E2 - When Working Under a Hot Sun, Rehydration is Essential

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[01:05] ---
    You're not getting away now.
[01:06] ---
    J-Just a minute! I'm...
[01:08] ---
    Give up!
[01:18] ---
    Miss Misaka!
[01:21] ---
    Uiharu... Saten...
[01:23] ---
    Did something happen?
[01:24] ---
    We just heard a really loud sound.
[01:27] ---
    Eh? Oh, no, not really...
[01:39] ---
    Hanate! Kokoro ni kizanda yume
    wo mirai sae okizari ni shite
[01:39] ---
    Hanate! Kokoro ni kizanda yume
    wo mirai sae okizari ni shite
[01:45] ---
    Genkai nado shiranai imi nai
[01:48] ---
    Kono chikara ga hikari chirasu
    sono saki ni haruka na omoi wo
[01:59] ---
    Aruite kita kono michi
    wo furikaeru koto shika
[02:06] ---
    dekinai nara ima koko de subete wo kowaseru
[02:13] ---
    Kurayami ni ochiru machinami
    hito wa doko made tachimukaeru no?
[02:20] ---
    Kasoku suru sono itami kara
    dareka wo kitto mamoreru yo
[02:27] ---
    Looking! The blitz loop this
    planet to search way
[02:30] ---
    Only my railgun can shoot it ima sugu
[02:34] ---
    Karadajuu wo hikari no hayasa de
[02:37] ---
    kakemegutta tashika na yokan
[02:41] ---
    Tsukame! Nozomu mono nara
    nokosazu kagayakeru jibunrashisa de
[02:47] ---
    Shinjite'ru yo ano hi no chikai wo
[02:50] ---
    Kono hitomi ni hikaru namida
    sore sae mo tsuyosa ni naru kara
[03:09] ---
    Today is me and Sissy's anniversary.
[03:13] ---
    It has been exactly one month
    since we were bound together
[03:16] ---
    by the red ribbon of fate.
[03:19] ---
    It is too bad that the item
    I ordered has not arrived...
[03:24] ---
    ...but today is the day that I offer myself
[03:29] ---
    as a heartfelt present... yes, altogether,
[03:35] ---
    in my birthday suit!
[03:37] ---
    --I'm... home?!
[03:38] ---
    --Sissy!
    --I'm... home?!
[03:40] ---
    --Forgive the...
    --...intrusion.
[03:46] ---
    I'm in the room of my icon!
[03:49] ---
    Very stylish! Chic!
[03:55] ---
    And the bed is soft and fluffy, too.
[03:58] ---
    You're right!
[03:59] ---
    --This is really incredible.
[04:00] ---
    --Geez, what were you thinking?
    --This is really incredible.
[04:01] ---
    --Geez, what were you thinking?
    --Here, Uiharu, you try it, too!
[04:03] ---
    What about you, Sissy?
    Why did you bring Uiharu and Miss Saten?
[04:06] ---
    I happened to run into them on the street.
[04:09] ---
    They tagged along with
    me while I was shopping,
[04:11] ---
    and said they wanted to come see my dorm.
[04:14] ---
    Shopping?
[04:15] ---
    Huh? Oh, yeah, a little.
[04:19] ---
    The girls' dorms at Tokiwadai
    are amazing, all right!
[04:23] ---
    I sure am envious.
[04:25] ---
    And the dining hall was this big, too!
[04:28] ---
    Oh, it's not so great.
[04:29] ---
    Oh, Sissy! Why did you
    have to choose today, of all days?
[04:32] ---
    Our precious anniversary is now ruined.
[04:35] ---
    Oh, unless...
[04:38] ---
    It's been exactly one month
    since Kuroko and I were
[04:42] ---
    bound by the red ribbon of fate.
[04:44] ---
    Kuroko and I are two people in one.
[04:47] ---
    Miss Uiharu, Miss Saten,
[04:49] ---
    I hope we'll have your
    blessing from here on, as well.
[04:51] ---
    Here's looking at you, kid.
[04:54] ---
    Ker-pew!
[04:58] ---
    Um, Miss Shirai, are you all right?
[05:02] ---
    It is nothing at all.
