OAD1 - Hey! Butts!

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SIGN    That Time I Got Reincarnated as a Slime
SIGN    Extra: Hey! Butts!
[01:34] Rimuru
    This is the cave where the Storm
    Dragon Veldora used to be.
[01:39] Rimuru
    It's now the home and workplace
    of Gabiru and the other Lizardmen.
[01:44] Gabiru
    Behold!
[01:46] Gabiru
    The hipokute herb plant I
    raised is the largest of all!
[01:51] Lizard
    Indeed.
[01:52] Lizard
    That's our great Sir Gabiru!
[01:54] Lizard
    You're awesome!
[01:55] All
    Gabiru! Gabiru! Gabiru! Gabiru!
[01:59] All
    Ga! bi! Ru!
[02:03] Rimuru
    And...
[02:04] Rimuru
    In another corner of the cave
[02:06] Rimuru
    is where Vesta spends all day and night
    developing all kinds of medicines.
[02:11] Rimuru
    I want sleep.
[02:13] Vesta
    I see...
[02:14] Rimuru
    Living in a slime's body makes things easy,
[02:16] Rimuru
    and when I take my human form,
    I can taste delicious food.
[02:19] Rimuru
    But you know, Vesta-kun...
[02:24] Rimuru
    I want to indulge in an idle snooze!
[02:26] Vesta
    Should you look so proud when you say that?
[02:29] Vesta
    Uh... Give me just a moment.
[02:32] Rimuru
    You rock, Vesta! You've got something for me?
[02:35] Rimuru
    Despite his sarcastic retort,
    Vesta had just the thing for me.
[02:45] Rimuru
    Of course, I practically had
    to twist his arm to get it...
[02:50] Rimuru
    But it's what you'd call
    a sleep-inducing drug.
[02:55] Rimuru
    Even these things are shaped like me.
[02:59] Rimuru
    Vesta said he hadn't competed
    his clinical testing yet...
[03:03] Rimuru
    But if anything happens,
    Great Sage will help me out.
[03:07] Great Sage
    Answer.
[03:08] Great Sage
    Shall I nullify the effects of the poison?
[03:10] Rimuru
    Oh, no, that's not what I meant...
[03:14] Rimuru
    Well, whatever. I'll just try it out.
SIGN    That was a mistake!
[03:25] Rimuru
    Is this... the sleepiness...
    I haven't felt... in so... long...?
[03:32] Great Sage
    Notice.
[03:33] Great Sage
    You have entered a sleep state.
[03:37] Rimuru
    And then,
[03:38] Rimuru
    for the first time in ages, I had a dream.
[03:49] Rimuru
    Huh? What was I just doing?
[03:53] Shuna
    Oh, how adorable!
[03:56] Shion
    Great Rimuru, that looks fantastic on you!
[03:59] Rimuru
    Oh, right.
[04:00] Rimuru
    I was being a dress-up doll, as always.
[04:03] Shion
    Great Rimuru, wear this one next!
[04:05] Shuna
    And then this one!
[04:07] Rimuru
    I don't know what they find
    so entertaining about this.
[04:15] Rimuru
    There are lots of other
    fun things they could...
[04:18] Rimuru
    Wait...
[04:20] Rimuru
    What is there to do for fun in this world?
[04:23] Rimuru
    I'm not bored or anything,
[04:26] Rimuru
    but when everyone's working all the time,
    do they ever have any fun at all?
[04:32] Rimuru
    They might eventually work themselves
    into a sense of emptiness.
[04:40] Kurobei
    Huh?
[04:42] Kurobei
    What was I doing?
[04:44] Rimuru
    Like that.
[04:45] Rimuru
    I'd like to give them some kind of
    entertainment before that happens,
[04:49] Rimuru
    but the things they could enjoy
    indoors would take a while to create.
[04:52] Rimuru
    What could we start doing
    right away? Maybe a sport?
[04:56] Rimuru
    A sport...
[04:59] Rimuru
    Yeah! That's it!
[05:01] Rimuru
    I'll come up with a sport that
    could become our national pastime!
[05:07] Rimuru
    On that note...
