E6 - It's All Your Fault
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Froggy 2.
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What do you want for your birthday?
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Birthday egg,
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followers
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and comments on our animation.
Can I get them?
SIGN Adapted from the story of the same name by Ku Xuan from Qidian of China Literature The Daily Life of the Immortal King
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Episode 6
It's All Your Fault
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(Three thousand secret arts
of the Way of Heaven)
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(are the top arts pursued by
cultivators in the world.)
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(Whoever can understand one
of them can be invincible.)
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(Some cultivators have never been able to)
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(see a trace of the secret art)
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(of Way of Heaven in their entire lives.)
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(Every day,)
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(countless Way of Heaven elves
are busy behind the scenes.)
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(In addition to the daily care
and maintenance of)
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(three thousand secret arts
of the Way of Heaven,)
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(they are also responsible for handling)
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(the rest of the trivial affairs
within the world.)
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Master of Spiritual Energy.
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Two newcomers have recently arrived.
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Hey yo.
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They are notorious.
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Master of Spiritual Energy.
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What do we do with them?
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These injuries.
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I can't go wrong.
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It must be him who did it.
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Sorry?
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Never mind.
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Throw him into the Lunar Well,
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the same as Jiang Liuying.
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Let them think about what they did.
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Hasn't Jiang Liuying
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come out yet?
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He hasn't completely thought through it.
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Maybe he'll be stuck in a well
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for the rest of his life.
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The number of cultivators
seeking the Way of Heaven
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has increased recently.
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How's your job?
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Everyone,
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check carefully.
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We must not allow cultivators
with unscrupulous intentions
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to learn the art of the Way of Heaven.
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I am
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the true heir of the Infinite Sword Faction.
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His name is Chen Nanxuan. He is the No.2
heir of the Infinite Sword Faction,
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in the peak of level 9
of True Immortal Phase.
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This is his 6,751st challenge
to the Ladder of Mind.
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He's powerful enough.
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But why not let him learn it?
Did he do anything wrong?
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He disrespected his Master.
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We won't let him learn it.
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How can those who
don't respect their masters
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learn the art of Way of Heaven?
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Yes, sir.
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What a pity!
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I almost learned it.
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Brother,
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you're going to die,
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right?
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I'm young.
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One day I will learn the Way of Heaven.
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Besides, I have many
excellent disciples as heirs.
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I'm intolerant
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of evil.
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It's too much.
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Do they think we can't handle them?
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Brother,
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Faction Sixty is weird.
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There are many powerful cultivators
in their faction.
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I think we should report to Master.
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He knows everything.
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Do you think he really doesn't know?
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This...
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I think it's a Master's test for us.
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We're all at the peak
of Pre-immortal Phase.
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There's no way
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we can't win them.
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We must
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deal with this matter
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before the Master finishes his retreat.
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I heard that
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our Master had a disciple codenamed Zero.
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But I don't know where he is now.
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We had a brother.
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He's better than all of us.
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But if Brother Zero does,
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we'll be embarrassed.
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We are also the elite
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cultivated by the Master.
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You're right.
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But you don't have to deal with
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these guys by yourself.
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I've received the message.
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Faction Sixty
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will hold a charity sale tomorrow.
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So,
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that is where
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your Fierce Flame Divine Sword Energy
comes in.
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Yes.
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Brother,
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anything tainted by
my Fierce Flame Divine Sword Energy
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will be blown up.
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Hmmm?
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Hey-hey.
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You're ready to take on
a new dead cultivator.
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How dare he mess with
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the one on the White List.
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The one on the White List of Way of Heaven?
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Who is it?
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Don't you know?
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What did you learn about orientation?
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He is...
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Elite Class
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According to the joint proposal
of Chen Chao and Sun Rong,
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representatives of the elite class,
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we will hold a charity sale tomorrow.
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After you go back tonight,
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you can find some unused items
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for tomorrow's sale.
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Okay.
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All the income from this charity sale
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will be used to help the poor factions.
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All participants in this charity sale
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will be rewarded with additional credits.
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And
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special prizes will also
be awarded to the students
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who raise the most money.
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I hope all students can
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take this charity sale seriously.
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Sword Master,
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have you decided what
you're going to sell tomorrow?
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No.
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I hope there's a suitable one.
