E6 - The Internet Is Not A Lawless Paradise

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    Anyone here who is
    not following this animation?
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    "Geometry Tycoon: She's cute."
    "Ace of Faction 59: Here I am."
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    Hello. Hello. Good evening, everyone.
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    Welcome to Little Fairy Fox
    Suda's live stream room.
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    Today, I received a parcel from
    a fellow cultivation practitioner.
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    His name is Li Chao.
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    Thank you, Li Chao my friend.
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    Now let me open the
    parcel and have a look.
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    What is this?
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    Tongue of the Heavenly Hound. A medicine.
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    Fairy Fox, how is
    your master's illness now?
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    Thank you, Li Chao my friend.
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    On behalf of my master,
    I appreciate your great kindness.
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    He is still in the ICU, unconscious.
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    But I believe, with
    your miraculous medicine,
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    my master will recover.
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    "Be Exquisite, Intellectually and Martially"
    I'll do all I can to help
    you out of your difficulties.
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    I don't know how
    I can repay your kindness.
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    If you don't mind,
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    could we have a voice chat?
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    "Adapted from the story of the same
    title by author Ku Xuan from
    Chinese Qidian Website of Yuewen Group"
    "The Daily Life of the Immortal King"
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    "The Daily Life of the Immortal King
    Season 2"
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    "Episode Six:
    The Internet Is Not A Lawless Paradise"
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    I'm grateful to all of you, top
    predecessors of the human race,
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    for coming out of your
    retreat to this gathering.
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    What happened that made you
    summon us ten-thousand-year-old chaps?
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    The total value of the world's
    spiritual energy has dropped to 4.7.
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    A spiritual energy crisis is developing.
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    That is what happened last year.
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    You interrupted my retreat just for that?
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    You took me wrong, sir.
    Affected by the drop of spiritual energy,
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    the shell of the human world
    has become very fragile.
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    We have detected many infiltrates
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    to the human world of demon spies
    through the spatial crack.
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    That's easy.
    We can build a wall to strengthen it.
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    I can revive the spiritual energy
    and make the human race great again.
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    Aren't the demon's
    intentions clear enough?
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    They have had their greedy eyes
    on the human world for long.
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    A war is about to break out.
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    That is fake news. Nobody knows
    the demon race more than I do.
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    You idiot. We human race mustn't
    just sit here and do nothing.
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    We must initiate moves
    against the demon race.
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    Dear sirs, we don't know the
    coordinates of the demon world yet.
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    If we start an expedition
    into the crack now,
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    we will end up getting
    lost in the spatial storms.
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    It doesn't matter.
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    We can seize a demon and ask about it.
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    That will do the trick.
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    If you are willing
    to involve yourself in this,
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    I'm sure the demons will not act rashly.
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    Now that you say so,
    we are in no position to say more.
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    Why have they gone offline?
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    Brother Wang. Brother Wang.
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    Brother Wang, stop your voice chat.
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    What's wrong?
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    Something is happening.
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    Chen Chao's father is
    punishing him at the school gate.
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    Excuse us.
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    Evil son. Why have you
    dropped to the foundation phase?
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    My lord father, as I grow up,
    I always adhere to your guidance
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    to offer my help whenever
    someone is in need.
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    By lucky chance, I come to
    know this fellow practitioner.
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    Her master was badly injured
    and has been unconscious.
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    She is now doing live stream
    to raise money to save her master.
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    So you gave your spiritual
    energy to this witch as rewards?
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    Yes, my lord father.
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    As the old saying goes, doing good
    is good, whatever the intention is.
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    You did this for someone
    who is in urgent need.
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    I'm happy that you have
    followed our family precepts.
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    Take back you phone.
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    Yes, my lord father.
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    One more thing, son.
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    Do you happen to know where our family's
    Tongue of the Heavenly Hound is?
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    Well...
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    In return to the Tongue of the
    Heavenly Hound that Li Chao gave me,
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    I will have a live chat
    with him this afternoon.
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    My lord father, I... I can explain.
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    Son of a bitch.
    You took it to reward the witch.
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    What an evil son.
    I'm going to kill you.
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    Fairy Fox.
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    If I see you watching a live stream again,
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    I'll punish you in accordance
    with the family law.
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    What's wrong with Chief Chen?
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    How come he was brought one phase
    down by watching a live stream?
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    We are in the 729G era now.
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    Spiritual energy can be
    transmitted over the internet.
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    Therefore, live streaming has been updated to
    provide a function to reward with spiritual energy.
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    He can give rewards all right,
    but not going to such extremes.