[05:08] Rimuru
    Let's try sumo!
[05:10] All
    Sumo?
[05:12] Rimuru
    The rules are simple.
[05:14] Rimuru
    If you step outside this circle or
    your knees touch the ground, you lose.
[05:17] Rimuru
    You hit and push your opponent to knock
    them down or out of the ring to win.
[05:21] Beni
    Is that all?
[05:22] Rimuru
    That's seriously all it is.
[05:24] Rimuru
    Oh, and you can't hit with your fists.
[05:26] Rimuru
    Only with your palms.
[05:28] Kurobei
    We can't use scissors?
[05:29] Rimuru
    You say the scariest things so naturally...
[05:32] Rimuru
    Also, you can't grab your opponent's hair.
[05:35] Milim
    How about grabbing them with your hair?
[05:37] Rimuru
    You can do that?!
[05:39] Milim
    Nothing is impossible for me!
[05:43] Lizards
    Sir Gabiru!
[05:45] Rimuru
    That's pretty amazing!
[05:46] Rimuru
    But grabbing by the neck is also out.
[05:49] Milim
    Oh. How boring.
[05:50] Lizards
    Sir Gabiru!
[05:52] Rimuru
    And you can't poke vital points
    like the eyes or stomach.
[05:55] Rimuru
    So, no, you can't use scissors.
[05:58] Shion
    What if we poke with something
    besides our hands?
[06:00] Rimuru
    What exactly are you touching right now?
[06:02] Rimuru
    Try not to stab anyone, please.
[06:05] Rimuru
    Also, you can't kick people
    in the chest or gut,
[06:07] Rimuru
    but other than that,
    kicking is actually allowed.
[06:10] Rimuru
    Like in the legs.
[06:12] Beni
    Then can we kick an opponent's head off?
[06:15] Rimuru
    That's not against the rules,
    but... kick it off?!
[06:20] Rimuru
    You can do that?!
[06:21] Rimuru
    That's scary! Scary! Scary! Scary! Scary!
[06:23] Rimuru
    No, no! No kicking people's heads off!
[06:25] Rimuru
    This isn't a killing match!
    And you can't use skills or fly, either!
[06:29] Rimuru
    This is just for fun,
    so I want you to fight safely.
[06:33] Beni
    Okay.
[06:34] Rimuru
    Why do you look disappointed?!
[06:36] Rimuru
    Actually, maybe expecting these guys
    to sumo wrestle was too much...
[06:42] Rimuru
    But they seem excited. It wouldn't
    be right to stop them now.
[06:47] Rimuru
    It'll work out! Yeah, that's right!
[06:49] Rimuru
    It'll be fine!
[06:51] Rimuru
    It was a lapse in judgment that
    would only be possible in a dream.
[06:55] Rimuru
    Oh, and this isn't exactly dangerous, but...
[06:59] Rimuru
    sticking your fingers where they don't
    belong and pulling is not allowed.
[07:02] Rimuru
    Hiya!
[07:05] Kurobei
    How cruel...
[07:06] Beni
    We wouldn't have even thought
    to do such a despicable thing!
[07:09] Shion
    How terrifying!
[07:10] Rimuru
    I really can't comprehend
    you people's standards.
[07:20] Rimuru
    This is incredible!
[07:22] Rimuru
    I've heard it's not easy
    to make a proper sumo ring.
[07:25] Rimuru
    You Dwarves really are great to have around!
[07:28] Rimuru
    Good job, Myrd!
[07:30] Rimuru
    You still won't talk, huh?!
[07:31] Garm
    Hey, Rimuru!
[07:34] Garm
    Is this how the "mawashi" should look?
[07:37] Rimuru
    Are you a yokozuna?!
[07:38] Rimuru
    I'd believe it, actually...
[07:46] Rimuru
    I hope this body doesn't melt...
[07:49] Rigurd
    Great Rimuru will now give
    the opening statement.
[07:52] Rimuru
    Okay, everyone, try not to get hurt
[07:55] Rimuru
    as you do your best in this sumo tournament.
[07:58] All
    Yes, sir!
[07:59] Rigurd
    The prizes have been determined by a
    survey of both the men and the women.
