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E18 - Asunaro Park

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[00:31] ---
    Kuroko!
[00:44] ---
    Use of your abilities
    inside the dorms is prohibited.
[00:47] ---
    How many times do I have to say it?
[00:50] ---
    Right, Misaka?
[01:06] ---
    Hibikiau negai ga ima mezamete'ku
[01:10] ---
    yuzurenai mirai no tame ni
[01:13] ---
    Meguriau unmei wo koeta sono saki ni
[01:17] ---
    kono omoi kagayaku kara
[01:23] ---
    Koko ja nai mirai ni omoi takushite mite wa
[01:30] ---
    tsuyosa no hontou no imi
    wo sagashitsuzukete'ta

[01:37] ---
    Ari no mama no itami wo ukeireru sono imi wo
[01:43] ---
    ashita e hashiritsuzukeru kimi ni shitta
[01:49] ---
    Meguri yuku keshiki ga ima nagarete'ku
[01:54] ---
    taguriyoseta sekai no saki
[01:56] ---
    furisosogu shigunaru wo karada de kanjite
[02:00] ---
    tokihanatsu ima subete wo
[02:03] ---
    Just truth in my heart
[02:04] ---
    Itsu datte mayowanai yo
[02:07] ---
    kesenai omoi ga aru kara
[02:10] ---
    Tokiakasu shinjitsu kara me wo sorasazu ni
[02:14] ---
    I'll reach the next stage to realize all
[02:18] ---
    Tashika na kizuna shinjite
[02:25] ---
    Good grief.
[02:26] ---
    Every time she opens her mouth,
    it is rules, rules, rules!
[02:30] ---
    Well, that is the job of the head resident.
[02:33] ---
    Is there nothing we can do about that woman?
[02:36] ---
    Yesterday, I was just
    teasing you a little bit, Sissy.
[02:40] ---
    Why is it that I am always
    the one who goes through that?
[02:43] ---
    She has old maid's hysteria.
[02:46] ---
    Old maid, huh?
[02:48] ---
    It is the truth, is it not?
[02:50] ---
    It is because she works as a
    head resident in a girls' dormitory,
[02:52] ---
    a job without a man's touch,
    that she is past her marriageable prime.
[02:56] ---
    And for her to take out her
    moodiness on us is most unwelcome.
[03:02] ---
    Speak of the devil...
[03:04] ---
    This is strange.
[03:06] ---
    The head resident,
    dressing up and going out, I mean.
[03:09] ---
    Now that you mention it,
    lately, when she has time off,
[03:12] ---
    she has been going out somewhere.
[03:14] ---
    It is a man!
[03:16] ---
    Huh?
[03:16] ---
    We cannot stick around here, Sissy!
[03:19] ---
    H-Hold up, Kuroko!
[03:25] ---
    Hey, what are you planning?
[03:27] ---
    This is my chance to get
    some leverage on that woman.
[03:30] ---
    Leverage?
[03:31] ---
    This must be a matchmaking meeting.
[03:33] ---
    There is no way anyone
    would want to date a heartless,
[03:36] ---
    inhuman old maid like her, after all.
[03:39] ---
    Although, her matchmaking
    counterpart must be quite a gambler,
[03:43] ---
    seeing, of all people, a woman
    very nearly past her best-by date.
[03:46] ---
    I doubt it is some
    punishment game he is playing.
[03:48] ---
    I wouldn't take it that far.
[03:54] ---
    Matchmaking at a pizza place?
[04:00] ---
    So that's it.
[04:01] ---
    The man she is seeing must be Italian.
[04:04] ---
    His name is Marco!
[04:06] ---
    How can you tell that?
[04:22] ---
    School District 13...
[04:23] ---
    What on earth is she doing here?
[04:27] ---
    Hey, how far are you planning to follow her?
[04:30] ---
    Until I have seen Marco with my own eyes.
[04:33] ---
    Right, "Marco."
[04:39] ---
    "Asunaro Park"
    "Children's Orphanage"
[04:46] ---
    Ah, it's Auntie!