[05:04] ---
    Now, I am afraid I cannot
    offer much by way of hospitality,
[05:07] ---
    but please, make yourselves--
[05:09] ---
    Miss Saten, what are you doing there?
[05:11] ---
    Oh, when going to a friend's home,
    everyone expects a good snooping.
[05:18] ---
    Holy Eros!
[05:19] ---
    Miss Saten! You can't go
    through others' things without asking!
[05:22] ---
    I'd expect as much from you,
    Miss Misaka! So grown up!
[05:25] ---
    No, actually...
[05:27] ---
    Those belong to me.
[05:31] ---
    Yours, Miss Shirai?
[05:32] ---
    Bold underwear like this?
[05:34] ---
    "Bold" is a bit much. Black underwear
    is an essential for a lady.
[05:41] ---
    Then, this bright red pair
    with the butterfly...?
[05:43] ---
    I wear that color when I feel
    like lifting my spirits.
[05:46] ---
    And this mostly-string thong?
[05:49] ---
    Handy when you don't want
    to leave any marks on the skin.
[05:52] ---
    A-And this full-mesh, all-body stocking?
[05:55] ---
    Sometimes, a woman
    needs to become a leopardess.
[06:03] ---
    Why would you do that
    without any warning, Miss Saten?!
[06:06] ---
    Oh, I just needed to get back
    my everyday life, somehow.
[06:10] ---
    Having seen your striped panties,
    Uiharu, I can relax.
[06:14] ---
    Such a big deal over nothing but underwear.
[06:17] ---
    Look, there are other kinds,
    in addition to those.
[06:20] ---
    A pearl-white babydoll with
    an open bra and frills.
[06:24] ---
    A lace teddy with garter belts.
[06:26] ---
    And also...
[06:29] ---
    Thank goodness. Shirai wears those, as well.
[06:32] ---
    The Miss Shirai that I know has returned.
[06:38] ---
    Sorry. These are mine.
[06:41] ---
    And you, Kuroko!
[06:42] ---
    What is my underwear doing
    under your bed?! Eh?!
[06:46] ---
    You've got it all wrong, Sissy!
[06:48] ---
    Now, now, Miss Misaka... You know,
    I'd love to see some photo albums.
[06:52] ---
    Oh, that's a classic!
[06:54] ---
    Like pictures of Miss Misaka
    and Miss Shirai from grade school.
[06:57] ---
    I'd be terribly interested to see them!
[07:02] ---
    Wow! How adorable!
[07:04] ---
    Is that your elementary
    school entrance ceremony?
[07:07] ---
    Is that pretty woman next to you your mother?
[07:09] ---
    Uh, mm-hmm.
[07:11] ---
    --What a nice kimono!
    --That's tricky, huh?
[07:14] ---
    Still, I'm a little surprised.
[07:16] ---
    About what?
[07:17] ---
    You know. Misaka, you're a
    Level 5, and Tokiwadai's Ace, aren't you?
[07:22] ---
    It seems like you'd be the fair-haired girl,
[07:24] ---
    whisked away down
    the elite fast track from childhood.
[07:28] ---
    It's not at all like that.
[07:29] ---
    I mean, I started out as a Level 1.
[07:32] ---
    I was just an ordinary girl.
[07:36] ---
    Oh, yeah?
[07:38] ---
    Okay, next, let's look at Miss Shirai's.
[07:40] ---
    Why, gladly. Or so I would say,
[07:43] ---
    but unfortunately,
    I do not have any photo albums.
[07:48] ---
    I am a girl who lives in the present.
[07:51] ---
    Rather than look back to the past,
[07:53] ---
    or dream ahead to the future,
[07:55] ---
    I would rather gaze at
    the present--this very moment.
[07:58] ---
    It is what I've made up my mind to do.
[08:00] ---
    How about this?
[08:02] ---
    No, you can't have that!
[08:09] ---
    "Sissy's Secrets"
[08:11] ---
    Kuroko!
[08:12] ---
    You do indeed need to analyze
    yourself now, this very moment,
[08:15] ---
    rather than the past or
    the future, don't you?!
[08:18] ---
    You've got it all wrong, Sissy!
[08:20] ---
    But I am just so serious about you, Sissy...