[08:03] Rimuru
    Prizes?
[08:04] Rigurd
    The winner in the women's
    division will receive
[08:06] Rigurd
    the most requested prize:
    one day spent with Great Rimuru!
[08:12] Rimuru
    What the heck?
[08:14] Rigurd
    And the most requested prize among the men
[08:18] Rigurd
    was the chance to use
    Princess Shuna's lap as a pillow!
[08:26] Rimuru
    No wonder they all seemed so excited.
[08:28] Rimuru
    Is that really the prize these women want?
[08:31] Ranga
    Master.
[08:33] Rimuru
    What's up, Ranga?
[08:35] Ranga
    How do I look?
[08:37] Rimuru
    Are you a Tosa dog?!
[08:39] Rimuru
    Uh, you know you can't sumo wrestle!
[08:43] Rigurd
    The first round in the men's division:
[08:47] Rigurd
    Kurobei versus Geld!
[08:49] Rimuru
    We're starting off with
    the heavyweights, huh?
[08:52] Rimuru
    This should be good.
[08:54] Hakuro
    Then let us begin.
[08:56] Rimuru
    You look good in that, Hakuro!
[08:57] Hakuro
    Face each other!
[09:00] Hakuro
    Hakkeyoi!
[09:03] Hakuro
    Nokotta!
[09:07] Hakuro
    Nokotta! Nokotta!
[09:09] Hakuro
    Nokotta! Nokotta!
[09:10] Hakuro
    Nokotta!
[09:12] Kurobei
    This is the big moment!
[09:15] Geld
    Let us give Great Rimuru a splendid show!
[09:18] Shuna
    Great Rimuru!
[09:19] Rimuru
    Oh, are the girls all ready, too?
[09:21] Both
    Hey! Wait!
[09:27] Shion
    How do we look, Great Rimuru?
[09:32] Rimuru
    Seeing women in mawashi feels a
    lot more risqué than I expected.
[09:36] Kurobei
    Is our part in this over already?!
[09:38] Rimuru
    No, no, no, no, no!
[09:39] Rimuru
    Sumo originated as a Shinto ritual.
[09:41] Rimuru
    There's nothing to feel
    guilty about... Nothing...
[09:44] Garm
    I only have eyes for Shuna.
    I only have eyes for Shuna.
[09:47] Garm
    I only have eyes for Shuna.
    I only have eyes for Shuna.
[09:50] Garm
    I only have eyes—
[09:52] Garm
    I only have eyes for Shuna!
    I only have eyes for Shuna!
[09:54] Rimuru
    Stop. That just makes you look more guilty.
[09:54] Garm
    I only have eyes for Shuna!
    I only have eyes for Shuna!
[09:57] Rimuru
    Oh!
[09:58] Rimuru
    Crap! I never decided who'd
    be the referee for the women.
[10:03] Rimuru
    Hakuro fits the part so well that I forgot.
[10:06] Soei
    Then I shall do it.
[10:09] Rimuru
    You don't mind?
[10:11] Soei
    Not at all.
[10:13] Rimuru
    But, I mean...
[10:15] Rimuru
    Referees don't usually do stretches.
[10:18] Rimuru
    Are you sure you didn't want to compete?
[10:20] Soei
    Of course, I wanted to show you the
    results of all my practice, but...
[10:35] Hakuro
    The winner is Benimaru!
[10:39] Beni
    Great Rimuru is watching.
    I can't embarrass myself.
[10:43] Beni
    Yes...
[10:45] Beni
    Great Rimuru is the only one suited
    to rest in Princess Shuna's lap.
[10:48] Beni
    No, it's not because I don't want to let
    just any jerk use my sister's lap as a pillow!
[10:53] Soei
    It was you who ordered us not to get hurt.
[10:54] Beni
    It's only because my rage toward those who
[10:56] Rimuru
    Oh... Right.
[10:57] Beni
    humiliate themselves before
    Great Rimuru is my pride!
[10:58] Rimuru
    It's clear who's gonna win for the men.
[11:01] Rimuru
    O-Okay, the job's yours, Soei.
[11:04] Soei
    Understood.
