E16 - Dream Ranker
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All right, that's all for today.
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3rd-years, go on in first.
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1st-years, you're dismissed
after everything is put away.
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Oh...
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A pleasant day to you, Miss Misaka.
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Huh?
[00:23] ---
Uh-huh...
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Who is that?
[00:28] ---
I guess I have not properly introduced myself.
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Hokaze Junko, 3rd-year.
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Oh!
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From the Shokuho clique.
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I don't think we've had a chance
to speak since the Daihasei Festival.
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So anyhow, Miss Misaka,
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there is something I've very
much been meaning to ask you.
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The Handy Antenna Service pair contract strap--
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I'm sure a fellow Gekoer
such as yourself is aware,
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but it is something impossible for a
girl to get by herself. What will you do?
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--W-Well, I, um--
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--My, my, look at you two, getting along well.
--W-Well, I, um--
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Are you flirting with one of my girls now?
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My Queen!
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Are you saying I can't make
small talk without your permission?
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And why are you dressed like that?
Are you cutting class again?
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Girls have a legitimate reason
for getting out of phys ed.
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But you're always doing so.
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You always find some reason or other,
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but the fact is, you just can't swim, can you?
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"Unless you're prepared to kill me to stop me...
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--...then move."
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--Wha--?
--...then move."
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That's how badly you needed to use the bathroom?
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That's something you fabricated!
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They were both pretty taken aback.
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Because of you, I had to...
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What?
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I had to do a lot of covering up
to keep everything under wraps, you know.
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There are any number of
other ways you could have done so!
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--You should be thanking me,
not blaming me for what I did!
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--U-Um, there's no need
to get so heated about this...
--You should be thanking me, not blaming me for what I did!
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--You keep quiet!
--You keep quiet!
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I-I'm so sorry!
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You know, if you had left well enough alone,
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--none of that would have had to happen!
--Uh, I just remembered something I have to do.
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--Huh? Hey, are you running away?!
--M-My Queen, just a moment...
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I'm not done with you--
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Here it is after swim class,
and you still have energy to spare, Misaka.
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How would you like to give up
your lunch break to clean the pool, hmm?
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N-No...
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Sheesh.
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She's really good at starting fights.
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Miss Misaka?
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I'm sorry for earlier.
I don't know if this will make up for it,
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but I'd like you to have this.
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Huh? Oh...
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They have become quite popular in our circle.
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Oh, yeah?
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See you.
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Oh, right...
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What is this?
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"A Certain Scientific Railgun T"
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Wow!
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Indian Poker, right?
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Indian Poker?
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Yes.
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It's a card that lets you
have another person's dreams.
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They're homebrew cards that
are part of an underground craze
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in Academy City right now.
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First, the person putting up their dreams
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connects to the card fabricator
and goes to sleep.
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Then, the events of their dreams
get written onto a special card.
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Then, whoever is receiving the dreams
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puts the card on their
forehead and goes to sleep...
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and bam! They're supposed to be
able to have the exact same dream!
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Oh, yeah?
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It reacts with your brainwaves
while you're sleeping
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and emits a faint electric signal.
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There are integrated aromas formulated
to go with the content of the dreams.
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So it uses both effects to
reproduce another person's dreams, huh?
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Rumor has it that there are a few
rare people who can regularly provide
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"S-Rank" dreams that are funny,
or dreams that are beneficial,
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ones that everyone wants to have.
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These charismatic people are
supposedly called "Dream Rankers."
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Apparently, the color
and pattern of the card varies
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depending on the type of dream written to it.
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Orange ones are supposed
to be enjoyable, happy dreams.
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Well, she went to the trouble to give it to me.
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If I had the choice, though,
a horror dream sounds more fun.
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Sissy...!
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I came over because I was feeling cold.
Let's sleep togeth--
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Where is this?
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Is this a dream?
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K-Keroyon... Pyonkichi... Pyonko...
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G--
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Gekota!
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What is this? What is this?
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This Indian Poker is the best!
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Huh? You're going to introduce me
to the queen of the castle?
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Oh, so there's a queen.
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Hmm? Queen?
Come to think of it, this dream is...
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Oh...?
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Are you my new maid?
