor Pan, do you like
the decoration of the bedrooms?
[13:50] ---
It's nice.
[13:52] ---
This is my first time to see
bedrooms during a home visit.
[13:55] ---
It's been quite a while.
[13:56] ---
They should have done it.
[14:07] ---
--Madam.
--Instructor Pan.
[14:11] ---
Madam,
[14:12] ---
you are...
[14:13] ---
Instructor Pan,
[14:14] ---
I want to talk to you in private.
[14:20] ---
Lingling, you've enlightened
all the furniture.
[14:25] ---
Dad, the spiritual figure has a
deadly bug left from your adjustment.
[14:28] ---
I can't do anything about it.
[14:30] ---
Use your invincible power now.
[14:54] ---
"3 Years Cultivation
5 Years Easy Life"
[14:56] ---
It's working.
[14:57] ---
Froggy 2,
[14:58] ---
let's do it.
[15:03] ---
My husband and I are
not talented cultivation.
[15:06] ---
We have been stuck in the body-building
phase and can't break through.
[15:09] ---
Lingling has very
week spiritual energy.
[15:12] ---
He hasn't had any
friends all these years.
[15:16] ---
I don't know how he
made it to Class Elite
[15:19] ---
and made so many friends there.
[15:23] ---
Wang Ling has never told
anyone about his history.
[15:27] ---
I don't expect him to
be an excellent boy,
[15:29] ---
to be above all others.
[15:31] ---
I only hope
[15:33] ---
that he spends every
day of his life happily.
[15:35] ---
Then I'll be satisfied.
[15:47] ---
All right.
[15:49] ---
Back to normal.
[15:53] ---
Lingling,
[15:54] ---
stand where you are and don't move.
[15:59] ---
You have used too much energy.
[16:01] ---
The spiritual figure is overloaded.
[16:02] ---
Froggy 2, tear off the figure.
[16:04] ---
Froggy 2. Froggy 2.
[16:09] ---
Here...
[16:10] ---
Here... he comes.
[16:12] ---
Bai De Map indicates...
[16:18] ---
You little froggy brat.
[16:20] ---
I've detected your
spiritual pressure.
[16:23] ---
Oh no.
[16:24] ---
I used my spiritual force
and revealed my location.
[16:26] ---
I'm a dead dog.
[16:27] ---
Froggy 2, come and save the world.
[16:30] ---
My boy, here comes your master.
[16:40] ---
So you've been hiding
in such an awful neighborhood.
[16:48] ---
"This Side Down"
[16:50] ---
Lingling, don't move a bit.
[16:52] ---
It's going to burst up.
[16:59] ---
I'm coming in, my boy.
[17:03] ---
Forget it. Just tear it off.
[17:33] ---
What was the noise?
[17:34] ---
What happened?
[17:37] ---
No... nothing.
[17:42] ---
Thank you so much for the
home visit, Instructor Pan.
[17:45] ---
You care so much for Lingling.
[17:47] ---
We appreciate it.
[17:49] ---
You are welcome.
[17:50] ---
I didn't know until
after we had that talk
[17:52] ---
that academic scores are not
the only thing to judge a kid.
[17:55] ---
I'll concentrate more on the students'
emotional education and growth.
[17:59] ---
It's late now.
[18:01] ---
I have to go.
[18:03] ---
Thank you again, Instructor Pan.
[18:05] ---
--Thank you.
--Thank you, Instructor Pan.
[18:07] ---
Take care.
[18:10] ---
Lingling,
[18:11] ---
you have such a nice instructor.
[18:17] ---
Did I pass out?
[18:19] ---
Oh yes. Have you
changed the spiritual figure?
[18:25] ---
Everything is settled.
[18:26] ---
Time for me to go home.
[18:36] ---
Master.
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