E5 - Wang Ling's Art of Great Luck
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Froggy 2.
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What do you want for your birthday?
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Birthday egg,
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followers,
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and comments on our animation.
Can I get them?
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Episode 5
Wang Ling's Art of Great Luck
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Master Immortal Zhuo,
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Xue Hu is dead.
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He was too badly injured
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to be saved.
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According to the results
of Cultivation Cruise Department,
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he seemed to have just been slapped
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and fallen from a great height.
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How could a cultivator in Immortal Phase
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be slapped to death?
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You also can't bear it.
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Sorry,
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Immortal Master Zhuo.
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I didn't catch you.
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I mean,
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do you have anything else to report?
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Well,
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now,
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the Four Emblems Faction
has issued a reward order
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to arrest you.
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According to reliable information,
[02:56] Sign
Reward Order
Zhuo Yi
233,333,333 spiritual coins
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some mercenary cultivators have already
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taken up the task.
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But I don't know if they will come.
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Hahaha.
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They're weak.
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We are
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righteous.
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Haha.
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Immortal Master Zhuo.
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You deserve to be a city hero.
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Even if you know
that you are about to be in danger,
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you can still be so calm.
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Salute!
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Anyway,
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I hope you can
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be careful.
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Master, help me.
SIGN Limited Edition Art of Great Enlightenment Long Johns Suit / The Art of Great Enlightenment Tianxuan Silk / Pigeon's Tears / Gold Velvet Coat
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Why not swap crispy instant noodles
with the Way of Heaven for those?
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It's not worth it.
[03:54] Sign
Annual Special Sale Up to 30% Off
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Let's go buy it.
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Cultivation Mall
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Let's go over here.
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Look!
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It's said that Cultivation Mall
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has an unprecedented discount this year.
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I've wanted those antigravity dumbbells
for a long time.
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I feel like I can buy it back today.
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Welcome to the Cultivation Mall.
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One ice cream with one spiritual coin.
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It's all one spiritual coin.
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Look at these fresh giant mantis shrimps.
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Only 800 spiritual coins
for 500 grams of shrimp.
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Buy more, save more.
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The protein of the shrimp is 300 times
that of the beef of the same quality.
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But they are not delicious.
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Have you tried it before?
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My uncle has
a fresh giant mantis shrimp farm.
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That's why I once ate the dish
of shrimp with chopped peppers.
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Guo Hao!
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You ate meat without telling me.
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It's not delicious!
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I thought everyone had eaten it.
You don't share food with us.
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You!
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Look this.
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It looks amazing!
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Oh, my.
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I can't believe
the Special Zone of Ancient Magic Wares
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sells ancient spiritual wings today.
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Turning spiritual impulses into wings
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is an advanced course.
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It's hard for us to learn it now.
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If I have such a pair of spiritual wings...
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Oh my!
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Ware Name
Restored Ancient Magic Wares: Peacock Wings of the Ming King
Special sale price 99,980,000
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Nearly 100 million spiritual coins to buy.
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These ancient magic wares were dug up
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from the ancient caves.
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They were repaired and declared many times
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before they finally show up at this mall
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for legal sale.
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But as far as I know,
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people can't buy these magic wares
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Ware Name
Void Tripod
Special sale price 128,900,000
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just with money.
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Yes.
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Although these magic wares
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have been repaired,
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they also select their favorite masters.
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Ware Name
Eighty-eight Spiritual Rules
Special sale price 299,999,999
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These ancient magic wares
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have their own ideas.
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Otherwise, even if you can afford it,
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you can't control it.
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But according to legend, the powerful one
who can control these ancient magic wares
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can hear their thoughts.
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I've just heard about this.
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At this time,
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Ling felt noisy.
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Because
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these magic wares
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all wanted Ling to buy them.
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Please. Please buy me.
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My feather is soft and easy to clean.
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Please buy me.
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Even if you don't use me for pill-refining,
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you can use me to eat hotpot.
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I'm good at that.
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Please buy me too.
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Ware Name
Eighty-eight Spiritual Rules
Special sale price 299,999,999
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Please take me away.
It's a shame to be sold here.
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Sword Master, they look so poor.
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Please, senior.
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Useless.
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Take me.
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They are not as good
as crispy instant noodles.
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Please. Take me. Buy me.
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I'm cheap.
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Brother Wang, wait for me.
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Arrrgh.
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Report to manager.
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Why is the Peacock Wings of the Ming King
tarnished?
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Are they from the Faction Sixty?
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Yes, sir.
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Tell salesmen,
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induce them to buy more.
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Allow them to overpay
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with their spiritual force.
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Yes, sir.
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But is it against the rules?
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Are you telling me?
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No.
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I know the Four Emblems Faction.
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Reward Order
Zhuo Yi
233,333,333 spiritual coins
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But I don't dare to
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deal with Zhuo Yi.
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It's rumored that
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he is supported by the top cultivator
of the Mortal Realm.
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No one dares to be his enemy.
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But I dare to make some troubles
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to juniors in his faction.
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Time will tell.
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Tianxuan Silk 10
Pigeon's Tears 10
Gold Velvet Coat 10
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I want to buy them.
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Okay, sir.
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Wait a minute.
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800 spiritual coins in all.
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Welcome to come next time.
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The receipt is in the shopping bag.
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Top Salesman
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Sir, your taste is good.