[04:47] ---
    Who are you calling your Auntie?
[04:50] ---
    You have to call me "Big Sister,"
    or you won't get any.
[04:54] ---
    Wow! Pizza!
[04:56] ---
    Now, now, there's no need to
    lose your heads. I brought plenty.
[05:01] ---
    No way.
[05:02] ---
    Asunaro Park Children's Orphanage...
[05:05] ---
    This is a Child Error facility.
[05:08] ---
    Huh? Child Error? You mean those
    kids who have no families?
[05:16] ---
    Thank you for always doing this.
[05:18] ---
    Oh, not at all.
[05:19] ---
    The children all look forward to seeing you.
[05:22] ---
    They ask, "When is Big Sister coming?"
[05:25] ---
    I'm the one who enjoys playing with them.
[05:27] ---
    Having someone like you come
    volunteer for us is such a big help.
[05:32] ---
    I hope you will continue to help us out.
[05:35] ---
    Y-Yes.
[05:36] ---
    Big Sister, let's eat together!
[05:38] ---
    Yes, of course.
[05:40] ---
    --Hooray!
    --Hurry, hurry!
[05:43] ---
    I've never seen the head
    resident look that way before.
[05:47] ---
    Nor have I. Who would have
    guessed that she volunteers here?
[05:52] ---
    Mm-hmm.
[05:53] ---
    I had not the slightest idea
[05:56] ---
    that the great head resident
    was such a kind-hearted lady.
[05:59] ---
    "Great"?
[06:00] ---
    Compared to her, we are such...
[06:03] ---
    I am so ashamed that we called
    her an old maid, and inhuman!
[06:07] ---
    --Kuroko, you dummy, you dummy!
[06:08] ---
    --Uh, you're the one who did that.
    --Kuroko, you dummy, you dummy!
[06:12] ---
    Aw, even if our test scores
    were poor, making us volunteer is...
[06:18] ---
    Everything offers an experience, Miss Saten.
[06:20] ---
    Besides, it's fun being able
    to play with the children, isn't it?
[06:24] ---
    Well, I guess that's true.
[06:26] ---
    Ah, you two, do you have a moment?
[06:29] ---
    We haven't introduced ourselves yet, have we?
[06:32] ---
    This is our director,
    Miss Shigenomori Kazuko.
[06:35] ---
    Are these your students, Mr. Daigo?
[06:38] ---
    Yes.
[06:39] ---
    Thank you for all you'll do today.
[06:42] ---
    Thank you.
[06:43] ---
    By the way, are those
    girls over there friends of yours?
[06:47] ---
    Huh?
[06:51] ---
    What a coincidence, seeing you here, huh?
[06:55] ---
    Are you two volunteering, too?
[06:56] ---
    Oh, uh, well...
[06:59] ---
    Uh, isn't that the
    head resident from your dorm?
[07:03] ---
    Did you come together?
[07:04] ---
    No, some other, unavoidable
    circumstances brought us here.
[07:09] ---
    Okay, nicely done.
[07:11] ---
    Hello.
[07:13] ---
    Nice to see you again.
[07:14] ---
    H-Hello...
[07:17] ---
    I have some of my students
    here with me today.
[07:20] ---
    If they happen to do anything carelessly,
[07:22] ---
    please don't hesitate to call them on it.
[07:24] ---
    M-M-Mr. Daigo, I'm sure none
    of your students need calling out.
[07:29] ---
    I-I've never even scolded any
    of my dorm students...
[07:34] ---
    Wow, your head resident
    is a volunteer, too.
[07:37] ---
    Maybe she's Daigo's volunteer partner.
[07:40] ---
    That gentleman's name is Mr. Daigo, is it?
[07:43] ---
    Huh? Yes, he's our homeroom teacher.
[07:46] ---
    So that is who she is paired with.
[07:49] ---
    Huh? Paired with?
[07:51] ---
    That is who our great head
    resident has fallen in love with.
[07:55] ---
    L-Love?!