[11:05] Soei
    The first round in the women's division:
[11:08] Soei
    Soka versus Shion!
[11:12] Soei
    Face each other!
[11:17] Garm
    I only have eyes for Shuna.
    I only have eyes for Shuna.
[11:19] Soei
    Hakkeyoi!
[11:19] Garm
    I only have eyes—
[11:21] Soei
    Nokotta!
[11:24] Shion
    I will not give up even a day
    of service to Great Rimuru!
[11:28] Soka
    Master Soei is watching from so close...
[11:32] Rimuru
    Th-This is...
[11:51] Soka
    Don't... D-Don't...
[11:54] Soka
    T-Too close!
[11:57] Soka
    I'm sorry!
[11:58] Rigurd
    Um, Great Rimuru...
[12:01] Rigurd
    What judgment is appropriate
    in this situation?
[12:04] Rimuru
    Well, no one could've helped that.
[12:09] Shion
    Great Rimuru warned me, and still I...
[12:12] Shion
    This horn... This horn...
[12:14] Rimuru
    It doesn't seem like it was intentional,
[12:16] Rimuru
    and it's not like she can put
    her horn away like Soka can.
[12:20] Soei
    For showing everything...
[12:21] Soei
    I mean, for pushing her
    opponent out, Shion wins!
[12:24] Rimuru
    What did you just say?!
[12:27] Treyni
    My, this looks quite fun.
[12:30] Rimuru
    Oh, Treyni-sa...
[12:32] Rimuru
    ...n?!
[12:34] Treyni
    I thought I'd try matching all of you.
[12:37] Rimuru
    Uh, they're not lost in a jungle or anything...
[12:41] Treyni
    I will join in as a spectator,
    if you don't mind.
[12:44] Rimuru
    Not as a competitor?
[12:45] Milim
    All right!
[12:47] Milim
    It's finally my turn!
[12:49] Rimuru
    The point isn't just to strip down!
    Jeez, you guys!
[12:56] Garm
    I only have eyes for Shuna.
    I only have eyes for Shuna.
[12:59] Rimuru
    Oh, by the way, Milim-san...
[13:02] Milim
    What is it, bestie?
[13:03] Rimuru
    Since you're a Demon Lord,
    additional restrictions apply.
[13:06] Milim
    What?!
[13:07] Milim
    No fair! This is discrimination
    against Demon Lords!
[13:09] Milim
    Discrimination is bad!
    Discrimination is bad! Discrimination is bad!
[13:10] Rimuru
    What Demon Lord wants things to be "fair"?
[13:13] Rimuru
    In sumo, having additional restrictions
    put on you means you're too strong.
[13:16] Rimuru
    It's actually an honor.
[13:18] Milim
    R-Really?
[13:20] Rimuru
    There was once a legendary wrestler
    who had four additional restrictions.
[13:25] Milim
    In that case, you can give me forty!
[13:27] Rimuru
    Then you couldn't do
    anything but stand there...
[13:30] Rimuru
    I won't give you too many.
[13:32] Rimuru
    I'm just forbidding you from
    attacking with your hands or feet.
[13:35] Milim
    Really? That's all?
[13:38] Milim
    Well, I am a Demon Lord.
    A little handicap like that is expected.
[13:43] Rimuru
    I'm glad she's so simple-minded.
[13:45] Rimuru
    I feel like some meanie
    pulling a trick on a child,
[13:48] Rimuru
    but Demon Lords are dangerous,
    so just stand still.
[13:51] Rigurd
    Now, the second round
    in the women's division:
[13:54] Rigurd
    Shuna versus Milim!
[13:56] Soei
    Face each other!
[13:58] Soei
    Hakkeyoi!
[14:02] Soei
    Nokotta!
[14:05] Rimuru
    Crap! I forgot she could head-butt!
[14:07] Beni
    Dodge, Shuna!
[14:18] Milim
    She dodged!
[14:24] Rimuru
    What is even happening here?!
[14:31] (Flashback) Rimuru
    Also, you can't grab your opponent's hair.
[14:34] Rigurd
    Great Rimuru, is that allowed?
