E2 - Snack Noodle in Collector's Edition

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    Froggy 2.
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    What do you want for your birthday?
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    Birthday egg,
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    followers,
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    and comments on our animation.
    Can I get them?
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    Adapted from the story of the same name by Ku Xuan from Qidian of China Literature
    The Daily Life of the Immortal King
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    Episode 2
    Snack Noodle in Collector's Edition
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    Grandmaster Fan Rui,
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    please accept my worship.
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    Master Chen Nanxuan,
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    please accept my worship.
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    Can anyone tell me
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    why Qing Jiao was absent from the meeting?
[02:54] ---
    Brother,
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    Qing Jiao has an important mission today.
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    Oh?
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    What mission?
[03:00] ---
    He's been unlucky lately.
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    Why is he still out?
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    It's a mission to spread
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    Four Emblems Faction's fame.
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    It's him.
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    Is he Jiao Banxian?
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    How powerful!
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    He has been No.1 in the swordsmanship
    simulator rankings for more than 30 years.
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    No one has ever surpassed his highest record.
SIGN    ID Ranking List Topping Days No.1 Jiao Banxian 11,039 No.2 Doggy 27 No.3 Jing ec 5 No.4 De Gula 3
[03:26] ---
    As you see, Dr. Li.
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    Rong fainted suddenly.
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    She is too self-motivated.
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    She was studying in secret
    at midnight every night.
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    I told her so many times
    not to try too hard.
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    Just do her best.
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    But
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    she always comes out on top.
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    she always comes out on top.
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    I don't even have enough room
    for her trophies at home.
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    But what's wrong with her?
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    I checked out the medical books.
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    It said...
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    Mr. Sun.
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    Please be quiet when I feel her pulse.
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    Hahaha.
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    Non-static Screen
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    Alas.
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    Ah? Come on!
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    Does my granddaughter
    really have an incurable disease?
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    Grandfather, I'm sorry.
    I haven't taken care of you yet.
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    Oh, my!
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    My poor Rong!
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    I didn't protect you.
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    Wait a minute.
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    We're afraid of the sighs
    of the skilled medical doctor.
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    I felt a little out of breath.
    We're afraid of the sighs
    of the skilled medical doctor.
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    It's just a normal sigh.
    We're afraid of the sighs
    of the skilled medical doctor.
[04:36] ---
    We're afraid of the sighs
    of the skilled medical doctor.
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    I didn't mean anything.
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    Dr. Li.
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    Although Rong has already
    been checked,
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    I'm still not at ease,
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    that's why I invite you to
    do more tests for her.
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    You're the first disciple
    of the Cave Immortal.
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    You're flattering me.
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    According to my diagnosis,
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    Miss Sun is fine.
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    Well.
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    But why did she faint for no reason?
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    It could be psychological.
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    If you are still worried,
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    you can take Miss Sun
    to this Chrysanthemum Island Sanitarium.
[05:10] ---
    you can take Miss Sun
    to this Chrysanthemum Island Sanitarium.
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    My master recently started it.
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    It can provide better basic medical services
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    for cultivators in Huaxiu.
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    There is such a good place!
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    It's just not fully built yet.
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    Now only the Experience Area is available.
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    After completion,
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    other areas will be opened.
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    Are there any difficulties in construction?
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    My master said that we have no sufficient
    spiritual coins.
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    Jiang Xiaoche
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    Alas.
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    It has always been my master's dream
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    to provide more convenient treatment
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    to cultivators.
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    A special report.
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    Just now,
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    Flower Fruit Water Curtain
    Group announced that
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    they will fully support the construction of
    the Chrysanthemum Island Sanatorium
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    built by the famous elixir-refining
    master, Cave Immortal.
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    Support every dream.
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    We go live on the site.
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    Ling.
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    All the presents are in storage bags.
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    Are you going to visit Rong
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    with this hoodie?
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    Flower Fruit Water Curtain Group Sanitarium
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    Flower Fruit Water Curtain Group Sanitarium
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    My uncle said that
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    Rong is very ill.
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    Come on.
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    It's true.
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    I have it on good authority
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    that she has been hospitalized
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    and prepared for systematic check.
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    What shall we do?
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    Shall we visit her with some presents?
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    But I have to practice
    Thunder Fist for these days.
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    It's hard.
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    Tomorrow is the weekend.
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    But my parents will be on a business trip.
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    I have to tend the Spiritual Beast Shop.
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    I have to work, too.
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    How about this?
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    We can ask the people who didn't reply
    to go visit her,
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    and bring our presents to Rong.
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    You mean, Brother Wang?
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    Are you sure?
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    I don't think he saw the message.
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    Did you know Ling on the first day, Xiaoyu?
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    He definitely saw our messages.
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    Disinfection finished.
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    Welcome to Chrysanthemum Island Sanitarium
    of Flower Fruit Water Curtain Group.