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    This is witchcraft.
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    Witchcraft?
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    In ancient times, demons would transform
    into beauties to seduce passersby.
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    The victims' essence
    would be sucked up gradually,
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    leaving their bodies
    weak and disabled.
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    I guess Chief Chen is bewitched
    with this online black art.
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    You know so much, Xiaoyu.
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    Not at all.
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    I'm just interested in
    these extracurricular arts.
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    He will be all right. Chen Chao's phone
    was severed by his father anyway.
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    --He should have learned a lesson.
    --Hahaha...
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    "Computer Room"
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    Welcome back to the
    livestream room, Li Chao.
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    Why did you go offline?
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    Some minor incidents occurred.
    Nothing much.
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    Chief Chen is hopeless.
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    Is it a demon that's
    doing the live stream?
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    Most probably.
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    Is there any way to
    crack her witchcraft?
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    The most direct way
    is in vitro meta spirit.
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    The meta spirit wanders in cyberspace,
    finds the demon's livestream room,
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    and interrupts the black art.
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    This, however, would need someone
    of the golden pill phase or higher.
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    A cultivator of even higher phases can
    take his physical body into cyberspace.
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    No need to bother with that.
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    Blowing up the demon's
    livestream room will do it.
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    How lovely! What is it?
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    It's my digital spiritual beast, Trojan.
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    I've been feeding it for years.
    Time to use it finally.
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    All I need to do is type in the
    address of the livestream room.
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    "new tab"
    "favorites | Bilibili Pb Animation Co., Ltd."
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    Go, Trojan.
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    "Malicious Trojan found."
    "Immediate Clearance Recommended."
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    A pearl shines, whatever its size.
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    "FIGHT | ACTION | PROPS | FORGIVE"
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    Trojan.
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    "Intermediate break..."
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    It's about time.
    Brother Li Chao, are you still there?
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    We can start the voice chat now.
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    Coming, coming.
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    He's finished. Almost as thin as a mummy.
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    --If his father sees him like this...
    --Brother Wang Ling.
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    Thank you.
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    Sun Rong, Little Wise Guy's Mind Game.
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    Of course. We can use
    that trick to help Chief Chen.
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    What's that?
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    An art of seduction from ancient times that
    Instructor Wang taught us last semester.
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    "Sun"
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    "Sun"
    I tried it on Chief Chen,
    and it worked miraculously.
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    You mean you want to fight fire with fire,
    seduction against seduction?
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    That's right.
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    "FOLLOW Honor Roll by the Hour
    awards this session Top Streamer"
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    "FOLLOW Honor Roll by the Hour
    awards this session Top Streamer"
    Brother Li Chao is so young.
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    "FOLLOW Honor Roll by the Hour
    awards this session Top Streamer"
    Have you graduated from school?
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    Eighteen. Senior high school.
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    Chief Chen, have some soda.
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    Thanks.
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    Is this your mate, Li Chao?
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    No. We just go to
    the same school, that's all.
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    Don't get us wrong, Fairy Fox.
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    Just go to the same school.
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    Sister Sun, all preconditions are met.
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    This is our chance.
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    Not giving the tiniest part of me
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    to benefit the world.
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    "Sun"
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    "Li Chao"
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    "Li Chao"
    Warning. Warning.
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    Target 250 lost.
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    Popularity value dropping.
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    Go back home, Chief Chen.
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    We care so much about you.
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    "Heart rate"
    Sister Sun is right.
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    Fairy Fox, I'm going offline.
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    Go back home now, Chaochao.
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    This is the first time in my life
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    I had a voice chat with a fan,
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    with my benefactor who
    is trying to help my master.
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    This is the most pleasant
    afternoon I've had in my life.
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    What is she trying to do?
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    I had hoped that the
    pleasure could last longer,
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    but my benefactor is
    going offline so soon.
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    I know it's because I'm
    a streamer of low popularity.
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    Returning your gifts,
    I can't help my tears dropping.
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    How hateful it is not
    to have met you sooner.
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    Oh no. He can't hold out much longer.
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    Chen Chao, come back to your senses.
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    Don't be seduced by a demon.
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    Chao, don't leave me.
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    Miss Sun, behave yourself.
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    You lose.
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    My plan is going on well.
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    A few more harvests and I'll have
    collected enough spiritual energy.
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    I must recover your
    physical body, master.
[12:30] ---
    Thank you, Chaochao, for your gift,
    4 spirit-powered mini TV sets.
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    What shall we do now?
    Sister Sun Rong fell for it, too.