[07:58] ---
    I am going to see to it
    that your love comes to fruition,
[08:02] ---
    my great head resident.
[08:03] ---
    H-Hold on, Kuroko...
[08:06] ---
    Whoo, that kind of sounds like fun.
[08:08] ---
    I will give you a hand, Miss Shirai.
[08:11] ---
    Oh, you two are just
    amusing yourselves with this.
[08:13] ---
    Besides, it's not going to be that simple.
[08:16] ---
    Forcing these things into place
[08:18] ---
    is one of Miss Shirai's terrible talents.
[08:21] ---
    Do you want to get slugged?
[08:23] ---
    Please don't wait until after
    you've done it to ask, Miss Shirai.
[08:27] ---
    Okay, we cannot just
    stand around like this!
[08:29] ---
    Let us hold a strategy meeting!
[08:36] ---
    Welcome home, great head resident.
[08:42] ---
    What do you think you're doing?
[08:44] ---
    You do not wish to have a towel?
    Then allow me to take your bag.
[08:48] ---
    Oh my, regular beer today,
    instead of low-malt?
[08:52] ---
    Did something good happen today?
[08:54] ---
    Just what kind of joke is this?
[08:56] ---
    Do you want to be headhunted again?
[09:00] ---
    I only want to be of help
    to you, great head resident.
[09:04] ---
    If you have any concerns,
    or need to talk,
[09:06] ---
    please, tell me anything you like!
[09:09] ---
    Me, discuss anything with you?
    Of course not. How absurd.
[09:13] ---
    I just want to be of service to you,
    great head resident.
[09:18] ---
    What are you scheming, Shirai?
[09:21] ---
    No scheming. I just saw my great,
    kindhearted head resident
[09:26] ---
    playing with children,
    and developed a great deal of respect.
[09:32] ---
    How did you know that?
[09:34] ---
    I know about Mr. Daigo, too.
[09:37] ---
    Right, Sissy?
[09:39] ---
    Huh? M-Mm-hmm!
[09:41] ---
    W-W-What are you saying about Mr. Daigo?!
[09:44] ---
    B-By all means, allow us...
[09:47] ---
    "Us"...?
[09:49] ---
    ...to play the part of Cupid for you...
[09:53] ---
    No, I don't need you to play Cupid for me!
[09:56] ---
    For one thing, I'm not
    interested in Mr. Daigo.
[09:58] ---
    Please, try to be honest with
    your own heart, great head resident.
[10:03] ---
    In fact, you would like to
    get closer to him, would you not?
[10:07] ---
    I can see right through you.
[10:10] ---
    W-W-What gives you the right?
[10:13] ---
    After twenty-nine long years,
[10:15] ---
    do you not think that now is the time
    to let the flower of your love blossom?
[10:20] ---
    W-Who cares?!
[10:21] ---
    Are you saying you would not mind spending
    the rest of your life as an old maid?!
[10:25] ---
    K-Kuroko!
[10:27] ---
    If you let this chance pass you by,
    you may not get another one.
[10:31] ---
    Please, allow my battle-hardened
    self to see this through,
[10:35] ---
    great head resident!
[10:37] ---
    Th-That's enough, already.
[10:41] ---
    You mean it?
[10:44] ---
    Will you really give me
    a helping hand with this?
[10:47] ---
    Of course I will!
[10:49] ---
    Huh...?
[10:50] ---
    #18 Asunaro Park
[10:54] ---
    These are the nice volunteer girls
    who will be playing with you all day.
[11:00] ---
    --Please accept our regards.
    --Please accept our regards.
[11:03] ---
    The students you brought
    with you are commendable--
[11:07] ---
    having them come forward
    to ask if they could volunteer.
[11:09] ---
    Y-Yes, that's true...
[11:12] ---
    Mr. Daigo!
[11:15] ---
    What is it?
[11:18] ---
    So, what do I do next, Shirai?
[11:21] ---
    Please rest easy, great head resident.
[11:23] ---
    Please, take it easy, and leave this to me.