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Shokuho!
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I knew it!
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Wh-Who are you calling a maid--
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Huh? When did that happen?!
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Could you start with massaging my shoulders?
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Who, me?!
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H-Huh...?
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Why are you giving me that sad look?
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Is it because I'm about
to turn down Shokuho's order?
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Ah, that feels so good.
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It's so hard to be so busty, you know?
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Shine my shoes.
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Rub some oil on me.
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Now pour me some tea.
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Why me? Why me? Why me?
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Oh my goodness! How clumsy of you.
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No, it wasn't! The handle came off by itself...
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What an absent-minded girl you are.
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Then again,
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you have been a lot of help, too.
You show promise.
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Which is why...
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...I'm giving you permission to wait
on me for the rest of your life!
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Sissy, you are so beautiful when you are asleep.
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Ordinarily, this is when I would
try to wake you up with a kiss,
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but you are so bashful,
you always turn me away with a shock.
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I am terribly sorry, Sissy! When someone
is only seeking a physical connection,
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an emotional connection can be so unsettling!
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Of course, such a thing is not to be,
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but Sissy, to have wound you up
is the greatest indiscretion of my life!
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Allow my sincerity to set your mind at ease!
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To prove that my love for you is true,
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I offer my entire body and soul to you!
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I don't want it!
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This is the first time I've woken up more
exhausted than when I went to sleep.
[08:39] ---
Good morning!
[08:41] ---
Morning.
[08:42] ---
Is something the matter with Shirai?
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Search me.
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She's been like that all morning.
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So, how was it?
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The Indian Poker?
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It was an incredibly...
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...hideous dream.
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I'm getting goosebumps just remembering it.
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The card's color said
it was supposed to be a fun one.
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Ah, that reminds me, Misaka,
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are you familiar with this app?
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Huh?
[09:05] ---
I found it yesterday.
It's a kind of treasure hunt...
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Uiharu!
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Excuse me, something just came up.
See you later.
[09:15] ---
U-i-ha-ru!
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Indian Poker, huh?
[09:20] ---
I've had all I can stand of it.
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How did you like my Indian Poker card?
[09:26] ---
Well, um...
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How would you like to start one, yourself?
[09:30] ---
No, I, uh...
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Maybe we can discuss it over tea after school.
[09:34] ---
Uh... sure.
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So,
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what is Miss Misaka doing here?
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I could ask the same about you.
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I wanted to take this opportunity
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to strengthen the friendship between you two.
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--No way!
--No way!
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Indian Poker has been
gaining popularity among us lately.
[09:53] ---
I've heard of it.
[09:55] ---
Well, in that case, I will make this brief.
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I have invited Miss Misaka to join in, as well.
[10:01] ---
Yeah, but I'm not...
[10:02] ---
How about you, too, my Queen?
[10:04] ---
Not interested.
[10:06] ---
You should call it off, too.
[10:08] ---
Yes, as you wish!
[10:10] ---
Huh? Just like that?
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The Queen has expressed her intention.
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Would you tell the others
to stop doing it as well?
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Yes.
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I am terribly sorry.
And after I invited you here, too.
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No, that's okay.
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I mean really, what a childish game--
[10:26] ---
--BLAU! It is an honor to meet you!
--BLAU! It is an honor to meet you!
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What the...?
[10:29] ---
Come on, you're being too loud.
You're disturbing the other guests here.
[10:34] ---
S-Sorry, sir. I'm just so nervous,
being in the presence of a legendary S-Ranker.
[10:38] ---
No need to stand on ceremony, take it easy.
[10:41] ---
R-Right...
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S-Rank? Like in, those Dream Rankers
Miss Saten was talking about?
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The card you gave us the other day
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was a sublime masterpiece
that defies description.
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I honestly felt like I never
wanted to wake up from it!
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That good?!
[10:57] ---
Th-This might not cover it,
[10:59] ---
but would you please let me have it, as well?!
[11:03] ---
That's okay. You don't have to give me that.
[11:06] ---
I'm able to use my dreams
to spread joy to others.
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I'm happy enough to do so.
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--B-BLAU...!
--B-BLAU...!
[11:15] ---
Wow, there's an S-Ranker
who gives out his cards for nothing.