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My name is Chen Nanxuan.
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This is my 6,753rd attempt
to challenge the Ladder of Mind.
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I heard you're participating
in a charity sale tomorrow.
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Yes.
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What's in it?
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No way!
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I've lived in his house for so long,
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but I've never known that.
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Do you want to come with me?
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I'd like to see
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what you're hiding.
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This is...
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This is
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the Way of Heaven Library.
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They are all Way of Heaven elves.
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There it is.
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He is lucky and powerful,
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but he can't above the Way of Heaven.
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Hump.
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It's hard for normal cultivators to see
a trace of the Way of Heaven.
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Way of
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Heaven.
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Hold on.
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So why does his closet
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connect to the Way of Heaven Space?
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Is he and Way of Heaven...
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Small Raccoon Crispy Instant Noodle
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Small Raccoon Crispy Instant Noodle
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I want to
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change things with it.
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You don't really want to change, do you?
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But it's okay.
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His relationship with the Way of Heaven
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is not as good as I thought.
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We don't know you're coming,
Mr. Ling.
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Sorry, we're late.
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Who is he?
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Why did seven leaders
come out to welcome him?
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Dummy.
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He is the only one on the White List.
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It's ridiculous.
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Why do you kneel so normally?
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It's great to
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be your dog.
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Small Raccoon Crispy Instant Noodle
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Trade in Way of Heaven follows
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the law of equal exchange.
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But what can he exchange
with one package of crispy instant noodles?
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It's a snack for you,
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but it's a treasure
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for Sword Master.
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Right.
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It's fair to offer something
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you cherish.
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This is...
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Way of Heaven Golden Silkworm.
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Clothes made of silk
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are of high toughness
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and can protect against all kinds of shocks.
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No matter how severe
the internal injuries are,
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the exterior
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looks intact.
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No.
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Another one.
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This is a Weight-loss Soap
made by the art of great weight loss.
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BMI: Body Mass Index
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When using it in the shower,
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you can wash off excess body fat
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and keep a healthy body fat percentage.
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BMI: Body Mass Index
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I'm Chen Nanxuan.
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This is my 6,798th challenge
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to the Ladder of Mind.
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Are these
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soapsuds?
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No!
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Amiableness Pill.
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After taking it, your spiritual force
will increase permanently.
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But
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everyone's cultivation is different,
so it may not work.
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What is the probability of success?
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It's higher than drawing cards in the game.
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This pill works so well,
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haven't you thought about
giving it to your parents?
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They taught me not to abuse my force.
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It's good to be
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ordinary and simple.
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Is there anything
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more ordinary?
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This...
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(Because the Sun Well was being used,)
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(and the Way of Heaven elves were busy,)
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(Chen Nanxuan seemed to
have seized the opportunity)
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(to learn the Way of Heaven.)
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I'm Chen Nanxuan.
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This is my 6,999th challenge
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to the Ladder of Mind.
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Why can you get so much for
a pack of crispy instant noodles?
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Each of these treasures would be enough
to make the pre-immortal
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fight tooth and nail for it.
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After all,
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crispy instant noodles are really
the most cherished thing of Sword Master.
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But why is he so fond of
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crispy instant noodles?
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It's a long story.
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(Everything starts with the graffiti)
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(Wang Ling made
when he was three years old.)
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So powerful.
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Its spiritual energy is so powerful.
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Its spiritual energy is comparable to
that of a realm-level magic wares.
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Little boy,
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do you want to make a deal
with me with this painting?
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Small Raccoon Crispy Instant Noodle
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I love this painting.
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How about I exchange this pack
of crispy instant noodles with you?
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It's fair.
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And
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I'll grant you as the White List
of the Way of Heaven.
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Make a deal?
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It's fair.
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Kids are so gullible.
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With his cultivation,
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no matter how powerful he is,
it's impossible to find me.
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(It was the first time)
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(three-year-old Wang Ling)
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(had eaten crispy instant noodles.)
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(Since then,)
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(he loves to eat crispy instant noodles.)
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It's all your fault.
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I'm sorry.
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I want this one.
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Could this thing seal the Evil?
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I've learned
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the Way of Heaven.
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Brother,
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I'm still one step ahead of you.
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The Way of Heaven
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is powerful.
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