[14:38] Rimuru
    W-Well, head-butting isn't
    against the rules...
[14:41] Rigurd
    But she's floating.
[14:43] Treyni
    I sense no magic.
SIGN    Ab Muscles
[14:47] Treyni
    She is using all of her body's muscles
SIGN    Neck Muscles
[14:49] Treyni
    to maintain that position.
SIGN    Hair Muscles
[14:51] Rimuru
    what the hell are "hair muscles"?!
[15:04] Rimuru
    Uh, there's no way that could happen!
[15:07] Rigurd
    Who wins in this case?
[15:10] Treyni
    Shuna was the first one to fall.
[15:12] Rimuru
    You saw it?!
[15:14] Soei
    Then, with a hair throw,
    the winner is Milim—
[15:16] Rimuru
    No, hang on, Soei.
[15:19] Rimuru
    Milim loses this match due to indecency.
[15:22] Soei
    Indecency?
[15:24] Rimuru
    If your mawashi comes off, you lose.
[15:27] Soei
    Then the final round for the women
    will be Princess Shuna versus Shion.
[15:32] Soei
    But, Great Rimuru...
[15:35] Soei
    What shall we do about the ring?
[15:36] Rimuru
    W-Well, they could use the men's ring...
[15:39] Soei
    That one is already in use.
[15:41] Rimuru
    Huh?
[15:42] Lizard
    Step right up for kiddie sumo!
[15:44] Lizard
    Girls are welcome, too!
[15:46] Lizard
    Come on over, kids!
[15:48] Kids
    Yay!
[15:52] Guy
    You can do it!
[15:53] Guy
    Come on! Push harder!
[15:55] Rimuru
    That's adorable! I can't stop them!
[15:59] Rimuru
    Then I guess our only option is...
[16:02] Both
    Butt sumo?
[16:04] Shion
    Does that mean we sumo
    wrestle with our behinds?
[16:07] Rimuru
    That's right.
[16:08] Rimuru
    You don't use your hands or feet.
[16:10] Rimuru
    You just try to knock your
    opponent down with your butt,
[16:13] Rimuru
    seeing as our ring is so much smaller now...
[16:16] Rigurd
    That's brilliant, Great Rimuru!
[16:18] Rigurd
    You know so many Shinto rituals!
[16:21] Rimuru
    Yeah, I guess.
[16:22] Rimuru
    But don't take it lightly
    because it utilizes butts.
[16:24] Gobta
    You mean we shouldn't make
    it the butt of any jokes?
[16:26] Rimuru
    What did you just say?
[16:29] Soei
    The final round!
[16:31] Soei
    To the east... Shionyama. Shionyama.
[16:38] Soei
    To the west... Shunanoumi. Shunanoumi.
[16:45] Rimuru
    This game was actually
    meant for geisha to play.
[16:48] Rimuru
    It's a sport born of ulterior motives...
[16:50] Rimuru
    No, no, no, no, no! No guilt!
    Shinto ritual! Come on!
[16:55] Rimuru
    Just look at how seriously
    they're taking this!
[16:58] Soei
    Hakkeyoi!
[17:00] Rimuru
    Wait, they're serious?
[17:02] Rimuru
    I suddenly have a bad feeling...
[17:04] Soei
    Nokotta!
[17:08] Rimuru
    Oh! I get it!
[17:13] Rimuru
    Since they fight without facing each other...
[17:16] Rimuru
    You can see certain things even more clearly!
[17:25] Rimuru
    This is a match I can't look away from.
[17:28] Rimuru
    In many ways.
[17:31] Rimuru
    What an auspicious day this is.
[17:38] Rimuru
    When two butts collide...
[17:40] Rimuru
    It may look cute at a glance,
[17:42] Rimuru
    but now that I think about it,
    these two are Kijin.
[17:45] Rimuru
    They're undeniably majin!
[17:48] Rimuru
    The impact of each blow
    is greater than it looks!
[17:51] Rimuru
    And the ring's already falling apart!
[17:57] Rigurd
    Shion!
[17:58] Garm
    Sh-Shuna!
[18:04] Shion
    G-Great Rimuru!