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I wonder what kind of dream could make people...
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--...as enthusiastic as that.
--Really, it was too much!
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I mean, Iris from the Goddess Club,
doing Full Srvice Maid Ply!
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BLAU, your dreams feature everything
from supermodels to virtual idols!
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You make epic interaction
limitless for us ordinary guys
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when normally, it wouldn't
even be possible to imagine!
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Like getting the weather girl,
Uzuki Ana, in her TV studio,
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and forecasting a
100 percnt chance of moistre!
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Or taking pleasantly plump
glamor idol Fugu Iruka,
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and putting on an aqu*rium
nature show in any outfit we want!
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For you to be able to produce cards
like that, BLAU, you truly are a god!
[11:55] ---
Just thinking about tonight,
I can't stop the rush of excitement!
[11:59] ---
It's only a matter of time before
your dreams take Academy City by storm!
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It's not just entertainers, either.
[12:08] ---
You know the two Level 5s
from Tokiwadai Middle School?
[12:11] ---
They're both exquisite beauties
that could put professional idols to shame.
[12:14] ---
BLAU, you don't mean...
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The third-ranked, Misaka Mikoto,
seems pretty strong-minded, right?
[12:20] ---
But once you ***** her,
put on kitty ears and a tail and make her ,
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you can ******** all night long!
[12:27] ---
You can use a ******* on
Shokuho Misaki in her school swimsuit,
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take her too-big-for-middle-school ,
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and reach Level 6 before you !
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Y-You're going where even angels fear to tread!
[12:40] ---
You're one shockingly formidable dude!
[12:41] ---
Hmph, Level 5s are as good
as stripped bare before me. Literally.
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--BLAU! BLAU! BLAU! BLAU!
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--Th-They sure do seem excited about something.
I'm not sure what, exactly.
--BLAU! BLAU! BLAU! BLAU!
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--I thought I heard both
of your names come up, too.
--BLAU! BLAU! BLAU! BLAU!
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--You are, after all, our school Level 5s--
--BLAU! BLAU! BLAU! BLAU!
[12:59] ---
We're just going to go stroll
over to the shop next door...
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Huh? Huh? She had that killer look in her eye...
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My Queen! You have to stop her!
[13:06] ---
Today only, I'm going to alter
the memories of any witnesses.
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Oh, oh no. If these two team up,
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it's so easy for them
to commit the perfect crime.
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Thank goodness.
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Only their cards were destroyed
and memories altered.
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Honestly...
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I can't help it if someone
has those dreams on their own,
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but passing them around like
it's some kind of show is going too far.
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Dreaming about the object of
your affection is unavoidable in your youth,
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but to traffic in them in
back-alley deals like that is just...
[13:42] ---
U-Um, are the two of you dreaming
about boys you're interested in?
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Oh, dear...
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Ah, I just remembered,
I have a thing I need to do with a thing.
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I, too... have a thing to do,
so if you'll excuse me...
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#16 Dream Ranker
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Miss Shirai?
[14:08] ---
Miss Shirai? Anyone home? Miss Shirai Kuroko?
[14:13] ---
The degenerate Miss Shirai of Judgment!
[14:16] ---
Uh, oh... Uiharu?
[14:19] ---
We're on patrol. Please keep it together.
[14:22] ---
What are you doing?
[14:24] ---
It's an app Miss Saten
told me about this morning.
[14:27] ---
Miss Shirai, have you
heard of treasure hunt apps?
[14:31] ---
Yes. I have seen many students lately
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walking around with
their cell phones in their hands.
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This app is similar to those.
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When you train the camera like this,
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it isn't a treasure reward that gets displayed,
[14:44] ---
but the time when an accident
occurred at that location.
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Someone had a fall down these stairs
this morning, and that's being displayed.
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Luckily, it didn't end up
being anything serious.
[14:56] ---
That is not in very good taste, is it?
[14:59] ---
No,
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and if that were all it was,
it would just be misguided,
[15:02] ---
and that would be the end of it, but apparently,
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this app also has future accidents,
which haven't happened yet, on record.
[15:10] ---
Future accidents? What is that supposed to mean?
