E1 - Wang Ling Wants To Lead A Quiet Life

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    This is our secret.
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    Promise.
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    He is only a primary phase.
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    How can he have such
    a terrible spiritual force?
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    Are you crazy?
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    Reversing the timeline
    is against the law of nature.
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    You will be tampering
    with cause and effect.
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    Against the law of nature?
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    Does it matter?
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    Besides, I believe that
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    no matter how timeline is altered,
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    my thoughts of you will
    transcend time and space
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    and bring me back to your side.
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    Lingling.
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    Thank God I made it.
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    Otherwise, the world will be destroyed.
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    Finally, the spiritual figure is applied.
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    The world is saved.
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    But don't you do such
    foolish things again.
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    You acted against the law of nature
    and restarted the world so many times.
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    The annihilation of positive and
    negative spiritual forces has caused
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    immeasurable damage to the total
    value of the world's spiritual force.
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    It's so difficult to maintain world peace.
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    "Episode One:
    Wang Ling Wants To Lead A Quiet Life"
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    Chief,
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    Jiang Liuying has been
    taken into custody
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    and will be transferred to
    the supreme jail tomorrow.
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    Thank you, Master Zhuo.
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    "Year 4396 Spiritual Sword Competition
    Incident Investigation Report"
    All thanks to you,
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    we were able to exterminate
    the Shadow Faction.
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    My pleasure, Chief.
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    However, we haven't found out
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    who is the mysterious party that
    wanted to assassinate Miss Sun Rong.
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    Hello?
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    The Spiritual Sword Competition?
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    Yes. I understand.
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    You heard it, Zhuo.
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    More assassins?
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    No.
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    The space station detected
    a spiritual force tsunami
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    centered around Faction
    59's competition field.
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    Gross National Spiritual
    Force Product dropped sharply.
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    Some of the spiritual energy
    vehicles are already down.
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    The cause?
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    Unknown. Still under investigation.
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    My superiors are
    not happy about this.
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    They have given the Department
    of Cultivation a lot of pressure.
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    You mean... that...
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    The total value of the world's
    spiritual force has dropped to 4.8.
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    This is a figure too low.
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    "World's Spiritual Force Level"
    This is a figure too low.
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    "World's Spiritual Force Level"
    Is there a way to cure it?
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    "favorite"
    Either forwarding, rewarding,
    or putting into your favorites will do.
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    "added"
    Either forwarding, rewarding,
    or putting into your favorites will do.
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    I got it.
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    I'm going right away
    to find out the cause.
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    Wait a minute, Zhuo Yi.
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    Go and call off the
    Spiritual Sword Competition.
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    "Congratulations
    on making it to the TOP 10!"
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    "Everyone's Golden Pill"
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    "Everyone's Golden Pill"
    What a pity!
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    "Class Elite"
    We had overwhelming advantage
    over Faction 59 in the preliminary.
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    "Duty" "Table Honor Roll" "Congratulations!"
    We would have made it to the
    finals if it had not been called off.
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    Come on. Making it into
    Top 10 is already not bad.
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    Right.
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    Don't forget that we
    have a Value 5 laggard.
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    "Knowledge Has No Boundaries."
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    "Knowledge Has No Boundaries."
    Brother Wang hasn't
    talked much since then.
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    "Knowledge Has No Boundaries."
    
    Has he become withdrawn?
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    "Knowledge Has No Boundaries."
    
    He doesn't have many lines anyway.
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    "Diligence Pays Off"
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    "Diligence Pays Off"
    I don't why, but ever since
    we won the competition,
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    "Diligence Pays Off"
    
    he has become like this.
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    "Crispy Little Raccoon"
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    "Crispy Little Raccoon"
    Wang Ling is just
    enjoying his quiet daily life.
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    However, the gear wheel of destiny
    is unnoticeably starting to turn.
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    I'm going back to my seat.
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    Very good. Everybody has handed in
    his homework for the summer vacation.
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    You deserve to be a
    member of the Class Elite.
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    Thank goodness I finished
    drawing it on the last day.
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    I'm exhausted.
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    I believe every one of you
    worked hard during the vacation.
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    The Cultivation Curriculum requests
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    that students of Phase 2 should
    have broken through the bottleneck
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    and reached intermediate
    foundation phase.
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    In the past, we lacked academic
    disciplines and faction rules.
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    After we beat Faction 59 in the
    Spiritual Sword Competition,
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    the Department of Education has
    turned much of their attention on us.
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    Therefore, we will have a
    Spiritual Force Test this afternoon.
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    Anyone who is not qualified
    for intermediate foundation phase
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    will be expelled from Class Elite.