[08:23] ---
    Sissy, do you not remember
    what day today is?!
[08:27] ---
    And here I was, so sure that
    you brought Uiharu and Miss Saten
[08:30] ---
    especially to celebrate this day!
[08:33] ---
    Today? Uiharu and Saten...?
[08:36] ---
    Oh, now that you mention it...
[08:38] ---
    You remembered, did you?
[08:40] ---
    Today is the one-week anniversary
    of when I first met Uiharu and Saten.
[08:49] ---
    It seems like the week has
    gone by so quickly since then.
[08:53] ---
    And yet it's only been one week.
[08:55] ---
    Somehow, it feels like we've
    been together for much longer.
[08:59] ---
    I look forward to our
    continuing friendship, too.
[09:00] ---
    What is with the difference
    in how she treats me?
[09:04] ---
    Could I possibly be unwanted here?
[09:09] ---
    This little red bean,
[09:10] ---
    "Cold Red Bean Soup"
[09:10] ---
    cast aside and neglected by all the others,
[09:13] ---
    is just like the solitary
    red bean sitting here!
[09:16] ---
    Hey, it's better than I expected.
[09:18] ---
    Oh, yeah?
[09:19] ---
    The cutlet sandwich?
[09:21] ---
    So anyway, after that, Uiharu is like...
[09:24] ---
    Hold on, Miss Saten!
[09:27] ---
    That's so awful!
[09:30] ---
    Pipe down, would you! What is your problem?!
[09:34] ---
    This boils my red bean soup.
[09:35] ---
    Huh?
[09:36] ---
    Do you expect me not to feel abandoned, here?
[09:40] ---
    Um...
[09:41] ---
    One week since you met?
    Ha! Please. Do not make me laugh.
[09:44] ---
    One month. Today is the one-month anniversary
[09:48] ---
    of when you and I were bound
    by the red ribbon of fate, Sissy!
[09:53] ---
    One month ago, today, Sissy,
[09:55] ---
    you and I happened,
    by chance, to become roommates.
[10:00] ---
    Ever since, we have eaten and slept together,
[10:03] ---
    and shared each other's joys and sorrows.
[10:05] ---
    Here! In this room! And yet...
    And yet, Sissy, you...
[10:16] ---
    Miss Shirai...
[10:17] ---
    Perhaps we're not wanted here.
[10:21] ---
    Kuroko... you...
[10:24] ---
    --Sissy...?
[10:24] ---
    --...muscled your way in here.
    --Sissy...?
[10:28] ---
    It wasn't by chance,
    nor was it the red ribbon of fate.
[10:31] ---
    So now, what? Joys? Sorrows?
    Boiling red bean drinks?
[10:32] ---
    Uh, something just came up...
[10:35] ---
    How dare you make it sound like that!
[10:38] ---
    Just sweeping aside the weirdness.
[10:40] ---
    Yes, you're right.
    The weirdness needs to be swept aside.
[10:44] ---
    It's a difference of
    opinions! And besides, I...
[10:49] ---
    ...only wanted to celebrate today
    in some small way with you, Sissy--
[10:53] ---
    Yes?
[10:54] ---
    I have a delivery. Is this Room 208,
    Miss Shirai Kuroko's room?
[11:00] ---
    Yes. Um, what is the package?
[11:03] ---
    It says "computer parts."
[11:05] ---
    Well, of course.
[11:07] ---
    Those in the trade know enough
    to be discreet in these matters.
[11:10] ---
    Who is the sender?
[11:12] ---
    It's from Love & Herbs
    Premiere Aphrodisiacs, Ltd.
[11:15] ---
    What's the point if they
    spell it out like that?!
[11:18] ---
    Kuroko... why would we need aphrodisiacs
[11:21] ---
    if we're going to celebrate in a small way?
[11:23] ---
    Well...
[11:24] ---
    It looks like it's going to
    take quite a bit of harsh treatment
[11:27] ---
    to cure you of your deviant ways.
[11:30] ---
    --Now, just like your name,
    --S-Sissy...?
[11:31] ---
    I'm going to burn you to a crisp!
[11:38] ---
    I cannot let you forget what my ability is.
[11:42] ---
    If that is how you want it,
    then it is kill or be killed!