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    What a sin!
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    When I was young,
    I was as confused by passions as he is.
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    I was as stubborn as he is.
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    The ten-thousand-year-old
    Tongue of the Heavenly Hound
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    is a token of love my wife gave me
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    when I was dating her.
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    Now I understand.
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    Chen Chao's humble genes were
    passed down from his father.
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    Good or evil will always be repaid.
    Karma is inevitable.
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    What evil has my family done
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    to be trapped in this endless cycle?
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    Uncle Chen.
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    It seems that Uncle Chen
    understands Chen Chao.
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    I appreciate the Governor (a reward)
    that Chaochao gave me.
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    "A generous hostess."
    "Cool"
    I appreciate the Governor (a reward)
    that Chaochao gave me.
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    This evil karma.
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    I will put an end to it personally today.
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    Fairy Fox.
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    Chaochao.
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    --Fairy Fox, where are you?
    --My evil son, come back home with me.
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    What? You dare to go against me?
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    Father, I'm going to another dimension.
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    What is Chen Chao doing?
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    In vitro meta spirit.
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    It can't be.
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    It's a skill that only someone of
    the golden pill phase can master.
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    Evil son, what are you up to?
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    Why is there no response?
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    No. Chen Chao's meta
    spirit is now in cyberspace,
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    and his physical body is offline.
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    What is left behind is
    just the shell of his body.
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    Fairy Fox,
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    I'm coming.
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    Now that I've collected one
    million spiritual energy,
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    I can finally remove my disguise.
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    Fairy Fox!
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    I'm coming.
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    Is this Fairy Fox's room?
[15:11] ---
    No.
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    This is not Fairy Fox's stream room.
[15:14] ---
    What is this place?
[15:16] ---
    This is Fairy Fox's
    stream room for sure.
[15:20] ---
    --Don't you recognize it?
    --Who... Who are you?
[15:25] ---
    I turned off the beauty mode,
    and you don't recognize me.
[15:32] ---
    No. No.
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    Wake up, son.
[15:38] ---
    It's no use, Uncle Chen.
    Chen Chao is offline.
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    Tell me, how do I get online?
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    Don't make it worse, Uncle Chen.
[15:51] ---
    Do you have the address
    of the stream room?
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    What do you want to do, Brother Wang?
[15:54] ---
    Are you in the mood
    of watching a live stream?
[15:59] ---
    I suggest you save your efforts.
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    A meta spirit is unable
    to attack a physical body.
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    So, be nice. Come into this energy
    can and become spiritual energy.
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    I'm in the state of meta spirit.
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    You are also unable to attack me.
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    Are you sure?
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    Don't come any closer.
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    Come into the can.
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    Chief Chen. Can you hear me, Chief Chen?
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    --Isn't she...
    --Can you hear me?
[16:35] ---
    --I'll take along the meta spirit
    of this Sun's descendent.
    --Chief Chen.
[16:37] ---
    --I'll take along the meta spirit
    of this Sun's descendent.
    --Can you hear me, Chief Chen?
[16:38] ---
    --I'll take along the meta spirit
    of this Sun's descendent.
[16:40] ---
    --I'll take along the meta spirit
    of this Sun's descendent.
    --Can you hear me, Chief Chen?
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    --Help me.
    --Chen Chao. Chen Chao.
    Can you hear me, Chen Chao?
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    Chen Chao.
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    My son.
[17:12] ---
    Recently, Master Zhuo Yi from
    the Cultivation Cruise Department
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    cracked an internet fraud case
    with a huge amount involved.
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    Armored Cruisers searched
    the suspects' residence
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    and found a great number of energy storage
    containers that have not been transported.
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    We have recovered the
    spiritual energy that was conned,
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    but the culprits are still at large.
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    We hope that internet users
    have more security awareness
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    and stay away from internet frauds.
[17:33] ---
    We now bring you
    breaking economic news.
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    According to the latest
    news from the Huaxiu Agency,
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    the long-standing
    Flower Fruit Water Curtain Group
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    has just announced
    its bankruptcy.
[17:41] ---
    "SEALED"
    has just announced
    its bankruptcy.
[17:42] ---
    "SEALED"
    The respondent,
    the Flower Fruit Water Curtain Group,
[17:44] ---
    "SEALED"
    is unable to discharge
    its matured debts.
[17:46] ---
    "SEALED"
    Its assets are not enough
    to cover its matured debts.
[17:48] ---
    The statutory bankruptcy
    conditions are met,
[17:50] ---
    and the Group is declared
    bankrupt according to law.