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    No.
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    By the way,
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    excelled Class Ordinary students on
    this test will be moved up to Class Elite.
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    So, get ready to bid farewell
    to the old and greet the new.
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    Does that mean that none of you has
    reached the intermediate foundation phase?
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    Sister Sun,
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    not everyone has the talents
    and family background like you.
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    I worked hard the
    whole summer vacation,
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    and I have only just broken through.
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    That's right. It's obvious that they spent
    their summer vacation the easy way.
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    Wait.
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    What about Wang Ling?
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    Brother Wang.
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    If you don't mind,
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    I can perfuse my
    spiritual energy into you.
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    Brother Wang,
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    my father has taught
    me a set of Mercy Palms,
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    which can help with
    the breakthrough.
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    Time is short, so let me
    give you one of the palms.
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    No, you can't.
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    Forcible breakthrough will
    harm Brother Wang's meridians.
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    My father has been doing it all summer,
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    and nothing happened to me.
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    Perfusion.
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    Breakthrough.
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    Perfusion.
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    Breakthrough.
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    Perfusion.
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    Breakthrough.
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    Stop it, both of you.
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    Wang Ling is gone.
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    "GENTLEMEN"
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    Master, what are you going
    to do about the test?
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    The test is for status, not strength.
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    It's going to be hard to disguise myself.
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    Brother Wang,
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    I know the test came
    too unexpectedly,
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    but I can help you
    through the difficulties.
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    During the vacation, I happened to
    find out how to make foundation pills.
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    If we cooperation
    like we did before,
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    we can make some
    pills before the test.
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    After we take the pills,
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    our spiritual energy will
    burst within one hour.
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    Then we will be able
    to pass the test.
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    Guo Hao,
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    are you sure you have reached the
    intermediate foundation phase?
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    So you knew it?
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    Brother Wang, you must help me.
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    If my parents get to know
    I am expelled from Class Elite,
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    they will break my legs.
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    If... If we are able to
    make the foundation pills,
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    we will be able to stay
    in Class Elite together.
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    Students of Phase 2,
    come to the field now.
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    The test will start right away.
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    I can't find the dog
    intended for the test,
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    so we will use Doomsday for today's test.
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    The student who number is called
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    will come onto the stage
    to the center of the formation
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    then concentrate his spiritual energy.
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    Based on the testee's energy strength,
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    the formation will adjust
    its power automatically.
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    Then...
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    ...those who are struck
    by the thunderbolt
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    but whose bodies do not
    explode pass the test.
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    Explode?
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    This is nothing but a
    Doom Breaking simulator.
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    Do I still have a chance?
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    In ancient times, if someone failed in
    doom breaking, he lost his life right away.
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    You don't have to worry.
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    Modern cultivation is different.
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    The voltage of the formation
    is limited to the safety level.
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    Even if someone fails
    in the doom breaking,
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    we have had every
    precaution prepared for him.
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    I thought we wouldn't do doom breaking
    until the end of the semester.
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    I haven't broken through yet.
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    Me neither.
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    I only broke through last night.
    Hell knows if it will work.
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    You traitor.
    You did your training behind us.
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    We will conduct the test
    in the order of classes.
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    Students from other class
    can take the time to warm up.
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    Phase 2, Class 1. Ku Xuan.
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    Ku Xuan.
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    Where is Brother Wang Ling?
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    The test has started.
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    Don't worry, Sister Sun.
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    Guo Hao is looking for him.
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    Our class will be the last one.
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    We have plenty of time.
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    Thanks to the help of
    Brother Wang and Froggy 2,
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    the pills will be ready
    when the rinds are baked.
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    The pills burst your
    energy for only one hour,
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    so remember to take
    them right before the test.
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    I still remember what
    happened last semester
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    when we were having
    the pill refining class.
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    You put your finished
    vitality pills into my furnace
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    and handed in the wasted pill
    Chen Chao made as your work.
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    I decided right at that moment
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    that you were my pal for my lifetime.
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    Wait. The footsteps.
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    It's... Instructor Pan.
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    What shall I do? What shall I do?
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    She is supposed to
    be supervising the test.
[11:05] ---
    What is she doing here?
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    "Condensate Water"
    Oh shit. Shit.
[11:08] ---
    What am I going to do?
    What now?
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    What are you doing, Brother Wang?
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    "Pill Refining Room"
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    Everybody is at the test now. What
    are the two of you doing here naked?
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    Sorry, Instructor Pan.
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    We fell into the pool.
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    We are drying our clothes.
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    Are you?
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    What is in the furnace behind you?
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    Well...