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Just what it sounds like.
[15:15] ---
Among the incidents that the app specifies
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are accidents recorded before they've happened,
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and at the indicated time,
at the designated location,
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accidents and other troubling
incidents have taken place.
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Or should I say, it's possible
that they only came to light afterward
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and all of the data within the app was
drawn up before the incidents occurred.
[15:36] ---
Of those that were determined
to be recorded before they happened,
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what is the ratio of accidents
that actually took place?
[15:41] ---
Six out of six.
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One hundred percent.
[15:46] ---
Are you saying that someone
with precognition helped create the app?
[15:51] ---
There are some opinions on the net
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saying that there's a person or even a group,
[15:56] ---
who is taking the appointed times
and locations from the app
[15:59] ---
and perpetrating acts to make sure
that they happen just as they're foretold.
[16:04] ---
But there have been no suspects
tied to the string of events,
[16:07] ---
so that line of reasoning
is seen as pretty weak.
[16:10] ---
Also, yesterday afternoon,
SIGN "School District 17" "School District 20" "School District 16" "School District 8" "School District 1"
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a suspicious fire broke out in
a factory in School District 17,
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and in the evening, there was a
purse snatching in School District 16,
[16:18] ---
and those have not been recorded yet,
[16:21] ---
so there may be some kind of methodology to it.
[16:25] ---
Whatever the case, since we cannot ignore this,
[16:28] ---
it appears that we must look into it.
[16:30] ---
Let us go search for
some of this "foretold trouble."
[16:36] ---
That was surprisingly easy to find.
[16:38] ---
The incident is in 15 minutes.
[16:41] ---
Does something happen in
front of these vending machines?
[16:43] ---
This being the side of the road,
it is likely to be a traffic accident.
[16:47] ---
If this app were genuine,
I would like to go and stop traffic.
[16:52] ---
But since there's nothing
to corroborate it, that would be difficult.
[16:55] ---
If it's some kind of crime,
it may only get relocated as a result.
[17:00] ---
I guess we have little choice.
[17:02] ---
Let us go observe from someplace
where we can see the whole road.
[17:10] ---
Come to think of it,
Judgment's training is just about done, huh?
SIGN "Join Judgment!!" "Come with us!! For the future of Academy City!!"
[17:14] ---
Do you think we'll get any
new faces at the 177th Branch?
[17:18] ---
Yes, who can say?
[17:20] ---
Then finally, I'll have someone lower than me!
[17:24] ---
Uh-oh.
[17:25] ---
Is something the matter?
[17:26] ---
How do I deal with these documents?
[17:29] ---
You do this, here like this, with this.
[17:31] ---
Wow, you know everything, Miss Uiharu!
[17:35] ---
"Miss Uiharu"!
[17:36] ---
All I can see is her being swamped
by doting on her subordinate.
[17:40] ---
Stop letting your head
get swollen by silly fantasies.
[17:43] ---
It is just about time.
[17:47] ---
For the love of...
[17:48] ---
That new store clerk they
have is super-handsome, isn't he?
[17:55] ---
An incident? An accident?
Either way, I will make sure to stop it!
[18:01] ---
--You dumbass!
--Wonder if he's single.
[18:03] ---
It doesn't look like it was any of those people.
[18:07] ---
"Two minutes later"
[18:09] ---
"Five minutes later"
[18:11] ---
"Ten minutes later"
[18:11] ---
There is nothing happening here, is there?!
[18:14] ---
That's odd. Oh, sometimes the indicated
times may be off by dozens of minutes.
[18:20] ---
You might have told me that sooner!
[18:22] ---
This might all be a hoax after all...
[18:26] ---
A truck? But it is going the
other direction and not speeding.
[18:31] ---
It does not appear to be related to...
[18:35] ---
Running into traffic?! And that car
is passing! Is this what was foretold?!
[18:37] ---
No, the location is off...!
[18:53] ---
Are you hurt?
[18:54] ---
Huh? Oh,
[18:55] ---
I, um, think I'm okay.
[18:58] ---
That was close.
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If I had not been anticipating something,
[19:02] ---
I am not sure I could
have made a rational decision.
[19:05] ---
I am sure I would have reflexively
teleported to the boy who dashed out.