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This Void Glasses is the latest product
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on the market.
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What?
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Combat Experience Room
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It sets a single-player matchmaking mode
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and a combat experience zone.
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Single-player Mode
Multiplayer Mode
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Perfect for cultivators
who lack combat training.
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It has a lot of cultivation books.
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You can choose what you want to learn.
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If you buy it now,
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you will also
get a pair of antigravity dumbbells.
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It's a good deal.
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All in all,
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buy it.
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Void Glasses
Special sale price 60,000
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But it's valued at 60,000 spiritual coins.
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Well,
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don't worry.
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To meet the needs of customers,
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Please enter an amount
0 spiritual force
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we offer advanced spiritual force payment.
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Please insert your finger here to sign up.
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In the future, the spiritual force
that you grow in cultivation
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will be received by us.
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So, sir,
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you just need to cultivate
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a little harder in the future.
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Keep calm, Chao.
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Is it okay?
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If you sign it,
the spiritual force you grow will be others.
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Please don't worry.
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We won't get all of our spiritual force.
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You can pay in installments.
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In this way,
you'll be stronger in cultivation
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and enjoy the shopping in advance.
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Haha.
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Is this...
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Right.
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This is the latest blind box of
spiritual beast egg.
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Blind Box of Spiritual Beast Egg
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There's a 2% chance
of getting a rare spiritual beast.
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If you buy now,
we also provide a parenting guidance service.
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I promise that it will be born healthy.
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How much?
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It's cheap.
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Only need 100 thousand spiritual coins.
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Half price for the second one.
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Buy it.
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It's a steep discount.
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It's weird.
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Only 100,000 spiritual coins.
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How could they know what
brother Chen and brother Guo wanted?
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It's worth it.
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Buy it!
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Big data
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knows everything you like.
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I see.
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Whatever.
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We need to stop Chao and Hao from
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signing the advanced spiritual force
payment agreement.
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Hold on.
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I'll pay
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our bill.
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Is that okay?
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Sorry, Miss Sun.
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You can't use it.
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Why?
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It can pay.
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Sorry, Miss Sun.
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We reserve the right to a final explanation.
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Sword Master, they are intentional.
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They're spiting Rong.
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Annual Special Sale Up to 30% Offl
Win Free Orders / Small Raccoon / Half-price
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Oh, my.
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My bad memory!
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As he said,
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today we do have discounts
as well as free order chances.
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Bring up the random bargain equipment.
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Oh, my bad luck.
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As you see,
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we have a bargain event.
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You can do a lottery
when you spend 100 spiritual coins.
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Whoever gets a golden ball wins a discount.
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And whoever gets a silver ball
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wins a soft roll paper.
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Soft Roll Paper
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Do you want to
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have a try?
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Congratulations!
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You get 8 chances of the lottery.
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I want this one.
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What do I need?
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You can get it for free
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with only one golden ball.
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Only one of the 30,000 balls
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is gold.
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And there are many other things.
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How can you get this?
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Okay.
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Time-limited art of great luck.
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Within an hour, you will be lucky.
Do you want to use it?
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Yes.
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Yeah.
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Ling.
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You're lucky.
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You deserve to be
the mascot of Faction Sixty.
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Ling, you're my brother forever.
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Everyone,
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I'm sorry.
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I was wrong about that.
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According to the rules,
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you must get the golden ball twice
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in exchange for free Void Glasses.
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I knew it.
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You've gotten one golden ball,
so you only need to get it once again.
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Of course.
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It's my mistake.
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In order to compensate you,
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I can provide a coupon for 500 off
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with spending 8,000 spiritual coins.
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Impossible!
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I'm mistaken.
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You must get it three times.
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Three times.
You have to get golden balls three times.
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Oh, my.
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What a pity, sir.
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You almost...
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What?
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Ling.
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I love you!
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What else do you want to say?
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You won the coupon.
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But do you want to level it up?
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If you give up,
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you can take these glasses with you.
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But if you can get two red rubies,
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you will also win
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this spiritual beast egg.
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Wow.
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Manager, wake up.
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Order-free
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10% off Coupon for All Anime Figure
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What is this guy doing?
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This is the top salesman in our mall?
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Calm down, boss.
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Quickly. Know what he likes by big data.
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Don't let him win any more coupons.
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Small Raccoon
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Sir,
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this is free for you
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Small Raccoon
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as long as you stop lotteries.
[15:41] Sign
One More for Free
Get one more free with this card
[15:43] Sign
Small Raccoon
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Sir.
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Here you are.
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That's okay.
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It's just a cheap snack.
[15:52] Sign
One More for Free
Get one more free with this card
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Manager.
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I think I'm not really cut out for sales.
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Hao.
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What happened?
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I've thought about it.
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It's not a good idea
to use future spiritual force
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in advance to buy things.
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If it weren't for Ling's luck today,
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Hao and I
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would both have fallen into the trap.
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These things are attractive.
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But now we can't afford them.
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So,
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we mustn't overspend.
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We have to buy things on our own.
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It's not too late for you
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to understand it.
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Everyone,
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I have an idea.
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How about we hold a charity sale
of the things
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won by Ling today?
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I agree.
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I agree too.
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I agree too.
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I
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agree too.
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It must have been something sent by Master.
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What is it?
[17:32] Sign
Limited Edition Long Johns Suitl
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