[18:06] Shuna
    A-Are you all right?!
[18:08] Rimuru
    Not a problem.
[18:09] Rimuru
    But since a slime intervened in the match,
[18:13] Rimuru
    we'll call for a break in the match.
[18:15] Soei
    Th-The match is a draw!
[18:20] Rimuru
    Well, it seems like everyone
    had fun, so I guess all's well.
[18:25] Rimuru
    After all that, sumo suddenly became
    all the rage throughout the nation.
[18:30] Rimuru
    But...
[18:38] Rimuru
    For some reason, it was butt sumo
    that became our national pastime.
[18:41] Rimuru
    But, I mean, everyone seems to enjoy it...
[18:44] Rimuru
    and the non-human races can do it, too.
[18:47] Rimuru
    It's all good. It didn't even
    matter which sport we went with.
[18:50] Rimuru
    What matters is that everyone has fun.
[18:53] Rimuru
    When a nation is poor or constantly at war,
[18:56] Rimuru
    people can't even spare the time to have fun.
[18:59] Rimuru
    But people have sought enjoyment
    in every age throughout history.
[19:03] Rimuru
    That energy gave them the motivation to work
[19:06] Rimuru
    and revived the whole nation.
[19:10] Rimuru
    So the more prosperous a country is,
[19:12] Rimuru
    the more pleasurable
    activities people can enjoy.
[19:15] Rimuru
    I've remembered recently how
    grateful we should be for that.
[19:19] Rimuru
    Above all, I wish I could
    have shown Shizu-san
[19:21] Rimuru
    how nice this town looks and
    how much fun everyone's having.
[19:28] Rimuru
    Although it didn't turn out
    quite like I expected...
[19:31] Rimuru
    but in the end,
    butt sumo is the safest way to go.
[19:36] Narrator
    And that's how sumo, which was meant
    to be an ordinary national pastime,
[19:40] Narrator
    took hold in the form of butt sumo.
[19:43] Narrator
    And the world would soon enter
[19:46] Narrator
    a turbulent new age,
    all centered around butts.
[19:49] Rimuru
    What kind of narration was that?!
[20:05] Shuna
    Great Rimuru!
[20:08] Shuna
    We were just playing butt sumo!
[20:11] Rimuru
    It doesn't look that way to me!
[20:13] Shion
    But we just can't determine a winner...
[20:16] Shuna
    So...
[20:17] Rimuru
    Geh!
[20:20] Rimuru
    Safe!
[20:21] Shion
    I will be the one to look after
    Great Rimuru, as I always have!
[20:24] Shuna
    No, I believe I have the
    right to do so, as well!
[20:27] Rimuru
    Am I the only pleasurable
    activity these two have?
[20:30] Shion
    No, me!
[20:31] Shuna
    No, me!
[20:32] Rimuru
    Uh, wait...
[20:34] Rimuru
    Not good!
[20:35] Shion
    No, me!
[20:35] Shuna
    No, me!
[20:37] Rimuru
    You're ripping me apart!
[20:37] Shion
    No, me!
[20:38] Shuna
    No, me!
[20:46] Rimuru
    H-Huh?
[20:51] Rimuru
    I'm okay. I didn't rip apart.
[20:53] Great Sage
    Notice.
[20:54] Great Sage
    The effects of the sleep-inducing
    drug have worn off,
[20:56] Great Sage
    and you have awakened.
[20:58] Rimuru
    A dream...
[21:03] Vesta
    What? Lock it up?
[21:07] Rimuru
    Yes.
[21:08] Vesta
    Did it have some sort of side effect?
[21:11] Rimuru
    Nope, no side effects.
    It worked like a charm.
[21:14] Vesta
    Then why?
[21:16] Vesta
    May I ask for the reason?
[21:18] Rimuru
    Simply put...
[21:20] Rimuru
    because it's too powerful.
[21:23] Vesta
    Pardon?
[21:28] Narrator
    And so...
[21:30] Narrator
    The sleep-inducing drug locally made
    in Tempest never saw the light of day,
[21:35] Narrator
    as it was locked in the vault forever.
[21:40] Rimuru
    Da-dum!