[11:26] ---
    All right, let us put
    the plan into action at once.
[11:30] ---
    The plan?
[11:31] ---
    S-Sort of...
[11:33] ---
    "Kitchen"
[11:36] ---
    I led the head resident into the kitchen.
[11:39] ---
    Good work. Phase one is now complete.
[11:44] ---
    And now...
[11:46] ---
    This will get the head
    resident and Daigo alone together.
[11:49] ---
    By having them do
    a collaborative activity,
[11:51] ---
    the distance between
    them will also naturally diminish.
[11:54] ---
    I hereby declare this
    "Operation Fruits of Love."
[11:58] ---
    "Fruits of Love" makes it
    sound kind of improper, doesn't it?
[12:01] ---
    Huh?
[12:02] ---
    --Since the fruits of love are...
[12:02] ---
    --I'm not sure this will work.
    --Since the fruits of love are...
[12:04] ---
    Big Sister...
[12:06] ---
    Let's play!
[12:07] ---
    All right, Sissy,
    if you would be so kind...
[12:10] ---
    Huh?
[12:11] ---
    We discussed this, did we not?
[12:13] ---
    Oh, well, okay.
[12:15] ---
    Okay, guys, let's go!
[12:23] ---
    Shirai, what am I--
[12:24] ---
    Sorry to keep you waiting.
[12:26] ---
    M-M-Mr. Daigo?! But why...?
[12:29] ---
    I'm going to help you with the cake.
[12:33] ---
    I have to admit, I am impressed
[12:35] ---
    that you would bake a cake
    from scratch for the birthday party.
[12:39] ---
    Well, uh...
[12:41] ---
    Okay then, I'll make the cream.
[12:43] ---
    I may not look it,
    but I'm a pretty fair cook.
[12:48] ---
    Still, baking a cake
    from scratch is quite homey, huh?
[12:51] ---
    N-Nah...
[12:53] ---
    People with that homey touch are nice.
[12:57] ---
    I really like that sort of person.
[13:01] ---
    This is kind of nice, isn't it?
[13:04] ---
    I'm pretty driven to
    get married, and once I do,
[13:08] ---
    it's my dream to stand together
    in the kitchen like this with my wife.
[13:13] ---
    I wonder how they're getting along.
[13:15] ---
    Come to think of it,
    we only ever considered it going well.
[13:18] ---
    What are we going
    to do if things go wrong?
[13:21] ---
    Well...
[13:23] ---
    That was the head resident just now, right?
[13:25] ---
    What in the world?
[13:26] ---
    There is nothing to worry about.
[13:28] ---
    I have worked out a plan for any contingency.
[13:34] ---
    Oh, my word! What is going on in here?!
[13:37] ---
    What is all this?
[13:38] ---
    I-It was my fault.
    When I tried to open the flour...
[13:44] ---
    This happened just from opening it?
[13:48] ---
    I-It's all right.
    We'll just start over. Right?
[13:54] ---
    M-Mr. Daigo--
[13:55] ---
    But there won't be enough
    time before the birthday party.
[13:59] ---
    Now please, go and buy a cake, right away.
[14:02] ---
    I-I suppose you're right. Okay...
[14:05] ---
    Just a moment, please.
[14:06] ---
    The great head resident
    knows of a delicious cake shop.
[14:09] ---
    Sh-Shirai!
[14:11] ---
    It is all right. These two will go with you.
[14:16] ---
    Really?
[14:17] ---
    O-Of course!
[14:19] ---
    Watch out! Run!
[14:21] ---
    What am I doing here?
[14:23] ---
    I caught you!
[14:25] ---
    Ah, you got me! Now I guess I'm "it."
[14:30] ---
    Watch out! Hurry and run
    away, or you'll be "it!"
[14:37] ---
    I would do anything to save those children.
[14:42] ---
    Even if I turn the entire city against me,
[14:44] ---
    I can't afford to stop!
[14:49] ---
    Child Errors, huh?
[14:52] ---
    "Happy Birthday Meg & Kei"
[14:52] ---
    "Happy Birthday Meg & Kei"
    Happy birthday!