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    Madam, please don't.
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    Madam, I can explain. I...
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    How come there is a dog here?
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    Move away.
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    What... What the hell is this?
[12:11] ---
    Madam, we wanted to
    dry our socks quickly,
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    so we put them in the furnace.
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    Go to the test as soon as
    you've dried your clothes.
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    We muddled through it.
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    Where are the pills?
[12:28] ---
    Well...
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    I hide them in my stomach.
[12:37] ---
    The pills are being digested.
[12:38] ---
    The spiritual force is beginning
    to pound on my meridians.
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    If it is not unblocked,
    I will break up.
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    Guo Hao. Wake up.
[13:03] ---
    Guo Hao. Wake up. It's your turn.
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    What... What am I doing here?
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    What... is this place?
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    Class Elite. Guo Hao. Is he here?
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    You will be disqualified
    if you don't show up.
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    Here. Here. Here I come.
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    Don't worry. I've take some pills.
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    If I can do it within one hour...
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    Damn it. It's over one hour now.
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    The pills are no longer effective.
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    Guo Hao, stand up for the test.
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    Sorry, Mom and Dad. Sorry, everyone.
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    I will work hard next semester and
    make my way back to Class Elite.
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    Guo Hao is fabulous.
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    Have I... Have I made it to the
    intermediate foundation phase?
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    I didn't expect my pills
    would have such qualities.
[14:03] ---
    Master, it seems your hit has
    pushed him right through the bottleneck.
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    Phase 2, Class Elite. Wang Ling.
[14:11] ---
    Oh no. I've swallowed
    Wang Ling's pills too.
[14:14] ---
    What is he going
    to do with the test?
[14:17] ---
    Now that Wang Ling's spiritual
    force is of a very low level,
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    we allow him to wear a
    safety helmet in the test.
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    Brother Wang.
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    Master, there is a bug in the formation.
[14:35] ---
    What is it?
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    There is an upper limit for
    the formation's voltage,
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    but they didn't set a
    time threshold for it.
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    The sea of your spiritual
    force is too vast.
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    When they designed the formation,
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    they didn't take into their
    consideration a cultivator like you.
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    Is he going to be all right?
[14:52] ---
    Wh-What the...
[14:55] ---
    What is going on?
[14:58] ---
    Master, you are like a
    capacitance without limits.
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    I got it, Jingke.
[15:03] ---
    How long with
    the thunderbolt last?
[15:05] ---
    Until the formation has exhausted
    all the spiritual impulses around it.
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    Brother Wang.
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    Come back.
[15:12] ---
    It's too dangerous
    to meddle with it now.
[15:13] ---
    We must do something.
    Otherwise, he will be killed.
[15:18] ---
    Help me unplug it.
[15:21] ---
    Master, you've burned
    too much spiritual energy.
[15:24] ---
    It doesn't matter.
    Unplug it and it will be fine.
[15:28] ---
    "Pill Prices Soar"
    The Gross Local Spiritual Force
    Product is dropping...
[15:37] ---
    Oh, no. The total value of the world's
    spiritual force is dropping again.
[15:41] ---
    What will happen
    if it keeps dropping.
[15:43] ---
    Update stops.
[15:49] ---
    Master, it will be the
    end of it if you go on.
[15:53] ---
    I have an idea.
[16:02] ---
    Sun Rong,
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    use him.
[16:05] ---
    Peach wood swords
    are insulators.
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    You... You broke the doom.
[16:28] ---
    Sister Sun,
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    when did you learn such
    terrible swordsmanship?
[16:35] ---
    Brother Wang, are you hurt?
[16:39] ---
    Sir, did I pass the test?
[16:46] ---
    This incident is later classified as
    malfunction of the Doom Breaking System.
[16:50] ---
    However, this is just the
    beginning of everything.
[16:54] ---
    Jingke used so much more
    force than necessary
[16:56] ---
    that he ripped a crack in space.
[16:58] ---
    Through this crack, the spiritual
    impulses of the human world
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    disperse into another world.
[18:41] ---
    "Adapted from the story of the same title by
    author Ku Xuan from Chinese Qidian Website
    of Yuewen Group Technology Co., Ltd."
    "Copyright by Shanghai Kuanyu Digital"
[18:44] ---
    "The Daily Life of the Immortal King
    Season 2"
[18:48] ---
    Now this is what they call
    Precision Hans Craftsmanship.
[18:50] ---
    The formation is destroyed,
    but the this socket survives.
[18:53] ---
    Why couldn't we unplug it?
    That's not reasonable.
[18:59] ---
    Pulling it up will do.
    Why did you pull the cord sideways?