[11:44] ---
    If you cannot accept my love,
[11:47] ---
    then that is all the more reason to fight me!
[11:53] ---
    Sissy?
[11:55] ---
    Dormitory Rules, Section 9:
[11:57] ---
    "The use of your abilities inside
    the dorms is strictly prohibited."
[12:01] ---
    Don't tell me you've forgotten
    that, Shirai. Hmm?
[12:05] ---
    W-Well, hello, how are you,
    Miss Head Resident?
[12:08] ---
    Of course not. We were not just
    using our abilities on a lark.
[12:15] ---
    There are far more important reasons why...
[12:16] ---
    I see. Then you're saying there
    were unavoidable circumstances?
[12:20] ---
    Y-Yes, that is right. In fact...
[12:22] ---
    Even so...
[12:26] ---
    K-Kuroko!
[12:29] ---
    If I make allowances for every circumstance,
[12:33] ---
    we would be unable
    to observe the rules of the dorm.
[12:36] ---
    Rule breakers need to be punished.
[12:40] ---
    Don't you agree, Misaka?
[12:44] ---
    Y--
[12:45] ---
    "#2 When Working Under a Hot
    Sun, Rehydration is Essential"
[12:46] ---
    Yes...
[12:49] ---
    For crying out loud...
[12:51] ---
    Why should I have to do this?
[12:53] ---
    Sure, I got a little carried away,
    but even so, this punishment--
[12:58] ---
    cleaning this whole freaking pool,
    is too much, by anyone's standards!
[13:07] ---
    We started in the morning,
    it's already past noon,
[13:10] ---
    and we're not even 30% done yet! What gives?!
[13:13] ---
    I don't think we're going
    to finish this today.
[13:22] ---
    I am so lucky!
[13:24] ---
    All alone with Sissy, bathed
    in perspiration, here at the pool,
[13:27] ---
    for a little private time...
[13:30] ---
    This is indeed a one-in-a-million chance
[13:33] ---
    to get payback for yesterday's humiliation!
[13:36] ---
    Sissy...
[13:38] ---
    When working under a hot sun,
    rehydration is essential.
[13:43] ---
    Would you like some
    of my specially-made drink?
[13:45] ---
    No thanks.
[13:47] ---
    W-Why not?
[13:50] ---
    You didn't put any of your "computer parts"
[13:53] ---
    from yesterday in there, did you?
[13:58] ---
    Thought so.
[14:00] ---
    Miss Shirai?
[14:02] ---
    It's Miss Shirai, all right.
[14:04] ---
    What are you doing down there?
[14:07] ---
    As you can see, I am cleaning the pool.
[14:09] ---
    But why?
[14:11] ---
    The ways of the world are cold,
    even in early summer.
[14:14] ---
    What are you two doing here?
[14:16] ---
    We're members of the swim club,
[14:18] ---
    --Kuroko's classmates?
    --so we have to check the tank filters.
[14:21] ---
    Which means...
[14:26] ---
    They're a year behind me.
[14:27] ---
    Sissy...
[14:29] ---
    These are my classmates,
[14:31] ---
    Wannai Kinuho and Awatsuki Ma'aya.
[14:36] ---
    Hello there.
[14:37] ---
    And this is...
[14:38] ---
    Um, excuse me, but are you Miss Misaka?
[14:42] ---
    Huh? Yes, that's right.
[14:44] ---
    I knew it!
[14:46] ---
    Don't you remember me?
[14:48] ---
    You rescued me when I was surrounded
[14:52] ---
    by those uncouth gentlemen not long ago.
[14:55] ---
    Oh, did I do that?
[14:59] ---
    I really wanted to thank
    you for what you did.
[15:02] ---
    I often hear tales about you.
[15:03] ---
    It's an honor to meet you.
[15:05] ---
    That is my Sissy, all right.
[15:07] ---
    She punishes evildoers,
    even without my knowledge of it.
[15:12] ---
    --...those men were so terrifying.
[15:13] ---
    --No doubt.
    --...those men were so terrifying.
[15:15] ---
    When the temperature goes up,
    more of those weirdoes appear.
[15:17] ---
    Still, I'm so impressed.
[15:20] ---
    Absolutely. You were so
    cool back there, Miss Misaka.