[14:56] ---
    It was a real ordeal.
[14:58] ---
    We went the wrong way,
[15:00] ---
    got chased by a dog,
[15:02] ---
    and nearly fell into the river.
[15:04] ---
    How did all of that happen,
    when you were just buying a cake?
[15:06] ---
    Well, it all turned out okay in the end.
[15:09] ---
    Okay, let's all dig in, now.
[15:12] ---
    Yay!
[15:13] ---
    Isn't this nice? Everyone is so happy.
[15:16] ---
    I'm sorry, I wasn't any help at all.
[15:21] ---
    Oh...?
[15:21] ---
    Huh?
[15:23] ---
    You look good without the glasses.
[15:26] ---
    Er, I mean, you look
    good with the glasses, too,
[15:29] ---
    but you also look pretty without them.
[15:33] ---
    Big Sister and Mr. Daigo
    are being lovey-dovey!
[15:36] ---
    Lovey-dovey!
[15:40] ---
    Y-You shouldn't be teasing the g-grownups!
[15:43] ---
    She's right. For one thing,
    I wouldn't be good enough for her.
[15:48] ---
    Well then, Mr. Daigo,
    who would your ideal woman be?
[15:52] ---
    Huh, let's see...
[15:54] ---
    Someone I could respect, I guess.
[15:56] ---
    And when you say "respect," how, exactly?
[15:59] ---
    Hmm, someone who would
    act more for the sake of others
[16:03] ---
    than for herself, I suppose.
[16:08] ---
    An earthquake?!
[16:11] ---
    E-Everyone, calm down!
[16:13] ---
    Don't move!
[16:14] ---
    Calmly get underneath the table!
[16:18] ---
    All right, stay there, and keep quiet--
[16:22] ---
    Look out!
[16:27] ---
    Has it stopped?
[16:29] ---
    We've had a lot of these lately, huh?
    Thank goodness it was small.
[16:33] ---
    Miss!
[16:37] ---
    Miss! Are you all right?!
[16:39] ---
    Hey! Didn't I tell you to stay calm?!
[16:42] ---
    I-I'm sorry.
[16:45] ---
    Are you sure you're not hurt anywhere?
[16:47] ---
    Mm-hmm.
[16:48] ---
    Miss...
[16:50] ---
    I'm impressed.
[16:52] ---
    You have my respect.
[16:55] ---
    Mr. Daigo...
[17:02] ---
    I'm impressed.
[17:05] ---
    You have my respect.
[17:07] ---
    --Mr. Dai--
[17:08] ---
    --So...
    --Mr. Dai--
[17:09] ---
    ...please marry me.
[17:11] ---
    Let's cook together.
[17:15] ---
    Right.
[17:21] ---
    I-I'm so sorry, I'm past curfew.
[17:28] ---
    These things happen.
    Be more careful next time.
[17:32] ---
    --Yes, I'm so sorry.
    --Unbelievable.
[17:34] ---
    --Yes, I'm so sorry.
    --The head resident, overlooking a rule infraction...
[17:34] ---
    --The head resident, overlooking
    a rule infraction...
[17:37] ---
    Love makes a person grow.
[17:42] ---
    Hello? M-M-Mr. Daigo?!
[17:46] ---
    Huh? There's something you want to ask me?
[17:49] ---
    Are you sure you want me?
    It has to be me? All right.
[17:57] ---
    I wonder what he wants to ask.
[17:59] ---
    When a man wants to ask a woman
    something, it can only be one thing.
[18:03] ---
    Huh?
[18:06] ---
    He's proposing?
[18:08] ---
    They're finally in the home stretch.
[18:10] ---
    Somehow, even I'm starting to feel excited.
[18:13] ---
    But why choose a family restaurant?
[18:15] ---
    This is why men of his age who have not
    had any girlfriends are so hopeless.
[18:20] ---
    Yes, you're right.
[18:22] ---
    When you propose, it should be
    at a fancy restaurant, on the beach.