[19:10] ---
Uiharu!
[19:12] ---
You have traffic control until Antiskill arrives!
[19:15] ---
U-Understood!
[19:17] ---
Where is the best vantage point?
[19:21] ---
Can I assume that you
are the precognitive esper?
[19:27] ---
A grade-schooler?
[19:28] ---
You could, of course,
be a lookie-loo who saw the app,
[19:31] ---
but my investigation will soon uncover--
[19:33] ---
No, that won't be necessary.
[19:36] ---
I am the one who created the app. Also,
[19:40] ---
I meant to make contact with you,
one way or another.
[19:46] ---
Miyama Shaei, 4th-year at Matsuume Elementary.
[19:49] ---
--Age 10. Precognitive esper.
[19:50] ---
--Some hot milk for you.
--Age 10. Precognitive esper.
[19:51] ---
--Thanks.
--Age 10. Precognitive esper.
[19:52] ---
Mm-hmm, using this instant camera...
[19:56] ---
...you can perform psychic
photography to see future events.
[19:59] ---
What it produces is a marble pattern
that I have no idea what it will turn into.
[20:05] ---
When it's run through a
special machine at a research facility,
[20:08] ---
a vague image finally becomes visible.
[20:10] ---
However, moments of tragedy
are the only things that develop.
[20:14] ---
My ability can only record accidents
that will happen in the near future.
[20:19] ---
But, everything so far is already
written in the Bank, right?
[20:22] ---
So far?
[20:23] ---
Yes.
[20:24] ---
No one could have created the app
using only the ability he told us about.
[20:28] ---
Oh.
[20:28] ---
Mm-hmm. I'm not sure
if I can call it the first stage,
[20:32] ---
but by focusing my consciousness
to an even higher level,
[20:36] ---
I can produce photographs
[20:38] ---
which also include the time and location
data of specific tragedies that will occur.
[20:42] ---
Data?
[20:43] ---
The app was originally created
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by a certain company as an analytic tool
for psychic photography espers.
[20:49] ---
Finding lost items and people who
have gone missing was its intended purpose.
[20:53] ---
When psychic photos are passed to the app,
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the data analyzed from them
is displayed on the map.
[20:59] ---
So you are circumventing
the research facility and using the app
[21:02] ---
to carry out your own analysis
of your psychic photographs?
[21:06] ---
Mm-hmm.
[21:08] ---
For this second stage,
I wanted you, ribbon girl and flower girl...
[21:12] ---
Shirai Kuroko.
[21:13] ---
Uiharu Kazari.
[21:15] ---
I wanted you, Shirai and Uiharu,
to keep this entirely to yourselves.
[21:18] ---
What, no "Miss"?
[21:20] ---
And, um, why is that?
[21:21] ---
There isn't much use for this,
going by just the information in the Bank...
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...but if you can come up with
both a time and a place,
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those who would misuse
the information will turn up,
[21:32] ---
is that what you are saying?
[21:33] ---
Mm-hmm.
[21:34] ---
Very well. I promise that I will not
breathe a word of this to anyone.
[21:38] ---
M-Me, too.
[21:39] ---
Thanks.
[21:40] ---
That being said, it isn't an ability
that can be used too conveniently.
[21:45] ---
The reason I use the app
is to conceal my identity.
[21:49] ---
But there's another reason--
[21:50] ---
to find an esper who can alter
the fate of the events I foresee.
[21:55] ---
Someone who can alter fate?
[22:01] ---
Are you sure about doing this without asking?
[22:03] ---
What?
[22:04] ---
After all, who gets put out
by having flowers bloom?
[22:07] ---
It'll be fine. I learned all
about it while I was dreaming.
[23:25] ---
"Next episode preview"
[23:26] ---
Use my power to prevent the
incidents that Miyama Shaei foresees?
[23:26] ---
"Next episode preview"
"#17 Precognition"
[23:29] ---
It is not a bad proposal,
but he seems to be holding something back.
[23:33] ---
Well, Miss Shirai, you keep
your degeneracy hidden, don't you?
[23:35] ---
I do not either keep it hidden.
Wait, what did you just get me to say, Uiharu?!
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