[15:22] ---
    Oh, no, no, no...
[15:24] ---
    Is this...?
[15:26] ---
    Oh, that's terrible.
[15:30] ---
    Déjà vu!
[15:32] ---
    I-It's just my imagination!
[15:34] ---
    Yesterday's incident is
    just making me nervous today!
[15:36] ---
    I'm not being made the odd
    man out here! That would be crazy!
[15:40] ---
    It must be rough, with all this heat.
[15:42] ---
    I have some sports drink
    here, if you'd like it.
[15:47] ---
    Thanks, I'll take it.
[15:49] ---
    Gaan!
[15:51] ---
    Ga-gaan!
[15:53] ---
    What is going on?
    Why am I being treated differently?
[15:55] ---
    Come to think of it,
[15:57] ---
    there have been other
    incidents where I was ignored, too,
[16:01] ---
    while at other times,
    when I tried to deepen our friendship,
[16:04] ---
    I was brusquely turned down.
[16:06] ---
    It just might be that
    Sissy has been giving me
[16:10] ---
    the cold shoulder in earnest.
[16:12] ---
    Brace up, Kuroko! If you have
    lost your confidence, get it back!
[16:15] ---
    If you have any anxieties, knock them out!
[16:18] ---
    Yes, with my personal advantage,
    being able to teleport,
[16:22] ---
    there are any number
    of ways I can be of use to Sissy.
[16:27] ---
    Wow, incredible! It's cleaning it right up!
[16:30] ---
    My ability is manipulating water currents.
[16:34] ---
    I have to go turn in this
    checksheet to my teacher,
[16:37] ---
    but once that's done,
    would you allow me to come help you?
[16:40] ---
    Huh? But...
[16:43] ---
    It's the least I can do to
    thank you for saving me.
[16:46] ---
    Thanks. That will be a huge help.
[16:49] ---
    I'm so glad you're pleased.
[16:51] ---
    This is really incredible!
    We'll be done in no time like this! Thanks!
[16:56] ---
    Okay then, see you in a bit.
[16:57] ---
    I'll leave the sports drink
    here for you. Help yourself.
[17:05] ---
    Wow, they seem like
    nice girls, don't they, Kuroko?
[17:08] ---
    You might say so.
[17:09] ---
    Sure will be welcome, huh?
[17:11] ---
    It probably won't take ten minutes like that.
[17:13] ---
    You might say so.
[17:14] ---
    Ah, I wanna finish up
    fast and get some ice cream!
[17:17] ---
    You might say so.
[17:21] ---
    And what's that Chinese dynasty
    that arose in the 10th century?
[17:24] ---
    You might say Song.
[17:26] ---
    What's the matter? You seem down.
[17:28] ---
    No, pay me no mind.
[17:32] ---
    I am just a good-for-nothing,
    who cannot even do cleaning very well.
[17:37] ---
    Uh, if you've got something on your chest--
[17:41] ---
    Thank you, anyway!
[17:43] ---
    It is my own fault for being
    unbefitting to someone like you, Sissy.
[17:48] ---
    I do nothing but bother you,
    and am of no help to you.
[17:52] ---
    Someone like me... does not
    deserve to be with you, Sissy!
[18:10] ---
    W-What do I do?
[18:12] ---
    This is all so sudden,
    I don't know how to deal with it.
[18:15] ---
    I wonder if Miss Misaka
    has given it to her yet.
[18:19] ---
    I wish we could have seen her give it to her.
[18:21] ---
    We did go with her when
    she bought it, after all.
[18:24] ---
    I'm curious how Miss Shirai will react.
[18:26] ---
    I mean, given her taste in underwear.
[18:29] ---
    Yeah, you're right. I never
    imagined her tastes were like that.
[18:34] ---
    But you know, with that,
    it's the thought that counts.
[18:38] ---
    That's true.
[18:44] ---
    Say, Kuroko,
[18:46] ---
    do you remember what
    happened a month ago today?
[18:50] ---
    A month ago... today...?
[18:53] ---
    Yep. The night that you broke into my room.
[18:57] ---
    The head resident found you,
    and you got a good scolding, remember?