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    Brother Wang, what are you doing here?
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    Ah!
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    Froggy 2 is coming too.
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    Mr. Sun, shall we listen to them?
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    No need.
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    They are alone in a room.
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    Miss Sun can be in danger.
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    It's no danger.
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    Right?
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    Froggy 2.
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    Wait.
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    When did
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    this guy get here?
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    Mr. Sun is right.
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    Actually, I'm a former senior
    of the Faction Sixty.
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    Brother Wang and I are in the same faction.
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    Honor Roll
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    He is righteous and respects teachers.
    Honor Roll
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    Honor Roll
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    He never made mistakes.
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    And he has led the Faction Sixty
    to achieve results many times.
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    He loves to learn.
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    He is caring.
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    And most importantly,
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    he is kind.
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    Right.
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    Hahaha.
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    I was here before him.
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    Hope you'll feel better. By Guo Hao.
    Hope you'll recover soon. By Wang Zukang.
    Lin Xiaoyu
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    Wow.
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    Are these all gifts from you guys?
[09:15] ---
    Yes.
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    Where is Wang Ling's?
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    You specially prepared
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    a gift for me.
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    I know.
[09:32] ---
    You must have prepared
    a quality potion for me.
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    You need to drink more warm water.
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    Raccoon Snack Noodle
    Golden Collector's Edition
    Yummy!
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    Collector's Edition.
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    Clean and sanitary.
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    Thank you, Brother Wang.
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    I'll keep it.
[10:04] ---
    Hello, Miss Sun.
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    The rehabilitation test is ready.
[10:09] ---
    Is the rehabilitation test
    finally about to begin?
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    Do you want to come with me?
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    I heard it was a fun test.
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    OK.
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    Please enter your test ID.
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    Please enter your test ID.
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    ID AGAN is created successfully.
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    ID AGAN is created successfully.
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    Let's take a dynamic visual data test.
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    Ah?
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    Almost.
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    Your dynamic visual data is B+.
    Within the normal value.
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    Ah?
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    Brother Wang.
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    There are Raccoon Dolls.
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    When it's his turn,
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    When it's his turn,
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    make everything harder for him.
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    make everything harder for him.
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    It's weird.
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    Why is this claw so loose?
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    It's normal just now.
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    Don't worry.
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    Your dynamic visual data is SSR+.
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    Your dynamic visual data is SSR+.
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    Your dynamic visual data is SSR+.
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    Mr. Sun, it's unreasonable.
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    What's unreasonable?
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    His dynamic vision is precise.
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    He is like the younger me.
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    Oh my! don't brag too much!
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    Next is the agility data test.
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    What?
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    Mr. Sun, he broke the machine.
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    This, this, this...
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    Hahaha.
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    His hand speed is as fast as
    mine was when I was young.
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    The machine is of poor quality.
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    Its springs are popping out.
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    It's so dangerous.
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    It could hurt Ling.
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    Turn the difficulty of the precision
    to the hardest.
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    Turn the difficulty of the precision
    to the hardest.
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    Racoon Doll Redeem
    Racoon
    23,333 points
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    Is this...
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    Hooray!
[13:45] ---
    This is a miniature version
    of Planet Slam Dunk.
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    What is it?
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    Transforming the cyclone
    around the basketball by spiritual force
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    as a propulsion force,
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    and then throwing the ball in
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    while the basket doesn't notice it.
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    See.
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    Ling's precision value is also very high.
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    Ling's precision value is also very high.
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    Like younger me.
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    Arcade
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    Who
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    is the AGAN?
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    Sword master,
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    the points are a little short.
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    Just slash around a bit.
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    I'll try.
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    No one can overtake me.
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    Who is AGAN?
[15:07] ---
    Mr. Sun, this guy broke the machine.
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    Hahaha.
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    This machine was slashed many times
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    during commissioning.
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    Maybe Ling is just making up the last slash.
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    His swordsmanship was like mine
    when I was young.
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    Chrysanthemum Island Sanitarium
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    Points
    AGAN: 2,333,333 points
    QR Code Scanning Port
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    Great!
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    Brother Wang.
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    You worked so hard to get this.
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    Are you really going to give it to me?
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    Hope you feel better.
[15:44] ---
    Rong.
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    Thank you, Brother Wang.
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    I'll cherish it.
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    Arcade
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    I'll beat you.
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    AGAN.
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    Chrysanthemum Island Sanitarium
    of Flower Fruit Water Curtain Group
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    There you are.
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    It's nice to be young.
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    Let's go home, Froggy 2.
[16:23] ---
    Jiao Banxian is tough.
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    He is a master of Four Emblems Faction.
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    Four Emblems Faction?
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    Yes. A division of Infinite Sword Faction.
    It's notorious.
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    You're ranking above him.
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    Maybe he will get revenge on you.
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    I see.
[16:37] ---
    You must be the Doggy
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    on the list.
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    You know everything.