[18:27] ---
    Huh? You mean a restaurant
    with a nice evening view.
[18:30] ---
    Right, Misaka?
[18:32] ---
    Yes, and then after she accepts the proposal,
[18:35] ---
    they go watch fireworks rising
    up over the ocean, or something.
[18:40] ---
    I wouldn't go quite that far...
[18:41] ---
    Huh?
[18:42] ---
    By the way,
[18:43] ---
    what did you want to ask me?
[18:46] ---
    Yes...
[18:47] ---
    I'll come right to the point...
[18:50] ---
    Yes?
[18:51] ---
    How would you...
[18:54] ---
    ...feel about marrying someone
    who is younger than you?
[18:58] ---
    M-M-Marrying... someone... you say?
[19:02] ---
    Yes. Say, someone like me...?
[19:06] ---
    You're mine!
[19:11] ---
    I-I don't think age matters.
[19:16] ---
    Not if you can respect the person.
[19:19] ---
    I knew it. I knew you would say that.
[19:24] ---
    Sorry for inviting you here out
    of the blue, to ask you such a thing.
[19:28] ---
    No...
[19:38] ---
    Congratulations!
[19:40] ---
    You were watching?
[19:42] ---
    Way to go, great head resident!
[19:44] ---
    All that remains now is meeting
    his parents, choosing a venue,
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    and the honeymoon.
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    Shirai, would you mind pinching my cheek?
[19:52] ---
    Huh?
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    If this is a dream, I'd like to wake up now.
[19:58] ---
    Very well.
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    Ow...
[20:03] ---
    That hurts, Shirai. Also,
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    there's one other favor I have to ask.
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    I...
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    I want to give him a proper answer.
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    A great, big, great, big...
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    --Mr. Daigo...
[20:31] ---
    --great, big, great, big, great, big...
    --Mr. Daigo...
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    ...do you have a moment?
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    There's something quite
    different about you today than usual.
[20:42] ---
    Um, about what we discussed the other day...
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    Ah, thank you very much.
[20:48] ---
    Thanks to you, I've finally
    gotten the push that I needed.
[20:54] ---
    W-What's this?
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    I'm going to propose to my girlfriend.
[20:59] ---
    Your girlfriend?
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    Yes.
[21:07] ---
    Your girlfriend being...
[21:08] ---
    Yes.
[21:10] ---
    When you told me that age
    didn't matter, I worked up the courage.
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    I really am grateful to you.
[21:22] ---
    Not at all...
[21:24] ---
    I'm glad... I could be of help...
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    I wish you happiness, Mr. Daigo.
[21:52] ---
    Well now...
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    Aw, I was sure it would work out.
[21:58] ---
    What a shame.
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    Something good will turn up before long.
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    The great head resident
    is a nice person, after all.
[22:06] ---
    Okay, everyone, what shall we play today?
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    Neraisadameta yubisaki ga sasu
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    unmei wa zetsubou? Soretomo kibou?
[22:40] ---
    Yuragi no naka de jushin shite yuku
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    kanashimi nimo makenai
[22:49] ---
    yuuki dake wo kudasai
[22:51] ---
    Taisetsu na mono mamoru tame
[22:57] ---
    tsuyosa wa aru to shinjite'ru
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    Saving our future issho ni
[23:09] ---
    ashita e no doa hiraite sora e tobitatou
[23:14] ---
    Toaru sekai no hate de
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    kakenukete'ku Real Force
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    Hikari wo hanatte!
[23:44] ---
    I was only one second late, was I not?!
[23:47] ---
    Whether it's one second, or 0.1 seconds,
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    it doesn't change the fact
    that you broke curfew.
[23:52] ---
    You're prepared to answer
    for this, right, Shirai?
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    Kuroko!
[23:57] ---
    Kuroko!!
[24:00] ---
    The great head resident's
    natural face was surprisingly pretty.
[24:01] ---
    #19 Midsummer Festival
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    Remember, all of those children
    looking at you with angelic faces...
[24:08] ---
    Mow them down!
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