[19:00] ---
    Then, the next day,
[19:02] ---
    they made the two of us
    clean the dining hall.
[19:30] ---
    And, somehow or other,
    we ended up where we are today, together.
[19:35] ---
    If we're going to have an anniversary,
[19:38] ---
    it would be today, wouldn't it?
[19:51] ---
    M-May I open it?
[19:53] ---
    Of course.
[20:04] ---
    We're going to be together from
    now on, so don't quit on me now.
[20:08] ---
    S-Sissy, did you just say from now on?
[20:12] ---
    You bet I did. We're at the
    same school, living in the same room.
[20:16] ---
    We couldn't split up if we tried.
[20:19] ---
    We're partners, after all.
[20:22] ---
    Here.
[20:24] ---
    Here's to being partners.
[20:29] ---
    As two who are bound by
    the red ribbon of fate...
[20:31] ---
    As two who are roommates...
[20:41] ---
    Now then, what do you
    say we get back to work?
[20:50] ---
    Sissy...
[20:56] ---
    Sissy!
[20:58] ---
    While cleaning the pool,
    wouldn't it be better
[21:01] ---
    if you wore a swimsuit,
    which you wouldn't mind getting wet?
[21:05] ---
    Hmm. It'd be too big
    a pain to go back and get it.
[21:10] ---
    Actually, I thought something
    like this might happen, so...
[21:13] ---
    Ta-da! Sissy, I brought
    your school swimsuit with me!
[21:19] ---
    I thought I locked that up
    in my locker, didn't I?!
[21:23] ---
    Locks are meaningless when
    it comes to my ability.
[21:27] ---
    Now then, if you would please put it on...
[21:36] ---
    W-Wha--?!
[21:39] ---
    Oh, Sissy, such childish underclothes...
[21:42] ---
    Hey! Give those back!
[21:44] ---
    Like I said, your swimsuit... Huh?
[21:47] ---
    Oh, my...
[21:48] ---
    They match! They match!
[21:52] ---
    We match! We match! Me and Sissy match!
[21:55] ---
    Kuroko!!
[21:57] ---
    It sounds pretty lively out here.
[21:59] ---
    Miss Misaka, our inspection
    is done, so we're here to help...
[22:04] ---
    Nice... Sissy, your whip of love is so nice--
[22:09] ---
    Look, just give them
    back! Give them back now!
[22:11] ---
    --N-No, I won't. If I return them,
    --I said give them back!
[22:14] ---
    --then I'll miss this delight--
    --Stop saying that!
[22:16] ---
    --S-Sissy, I can't take any more...
    --Hurry up and give them back!
[22:18] ---
    L-Let's pretend we didn't see anything.
[22:20] ---
    Y-Yes, let's do that.
[22:22] ---
    I will not get disheartened.
    I will be by Sissy's side forever!
[22:30] ---
    Dear my friend
[22:32] ---
    Every day & night
    Always be with you
[22:38] ---
    Dear my friend
[22:39] ---
    Every day & night
    Always be with you
[22:46] ---
    Hanashite mo madamada tarinai mama
[22:53] ---
    yuuyake ga machi wo somete yuku
[23:01] ---
    Omou you ni nakanaka ikanai tte
[23:08] ---
    kizuitara issho ni naite ita
[23:16] ---
    Koi mo yume mo hana mo niji mo kaze mo
[23:19] ---
    zenbu tsukamou yo
[23:22] ---
    Daijoubu! Genki dashite
[23:26] ---
    Watashi ga soba ni iru kara
[23:30] ---
    Kyou no misu kuiyamu yori ima norikoete
[23:37] ---
    Daijoubu! Mayowanai de
[23:40] ---
    Mada minu mirai e to mukatte
[23:47] ---
    zutto aruite yukou
[23:52] ---
    Every day & night
    Always be with you
[24:00] ---
    "Preview"
    He loves me... He loves me not...
[24:01] ---
    "#3 Tokiwadai is Targeted"
[24:02] ---
    --He loves me... He loves me not...
[24:03] ---
    --Excuse me, um...
    --He loves me... He loves me not...
[24:04] ---
    --Miss Shirai, please stop using
    --He loves me... He loves me not...
[24:07] ---
    --the flowers on my head for that!
    --He loves me...